Why I hate the blog

I hate the blog because there are strange symbols appearing in the text now. It's like discovering a weird rash on your body, or breaking out in pox. Also I hate the blog because I can't find that little icon on the blogging tool toolbar with a chain-link that means "this will make a link." Also my friends, who I had hoped would write it for me, are nowhere to be found. My former friends I should say.