Spring cleaning is a noble endeavor, but one that can also be terrifying. Our homes have so many little ecosystems, and the remote ones, under the bed, in the back of closets, can become infested with dust bunnies and other little creatures of filth. But what's worse is when you start really shoving around the heavy furniture and appliances, and discover the dust bison. These are wads of dust so huge and scary that the only safe way to get rid of them is with a rifle. I'm thinking of renting a flamethrower. If you see smoke and flame pouring out of my house, have no fear, that's just spring cleaning.
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