Happy Birthday From the Baltimore Orioles

If you're alive you can get a free ticket to an O's game.

No, this is not a statement about paltry attendance at Camden Yards, this is about a new Orioles promotion that will make getting out to The Yard easy for Baltimore fans that have a Mora-sized family.

The Orioles have announced today that fans will be given a free ticket (in the upper deck, of course) to any non-Yankees or Red Sox home game in the month in which they are born. All you have to do is register here.

Worried that your birthday doesn't fall during baseball season? No problem.

If your birthday is between January and March you can get a ticket to an April game. If your birthday is somewhere between October and December you can get a chance to watch the Orioles close up shop in September.

So who's signing up for their free birthday tickets? Maybe I'll see you in September.