Three Up, Three Down

L. Kensing: New Nats reliever, avid hunter, reportedly delights in gunning down wild boar from helicopter. Officials from CDC award him medal for helping eradicate swine flu.

Natinals: Infamous misspelled jersey nets $8,000 at charity auction. Winning bidder later reneged, saying he misplaced some 0's and only meant to bid 80 cents.

Rain: Persistent precipitation wreaks havoc upon schedule. Sunday's rainout vs. St. Louis may never be made up -- unless, of course, it factors into the Nationals' playoff race.

LMillz: Nats Opening Day CF Milledge now struggling at Class AAA Syracuse, vows to stop listening to coaches. Lucky for him, Syracuse is lovely in the summer and early fall.

Angelos: Orioles' owner loses billionaire status due to market losses, according to Forbes. If you factor in current value of franchise, he's no longer a millionaire either.

A-Rod: New book claims Yanks star took steroids in high school, signaled pitches to opposing batters, tips poorly at Hooters. MLB investigators descend upon Miami-area Hooters.