Three Up, Three Down
Manny A.: Nats' skipper still employed despite media reports of his imminent firing. Even feels confident enough to cancel that U-Haul rental and unpack his suitcases.
Manny R.: Dodgers' LF set to begin Triple-A stint to prepare for return from suspension. Per tradition, agrees to buy clubhouse spread, doses of female fertility drugs for teammates.
Fake umpires: Two Toronto fans in full umpire garb show up in high-priced seats at Nats Park, imitating real umps. Stunt goes too far when they order grounds crew to put tarp over infield.
Zim: Nats' 3B mired in 0-for-17 slump, hitting .221 since 30-game hit streak ended. Probably should have resisted getting hitting tips from teammate A. Kearns.
K. Rosenthal: FoxSports scoopmaster stands by initial report of Acta's firing. Nats' front office refuses to concede he was right, vows to wait for retraction before doing the deed.
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