Moment of Levity: The Big Picture

MADE IN THE SHADES

Look, we could use photos of Jimmy Rollins in some form of ridiculous attire just about every day. We really could, but we're not going to, because that wreaks of general lack of journalistic discretion. Still, even we couldn't hold back on this photo, which proves just how Rollins is so cool that the world needs to wear shades ... shades like his. Lordy. Here's hoping he doesn't ever get dealt to Oakland, green shades like that would make him blend in with a forest. (Jed Jacobsohn/AP)