Moment of Levity: The Big Picture

THIS IS WHAT PITCHING DOES TO YOUR HAIR

That's Boston short stop Nick Green on the left, talking to David Ortiz about pitching a scoreless eighth inning during mop up duty on Thursday night. Amazingly, not only did Green pitch a scoreless eighth, he pitched a scoreless ninth, with an impressive fastball that was rising as high as 90 miles-per-hour. All in all, it was an impressive showing, which is more than you can say about his hair, which didn't seem to take to pitching as well as he did. (Mary Schwalm/AP)