Moment of Levity: The Big Picture

AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO KNEEL FOR THE KING?
Clearly, Felix Hernandez has this whole royalty thing backwards. He may only be a king in figurative speech, but if he's going to enjoy the nickname, he might as well own it. Heck, if we were called "King Felix", we'd be rolling around Seattle in a crown and plates on the back of our Masserati that spelled out "CARAGE" "DA KING" or "CROWN ME", or something equally over the top. Admit it, you would, too. (John Froschauer/AP)

By Cameron Smith |  September 3, 2009; 5:02 PM ET  | Category:  Mariners
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