2010-11 Capitals season preview: Now in Haiku form
By Ryan Cooper
Offense
Ovi best on earth
Backy is near the top too
And then there’s Fleischmann
MP eight-five cut
Blogosphere explodes in rage
Really not that bad
MarJo is lights out
Already ahead of Backs?
GM has man crush
What about Semin?
Playing for big time contract
Should put up big stats
Defense
Schultzie is awesome
Greener should have won Norris
Haters gonna hate
Erskine and T. Sloan
Give me the heartburn and cramps
Barely pro players
Real American
And Mr. Parros Moustache
Can it work out please?
Goaltending
Neuvirth and Holtby
Dany Sabourin there too
Varly hurt again
Maybe team seeks deal?
Can two young guys carry load?
Varly hurt again
Predictions
Southeast is Southleast
Should have title by X-Mas
No Olympics? Great
Will challenge for Cup
But not expecting to yet
East Finals or bust
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| October 7, 2010; 10:15 AM ET
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Big Daddy Kane said it...so we wouldn't have to:
"Seriously...SERIOUSLY...how u GET a record deal?"
God Bless you for trying but...don't quit your day job!
Posted by: clb_in_md | October 7, 2010 11:36 AM | Report abuse
If you think Green should have won the Norris...you are watching in the Twilight Zone! I'd be glad to give you a list of teams & defensemen to watch to understand why Green is such a poor defensive player but a "fourth forward".
Posted by: borg_cube | October 7, 2010 12:00 PM | Report abuse
Hey sports page editor....WAKE UP! how does this crud make the grade to be published?
Posted by: tttyler | October 7, 2010 1:27 PM | Report abuse
Varly hurt again... Varly hurt again... what are we gonna do?
haters already hating Ryan.
Good stuff
Posted by: Joel-in-DC | October 8, 2010 10:15 AM | Report abuse
W-T-F WashPost
You picked this fool over me?
Glad didn't get gig.
Posted by: oviewanknows | October 9, 2010 8:47 AM | Report abuse
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