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2010-11 Capitals season preview: Now in Haiku form

By Ryan Cooper

Offense

Ovi best on earth

Backy is near the top too

And then there’s Fleischmann

 

MP eight-five cut

Blogosphere explodes in rage

Really not that bad

 

MarJo is lights out

Already ahead of Backs?

GM has man crush

 

What about Semin?

Playing for big time contract

Should put up big stats

 

Defense

Schultzie is awesome

Greener should have won Norris

Haters gonna hate

 

Erskine and T. Sloan

Give me the heartburn and cramps

Barely pro players

 

Real American

And Mr. Parros Moustache

Can it work out please?

 

Goaltending

Neuvirth and Holtby

Dany Sabourin there too

Varly hurt again

 

Maybe team seeks deal?

Can two young guys carry load?

Varly hurt again

 

Predictions

Southeast is Southleast

Should have title by X-Mas

No Olympics? Great

 

Will challenge for Cup

But not expecting to yet

East Finals or bust

By Box Seats blogger  | October 7, 2010; 10:15 AM ET
Categories:  Capitals, Ryan Cooper  | Tags:  Capitals, Ryan Cooper  
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Comments

Big Daddy Kane said it...so we wouldn't have to:

"Seriously...SERIOUSLY...how u GET a record deal?"

God Bless you for trying but...don't quit your day job!

Posted by: clb_in_md | October 7, 2010 11:36 AM | Report abuse

If you think Green should have won the Norris...you are watching in the Twilight Zone! I'd be glad to give you a list of teams & defensemen to watch to understand why Green is such a poor defensive player but a "fourth forward".

Posted by: borg_cube | October 7, 2010 12:00 PM | Report abuse

Hey sports page editor....WAKE UP! how does this crud make the grade to be published?

Posted by: tttyler | October 7, 2010 1:27 PM | Report abuse

Varly hurt again... Varly hurt again... what are we gonna do?

haters already hating Ryan.

Good stuff

Posted by: Joel-in-DC | October 8, 2010 10:15 AM | Report abuse

W-T-F WashPost
You picked this fool over me?
Glad didn't get gig.

Posted by: oviewanknows | October 9, 2010 8:47 AM | Report abuse

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