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Posted at 1:44 PM ET, 02/16/2011

United seeking enthusiastic self-starter for goalkeeping position

By Jeff Maurer

D.C. United is in the market for a goalkeeper. It's not exactly a glamor position; they're looking for someone to fill the void until Bill Hamid or Steve Cronin are healthy enough to start. Whoever gets the gig will probably start a game or two and then battle it out for the backup spot. United won't be keen to invest much in this acquisition; in fact, they're circulating an open application, which I - through the investigative reporting skills for which this blog is renowned - have managed to acquire. You may want to forward this to the goalkeeper on your rec league team - he or she might have a shot at this.

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By Jeff Maurer  | February 16, 2011; 1:44 PM ET
Categories:  Jeff Maurer, United  | Tags:  Jeff Maurer, United  
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Comments

As The Boy on Special1 TV might say, "Get me the tank!"

That was excellent, Mr. Maurer.

Posted by: JacobfromAtlanta-ish | February 16, 2011 8:25 PM | Report abuse

Where do I mail this in?

(does anyone know how to print from an iPhone?)

Posted by: JkR- | February 16, 2011 9:27 PM | Report abuse

Great stuff!

Posted by: PrinceBuster21 | February 17, 2011 12:33 AM | Report abuse

Hilarious.

I'd recommend the goalie from my co-ed rec team but we need him for the upcoming season and he might be squeamish about killing possums.

Posted by: Joel_M_Lane | February 17, 2011 10:40 AM | Report abuse

Totally awesome! When is the deadline for law school apps anyway...

Posted by: harryfuchs | February 17, 2011 1:08 PM | Report abuse

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