Funny intern stories in 140 characters

This is my third week of compiling a list of the funniest internship-related tweets. Kudos to the tweeters who write cute, interesting, wonderful things about their interns/internships. But for everyone else, I have two pieces of advice:

Interns -- Stop publicly bashing your bosses on Twitter.
Bosses -- Stop publicly bashing your interns on Twitter.

(Actually, please keep going. This is a lot of fun.)

@taku27 Screw the new intern. June 23

@DeBo_XL @GabeTheWP Take the intern out to a firing squad of dodgeball throwers. June 23

@jetjocko Yes, okay, we hired the intern candidate who wrote part of her interview thank-you note in Klingon. Too on the nose? June 23

@BaBopByeYa I'll show you how to intern... June 20

@kneezurr Seriously....this intern is about to get a roundhouse to the throat...a la #ChuckNorris. Ugh.... June 21

@howie26 The intern walks into my office and asks me what I'm working on. I mean... seriously? Shoo, back to your desk. June 22

@florajasmine intern went to the phish concert last night. and made it in on time this morning. i'm impressed. and also i wonder if he's still high. June 23

@isaacrs Intern #1 now has all his Origami ducks and stuff lined up all over his office like freaking Beanie Babies. Outside he goes!! June 22

@otterpointcreek OPCA Intern Donald found turtle number 102 in the park today! June 23

@_rachelsimon So tomorrow I start my first full day at Internship of Awesome. *cue being just as nervous as orientation day* June 20

@ninamjank @Potterversefan Unfortunately not. I have an internship and I'm focusing on my muggle music this summer, but I'll be at Infinitus! June 22

@Haute_Posh cant wait for 2 then its back to my bed....right after i call my internship.... June 22

@StopStalkingMe Got a call this morning that I was needed in Charlotte today through Sunday because our intern has strep throat. I think he's lying... June 22

@wisteria_90 For the love of Billie Joe! I'm exhausted. and this was my first day at internship. how am I gonna survive 4 weeks? :( June 21

@quasiadastra I'm dreading work tomorrow. It's pretty apparent to me that I dislike my internship...another month and half to go. June 20

@runnerkristi It's new intern day here at the office. I remember being in their shoes. Bet they are super nervous...it's kinda like the first day of HS. June 21

@ChefAllisonDCCK "have I had whole wheat pancakes? that's like asking if I have ever had an apple" well then, sounds like this stage intern is a good fit. June 21

@tajboogiee Omg! My internship = emotional abuse.... It could ruin ya life June 21

@pfpicardi Nice little intern lunch with fellow Teen Vogue-rs and some accessories interns at Vogue. We're all in it together, right? ;) June 21

@BMorePRGuy Funny I just checked too. I believe an intern is the current #4sq mayor of the White House. #GoFigure June 22

@Local12JohnWxr Watching my intern do her first weathercast and she is AWESOME! Too bad she wants to work for the government and not in TV... June 22

@heyrenees Off to internship. More like second job. I have a whole new respect for people who work 60+ hour weeks all the time. June 22

@thewhitesmoking I have no real job in a land with no real perspectives. I keep paying to extend a free-internship visa. Today I do feel like a loser. June 22

@margaret_liu "is it the internship you applied for that night we had a beeer" hahaha omg June 23

@bunnycanhop Writing down topics about current affairs on my journalist notepad! tomorrow is my first day as intern at the news station wooot :D June 23

@maurawhite Just noticed the WORST intern I ever worked with was hired by a former employer. Life is so funny! cc: @leah_motz June 23

@lttsnyder Could actually get work done at my internship if my computer wasn't such a freaking dinosaur. June 23

@lady_alkro I shouldn't be happy that my boss isn't feeling well, but I am glad that I don't have to wake up early for my internship tomorrow. June 23

@Budwt First idea, an intern-powered wind turbin. Since they can't do anything also, I could ask them to peddle it to generate electricity. June 23

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