Greatest intern tweets of the week

So, here we go, the fourth round of the funniest, more interesting or most alarming things interns (or their bosses and co-workers) have said on Twitter.

@ConnieAguilar Our intern is playing Justin Bieber from her Itunes library. I'm considering breaking her computer in half July 1

@CoTravelGirl I totally sent an intern to the liquor store today #LeadershipFailure (but we needed champagne! New clients!). And she gets school credit. July 1

@crayzcaro Sitting at my unpaid internship reading an article about why not to intern. PRODUCTIVE! June 29

@wonderosa as the internship nears its end, I realize I'm losing weight. THE STRESS WAS MAKING ME FAT?! cho bumbo. June 29

@kellympreston LOL at my boss trying to hook me up with a cute college intern. June 30

@TheLolaHaze So i'm about to go off. I let the intern at my job borrow my ipod and he lost it! June 30

@myusernamesdumb Our Intern sang the whole Down With The Sickness song word for word, I hope he dies from a sickness. July 2

@addictedtocute This internship is awesome! Yesterday it was ionizing death rays and today I killed my first (virtual) patient XDDD June 30

@sweeneywi My internship is silly and it's #killingme. July 1

@y_i_y_a Intern, your presence offends me. Do something immediately to amuse me or go to your desk and keep quiet. July 1

@LilMissByrdie Little do they know..Ive already claimed this internship as my job..they might as well gone head and make room lol June 29

@KatieMcElheney Who's the braintrust that decided to install 4 washers but only 3 dryers in the #intern housing at #Heritage? June 28

@CongInterns "Respect and honor the Experiences of others" -referring to how to interact and work with other Members June 29

@Itsyoshitv Caking at Internship ain't nuthin wrong with that June 29

@countcenci Fun as in I was a Gawker intern, spent all of my money on booze & rent, you know the drill. But yeah, stressful also. June 29

@BonnieFromGA maybe I can intern with Scholastic....wouldn't that be awesome? I would need to get a whole new awesome-meter. June 29

@busterkeaton "Soon I'll be sending out your helpful internship handbook. You all have Microsoft Publisher, right?" *crickets chirping* "OK, PDF it is." June 29

@ShannonAshburn Just sent intern David on a "Free Sparkling Limeade from Taco Bell" run. We are getting a lot of work done here! June 29

@GiveForward Olivia the intern: I'm making monkey bread
Ethan: What is monkey Bread?
Olivia: It's like a cinnamon roll on crack!
Ethan: mmmm...crack! July 1

@drjoi53 Just got rid of one intern and now I have 2 for the afternoon. *Sigh* Calgon, take me AWAY! July 1

@Wingsoverwallst Another amazing & tiring day @ my internship. It was a privilege to bear witness to the human spirit at work. July 1

@Jim_Gray Stoked that Vern the intern starts tomorrow! July 2

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