Morning Mix: Tilton Says Simpson No Lucy Ewing

Headlines: Original "Dallas" star Charlene Tilton says Jessica Simpson too old to reprise Lucy Ewing role... Gwyneth plans to name second child "Mortimer" (Because it must be said: At least it's not a fruit)... Estranged husband Richie Sambora asking court to enforce Heather Locklear's prenup... "Flavor of Love's" Pumpkin (aka the spitter) fired from substitute teaching job... Three-and-a-half hour "Lord of the Rings" musical opens to lukewarm reviews in Toronto... Thanks Scientology! "South Park" season premiere draws 3.5 million viewers, the show's biggest premiere since 2002... Randy Quaid sues over "Brokeback Mountain" performance... Look for Ludacris, coming soon to an episode of "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit"... Tune in to Fox Sunday evening to see "The Simpsons" in a live action sequence... Blogger IronicSans rates "The Simpsons" depiction of Manhattan... Judge takes control of Suge Knight's assets after mogul avoids paying $107 million judgment... R. Kelly's brother claims singer asked him to lie in court... Winona Ryder's car towed in L.A... We're watching more sitcom reruns than ever before.

Movies Opening This Weekend: "Ask the Dust," "Inside Man," "Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector."

Cute Overload: You know those cute animal picture e-mails your mom or some co-workers just keep sending? Send them this link and stop them for good: All of the cute compiled in handy blog format.

Weekend Project: Make offers up project plans for an infrared paint remover, an iPod protector, a Lego lie detector and more.