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Keeping Up With Eddie

Eddie Van Halen Keith Richards in Tokyo Monday. (Reuters)

Let it be known that two weeks ago to the day a photo of Eddie Van Halen appeared in this space accompanied by text in which I intimated that he might look a little elderly. I may have suggested that he made Keith Richards look pre-pubescent by comparison. I'm not saying I was wrong. I still think Eddie looks a little rough, but some new evidence regarding Keith Richards has come to light.

It is my duty as Celebritologist to bring this evidence to you. I would be remiss in continuing to let you think Keith is in any way fresh-faced compared to Eddie Van Halen. They are both excellent musicians, legends utterly deserving of mass adoration and infinitely more talented than I am. But they could both still use a little time at the spa.