Morning Mix: Paris Hilton, Stavros Niarchos Split

Headlines: Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos split; meanwhile, Paris discusses why smoking is so "sexy"... Rosie O'Donnell's "View" contract says she can't cut her hair... Keith Richards released from New Zealand hospital after fall from coconut tree... Britney Spears plans mysterious Thursday press conference... Daughters for Shaquille O'Neal and wife and Kobe Bryant and wife... Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx splits with wife of nine years, Donna D'Errico... Gary Glitter denies abusing underage girls, will appeal Vietnam sentence in May... Actor Glenn Ford ("Gilda," "Blackboard Jungle") celebrates 90th birthday... Engelbert Humperdinck turns 70.

Stop the Madness: "Revenge of the Nerds" slated for a remake. Why am I scared this will be some kind of Jon Heder vehicle? Maybe we can get Tom Selleck to also declare this a stupid idea.