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Posted at 7:24 AM ET, 06/28/2006

Morning Mix: Axl Rose Busted for Biting Security Guard

By Liz Kelly

Headlines: Axl Rose detained for drunken outburst (and, umm, biting a security guard) in Sweden... Barbara Walters says she was "betrayed" by Star Jones Reynolds' announcement... Jamie Foxx, Mary J. Blige, Kanye West winners at BET Awards... Angelina Jolie interview doubled CNN's ratings... Michael Jackson moving to Europe to "reignite" musical career... Boy George ordered to do community service in sanitation department...

Rumor Mill: Ashlee Simpson turns down offer to pose in Playboy... Katie Cassidy (David's daughter) beats Jessica Simpson for "Dallas" role... Johnny Depp denies he'll play late INXS frontman Michael Hutchence in film... Is George Clooney romancing Elvis ex Linda Thompson?

Talking with the Stars: Stick around today for live discussions with director Kevin Smith ("Clerks", "Dogma", "Chasing Amy") at 12:30 p.m. ET and actress, UNICEF ambassador Mia Farrow ("Rosemary's Baby", "The Omen"), who will be discussing her recent trip to Darfur at 2 p.m. ET.

By Liz Kelly  | June 28, 2006; 7:24 AM ET
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Who doesn't love Starlet Jones (Starlet is her real name...what great parents she had!)?

Look at the facts, ladies and gentleman:

1) Announces to the world that she loves being fat. Then does anything and everythign to get skinny. And fails.

2) Marries a gay guy and then uses "The View" to hype the marriage...

3) ... and then uses the hype to get people and companies to "donate" to her wedding. In exchange for on-air plugs.

4) Calls around in the Hamptons to get people and companies to "donate" things to her and her household in exchange for plugs.

4) Finally gets her sorry *ss fired for being a jerk. Her boss doesn't pubically humiliate her by letting her say she quit. So Starlet turns around and then screws Babs by annoucing on-air that she was fired.

5) Goes on the Ryan Seacrest. Enough said.

Who doesn't love this stuff? You'd like to call her a train wreck, except that trains don't wreck nearly as often, nor are they so spectacular as the wreck known as "Starlet Jones".

You go, girl!

Posted by: Bradley | June 29, 2006 7:59 AM | Report abuse

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