Elton's Shizzle
Just received an important dispatch from sometime guest Celebritologist Mike Corones:
From: Michael Corones
Sent: Mon 8/28/2006 2:58 PM
To: Liz Kelly
Subject: RE: help!
This Elton John rapping thing has me all atwitter. Some possibilities:
Saturdizzle Nizzle is All Rizzle for a Fizzle
Don't Let the Sizzle go Dizzle on Mizzle
Goodbizzle Yizzle Brizzle Rizzle
I Guezzle That's Whizzle They Cizzle it the Blizzles
Crockadizzle Rizzle
Candizzle in the Wizzle
Bennizzle and the Jizzles
Philadelphizzle Frizzle
Don't Gizzle Brezzling My Hizzzle
Sad Sizzles (Sizzle So Mizzle)
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I think I could get my shoulder lean on to some "Crockadizzle Rizzle." But can Elton top this?
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Liz Kelly
| August 28, 2006; 4:11 PM ET
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Posted by: Thor | August 28, 2006 8:22 PM | Report abuse
Liz,
You hurt my ears. I hope Elton on Biz is better than Biz on Elton.
Just for that I'm going to request that Biz do "Wildfire".
Posted by: That was not nice | August 29, 2006 8:18 AM | Report abuse
Wasn't Elton John rapping mentioned in Revelations??? The lesser known "fifth horseman"???
Posted by: iowalover | August 29, 2006 7:13 PM | Report abuse
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Weren't Elton and Chef tight? I mean, that's how Sir E.J. came to perform "Wake Up Wendy" at Chef Aid, right? Can't he just cover Chef's "Stinky Britches" or "Chocolate Salty Balls" and be done with this ridonculous shiznit?