Morning Mix: Paris Hilton's Music Makes Her Cry, Too

"I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it's so good." -- Paris Hilton on her debut album, released today, enabling us all to cry.

"If she's wearing black, you just wear black. Matching is not her job. It's yours. You're the purse." -- Ashton Kutcher on coordinating his outfits with wife Demi Moore in the latest issue of Details

Headlines: Diddy and long-time girlfriend Kim Porter expecting second child... "Rockstar: Supernova" host Brooke Burke engaged and pregnant... Internet sleuths rout out MySpace celebrity impostors... Both Keane and Darkness frontmen enter rehab.

Rumor Mill: Britney says she wants to be buried with her dog, inaptly named "Lucky"... Madonna claims Kabbalah liquid will clean up nuclear waste... David Hasselhoff contemplating move to U.K.

P.S. This movie trailer mash-up re-imagines "Snakes on a Plane" with an all-star cast.

P.P.S. The Style section reviews tonight's debut of "Breaking Up With Shannen Doherty." Ouch.