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Posted at 8:45 AM ET, 08/11/2006

Morning Mix: Sean Preston Named Worst Dressed

By Liz Kelly

"My hat - no, my clothes go off to the single mother with no help; I stand naked, kowtowing before her." -- Gwyneth Paltrow on motherhood in the September issue of Harper's Bazaar

Headlines: Sean Preston named worst dressed man in the world... Paris Hilton bit by pet kinkajou... Director M. Night Shyamalan says Mel Gibson is a "sweet guy"... Carmen Electra files for divorce from Dave Navarro... Jack Black will host MTV Music Video Awards... Nicolas Cage buys Bavarian castle... Brooke Hogan gets her grills on... Val Kilmer gets his middle age spread on... Kristen Bell fine after slamming hand in car door... Nervous hopeful pukes at "American Idol" audition.

Rumor Mill: Security team mobilizes to protect Lindsay Lohan from stalker; LL on verge of eviction from Hollywood hotel... Tom and Katie invite the Beckhams to meet Suri... Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett moving in together?... Charlize Theron scolded by boyfriend Stuart Townsend in Hollywood restaurant.

Bonus: Put your co-workers, family, whoever On Notice. (Via Pop Candy)

By Liz Kelly  | August 11, 2006; 8:45 AM ET
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Poor SPF -- It's not his fault his parents dress him like that.

Posted by: Alyson | August 11, 2006 10:52 AM | Report abuse

Posted by: On notice - not so newsworthy | August 11, 2006 11:04 AM | Report abuse

OMG... the kinkajou bit Paris? Is she OK?? Did Paris give her rabies?

Posted by: Ken | August 11, 2006 12:12 PM | Report abuse

You know, they say that if a kinkajou bites you, it foretells six more weeks of celibacy.

Poor little guy. Reminds one of PHilton's little dog on "South Park", the despondent one who, while riding in the back of a limo, dexterously dragged a handgun from PHilton's purse with his little doggie jaws, positioned the gun with his little doggie feet, and pressed the trigger with his little doggie paw to mercifully end his own little doggie existence. At which time PHilton purchased human-child Butters as a pet for a tidy sum of disposable money, dressed him in a bear costume, passed out on his bed, and did a neat little trick with a pineapple.

Posted by: Thor | August 11, 2006 12:44 PM | Report abuse

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