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Posted at 8:02 AM ET, 01/10/2007

Morning Mix: Paris and Britney Top Worst-Dressed List

By Liz Kelly

Headlines: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton share Mr. Blackwell's "worst dressed" title... Hilton pleads innocent to drunk driving charge... Spears spends weekend boating with mystery man... Donald Trump sends letter to Rosie O'Donnell, calls Barbara Walters dishonest... Prince William's girlfriend Kate Middleton turns 25; finds herself at center of media storm... Howard Stern earns $83 million bonus for bringing fans to satellite radio... James Brown unburied as family argues over burial site... Clive Owen is the new face of Lancome men's products... 50 Cent planning to launch line of condoms... Fans snap up items at Whitney Houston wardrobe auction (but were the items really Houston's?)... Simon Cowell says Bob Dylan's music "bores me to tears"... Elizabeth Hurley insists wedding guests wear pink... Sammy Hagar hopes for peaceful Van Halen Rock Hall induction... Suzanne Somers's Malibu home destroyed by brushfire... Italian movie producer Carlo Ponti, husband of Sophia Loren, dies... Brooke Burke ("Rockstar: Supernova") gives birth to baby girl... Ziggy Marley and wife welcome son.

Rumor Mill: Mandy Moore dating Nicole Richie ex Adam "DJ A.M." Goldstein... Marilyn Manson dating 19-year-old actress Evan Rachel Wood... Old friends Jeremy Piven and John Cusask on the outs?... Is Julia Roberts having twins again? (third item)... Claire Danes chooses British actor Hugh Dancy over Billy Crudup... Has Hilary Swank found love again?... Harrison Ford turned down Star Wars spin-off.

By Liz Kelly  | January 10, 2007; 8:02 AM ET
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Comments

The great Scott Feshchuk writes in his Weekday Update column at http://forums.macleans.ca/advansis/?mod=for&act=dis&eid=13
that he has until now not written about Don & Rosie because "the barrier is that it's hard to find a rooting interest... Both Trump and O'Donnell have done so much to establish themselves as objectionable human beings. It scarcely seems possible to choose a side.... What this feud needs now is an endgame - a climactic moment that not only offers us a satisfying resolution but also puts the conflict to rest. My suggestions for how Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump should resolve their feud:
1. Pistols at dawn; both tragically killed.
2. Fox revives Celebrity Boxing format; both tragically killed.
3. Game of Boggle; both tragically killed."

Posted by: byoolin | January 10, 2007 9:59 AM | Report abuse

lmao nice byoolin.. death by boggle ftw

Posted by: toneto2722 | January 10, 2007 10:15 AM | Report abuse

lmao G-Unit condoms.. is there anything the man won't market. Next G-Unit veggies... hell maybe even G-Unit sex toys are next.

Posted by: toneto2722 | January 10, 2007 10:20 AM | Report abuse

Turning down star wars spin-off, but taking Indiana Jones: Avenge of the Geriatric Ward - good move. Gotta have standards!

Posted by: not bluto | January 10, 2007 10:36 AM | Report abuse

Clive Owen is the one who should be selling condoms.

Posted by: Barb | January 10, 2007 10:57 AM | Report abuse

I'd rather see Indiana Jones than Star Wars. He made the right choice.

Posted by: Jim | January 10, 2007 11:02 AM | Report abuse

brit+paris = excellent example of why everyone should at least give college a try.

it gets you out of high school mode.

Posted by: b | January 10, 2007 11:18 AM | Report abuse

Can those sobriety tests show drugs other than alcohol or do you have to be helpful like Nicole and tell the cops exactly what you're on? I have a suspision that Paris had more than the bottle before getting into that car.

Poor Kate Middleton, on the news this morning one of the paparazzi said that a picture of her carrying out trash was worth a lot of money.

Posted by: petal | January 10, 2007 11:34 AM | Report abuse

But uh, wouldn't then one argue that you're then in College Mode?

Posted by: not bluto | January 10, 2007 11:56 AM | Report abuse

Shouldn't Paris and Britney have been on the NOT-dressed list.

Posted by: Thom | January 10, 2007 12:04 PM | Report abuse

not bluto:

i'd argue that college mode often jolts one out of that narcissistic "it's all about me" mindset the teenage years can put us in. not always, but frequently.

Posted by: b | January 10, 2007 1:01 PM | Report abuse

Clive Owen? Ick.

Perhaps Hilary Swank doesn't want to talk about her new man because he's MARRIED?! With kids? And cheated on his wife for a long time with Hilary?

Hmm, Hil, ya might wanna remember ... if he'll do it with you, he'll do it to you.

Posted by: K.T. | January 10, 2007 2:06 PM | Report abuse

Did Jennifer Aniston have a boob job or is it just her dress/camera angle??

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20007706,00.html

Posted by: Cathy | January 10, 2007 2:10 PM | Report abuse

Even though Claire Danes went to college, unlike so many starlets, she's still off her rocker. Hugh Dancy? The name itself screams "I need a beard!" After stealing somebody's baby daddy, she's now sleeping with the guy who snogs the [male] hotel manager and the [male] screenwriter? Wouldn't hanging out with Paris and/or flashing the paparazzi your cooter be easier Cries For Help? Oh, that's why she went to college, to find more complex ways to Cry For Help...
No surprise that Brian-er-Marilyn is dating a 19 year old, but Evan Rachel could do so much better. Like one of those emo singer boys closer to her age.
I think Mandy and DJ AM are a good pairing: two people known for dating the famous while not actually doing anything else to be famous themselves. Although, you know, they cancel each other out and then we don't care about them. Still. More.
Unlike Hagar, not only can I drive 55 (!) but I hope the Van Halen reunion is so f-ing scary that the stage burns to the ground and everyone runs from the building screaming. Oh, that's all I remember from the last VH show I went to.... Diamond Dave rules!

Posted by: miss belle | January 10, 2007 3:47 PM | Report abuse

Hilary Swank is crazy if she didn't try to get her mits on Gerard Butler. Crazy!

Posted by: JustAGirl | January 10, 2007 8:44 PM | Report abuse

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