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Posted at 7:57 AM ET, 04/19/2007

Morning Mix: Katie Holmes Has a (Catholic) Secret

By Liz Kelly

Headlines: Angelina Jolie says she's been sexual since kindergarten... Lindsay Lohan doesn't consider herself an addict... Sanjaya Malakar cut from "American Idol"... Simon Cowell denies disrespecting Virginia Tech victims... Courtney Love insists diet and exercise helped her drop 52 pounds... Lisa Rinna pulls red carpet out from under Joan Rivers... Johnny Depp's daughter looking healthy in London... Waxen Matthew McConaughey unveiled in Las Vegas... Actress Kitty Carlisle Hart dies at 96... James Brown's estate still owes $70K for funeral... Beyonce sued for allegedly illegally covering song... Chris Rock asks Georgia court to decide paternity claim... 50 Cent ordered to pay child support... Bill Wyman proves there's life after the Rolling Stones by developing his own line of metal detectors... Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears -- what are you wearing?

Rumor Mill: Katie Holmes secretly talking to Catholic priests... David Beckham drops $54K on wife Victoria's birthday... Christina Ricci ordered to stop shopping... Robbie Williams buys Joe Pesci a Bentley as peace offering.


Applicants can conceptualize their favorite midnight fantasy and send a photo entry that best conveys the experience to a panel of experts. Judges will select the top photos, which will be featured on the Britney Spears Beauty website. The ten winners will receive a 30-gigabyte video iPod autographed by Britney Spears. -- From a press release for Britney Spears' latest fragrance, Midnight Fantasy

Chat Day: Grab your mid-afternoon snack of choice and join me at 2 p.m. ET for this week's Celebritology Live discussion -- we'll talk about the latest scoop, last night's "Lost" and kickoff the countdown to Gene Weingarten's return to the chatosphere.

By Liz Kelly  | April 19, 2007; 7:57 AM ET
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A 30GB video ipod autographed by Britney Spears? Couldn't they have been cheaper and gone with the 1GB Shuffle autographed by Britney Spears... or would that have been too apparent?

I guess my "Midnight Fantasy" of Britney Spears with a GPS-tracking collar bolted to her ankle along with a court order for her to care for her children will never be selected. I suspect my photo entries of "Paris Hilton sentenced to 90 days in jail" and "Lindsey Lohan admits she's an idiot" won't fare much better.

*sigh* ... this is Britney Spears' "Midnight Fantasy" we're competing for. Better I just take pictures of cute stuffed animals, a couple of angelic kids, and a bottle of Schlitz Malt Liquor atop a sequined poster bed in a double-wide trailer.

Posted by: Ken | April 19, 2007 8:32 AM | Report abuse

Who is Robbie Williams? And Is he "cool" enough to live next to Joe Pesci?.

Posted by: Lisa1 | April 19, 2007 9:15 AM | Report abuse

Oh to be a fly on the wall during Katie's Scientology intervention.

Psst... Liz, it's PescI, not PescE.

Posted by: BF | April 19, 2007 9:29 AM | Report abuse

Oh thank god they are finally getting rid of Joan Rivers and her creepy daughter. I love the red carpet, but stopped watching those two several years ago because they just wrecked the whole experience.
I have no idea who Lisa Rinna is, but she's got to be an improvement.

Posted by: Barb | April 19, 2007 9:43 AM | Report abuse

Thanks for the catch. Pesci fixed.

Posted by: Editor's Note: | April 19, 2007 9:45 AM | Report abuse

Now we're fixing mistakes? Yesterday's column could use some attention.

Posted by: Hey! | April 19, 2007 10:20 AM | Report abuse

Those Jessica Simpson jeans look similar in style to the ones Scarlett Jo modeled a few months back:

Posted by: pete | April 19, 2007 10:41 AM | Report abuse

Hey - go easy on our Liz. This whole Virginia Tech thing has a lot of us rattled...

Posted by: Anonymous | April 19, 2007 10:41 AM | Report abuse

Lisa Rinna started out on Melrose Place. I forget where she went after, but she's been around.

Posted by: Columbia, MD | April 19, 2007 10:49 AM | Report abuse

So Katie is going from one nutfarm to another. Wow.

Posted by: WWJD | April 19, 2007 10:51 AM | Report abuse

She *is* at the gym!

Posted by: I can't believe I'm sticking up for Britney | April 19, 2007 11:07 AM | Report abuse

I can't think of a single place anyone with a microgram of fashion sense would wear Britney's outfit. My traditional evening ratty sweatpants and a t-shirt look more sophisticated. Somebody buy this girl a subscription to a fashion magazine!

Posted by: KiKi | April 19, 2007 11:09 AM | Report abuse

Man, Jessica and Britney both look really raggedy, sad, and on the fast track to has-been city. It must be devastating to be 26 or 27 and know the best years of your life are behind you.

Posted by: Once hot, now broken women | April 19, 2007 11:38 AM | Report abuse

Jessica: I think I owned those pants in 1982.
Britney: "Cabaret" with Liza Minnelli?

Posted by: Barb | April 19, 2007 11:47 AM | Report abuse

please revise the quote re: Lisa Rinna...
"Lisa has the perfect mix of charisma, poise, experience, AND CANTELOUPE-LIKE BREASTS to lead our live red- carpet coverage at the major industry award shows," said O'Hara.

Posted by: methinks | April 19, 2007 12:02 PM | Report abuse

Britany: At least, she was dressed appropriately. I'll give her a "C"

Jesscia: She looks like she is stuck in a tube. I give her a "F"

Lisa Rinna: She will know the names of the people she speaking with. Joan Rivers gave up doing that much.

Posted by: Lisa1 | April 19, 2007 12:23 PM | Report abuse

Oh, Angelina attention junkie, please shut up and stop trying to shock people. And since you have so much free time on your hands, how about taking your estranged dad's advice and getting some much-needed therapy?

Leaving the house with a hole in your pantyhose is right up there with leaving the house in curlers ...

Posted by: Catherine | April 19, 2007 12:25 PM | Report abuse

"Lindsay Lohan doesn't consider herself an addict" ... still in denial, looks like she needs to take that first step.

"Angelina Jolie says she's been sexual since kindergarten" ... must have been an interesting nap-time.

Posted by: VT | April 19, 2007 12:53 PM | Report abuse

You know, while I am glad the reign of low-rise jeans is over (no one other than a twig looked good in them), but the high-waisted pleated waist thing?

I've officially given up on the fashion industry. They are officially trying to make women look hideous. Because even the ones with great bodies can barely carry off these modified "Mom" jeans

Posted by: Chasmosaur | April 19, 2007 1:21 PM | Report abuse

Britney's hair sure did grow back fast. I think that pic might be old. Speaking of Britney's hair, since it's shorter doesn't she look kinda like Liza Menelli (sp?)?

Posted by: Sharon | April 19, 2007 3:22 PM | Report abuse

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