Morning Mix: Lohan Checks Into Rehab

Headlines: Lindsay Lohan checks into rehab... Mischa Barton better after Memorial Day scare... Elisabeth Hasselbeck says she's communicating with Rosie O'Donnell... Ashton Kutcher signs two-year production deal with CBS... Justin Timberlake launches his own record label... Bo Diddley recovering from stroke... Amy Winehouse's mother says pop star is too skinny... Larry Birkhead's former lawyer sues for unpaid legal fees... Brandy may face vehicular manslaughter charge... Rapper Young Jeezy arrested at Georgia strip club.

Rumor Mill: Sick Britney Spears had to be carried out of hotel bar bathroom... Vocal coach says she helped Jordin Sparks... Ozzy Osbourne declined invite to duet with Sanjaya Malakar on "Idol" finale... Music mogul Clive Davis furious with Kelly Clarkson over album... Paris Hilton dumped from photog's book of "stunning" heiresses... Bobby Brown forgets the words to "My Prerogative"... Former Spice Girl Melanie Brown signs on to "Dancing With the Stars."

Say What?
"I am going to make mistakes everyday, and I am sure every mistake I make will probably be on CNN or 'Good Morning America.' I am only human people and I love you for still loving me." -- Britney Spears in a new message posted to her Web site

"Let's glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans, even though we have no...clue what Memorial Day really means!!...There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!" -- Nicole Ritchie's e-mail invite to friends for her Memorial Day party | Full e-mail (Ritchie's publicist says she was joking.)