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Posted at 7:35 AM ET, 05/22/2007

Morning Mix: Paula Abdul Blames Dog for Broken Nose

By Liz Kelly

Headlines: Paula Abdul blames chihuahua for broken nose... Angelina Jolie promotes "A Mighty Heart" at Cannes | More Cannes Coverage... Donald Trump says NBC can't fire him, because he quits (not if Mark Cuban can help it)... Recovering addict Keith Urban greeted with alcohol on Australian flight... Jessica Simpson launching lingerie line... New Zealand city names landfill after John Cleese... "Prison Break's" Lane Garrison pleads guilty in fatal car crash... David Hasselhoff regains right to see daughters... Sylvester Stallone fined for importing illegal drugs to Australia... Judge reduces charge against Creed frontman Scott Stapp... Tom Sizemore charged with five drug-related felonies... Robert Rodriguez to direct "Barbarella" remake.

Rumor Mill: Britney Spears and her new hair extensions party in Miami... John Mayer and Jessica Simpson (who supposedly broke up last week) spotted together in New York... Oprah Winfrey surprised to learn father is penning book about her... Sting and David Bowie opening burlesque club... Katee Holmes the porn star vexes Katie Holmes the bride of Cruise... Anthony Michael Hall signs on to next Batman movie... George Michael spends $20 million on art.

Say What?
"No, I took a train across the Atlantic." -- Following a Cannes screening of his environmental documentary "The 11th Hour," Leonardo DiCaprio responds to a reporter who asks if he'd taken a "gas-guzzling flight" to the film festival.

By Liz Kelly  | May 22, 2007; 7:35 AM ET
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I believe that DiCap wins the MAD Magazine Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions Award for that comeback.

Posted by: byoolin | May 22, 2007 8:55 AM | Report abuse

I like Leo more and more the older - and more openly sarcastic - he gets.

Posted by: Nice | May 22, 2007 9:03 AM | Report abuse

Finally someone is remaking a movie that needed to be remade & Rodriguez is the perfect person to pull of Barbarella. Plus he'll come in under budget since he does practically everything himself.

Posted by: Bored @ work | May 22, 2007 9:12 AM | Report abuse

Leo - ROLFL !!

Agree completely with byoolin and Nice. Has anybody found Leo's reply on the net yet? Gotta watch that one at least once.

Posted by: SoMD | May 22, 2007 9:23 AM | Report abuse

I think about the fact that my son will see the film one day, and this is a great moment of pain for me," Pearl said. "And this role was played by somebody who loves me, and it means a lot to me."

Wow, I didn't know she loved anyone but herself.

Posted by: Anonymous | May 22, 2007 9:45 AM | Report abuse

-OMG, I love Leo (signed Mrs. DiCaprio)

-Any one who paid to see Britney at the HOB in Orlando got what they deserved. .

-Don't blame the dog, Paula. You were wasted.

-Is this what we have to look forward to for the summer: John and Jessica break-up/make- up sightings?

-Donald Trump should join the cast of "I Love New York". The Donald and New York's crazy mother battling it out would be priceless.

Posted by: Lisa1 | May 22, 2007 9:56 AM | Report abuse

the whole on again/off again thing w/john mayer & the simpson girl is boring. he knows she's a ditz, but he can't pull himself away. i wonder what the attraction is?

it's going to be interesting to see how much money the holmes/cruises have to pay to stop katee holmes from using that name.

Posted by: methinks | May 22, 2007 10:14 AM | Report abuse

Well, Leo also took the Titanic. Talk about a gas guzzler!! Good thing it got wasted.

Posted by: POS | May 22, 2007 10:25 AM | Report abuse

Not so unusual for New Zealand to name a trash dump after John Cleese; after all, Kathy Harris named a trash dump after the biggest city in France.

Posted by: Margo | May 22, 2007 10:57 AM | Report abuse

Lisa1, I agree. Paula calls it a chihuahua I call it not being able to stand after tying one on. I wonder if that's why Britney and Paris got rid of theirs.

One less place to see the Donald. The sun has started to shine.

Maybe the Cruise don't have to pay off the porn star. Maybe they can threaten to send her Scientology materials, have Tom call her and offer her a free thetan reading. I'm sure she'll stop and they would have saved tons of cash.

Posted by: petal | May 22, 2007 11:05 AM | Report abuse

Britney, where the hell are your kids!!!? What was the point of rehab if you are still out partying and not staying home and being a mother to your children. You are a horrible, horrible person and even worse mother.

Posted by: Anonymous | May 22, 2007 11:51 AM | Report abuse

Re Stapp's Domestic Violence Charge:

"Judge Cory J. Ciklin reduced the charge to misdemeanor assault after determining the Orangina bottle was not a deadly weapon."

If throwing glass bottles shaped like little grenades at former Miss America contestants is wrong, then i dont want to be right...

(it's a meme people... i'm not serious... dude needs help)

Posted by: Quintilius Varus | May 22, 2007 2:37 PM | Report abuse

I think the Chihuahua was after Paula's drink and she had to fight him for it. Probably tried to bite her nose off.

Posted by: POS | May 22, 2007 3:06 PM | Report abuse

"the whole on again/off again thing w/john mayer & the simpson girl is boring. he knows she's a ditz, but he can't pull himself away. i wonder what the attraction is?"

Probably those double Ds that her Dad likes to talk about. You can't cover those suckers up, you know.

Posted by: stating the obvious | May 22, 2007 5:04 PM | Report abuse

ookay so now it is the chihuahua's fault for the face plant, eh Paula? It'll also be her excuse to get doped up on plenty of pain meds, so expect more strange outbursts...

and oh gawd about that Mayer/simpson pairing. As someone observed upstream, dude is probably so transfixed by her curves that he aint' thinking too much about her intellectual muscle. Afterall he did write an entire song about enjoying a woman's body (Your Body is a wonderland).

Posted by: plamar1031 | May 22, 2007 6:08 PM | Report abuse

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