K-Fed, Father of the Year
If fame were based on fecundity, Kevin Federline would finally achieve the massive stardom to which he's always aspired. This morning, Cindy Adams broke news to us -- and apparently to Federline -- that ex and mommy of two of his previous children Shar Jackson is seven weeks pregnant with Federline's latest release, offspring number five... putting him one baby closer to Bob Marley's massive 13 kid brood.
According to Adams, who herself quotes Star magazine, Jackson (who may want to check her "Ex-Wives Club" contract before getting too cozy) is hoping the baby will bring them back together as a family. Perhaps she forgets that Federline spent the months she was pregnant with their last child, Kaleb Michael, courting Britney Spears.
If K-Fed really (oops) did it again -- how will Britney react? Only yesterday rumors of a reconciliation between Spears and Federline (who split last fall) made the rounds of Internet gossip sites. What of Federline's plans for a follow up to his 2006 bomb of an album, "Playing With Fire?" What of his planned big screen debut in the new Keanu Reeves/Forest Whitaker project?
If all else fails, Federline can concentrate on the next generation (see below). With baby number five he has the makings of a family musical group, positioning himself as the Joseph Jackson, the George Virl Osmond, or the George Ritter Von Trapp of of 2019.
The K-Fed Brood Thus Far:
Kori Madison born to Shar Jackson on July 31, 2002
Kaleb Michael born to Shar Jackson on July 20, 2004
Sean Preston born to Britney Spears on Sept. 14, 2005
Jayden James born to Britney Spears on Sept. 12, 2006
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