Morning Mix: Paris's Interview -- Not So 'Hot'

"Just the whole idea of being in jail is really scary. I wasn't -- I would hate to be alone, so that was really, you know, hard for me in the beginning, to be so alone. And I've had nightmares that my -- someone would break into my cell and hurt me. And just scary times like that." -- Paris Hilton opens up to Larry King about her harrowing three-week jail stint

Paris 24/7: Tom Shales reviews Paris's performance... Howard Kurtz reviews Larry King's performance... Us Weekly adds Web site to Hilton ban... Video: MSNBC anchor Mika Brzezinski refuses to talk about Paris Hilton... People features Hilton in cover story, photo shoot.

Live Chat: Join me today at 2 p.m. ET to rant about last night's waste of an hour.

Headlines: John Stamos apologizes for "out of character" TV appearance... "Oceans Thirteen" cast raises $5.5 million for Darfur relief... Fashion designer Liz Claiborne dead at 78... Oprah Winfrey opening store near Chicago studio... Spice Girls expected to announce reunion plans... Portia de Rossi signs on to "Nip/Tuck"... Timothy Olyphant cautions fans "don't hold your breath" for "Deadwood" movies... Usher and fiancee expecting first child... Charges dropped against photographer accused of bugging Nicole Kidman.

Rumor Mill: Amy Winehouse explores self-mutilation... K-Fed worried about Britney Spears (well, we worried first)... Spears bows out of Cyndi Lauper concert appearance... Victoria Beckham to receive British title... Is Brittany Murphy the victim of a stalker or an active imagination?... Jessica Simpson keeps personal trainer in split from John Mayer... O.J. Simpson practiced crying for "If I Did It" interview.

Pix: Is Madonna an exercise junkie?... Elle Macpherson and long-locked son step out in London.

Say What?
"I don't go to premieres. I don't go to parties. I don't covet the Oscar. I don't want any of that. I don't go out. I just have dinner at home every night with my kids. Being famous, that's a whole other career. And I haven't got any energy for it." -- Gary Oldman on his atypical movie star life