Creative Captioning: Vincent Pastore & Kitty Cat

While scanning photo wires this morning, I came across the image below -- "Sopranos" alum Vincent Pastore and a ridiculously adorable kitten hamming it up at some sort of cat food-sponsored event (Hollywood, so glam). This picture, I thought, is crying out for a little creative captioning. So, today, release your inner copy editor and craft the best blurb you can for why this bear of a man is pawing this little puff ball. Keep it clean, please. We all know what Pastore's name on "The Sopranos" was -- surelywe're more creative than that.
The best entry will be elevated to a position of prominence here in da blog and the writer of that entry may call him (or her) self "Official Celebritology Captionologist" for the week of Aug. 20 - 24.

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Update, 8.24.07: The winner of this week's contest is sjcpeach with "Say hello to my little friend!".

Runners Up:

"Does this tie make me look fat?" -- M Street, D.C.

Vincent Pastore and "Snowflake," who will play Pastore's character Big Pussy in the all-feline Disney children's film, "Sopranocats," to be released Christmas 2007. -- Byoolin

From further down the table, someone cried in exasperation "For chrissakes, use a napkin!" -- WDC

I CAN HAZ MY BODY BAK??2 -- lolme

Interviewer: And what do you call your vile, disgusting new act?
Vincent Pastore: The Aristocats. -- VoR

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