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Posted at 8:00 AM ET, 08/17/2007

Headlines: Sources Say Brangelina Never Better

By Liz Kelly

Headlines: Jay-Z tops Forbes list of hip-hop moguls... First daughter Jenna Bush engaged... Paris Hilton creates frenzy with launch of clothing line... Victoria Beckham penning fashion advice book... David Beckham blogs about his first L.A. Galaxy goal... Heidi Klum goes topless for new Jordache ads... "Idol" winner Jordin Sparks to release album in November... Amy Winehouse says yes, no, yes to rehab.

Pix: Pregnant Salma Hayek ready to pop?... New Angelina Jolie St. John ads and "Wanted" stills.

Rumor Mill: Sources say Brangelina are doing really well, despite recent rumors... Brad Pitt gives museum guard $300 tip... Britney Spears spotted out on the town with Criss Angel... Eddie Murphy threatening to sue Melanie Brown for defamation... Isaiah Washington to guest on Star Jones Reynolds's new Court TV show Monday... Carmen Electra working on album... Nicole Richie, Zac Efron and Lauren Conrad recently spotted wearing red Kabbalah(?) string bracelets?... Jack Nicholson's saliva glands dry up.

By Liz Kelly  | August 17, 2007; 8:00 AM ET
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"Amy Winehouse says yes, no, yes to rehab."

This line was funny the first 10,000 times I heard it - now, not so much. Can we put it to rest?

Posted by: Arlington, VA | August 17, 2007 9:12 AM | Report abuse

I get a weird feeling when I look at Jenna and her fiance. What a strange looking couple they are.

Posted by: snoootty | August 17, 2007 9:52 AM | Report abuse

Re: Angelina Jolie ads... even I can tell from a b&w photo that those aren't mastiffs; they're weimaraners, which are not small dogs, but certainly aren't in the giant category either.

Posted by: m.a. | August 17, 2007 10:16 AM | Report abuse

He has that creepy Southern Republican haircut thing going.

Posted by: Joseph Finn | August 17, 2007 10:16 AM | Report abuse

Jordache is still in business? Or are you pulling gossip from 1986?

Posted by: mme.bahorel | August 17, 2007 10:24 AM | Report abuse

LOTS of rumors that Jenna has a bun in the oven. Here is one summary:

Posted by: Anonymous | August 17, 2007 10:29 AM | Report abuse

Did Jenna date some lefty, hairy Deadheads in the past? How come she is so ready to settle down with Mr.Young Republican? I thought kids were supposed to rebel!

Posted by: POS | August 17, 2007 10:39 AM | Report abuse

"Victoria Beckham penning fashion advice book"

Chapter 1 - Diet vigorously, until you look like a poster child for famine relief. Then lose an additional 5 lbs., so you'll look good on camera.
Chapter 2 - Get a pair of implants at least three sizes too large for your figure, so that you always appear to be on the verge of floating chest-first into the sky.
Chapter 3 - Flush millions of dollars on clothes and shoes with designer labels, regardless of how ridiculous and altogether tacky they may look.
Chapter 4 - Pop out a kid every year or so, until you have enough for your very own football team.
Chapter 5 - Pen a book about how easy you make it all look, so fans will think you really do know what you're talking about, and use the proceeds to finance your purchase of next seasons' collections.

Posted by: MisterBear | August 17, 2007 10:41 AM | Report abuse

no, Jenna has been Smith Point popped collar Repubs all the way. She's been with this guy for over two years. I bet she is pregnant, however.

Posted by: Anonymous | August 17, 2007 10:42 AM | Report abuse

Not to be snarky, but I went to high school with jenna bush, as well as college (thankfully I never had to interact with her) but she wasn't ever really that small to begin with. And if she kept up her partying all through college she would need to wear some loose hanging close to hide all the beer.

Posted by: michael | August 17, 2007 11:02 AM | Report abuse

"...some loose hanging close to hide..."

Let's hope Jenna got more out of college than her former classmate and critic.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket | August 17, 2007 11:08 AM | Report abuse

yeah, but she looks quite thin, with maybe B cups, in the State Dinner photo and the inaugural ball photo that have been all over (in the Reliable Source this a.m.). She is now fat in the boobs (got to be a C) and face area and wears lots of clothes that cover her up, as opposed to before. She looks like a pregnant woman to me, and I have been one myself.

Posted by: Anonymous | August 17, 2007 11:09 AM | Report abuse

Eh, I dunno...that style of clothes is in now. I look pregnant sometimes, and, lemme tell ya, I'm not.

Posted by: h3 | August 17, 2007 11:20 AM | Report abuse

If she is, you have to laugh given that she just wrote a book about a girl with AIDS. ONe would think she'd heard of condoms, but oh wait, her dad's policy is abstinence, so she wouldn't have. Whoops. And I agree that it is not just the clothes--her arms, chest, and face are substantially fuller when you compare those State Dinner/Inaugural Ball pics with the current ones.

Posted by: Jo | August 17, 2007 11:27 AM | Report abuse

"Eh, I dunno...that style of clothes is in now. I look pregnant sometimes, and, lemme tell ya, I'm not."

The exact reason why I just walk by those shirts/dresses. Who wants all the speculation? Stupid designers.

Posted by: WDC | August 17, 2007 11:33 AM | Report abuse

It would be the very definition of irony if it turned out that Jenna was pregnant by some ponytailed, tie-dye shirt-wearing, pot-smoking, Berkeley alum with whom she'd had a short and clandestine affair. LOL

Posted by: MisterBear | August 17, 2007 11:35 AM | Report abuse

Victoria is not actually writing the book - she already wrote it. It was published in Britain awhile ago and is just being released here now.

Posted by: D.C. | August 17, 2007 11:37 AM | Report abuse

There's a pic of Britney with Chriss Angel on Perez Hilton and she looks totally stoned. Sad sad sad.

Posted by: Arlington | August 17, 2007 11:43 AM | Report abuse

Follow up from the Ethan Hawke thing...

"Ethan Hawke, whose split from Uma Thurman caused a tabloid frenzy, says being part of a celebrity couple can be hard on the ego.

"It's unfair when one person's career is taking off and the other is really suffering," the 36-year-old actor tells AMC's "Shootout" in an interview slated to air Sunday.

"What happens -- it's not that they're jealous of each other; it's that the person you share your life with isn't in the mood to support," Hawke says. "You want to have a pity party for yourself, but they're off to the Golden Globes and you don't want to go because everyone is going to think you are jealous."

Um, if YOU were doing well and Uma's career was in the toilet she was supposed to come happily along with you?

Sorry your gorgeous, talented, emotionally secure wife is actually more gorgeous and talented than you Ethan....

Posted by: Chasmosaur | August 17, 2007 1:23 PM | Report abuse

i dunno, i don't think jenna looks pregnant at all. in the wonkette photo gallery, it seems like their trying to be more funny than truthful. the picture with the blue shirt with her dad, with the fabric of that shirt and the wind appearing to be blowing, if she were really 30+ weeks pregnant (doing the math if the photo of her in the red shirt is supposed to be 28 weeks), you would DEFINITELY see a bump on her stomach, which you don't at all. yeah, she's not stick thin, but she looks fine!

I think that her "mumus" are really just fashion, not coverups. have you been to the mall recently? everyone is selling these bag shirts now.

Posted by: Anonymous | August 17, 2007 1:27 PM | Report abuse

"It would be the very definition of irony if it turned out that Jenna was pregnant by some ponytailed, tie-dye shirt-wearing, pot-smoking, Berkeley alum with whom she'd had a short and clandestine affair."

Or by Al Gore's son? ;-) lmao!

Posted by: Californian | August 17, 2007 1:36 PM | Report abuse

Californian... Can you imagine a more uncomfortable conversation?

"I don't quite know what to say, Mr. President. The DNA profile of the baby doesn't resemble that of Mr. Hager at all."


Posted by: MisterBear | August 17, 2007 2:51 PM | Report abuse

Jenna Bush is not pregnant. For one, if she were and not married, the pro-life first family would have her off to a Mexican abortion clinic faster than you can say conspiracy theory. But I would bet any amount of money that she is no virgin. Abstinence only education my a$$.

Posted by: Anonymous | August 17, 2007 3:33 PM | Report abuse

I cannot believe anyone would bet she IS a virgin. I mean, really, is that even an issue?

And I think she is knocked up or she gained a whole lot of weight recently.

Posted by: Anonymous | August 17, 2007 4:08 PM | Report abuse

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