Friday Follies: Waste a Day the Celebritology Way

Robert Smith's favorite holiday is Halloween.

Robert Smith auditions for the new-wave version of Hairspray.

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!"

Whenever I'm alone with you, you make me feel like you're about to eat my brains.

Robert Smith provides an answer to the question: Can you ever be too old? YES!

btw, i think if you adjust the coding on the photo, there won't be a big blank space at the top of the page...on my box anyway.

b,
You get my vote.

On the other topic, national geographic has a jigsaw puzzle generator that I have personal wasted away a few Friday's on. Yes it's not celeb related but ohh so fun.

i don't have the heart for this anymore. auf wiedersehen dahling.

Robert Smith performs a re-make of the Cure hit now retitled "It's Friday, I'm a Fat Old Woman"

Robert Smith blends in at a Rocky Horror Picture Show tribute.

I chose my 19 month-old daughter's Hallowe'en costume more with non-princess in mind than anything else. I bought her a tiny orange space-flight suit (a tribute to my late dad who was an aeronautical engineer) and it later occurred to me that I am dressing her as a female astronaut with a diaper on.

"Liz Kelly's costume was the HIT of the Washington Post's Hallowe'en Party."

The Clinton thing is so over. The purses never happened. The whole London School of Economics trip was boring. Monica Lewinsky says she hopes her musical career will be judged on its merits, not prior noteriety.

Rosie O'Donnell on a crack binge.

[If he weren't so very dead already]

Tiny Tim opens his national comeback tour, sponsored by Krups.

"The 80's are back man and its totally rad." Robert Smith slurred before keeling over into a drug enduced coma.

Mecha-Steisand wants a rematch with Robert Smith.

As for Shatner's Star Trek, it is worth noting that the movie was plagued by budget problems, studio intervention, and the fact that the best FX teams at ILM were busy with Indianna Jones and Ghostbusters II. I am not trying to defend the crappy movie, all I'm saying is that it wasn't necessarily all Shatner's fault that the movie was bad.

Robert Smith graciously receives his "Phallus of Death" award.

Robert Smith realizes that he forgot to put on his adult diapers before the show.

I can't stop looking at the Robert Smith picture. And every time I do, my brain says, "Holy s***!"

It looks almost like what happens when you accidentally Google "hugely+overweight+people+porn", you know?

Liza Minnelli photographed just getting out of bed.

"It's Friday, I'm A Tub."

Robert Smith: "This is why you really, really shouldn't do drugs, kids."

Robert Smith decides to continue touring, despite being only halfway through gender reassignment.

Rikki Lake stars in the remake of The Crying Game.

I dunno why I thought of this tune by America: "..I been through the desert and saw a man with a mane"

Meet Milton Smith, Robert and Anna Nicole Smith's secret love child. Milton, the cosmetic genius behind Cure It All spa treatments, is modeling his new line of beauty products including Feel Free Again hair pommade and Sunday I'm in Love lip tint.

There was nothing in the world
That I ever wanted more
Than to never see this picture of you...

Tomorrow on Craig Ferguson we have Robert Smith as Craig Ferguson as Robert Smith

(and that 'worst movies directed by actors' list FAILS... i give you one word... "Wisdom")

New in record stores this week: "Liza Minnelli Goes Metäl"

bm,
I composed my entry before reading the comments. Great minds think alike.

I like turtles.

Liz Taylor reinvents herself again.

and the prize goes to:

stuck@work!

OMG, who ate Robert Smith?!?

Amy Winehouse discovers the unpleasant side effects of marijuana-induced munchies.

You're right QV, I can't believe not one (if not all) of Emilio Estevez movies were on the list. Something is amiss.

A sheepish Britney Sprears, at her lastest VMA performance, realizes that the tabloids might be right.

"We all labour against our own cure, for death is the cure of all diseases." -- Sir Thomas Browne

"Here, hold this microphone. I need to freshen up my eyeliner."

Eddie Izzard's new comedy show features a bit about The Cure frontman Robert Smith.

It looks like boys DO cry

The world doesn't make enough detangler. Or donuts.

Anna Nicole Smith has risen from the grave, and she is hungry for musical instruments!!!!

I like Maybelline because it doesn't smear...

During a Q&A session at a recent show, Robert Smith introduced the audience to the black, baby cashew that he cradeled in his arms -- proving he has finally gone nuts.

I'm laughing so hard I could barely type that my vote is a 3-way tie between bm, Tommy, and Mad Scientist!!

LMAO ...

I want to stab him in the chest with the adrenaline stick.

Robert Smith has the Cure for midnight binges. Friday, he's in love with Jenny Craig as the new spokesperson. Eat your hearts out Kirstie and Val.

Horton Hatches the Egg - the rock opera.

The Cure for my appetite.

Robert Smith channels his inner Alice Cooper via Amy Winehouse.

Photoshop Smith so that he's holding a sign:

"Will sing old emo songs for eyeliner. (NO TINY TIM, STOP ASKING!)"

Or just "I CAN HAZ HARSPREY PLZ?"

Do the Cure need Robert Smith or does Robert Smith need a cure ?

Bozo was busy so you get me.

Could someone please tell Mortisha Addams she needs a haircut, a chest waxing, and Weight Watchers?

My vote goes to TJMikeK-hilarious.

in between diets?

No point hiding behing the guitar, Elvira, the gig is up.

If a camera adds 10 pounds, approximately how many cameras are on Robert Smith?

"Dog Day Afternoon II" (2007) premieres this month, and Leon (Chris Sarandon, above) is STILL waiting for that operation.

I just want to be loved. Is that so wrong?

It's not ethical to force gorillas to perform on stage.
-PETA

This week on PBS-Kids, guest Robert Smith teaches the Teletubbies about New Wave Music.

OR

The ghost of Tortured Teenage Pop's Recent Past tries in vain to warn Marilyn Manson.

Do you want to stroke my pet whale?

"All your base are belong to us"

no one has yet to venture, "meet my little friend" yet? c'mon peeps!

Criss Angel reacts to the news of David Copperfield's legal troubles.

Chubby Chubby (Dang! Dang!): Baroness Bomburst & the Child Catcher's creepy bastard succumbs to a high-fat diet and Statue of Liberty delusions.

Who knew that Britney played guitar?!

No caption comment.
But my Halloween costume is very retro-celebrity. I'm going as the Swedish Chef - floppy hat, white jacket, rubber chicken, and all. Liz, you'll be happy to know that the houndstooth checked pants are not pleated.

For some reason I imagined Bluto as the Swedish Chef!

Robert looked out into the audience and realized that his fans were as old, fat, pale and badly dressed as he was. It was at that moment that he realized: maybe Jimi Hendrix got it right after all.

Was this what Brad Pitt meant when he talked about not aging well???

My votes

MaxH
yellojkt

Robert Smith proves that eating brains makes you fat while not making you smarter. He later comments that Milla Jovanovich needs to go easy on the bone marrow, since that is not exactly low fat either.

hman1217 -- Good one! Ha! I agree with Gene that the video of that kid wasn't remotely funny. But your comment was great!

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

Alice Cooper needs to stay away from the Halloween candy.

"I can't believe I ate the whole Siouxsie."

How do I know so much about Oops I Crapped My Pants? Because I'm wearing them right now---and I just did.

Cure frontman Robert Smith calls upon an audience member to "Put the lotion in the basket."

re- worst movies directed by actors - my list

Stayin Alive: Sylvester Stallone
The Pledge: Sean Penn
The Postman: Kevin Costener
Willow: Ron Howard
Garden State: Zach Braff
Little Man: Keenan Ivory Wayans
Dick Tracy: Warren beatthy
Forget Paris: Billy Crystal
Cop & a Half: Henry Winkler

I beg to differ on Garden State.

Al Gore unveils his latest "look" for the Nobel Award Ceremonies.

I liked both Garden State and Forget Paris...my husband still refers to veal parmesan whenever he orders it as having "a Billy Crystal."

As the orderlies surrounded him, Robert Smith could be heard muttering "cautious, my precious . . . we musstn't rissk our neck, musst we, precious? No, precious."

After catching a glimpse of his image in an onstage monitor, Robert Smith of The Cure decides to open his set with "Why Can't I Be You?"

Looking like the spawn of an unholy union between Rosie and The Donald, Robert Smith of The Cure reminds us that sometimes, a celebrity feud is a good thing.

During rehearsal for the new Disney stage musical "The Little Mermaid," Ursula the Sea Witch picks up the guitar.

OR

Determined to shed his 'Office' persona, Steve Carell debuts his one-man stage show, "Transvestite Ghouls of the Apocalypse: The Musical."

Cradling a mutant eggplant, Cure frontman Robert Smith accepts the award for Best Goth Ron Jeremy Lookalike.

Tentative cover for the debut album of "The Secret Passion of Severus Snape"

Robert Smith: Does this guitar make my butt look big?

"Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end." - Jerry Seinfeld

I can't take credit for this quote, and am a Cure fan, but our caption subject would do well to listen!

Boys don't cry...but those looking at the aging alt-rockers of their youth sure will weep

Channeling Divine, Robert Smith waits for John Waters and a bichon-frise

Having failed to land the lead in "Rock of Love," Robert Smith sets his sights on "Celebrity Fit Club."

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Consummating the union of art and commerce, musician Robert Smith squeezes in a plug.

Britney learns the guitar during her newly found free time not parenting.

Ooooo, just like heaven.

"Promoting his new album, 'Feed me, Feed me, Feed Me'."

"It's 10:15 on a Saturday Night....at Krispy Kreme"

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