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Posted at 7:57 AM ET, 10/ 4/2007

Morning Mix: Kid Rock Says Anderson Lied About Miscarriage

By Liz Kelly

Headlines: Kid Rock says Pam Anderson lied about miscarriage... After failing to show up at court, Britney Spears fails to regain custody of kids... Forbes names Jennifer Aniston top-selling celeb face... Eldest member of Hanson hospitalized with chest pains... Hulk Hogan to host "American Gladiators" revival... Photographer investigated for selling underage pics of Kim Kardashian... Former "Survivor" contestant accuses Danny Bonaduce of assualt over this:

Rumor Mill: Brit headed to Antigua rehab this weekend?... Lindsay Lohan leaves Utah rehab with dad Michael... Tabloid tries to supress svelte snaps of Angelina Jolie... Paris Hilton dating Swedish model (that she discovered)?... Matt Damon's wife tells him to ease up on work.

Say What?
"When I first joined a band, I just wanted to make some good tunes.... But I got to go meet the president, and he slaps me a high-five while I'm having a Jim Beam and Coke with Rumsfeld." -- Kid Rock in the latest issue of Rolling Stone

"You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go [bleep] yourself sad jobless pig." -- Charlie Sheen to ex-wife Denise Richards in an e-mail included in documents filed last week in L.A. Superior Court

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By Liz Kelly  | October 4, 2007; 7:57 AM ET
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Won't someone buy Charlie Sheen a thesaurus?

Posted by: byoolin | October 4, 2007 8:39 AM | Report abuse

Aw, yeah... The 'duce ain't nuthin' to f--k wit'!

Posted by: Pompous Magnus | October 4, 2007 9:02 AM | Report abuse

charlie has a point.

Posted by: g | October 4, 2007 9:05 AM | Report abuse

I still love Charlie Sheen...Though, I can't help but think of the Baldwin rant...

I think the last thing Britney needs is another rehab vacation (hello, didn't work the first 2 or is it 3 times). How about some remote place in the states that "regular" folks go to?

Posted by: WDC 21113 | October 4, 2007 9:16 AM | Report abuse

but I kinda dug the over-the-head toss of the comedian, it was funnier than I would have expected. And I think he will have a hard time explaining why jumping on Danny doesn't count as "assault" but disengaging from said jump does.

Posted by: not a fan of slapstick | October 4, 2007 9:16 AM | Report abuse

They all die, it's the way of life. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, meerkat to cobra poop.

Posted by: Stick | October 4, 2007 9:20 AM | Report abuse

The difference between Charlie and Alec: 1) Charlie was calling Denise a pig, not his kids; 2) he did it in an email which presumably the children will not see. Oh yeah, he's right too. All Denise has ever done is date famous guys and try to get them to marry her. She only got Charlie because she got pregnant.

Posted by: ep | October 4, 2007 9:22 AM | Report abuse

the best work d bon has done in years.

Posted by: ex cap | October 4, 2007 9:29 AM | Report abuse

Posted by: ep | October 4, 2007 09:22 AM

I know - my point (which wasn't clear apparently) was that now I'm thinking about the Baldwin rant...Ugh. Something I didn't want to think about!

Posted by: WDC 21113 | October 4, 2007 9:33 AM | Report abuse

Nice video. I never thought I'd see Danny Bonaduce do something that would make me
cheer. And I don't know if something changed at your end or mine, but for once I can see it at work!

Stick -- are you another Meerkat Manor fan?
I love that show. I hope the Whiskers are OK w/out her.

Posted by: b, who loves meerkats | October 4, 2007 9:54 AM | Report abuse

LIZ! Add those awful braided belts to the list of Crappy Things Men Wear!

This particular fashion victim had on flat fronts (though, ironed crease, ugh) with an unfortunately seersuckered short-sleeve button down shirt and faux-sude (fuede?) brown shoes. The real crime here was topping that look off with the braided belt with brass buckle. His wife should beat him senseless with that belt.

I took a paunch-down picture this morning with my phone... am I allowed to email it to you? Haha!

Posted by: not bluto | October 4, 2007 10:15 AM | Report abuse

You are so right ep; although Denise was an upgrade from the porn-star Charlie used to date.

Posted by: Lisa1 | October 4, 2007 10:17 AM | Report abuse

Ha! That video was great! Danny could say that he was assulted first when JF jumped on him. Good for Danny. JF is a jerk.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 4, 2007 10:36 AM | Report abuse

So, Charlie, does that mean the "pearl jam" donation Denise asked for is out of the question?

Posted by: niceFLguy | October 4, 2007 10:37 AM | Report abuse

Hey, I don't see a video. I just see a big block of white space. What's up?

Posted by: Anonymous | October 4, 2007 10:45 AM | Report abuse

Hi anon. We're having varied reports of some people seeing a big white box in place of the video. If anyone else is having the same experience, let me know what kind of computer and browser you're using. Also, what kind of deoderant you're wearing.

Posted by: Liz | October 4, 2007 10:58 AM | Report abuse

A pc, Internet Explorer, and Secret.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 4, 2007 11:06 AM | Report abuse

A pc, Internet Explorer, and Secret.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 4, 2007 11:07 AM | Report abuse

PC, Firefox. Deodorant? In the woods?

Posted by: MisterBear | October 4, 2007 11:09 AM | Report abuse

Why on earth would he jump on Danny?! DB doesn't seem like the type of person who would just stand there and laugh about it. He's not exactly Mr. Sunshine. And, the man doesn't seem to bright since the whole thing is on tape and he jumped on DB first.

Can't e-mails be tampered with? Are they accepted as firm evidence in court?

Posted by: Anonymous | October 4, 2007 11:11 AM | Report abuse

Oh to be a fly on the wall @ that great meeting of the minds starring a drunk Kid Rock, Pres. Bush & Rumsfeld.

Posted by: Bored @ home | October 4, 2007 11:39 AM | Report abuse

Drinking with Rumsfeld and getting high-5s from Shrub isn't really something I'd brag about (see the Post's #1 story today!!)

I'm missing something in the Angelina Jolie story. How could one's stomach be emaciated and one gain 10 lbs. in the chest -- unless one had gotten breast implants?

Posted by: Californian | October 4, 2007 1:04 PM | Report abuse

"I'm missing something in the Angelina Jolie story. How could one's stomach be emaciated and one gain 10 lbs. in the chest -- unless one had gotten breast implants?"

or unless you're Wayne Newton.

Posted by: Anonimis | October 4, 2007 1:13 PM | Report abuse

Speaking of...

Wayne Newton already creeped me out with his dyed hair, leathery-tan skin, cartoon-shaped face, puffy chest and stick legs...did he have to put gloss on those wrinkled up lips? Can he get any gayer?

Posted by: Anonimis | October 4, 2007 1:19 PM | Report abuse

I get that white box sometimes, but only at work, when I get on my home computer I can see the video. Today for some reason the gods are being generous and I was able to watch it.

Posted by: jake e. poo | October 4, 2007 2:34 PM | Report abuse

From the vacant look on Danny's face, it appears he fell off the wagon there. Not that Johnny didn't deserve that toss.

Posted by: rehab again? | October 4, 2007 2:40 PM | Report abuse

jake, that was a test. you're fired.

Posted by: jake e poo's boss | October 4, 2007 2:41 PM | Report abuse

jake e. poo - I didn't know you worked for The Donald!!!

Posted by: jlr | October 4, 2007 3:10 PM | Report abuse

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