Creative Captioning: This Kitten Has Claws

"More evidence that things have gotten completely catty at 'Project Runway'"

"I'll get you, my pretty, and you're little dog, too!"

Heidi Klum lashes out when she learns there's no "Supermodel Cat" in Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats.

"Wait until you see Tim Gunn's costume- he's my litterbox!"

Heidi Klum reveals what husband Seal is too much of a gentleman to say when asked about what attracted him to Heidi.

Heidi Klum, in an attempt to elevate her career to a new level, appears in a dinner theatre production of Cats.

Heidi Klum models the latest creation from Project Runway Season II contestant, Santino Rice.

Liz, please, please, please post a link to the photos that you post - I can never view them here, but I can always get to the links...

I've seen several other folks say that they cant see the photos either.

my caption - what a "lovely" big white space.

Heidi Klum reacts angrily after being escorted out of Disneyland for subverting the image of Mickey Mouse.

Heidi Klum felt horrible about her and Britney wearing the same costume until she realized that she actually looked good in her cat suit and was a much better mother.

(Okay, that might have been a tad catty)

Heidi Klum reacts to Paris' vow to save an endangered Seal.

Catwoman sequel, here I come!

"PleaseoffertocleanmewithyourtonguePleaseoffertocleanmewithyourtonguePleaseoffertocleanmewithyourtongue."

So that's what happened to the front of Britney's costume.

Vastly overestimating his knack for invisibility, Waldo makes a grab for a little dose of cat scratch fever.

Heidi Klum attempts to distract the press from discovering the presence of Waldo.

So do these ears make my butt look big?....sorry, couldn't resist.

Heidi Klum, responding to the leaked Dog the Bounty Hunger tape

Oops, it should read:

Heidi Klum, responding to the leaked Dog the Bounty Hunter tape

Heidi Klum refuses to believe Cats is no longer on broadway

Let's see Naomi Campbell try to out-fierce me now!

"Britney -- take notes!"

Heidi Klum reveals the origin of her husband's famous scar.

Few people know that prior to her working with Victoria's Secret, Heidi Klum worked at the local PETCO.

This would have been so much easier with a side by side with Brit in her leopard 'tard that's missing the front panel.

I can't wait for Waldo to hit me with the adrenaline spike

I can't wait for Waldo to hit me with the adrenaline spike

"And now we have a man who claims his cat can fly across the room and land in a glass of water...."

Do these teeth make my mouth look huge?

Meet my little friend!

Heidi Klum brings new meaning to the disease "feline distemper."

You better watch your back Nina Garcia...

When Tim Gunn saw Heidi's costume, all he could do was sigh and tell her to make it work. She didn't.

Heidi Klum proves she has what it takes as a method actor by coughing up a hairball.

"Heidi Klum reveals the origin of her husband's famous scar.

Posted by: EW | November 1, 2007 12:32 PM "

So mean! But equally funny! Caption Gold!

Moments before his bizarre murder, Tom Jones was heard to say,
"Pussycat, pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat face!
Whats new pussycat? woah, woah
Whats new pussycat? woah, woah"

Klum tries to rectify Tim Gunn's new show taking too much attention away from her and Project Runway.

Heidi, dressed as a malnourished cat, hissed at anyone who came near her with food.

Top this, Tyra Skanks!

Heidi Klum proves that models really are catty.

I have to say I really hate the Creative Captioning posts, the pictures aren't that original.
Liz you usually give fun posts. but this every week? thats a bit much I already put up with the friday list and the lost stuff. but now we're down to 2 days of new info

Heidi Klum, actually making it work.

Heidi Klum shares a few thoughts with the Celebritology faithful regarding the caption contests and the inability of some cranky readers to come up with an imaginative response.

"PleaseletmewatchyoucleanyourselfwithyourtonguePleaseletmewatchyoucleanyourselfwithyourtonguePleaseletmewatchyoucleanyourselfwithyourtonguePleaseletmewatchyoucleanyourselfwithyourtonguePleaseletmewatchyoucleanyourselfwithyourtongue."

Heidi says "Auf Wiedersehen" to her normally stylish self with her homemade cat costume.

Top this, Tyra Skanks!

Posted by: Wikked | November 1, 2007 01:44 PM

My favorite so far

1:46 p.m. - got any cheese to go with that whine?

Once costumed as a cat, Heidi Klum couldn't resist taking a roll in the litter box.

Please don't tell me ultrasuede is making a comeback...

Heidi Klum wildly misinterprets Coco Chanel's sage words, "In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different."

Costumed Klum Clubbing Sans Baby Seal.

What do I think of you? WHAT do I think of you? Turn this finger up and you'll have your answer, my pretty!!

She should've gone as an actual seal.

Costumed Klum Clubbing Sans Baby Seal.

Posted by: Mr. Natural | November 1, 2007 03:22 PM

The BEST so far!!!

Even Heidi Klum is not immune from the evils of the polterwang

(you'll know this term if you read Go Fug Yourself)

Minor point to Liz. She's says "you're out" when the contestant is eliminated and the follows up with Auf Wiedersehen.

Klum's Halloween Bash was co-sponsored by Visine and Lamisil.

Reenacting the rumored toilet stall incident, Heidi Klum gives a preview of her artistic interpretation venture, "Rehab! Lindsay Lohan At Le Cirque du Farcique!"

Ok so no funny caption, just the observation that Heidi looks like a rat, not a cat.

After a reporter called Heidi's outfit "auf-worthy," she did the classic Gene Weingarten man-insulting hand gesture.

Catwalker Heidi Ho's It.

Latest entry on the web site "Cats Who Look Like Hitler."

I can haz say hello to my little butt look big?

Costumed Klum Clubbing Sans Baby Seal.

Catwalker Heidi Ho's It.

my opinion only, these are the top two as of 5:51 p.m. i love the "Variety" sound to these two captions. very good.

Heidi Klum took the plastic surgery a little too far.

Heidi Klum's cat costume gets the attention of a Vet costume that tries to take her temperature.

Heidi Klum gloms onto the LOLCAT phenomenon, stating "I CAN THROWZ UP CHEESEBURGER?"

I agree with jelo ... this is a rat, not a cat.

Heidi seriously misunderstands the phrase "Killer Pussy."

Heidi Klum breaks out a costume from her early modeling career in German fetish pron.

Get outta here - this isn't a baby seal costume?

Heidi Klum emerges from a lengthy jenkem session.

Will Sean Young *ever* stop auditioning for the part of Catwoman?!?

Memories! All alone on the..catwalk.
Yeah I did my little turn on the catwalk..
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shook my little tush on the catwalk.

Thus emerges the dark counterpart to the Mouseketeers.