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Posted at 7:56 AM ET, 11/16/2007

Morning Mix: La Lohan Serves 84 Minutes in Jail

By Liz Kelly

Headlines: Lindsay Lohan spends 84 minutes in jail... Reunited Spice Girls debut at Victoria's Secret Fashion Show... Lance Armstrong says Ashley Olsen is just a friend... Hollywood Christian group prays for Britney Spears... Is Brit on her way to bankruptcy?... Funeral set for Kanye West's mom... Adoption agency says Angelina Jolie's adoption of Zahara was legal... Stylist says Jolie's pants didn't split on red carpet... Following an on-stage meltdown, Amy Winehouse's tour manager quits amid drug accusations... Heart trouble forces Wayne Newton to cancel Vegas shows... Paris Hilton plans Nicole Richie's baby shower... Hayden Panettiere a fugitive from Japanese justice... Hugh Hefner donates $2 million to USC film school... Madonna teams up with Gucci to raise money for Malawi orphans... Perky Paige Davis returning to "Trading Spaces"... Guitarist Slash files suit against real estate agent for not producing "dream home"... Katie Cassidy (David Cassidy's daughter) arrested for underage drinking, gives police false name... Stripper sues Oscar De La Hoya for $100 million.

Rumor Mill: Spears runs over photog's foot again... Heather Mills says Stella McCartney charged her almost (gasp) full price for clothes... "American Idol" runner-up Katharine McPhee engaged... "Sex and the City's" Chris Noth set to be baby daddy.

Say What?
"He was lucky he ran out of the restaurant. He's not even half a man." -- Fabio, still talking about his close encounter with George Clooney

"I would like to be a woman, just to give it a try and maybe understand them a little bit better." -- Antonio Banderas, when asked who he'd like to swap places with for a day.

Video: Katie Couric mocks Dan Rather, lets her inner diva out:

By Liz Kelly  | November 16, 2007; 7:56 AM ET
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Sometimes I feel like we should rename this the Celeblotter for Britney's DAILY driving incursions and courtroom reprecussions.

Posted by: rachelt | November 16, 2007 9:18 AM | Report abuse

Liz, the link on the WP homepage is broken.

Is Fabio really this out of touch with reality? It's scary, in a way.

Posted by: Kate | November 16, 2007 9:21 AM | Report abuse

Fabio has to milk that incident with Clooney, it's the most coverage he's had in a while.

Heather, Stella hates you even more than the general public does. Be grateful she didn't overcharge you.

Gee, Angelina, guess you aren't the wonderful savior of orphan children you all want us to believe you are. If that child goes back to her mother, at least she won't have her picture sold all the time.

Posted by: ep | November 16, 2007 9:24 AM | Report abuse

that's more of katie couric than i've seen in about 20 years. she appeared to be a wee bit self-absorbed. yes, yes, katie...we know you have a pair of uggs.
do they really think we care that much about how they look? buttoned or unbuttoned...for someone who didn't want to be like dan rather on youtube she sure was fussing with that coat.

Posted by: methinks | November 16, 2007 9:30 AM | Report abuse

Yeah! So happy Paige is coming back. The show really hasn't been the same and this season it's been, well, crap. And the one designer dresses very trashy for TLC. It's not Miami Ink or LA Ink, it's a design show!!

Posted by: WDC 21113 | November 16, 2007 9:32 AM | Report abuse

Tired as I am of hearing about Britney's driving woes, I gotta say, I don't think it's her fault if some greedy pap gets his foot run over - he shouldn't put his foot under her car - it's not like they don't all have fair warning about her driving skills. Still, though, she should probably get a driver, or a pony, but only if Shar Jackson promises to take care of it.

Hayden - you go girl! Stand up (or swim) for what you believe - just don't go back to Japan for a while...

Amy - you need to go to rehab, oh yes, yes, yes! Brain seizures???? If you know you have brain seizures, whatever that is, then you need to take your doctor prescribed meds and stay off everything else. Sheesh.

Wayne Newton - best wishes for a speedy recovery!

Katharine - ew! that old guy looks creepy.

Heather Mills -no one feels sorry for you, so wah!

Posted by: sunnydaze | November 16, 2007 9:32 AM | Report abuse

At first I was going to comment "wasn't Lance hooking up with Mary-Kate not Ashly" and then I realized that to him they are interchangable and he probably doesn't know the right name, it's just an opportunity to re-live his youth by hooking up with someone who looks like a pre-pubescent high school freshman.

Either that or I can't be bothered to keep them straight as they are a singular Muppet that periodically changes it's haircolor but can always be found wearing the newest in Mugatu's Derlique campaign.

Posted by: Anonymous | November 16, 2007 9:40 AM | Report abuse

i hope that before britney goes bankrupt she'll buy both her sons a pony of their very own. they've been through so much.

Posted by: methinks | November 16, 2007 10:07 AM | Report abuse

So Paris is planning Nicole's baby shower. Didn't Paris call Christina Aguilera "the most beautiful pregnant woman" or something? Wonder if Paris will let her claws show at the shower...wouldn't be surprised if she embarrassed Nicole in some way.

Posted by: surlychick | November 16, 2007 10:10 AM | Report abuse

1. Britney might actually be better off bankrupt. Then she wouldn't have so much money to spend on frappucinos, cars that have way too much power, and botched collagen injections. On the flip side, she might buy even less underwear.

2. WTF is the point of spending 84 minutes in jail? Come on, at least make her spend the night. Jeez.

3. ep-I think if the grandmother had three witnesses to say that Zahara's mother had died, and the adoption agency accepted that, it's probably true. The woman claiming to be her mother is probably not. People will do some pretty crazy things if they think it will make them money.

4. Fabio-please, just go back to the nursing home and stop talking.

Posted by: ASinMoCo | November 16, 2007 10:10 AM | Report abuse

The Katie Couric thing was funny -- mocking was too strong of a word. She was poking fun at him. Perhaps if Dan Rather was offended, he takes himself too seriously.

Also, I'd like a pair of Uggs (& a pony that Shar Jackson will take care of too.)

Posted by: Anonymous | November 16, 2007 10:28 AM | Report abuse

Aren't the Olsen twins interchangeable? It worked on Full House.

Posted by: michael | November 16, 2007 10:31 AM | Report abuse

Heather Mills should just get over the fact that the public does not like her and hop her way back obscurity.

Posted by: Lisa1 | November 16, 2007 10:31 AM | Report abuse

BTW - whoever mentioned those comments about Brad/Angelina/Jennifer the other day: WHOA today they are still rehashing the same stuff from years ago! They act like they are the BFFs from high school....preeettty weird.

After reading the first few, even I feel like I have a life now!

Posted by: Anonymous | November 16, 2007 10:41 AM | Report abuse

I forgot to say who gets a pony today:

Fabio can have a pony to make up for his lack of celebrity.

Heather -- Hell no. That screeching would hurt the poor thing.

Britney -- If she can't take care of her kids, she can't take care of a pony. but, the boys can have one each in compensation for their lack of a decent mother.

Angelina -- No pony. They don't like be dragged all over the world.

Nicole Ritchie's baby -- can have one because mama is trying to get her act together and be a responsible adult.

Posted by: ep | November 16, 2007 10:44 AM | Report abuse

As pony lovers we should never, ever, under any circumstances advise that Brit get a pony. As a matter of fact I'd be a lot more comfortable if she was never allowed to even look at a pony!

Posted by: jes | November 16, 2007 10:44 AM | Report abuse

The world could pray for Britney at this point, I don't think it will make a difference. Also, any pap located within 10ft of Brit's car should wear a pair of steel toe boots or be prepared to deal with the consequences. Quit the whining.

To be a fly on the wall at a Paris planned baby shower.

Clearly Stella knew Heather would take her father to the cleaners and wanted to store some of the cash before that happened.

If Antonio thinks he can understand women after one day of swapping places he's in for a surprise. We're complex sweetie, complex.

Posted by: petal | November 16, 2007 11:24 AM | Report abuse

Can you blame Fabio? If I'd had an encounter with George Clooney, I'd still be talking about it, too.

Posted by: h3 | November 16, 2007 12:00 PM | Report abuse

Can't a pony trample Fabio? Please?

Posted by: surlychick | November 16, 2007 12:52 PM | Report abuse

Is Chris Noth a baby daddy and not a father-to-be because his gf is black?

Posted by: Anonymous | November 16, 2007 1:16 PM | Report abuse

i still blame Paige for the disaster that is my kitchen...

my now ex-wife PAINTED the countertop black... the cupboards green... stuck wood onto them with a gluegun... and covered the tile floor with the ugliest linoleum you've ever seen (and since she coated the floor in glue beforehand, there's no removing it - not even with jasco)

paige davis owes me a new kitchen

Posted by: Quintilus Varus | November 16, 2007 1:33 PM | Report abuse

Britney should not have a pony if she is to be responsible for it. No, No, No. But if some other responsible person would promise to take care of it (like they do her kids) then the pony would not be in danger and that would be ok. Not allowing her to even look at a pony would be cruel, even to Britney. I love ponies, have asked for one from Santa every year for, we'll just say more than 30 years (Clearly I am NOT on the nice list...), and I would never advocate one being in danger. Just thought I would clarify that.

Chris Noth is NOT a "baby daddy" as I understand that term - meaning the biological contributor with no relationship to the mom or to the child - it has nothing to do with race. He is just the daddy-to-be. Besides, the term is played and should be banned.

Quintilus Varus, were you out of town??? How, how could let her PAINT the countertop? Do you get paint in your peanut butter sandwiches? Yuck.

Posted by: sunnydaze | November 16, 2007 2:08 PM | Report abuse

No pony for Nicole Richie, b/c she probably wouldn't feed it. I bet she'll go back to her anorexic self once she's had the baby.

How could Britney buy less underwear? She already wears none.

I second the "ew" on Katharine's fiance. And how many marriages last in celebrity-world anyway, let alone when one of the partners is extremely young and just starting the ride to fame? I give it a year, tops. Maybe a bit longer if she has a baby.

Posted by: Californian | November 16, 2007 2:26 PM | Report abuse

I forgot Chris Noth has the "jungle fever". Robert DeNiro has it too.

I too believe the whole "baby mama", "baby daddy" thing has had its day in the sun, especially since it is no longer being used for its original meaning.

Posted by: Anonymous | November 16, 2007 3:08 PM | Report abuse

"David Cassidy's daughter arrested for underage drinking, gives police false name..."

Maybe Katie Cassidy shouldn't have identified herself to police as Britney Spears.

Posted by: niceFLguy | November 16, 2007 6:07 PM | Report abuse

There's a nice article on Nicole Kidman in today's Post. Note to all the out-of-control celebrities: move away -- far, far away -- from Hollywood. The result? Sanity.

Reading between the lines in the NK piece, it also makes me wonder how stifled and controlled she felt when married to that freak Tom Cruise ...

Posted by: Californian | November 16, 2007 6:19 PM | Report abuse

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