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Posted at 10:42 AM ET, 12/18/2007

Clip N' Save: Saving Pam Anderson's Marriage

By Liz Kelly

For Pam and Rick, reality bites. (Getty Images)

Yesterday news broke that Pam Anderson had filed for divorce from husband of 69 days Rick Salomon. But wait -- only hours later the "Baywatch" star was spotted out shopping with her supposedly estranged hubby and posted a message on her blog that she and Salomon were "working things out." Oh how they toy with us.

It's a giving time of year so, below, we give Pammy eight surefire tips for saving her marriage. Or, failing that -- weathering the divorce like a champ:

1. Marry Salomon at least seven more times before the end of the year. Obviously, four wedding ceremonies to Kid Rock were not enough to make that marriage stick. I'm thinking eight should do the trick.

2. I'm no expert on the rules of attraction, but something tells me this isn't your most fetching look.

3. Quit with the reality show flip-flopping already. Either you're in or you're out.

4. Let him know he's married well. His claim to fame? A Paris Hilton sex video. Your claim to fame? "Barb Wire." Hmmm.

5. Former "Baywatch" co-star David Hasselhoff seems to know a thing or two about marital bliss. Wait, wait -- I mean, seems to know a good divorce attorney.

6. A cameo in 2006's "Borat" movie did wonders for speeding up the demise of things with Kid Rock. If you really want to bring this marriage to a full stop, there may still be time to make an appearance in "Bruno."

7. Remember, there's always Tommy Lee -- a man willing to fight for your honor at appropriate moments, for instance during Alicia Keys's VMA performance.

8. If all else fails, all answers -- like childrens' names -- can be found on "Beverly Hills, 90210." Just think -- what would Jim and Cindy Walsh do?

By Liz Kelly  | December 18, 2007; 10:42 AM ET
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Comments

wow. i'd never seen a photo of pam anderson w/out the spackle. that's rode hard and put up wet material.

Posted by: methinks | December 18, 2007 10:43 AM | Report abuse

That's a pretty bad photo, I'm the same age as Pam Anderson and she looks like my mother. And I don't wear make-up.

Posted by: Anonymous | December 18, 2007 10:47 AM | Report abuse

Item 4: Pam is no slouch in the amateur porn racket, but it might not be kind to point out to the new guy his shortcomings.

And that picture makes her look like she's auditioning for Monster: The Musical.

Posted by: yellojkt | December 18, 2007 11:03 AM | Report abuse

There's a tired old nugget Grandparents used to trot out to young & in loves that Pam may do well to memorize (maybe have tattooed somewhere prominent).

Marry in haste, repent at leisure.

Posted by: jes | December 18, 2007 11:04 AM | Report abuse

If yellojkt doesn't get a Tony Award for Best Idea EVER For A Musical, there is no justice in the world.

Posted by: byoolin | December 18, 2007 11:07 AM | Report abuse

Oooh... finding a way to refer to "90210" is ALWAYS appreciated. Very nice, Liz. And well done.

Posted by: Melinda | December 18, 2007 11:46 AM | Report abuse

Wiseguy Solomon snagged himself an upgrade from Shannen "I hate you both, never talk to me again!" Doherty with Pahmehla. She's a highly creative giver, see..
"Like, when I found out I had hepatitis, I wanted to make bikinis with pictures of livers on them and give the money to the Liver Foundation." (Jane magazine, '02)

Posted by: erm | December 18, 2007 12:02 PM | Report abuse

So this picture (http://d.yimg.com/img.news.yahoo.com/util/anysize/345,http%3A%2F%2Fus.ent3.yimg.com%2Fmovies.yahoo.com%2Fimages%2Fhv%2Fphoto%2Ftv_pix%2Fvh1%2Fvh1_big_in_2002_awards_photos%2F_group_photos%2Fkid_rock11.jpg?v=2) [Probably NSFW] was Pammy's nod to breast cancer awareness?

Posted by: byoolin | December 18, 2007 12:06 PM | Report abuse

OK, if we are going to talk 90210, let's get Andrea to give the couple a lecture, as if they were Brandon not meeting a deadline.

Posted by: POS | December 18, 2007 2:19 PM | Report abuse

once again, it says there are comments, but they aren't there.

Posted by: b | December 18, 2007 2:58 PM | Report abuse

oh my, is it wrong to want to print out that picture of Pamela and send it to my ex stating so much for your fantasy. Geez, I look better than that on my first day of my period and w/a head cold.

Posted by: No_bs_4me | December 18, 2007 3:20 PM | Report abuse

now they are... thank you server elves.

Posted by: b | December 18, 2007 3:20 PM | Report abuse

imdb was no help with Bruno. I can't do umlauts in the chat box, so please imagine them.

So I turned to Google. Bruno would not be attracted to Pamela in the same way Borat was.

Posted by: MoCoSnarky | December 18, 2007 6:23 PM | Report abuse

mememe

Posted by: mememe | December 19, 2007 12:55 AM | Report abuse

Jamie Lynne Spears?

Posted by: Kly | December 19, 2007 7:31 AM | Report abuse

I can just imagine the headlines now : "Britney Spears is Going to Be an Aunt."

Posted by: Kly | December 19, 2007 7:51 AM | Report abuse

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