Creative Captioning: Fashion Week Fur Pax?

Since last year's final episode of "The Sopranos," its former stars have been turning up in the darndest places. Lately, for instance, Paulie Walnuts (aka actor Tony Sirico) has been starring in the latest Denny's commercial.

Don't look now, but here's Dr. Melfi (Lorraine Bracco) researching her role in the upcoming "Goodfellas 2: I Survived the '80s." No, wait, I totally made that up. Turns out Bracco is merely making the scene at New York Fashion Week. But what's that she's wearing? And why do I suddenly wish she'd gone into that corner store (watch from minute 5:30 - 6:30) with Robert De Niro? Ah well, nevermind. Today's mission is to come up with the most imaginative caption to accompany the photo below -- something befitting a star of Bracco's stature and sturdy enough to stand out amidst all that fur.

Share your creative caption below. The best entry will be elevated to a position of prominence here in the blog and the writer of that entry may call him (or her) self "Official Celebritology Captionologist" for the week of Feb. 3 - 9. And for the caption contest haters, only be happy I didn't use another pic of Brittany Murphy.

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