Morning Mix: Mills Brings Make-Up Artist to Divorce Court

Heather Mills is so deliciously trashy. I love it!

Apparently everyone from Celebritology is on "The Sun" site at the same time (see: Heather Mills in court.) I keep getting a message saying they are experiencing a high "load" and would I care to play a game of virtual cards?

I just checked and...yes!...Danny Bonaduce's bare chest & belly (AKA abs) is on the list of things I didn't need to see this morning. Also on the list, "green porn" and "Sam Lutfi".

Aretha sure knows how to get her ample panties in a wad.

Paris Hilton's jailhouse conversion really seems to have made an impact on her life.

gwyneth, gwyneth, gwyneth. why is it that every single thing that i read about you makes me loathe you more?

RE: Photo. Are stomachs supposed to look like that?
Danny B. looks like some one who would only drink grain alcohol and rain water to protect his essential bodily fluids.

"a cheap shot for controversy?"

puh-lease. the only one taking/making a cheap shot is Ms. Franklin for even bringing it up.

a queen would have more class; now, a DIVA...

Where's Bonaduce's belly button? I think that's the real question here.

I think it's nice that an American star is finally going to adopt an American baby.

-I wish Mills/McCartney divorce was on Court TV. It would be such trashy fun.

-Gary Coleman marriage should had stayed a sceret.

"Her demands also include at least two homes and two full-time nannies. She wants 24-hour security, medical cover, a personal trainer, household staff and a secretary. And she is demanding Sir Paul bankroll her entourage during trips."

I don't think she's being all that unreasonable, I mean come on how can anyone expect her to live on just £10 mill?

"We might get one from Brooklyn." -- Gwyneth Paltrow

What's wrong with the Bronx or Harlem?

The Gary Coleman story is perhaps the saddest thing I've ever seen. Here's a random insta-poll: What's the saddest thing about this story?

A. That he got married "in secret" but then had to tell the press himself because no one cares.

B. That he was a 40 year old virgin in real life.

C. That his new wife is shrugging of domestic abuse.

of = off

Bravo Mike Nichols and Eric Idle!

The only friends Heather Mills has are employees?

Liz Kelly, I can't believe you missed this.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23132089/?GT1=10856

Heather demanding an entourage does not make you look less like a gold digger. Don't say this is for your daughter either. At one point, Paul, Linda and the kids lived in a two bedroom home. He is not a guy who believes in small children having entourages.

Anon at 10:16, that little item was in yesterday's Morning Mix. Nothing gets by our Liz Kelly!

If true, the Gary Coleman story is disturbing for the domestic abuse line. But I have to say I read it thinking it's a perfect set up for a new VH1 "celebreality" show.

Is that a picture of David Cassidy on Danny's belt buckle?

maybe Gwynneth thinks you can just pluck them from the Trees that Grow in Brooklyn?

The lack of a belly button in that photo is really disturbing.

Gwyneth is joking. I'm not a big fan of hers at all, but come on, people. It's a joke.

gwyneth is not joking. she said it with a straight face. she wasn't smiling at all. she was dead serious. she wants a brooklyn baby.

Danny is soooo juicing

Methinks both Danny and his boyfriend had boyzillians

does juice shrink your belly button as well as other unmentionable body parts into nonexistance?

Danny's belly button isn't gone, it's just hidden down the front of those embarrasing 'old man' boxing trunks. You know the ones where the waistband comes almost to the armpits.

I think the belly button is juuuuuust below what we can see, behind the ginormous belt buckle. Also, I blame you people and your belly button questions for making me look at that picture again. Now I have to go wash my brain out with soap. Thanks a lot.

Aretha sure knows how to get her ample panties in a wad.

Posted by: methinks | February 13, 2008 09:03 AM
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That comment made me spit Coke all over my computer screen :-)

just send me the bill, magnolia.

It's either David Cassidy or Our Lady of Fatima.

I think it's nice that an American star is finally going to adopt an American baby.

Posted by: | February 13, 2008 09:21 AM

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Remember, Gwyneth thinks she's Euro now, so she thinks getting a baby from Brooklyn is the same as going to Malawi.

Very declasse of Aretha. A real queen wouldn't deign to acknowledge the perceived slight. (Or would work out her frustrations at the gym.)

I think that belt buckle picture is Reuben Kincaid. They had such a close relationship, if you'll recall.

That Danny Bonaduce and Alex Castro pic should have come with a request for "Creative Captioning". I would pick something like "Hot and Not" (guess who is "Not").

Beyonce did not call Tina Turner the "Queen of Soul"- she called her, her idol, the Queeen. Besides that, Aretha probably aint never been able to bust the move the way the still sexy and lithe, nearly 70 yr old Tina can.

I'm with you KG on Gary Coleman- that's a very sad story. I only hope his wife high-tails it out of what already sounds like a bad marriage.

I wish Gwyneth would STFU- that sounds like a flippant remark about adopting children. Most potential adoptees are probably already in the foster care system run by the city/and or state of New York. Unless there is some private adoption setup, it seems unlikely that a person would able to specify that they adopt a child from a particular borough of the City.

This is the first I read about Will Arnett being the voice of KITT. I tried to hear his voice in my head and decided that his normal voice sort of sounds like Val Kilmer, or rather someone making fun of Val Kilmer. Here's a question: Did they switch to Val because he's slightly cheaper? or because he's got more name recognition? or because we all know Val's got tons of time on his hands?

Fergie's not pregnant... Scarlett's not engaged... Paris Hilton parties on (and on and on)... and Gwyneth just said something stoopid.

Clearly, the Earth continues to rotate in its proper orbit.

Oh, and I also have a comment on Gary Coleman's secret marriage:
If you're going to secretly marry someone, do like Janet Jackson and keep it a secret right up until you get divorced. More fun for all of us!

Oh, and I also have a comment on Gary Coleman's secret marriage:
If you're going to secretly marry someone, do like Janet Jackson and keep it a secret right up until you get divorced. More fun for all of us!

I still think Shirley Jones could take both of them out.

That Danny Bonaduce and Alex Castro pic should have come with a request for "Creative Captioning". I would pick something like "Hot and Not" (guess who is "Not").

Speaking of Creative Captioning what happened with last week's contest? Were the entries so CRAPTASTIC that there were no winners and you, Liz Kelly, are trying to spare our feelings.

When did Gwyneth get so busty?

Wait a sec -- I think we're all missing a great Celebritology angle to the icky Danny Partridge photo op. Isn't Alex castro the gladiator who used to do gay porn? Why are they hanging out? (not that there's anything wrong with that...)

Yes he is the one that used to do gay porn under the name Elian Cortez.

A NSFW link to his page on Colt Men:
http://www.coltstudiogroup.com/men_gallery.php?showModel=308

Somehow it makes that pic much ickier but not because of the gay factor, it's mostly the picture I get in my head of Bonaduce doing gay porn that icks me out cause we've already seen what he's packin' & it would be a sad, sad, porn.

At least we know from that pic he doesn't have a boyzilian!