Morning Mix: Bill Murray's Wife Alleges Abuse

lost lost lostity lostlost.

Wow on the Kirk Douglas photo. And to think he's one of my Top 5 Old or Dead Dudes I'd Have Done in Their Prime (T5OODDIHDITP for short).

"Land snatching, land snatching...ah, 'Land:' see 'Snatch.'"

RIP Harvey Korman

harrumph, harrumph, harvey korman!

you made "blazing saddles'" hedly lamarr one of the most memorable film characters ever. rest in peace, and thanks for years and years of laughs.

Did you really misspell Harvey Korman's name?

Clay Aiken:WTF!!!!
This is only response I can think of this early in the morning.

Liz - please correct that misspelling asap. I thought I heard Matt Lauer refer to him as "Harry" this morning. I hope it was just my bad hearing.

Ditto what looooooost said.

Sorry - I made a spelling error too. I meaeant to say "Ditto what looooooooooost said"

"meant"

sheesh. Must be karma.

Couldn't care less about Lost. I stick to realistic dramatic shows. Not this wacky anything goes silly nonsense. Now I hear there is going to be some wild developments on Battlestar Galactica tonight.

Hooray, no more Lost for a good long while! Where is the chat for BSG?

If Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy, will Randy Travis be the kid's godparent?

And since Clay is so super-potent, maybe Paul Wentz should demand a paternity test from Flashlee.

Can'tthinkcan'tworklostlostlostlostlost........sawyerwithouthishirtagain.....benry...timetravelingbunnies....Des....Jin....Sun....**homerdroolynoise**

I'm wrapping up a Lego bumblebee.
Won't my Flashlee be so proud of me?

Sad about Harvey Korman. . ."Don't get saucy with ME Bearnaise!" (History of the World pt. 1)

Ah, someone beat me to the "Don't get saucy" line - something we still use in our family.

RIP Mr. Korman - and Liz - change the spelling!

2nd to Bored @ work's drooling. And may I add... Des & Penny's reunion!

"My Lord, you look just like the pi$$ boy!"

RIP, Harvey Korman.

Look you Lost-ees, you get your own chat, you get your on p.m.post, why do you insist on ruining this for the rest of us. Please refrain from the lost talk on the morning mix. And speaking of Clay Aiken, please explain what was the point of pointing out that the pregancy was due to artificial insemination and that the Baby Mama is "just a friend", it just yells..."I'M GAY".

The Great Gazoo, R.I.P.

Harvey Korman will be missed, I rember him from the Carol Burnett show.

Agreed Michael, agreed.

Even after her Costa Rican vacation Brit still isn't ready for court yet. I find that shocking.

Clay Aiken to be a dad, wow just wow.

Flashlee seems to be keeping the inner child happy.

shut up 9:53.
lost was friggin awesome last night!
CANNOT believe what happened!
love love love it.

team dina!
dina is awesome.
love her!

Yeah, I can't get the hype with Lost either.

In the meantime, 50 Cent lost his house:

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/suffolk/ny-licent0531,0,7819552.story

http://www.newsday.com/ -- photo link on the right (WOW!)

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/suffolk/ny-liside0531,0,1195810.story

Look everyone - "luvlindsey" spelled all her words correctly. Well, except for "lindsey."

Harvey Korman was definitely one of the all-time greats. I watched the Carol Burnett show DEVOTEDLY and he never failed to crack me up. Lots of good memories.

While Steven Tyler is rehabbing his feet, do you think they could also do something about the, you know, face?

Friday shout-out to The Swayze. Love you! Keep fighting!

Just when you thought Clay Aiken couldn't BE any gayer, he artificially inseminates a woman with a mans name.

Oh&docjensenscolumnisup....sorry...

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20203291,00.html

So Britney is too ill to be in curt, but she wants her own sitcom and has a role in one already? Nice to know her priorities are in order.

I'm sorry, non-Lost lovers, I recognize it can be annoying. But at the same time, I'm so happy to have found a group of rabid fans that sometimes it's hard to wait a few hours to discuss the show!

So onto other news... ScarJo's album bombs. Do you think it would have done better if Gene's favorite picture was the cover?

I actually listened to some of ScarJo's album on iTunes and it is just like everyone says...you can barely hear her over the music and then it sounded like she was screeching. I wouldn't have downloaded this if it was free. And I'm all about free.

Also, for you SATC fans I did see a prescreening of the movie the other night, its pretty good, though it drags a little in the middle, don't think you'll be disappointed. Though I still don't understand why Jennifer Hudson was in it.

RCR,
Nah, you can get that anywhere on the internet. Same for the music. Now if she would come over to my house in a bikini and sing it to me in person...

Scarlett Johannson is getting exactly what she deserves. Her CD was a totally unnecessary vanity project. For starters who wants to hear Tom Wait covers. Second, the music was so over filtered and backtracked it was hard to tell she was actually singing. Other than that, she has a smoking body.

At this point the only people who don't realize Clay Aiken is gay are Liberace fans.

Clay Aiken?! Dear God, let that be false.

Isn't Steven Tyler a drummer? Couldn't he just, you know, sit there and play?

Everyone else already got the best Harvey Korman lines. (The Great Gazoo! I'd forgotten that.) RIP, Ratt Butler.

WOMAN OUTSIDE OF CHINESE THEATRE: Oh look honey, it's Hedy Lamarr!
HARVEY (RUSHING BY): Hedley!

"Isn't Steven Tyler a drummer? Couldn't he just, you know, sit there and play?"

God, no, he's the freakin' lead singer of Aerosmith!!!!!!

Sorry, I forgot a couple of exclamation points - !!!

Just when you thought Clay Aiken couldn't BE any gayer, he artificially inseminates a woman with a mans name.

Posted by: Bored @ work | May 30, 2008 10:22 AM

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That is so mean, Bored, but it makes me laugh a lot. Hysterical

"Isn't Steven Tyler a drummer? Couldn't he just, you know, sit there and play?"

God, no, he's the freakin' lead singer of Aerosmith!!!!!!

Posted by: | May 30, 2008 10:51 AM

LOL...Great answer!!!!!!!!!!!

No duh. I know he's the lead singer of Aerosmith, but he also is (or at least was) the drummer at some point. Sheesh!

Not to speak ill of a great talent, but The Great Gazoo was when the Flintstones jumped the shark. That said:

"Shut up, you Teutonic tw@t!"

Just when you thought Clay Aiken couldn't BE any gayer, he artificially inseminates a woman with a mans name.

Posted by: Bored @ work | May 30, 2008 10:22 AM
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Most people just use a turkey baster.

Where is the dueling analysis?? WHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Scarlett Johannson sells only 5,000 of Tom Waits tribute"

More like, "OMG! 5000 people actually bought Scarlett Johannson album!"

Sorry, td, he was always the lead singer,
Joey Kramer is the drummer. Maybe you're thinking of Tommy Lee or Phil Collins

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aerosmith

Maybe I'm just channeling the Gap ad then. OK, he USED to be a drummer then: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Tyler

Didn't someone else sing "Dream On" though? Never mind, don't answer that. I can't take any more abuse! :)

Is "rehab for my feet" the new "exhaustion?"

Couldn't the dude just stay home & hire people to take care of him?

I gotta stop trying to get these stupid celebs to make sense.

**shakes head & attempts to do some actual work at work**

Tyler may not have ever drummed for Aerosmith, but he is A drummer. (Yeah, I read the Aerosmith autobiography, so there!)

:D

Bart: "Stampeding cattle."
Hedley Lamar: "That's not much of a crime."
B: "Through the Vatican."
HL: "Kinkyyyyyy. Sign here."

PGM, I think a T5OODDIHDITP list (or old or dead women, I'll be fair) would be a fun Friday list idea.

I came up with
Paul Newman
Steve McQueen
Cary Grant
Marlon Brando (seriously - but prime only)
Booby Kennedy

Clearly I'm not the only one confused about "Dream On"; ST did sound different then: http://en.allexperts.com/q/Aerosmith-373/Dream-1.htm

Now I have to go home and pullout my copy of Blazing Saddles. To think I was going to make it a Hugh Grant, Sex & the City weekend.

OK, I will concede that 40 years ago Steven Tyler was a drummer...happy?

i already miss harvey korman. WITH A K.

"Just when you thought Clay Aiken couldn't BE any gayer, he artificially inseminates a woman with a mans name."

bored @ work owes me for flat screen. i shall never read comments over breakfast again. how am i ever going to explain the oatmeal to the IT guys?

lostlostlostlostlostlostlostlostlostlostlost

1,000 apologies for the misspelling. I am flogging myself as we speak.

Then who sang "Dream Weaver"?

"Booby Kennedy" tee hee

"Dream Weaver" was Gary Wright.

RIP Harvey Korman.

I agree. Losties already get an afternoon post and their own chat. You have plenty of space to indulge your obsession. The rest of us only have this space to snark on celebrities. Please stay out of it.

RIP Harvey Korman.

Wasn't the Clay Aiken thing up yesterday as fact? So why is it in rumor mill today?

Twitney cannot carry an entire sitcom herself. Her ego is writing checks her brain can't cash.

You...will be risking your lives...while I... will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor...now go do that voodoo that you do so well!!!!!!!!!

RIP Harvey Korman

Repeat after me:

I

"I"

Your name.

"Your name."

Pledge allegiance to Hedley Lamarr.

"Pledge allegiance to Hedy Lamarr."

That's Hedley.

"That's Hedley."

And to the evil.

"And to the evil."

For which he stands.

"For which he stands."

Now go doooo
That voodoo
That YOU dooooo
Soooo welllll!!!!

"Wasn't the Clay Aiken thing up yesterday as fact? So why is it in rumor mill today?"

ep, actually Liz Kelly put it in her chat yesterday, but I do agree its been pretty much reported as fact, it shouldn't be in the Rumor Mill.

So Steven Tyler is in rehab for his feet. I wonder how long they have been drinking (Shades of Tom Waits here).

No doubt the feet are in a 12-step program.

Sas - that was just such a bad bad pun.

After Yellow Jacket's turkey baster remark, puns are the best I can do.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/05/30/angelina.jolie.ap/index.html

Since no one will ever read these comments again (statute of limitations on Celebritology interest has expired), I guess I can do my big reveal:

I. Am. Luvlinsey!

Posted by: byoolin | May 30, 2008 12:45 PM

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He'll say this was posted by a counterfeit byoolin, but I am unswayed.

Now, on to the important stuff--Lost, Lost, Lost, Lostity-lost. . .

I think Weingarten bought up all those ScarJo CDs with his prizewinnings.

I. Am. Luvlinsey!

Now that all the Losties have left the room: Who is the Final Cylon?

I think it's Roslin!

Well, who's "dinarulez" then? Sasquatch?

luvlinsey is the final cylon.

"Well, who's "dinarulez" then? Sasquatch?"
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Homey don't do that.

I am just baffled by these Lindsay devotees because what are they fans OF? Mean Girls? Wearing no underwear? Getting stoned and crashing her car? If the latter two things, we are in deep trouble as a country.

And can all the Lost Nuts please get back to their after edition-discussion island and vanish into the past, present or future? We have less important things to discuss here in this edition of the blog.

Byoolin admits:

Since no one will ever read these comments again (statute of limitations on Celebritology interest has expired), I guess I can do my big reveal:

I. Am. Luvlinsey!

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Coo-coo-ca-choo, Baby!

Oh you people will NOT start spoiling Battlestar on here for me. You will NOT. Please. I beg of you.

No, Byoolin is luvlindsey? Really? Byoolin usually achieves a much higher level of comedy. I hope it was a fake byoo who posted that.

Groundless speculation is not a spoiler. I have read some spoilers (io9.com) and they are doozies.

[Austin Powers voice]Starbuck is a man, baby![/voice]

Anon @ 2:29 PM, we've tried shaming them, they are not to be dissuaded.

Balthar wakes up, finds Six in the shower, and realizes it was all a bad dream.

Report: Angelina Jolie's twins born in France

http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/news/celebrity/ny-etangie0530,0,5598559.story

Anyone else catch this? From the AP of all sources...

This is why I hate busy days at work I can't get enough celebritology in.

I think fake byoolin posted that. Then again I wonder if he likes to try out jokes using other handles.

Apparently there are conflicting reports about whether or not she's given birth.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/05/30/angelina.jolie.ap/index.html

With all the angst she had gone through and the fact they made her a woman this time around -- it is so painfully obvious that Starbuck is the final Cylon even I know it. I never watched after the two hour miniseries showed me how badly they ruined my beloved show.

Those of you who think that we'll have this level of discussion if and when 24 returns, please say "Aye!"

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Yeah. I thought so.

When I'm at my peak, I post as petal or jake e. poo. For most of wit, I'm content to post as myself. I know, I know, it's hard being byoolin, but someone's gotta do it.

And yes, I really am better than you.

I believe luvlindsey is byoolin more than I believe this last poster is. . .

Sasquatch, you'd better hope Keifer gets a sober buddy so he doesn't get picked up on a DUI and mess up the shooting schedule again. (Or is the latest season already in the bag, ready to go?)

byoolin posted nothing here on Friday. Those claiming to be me weren't. Thank you to h3 for your kind words.

Sad news about Harvey. Somewhere, Carol Burnett is wailing, "God, couldn't you have taken Lyle Waggoner instead?"

byoolin, it's really you! (Lyle Waggoner! Hilarious.)

I knew 5:04 couldn't be you, god knows you'd never take credit for some of the crap I post.

Glad to hear it, byoo.