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Posted at 7:59 AM ET, 06/13/2008

Morning Mix: Jury Deliberating R. Kelly Verdict

By Liz Kelly
Friday

Headlines: Dr. Drew Pinsky apologizes for diagnosing Tom Cruise as victim of childhood neglect... Britney Spears edited out of new Pussycat Dolls video... St. John drops Angelina Jolie's contract... Tila Tequila credits her show with paving the way for gay marriage... Jay-Z accused of lifting lyrics from lesser-known rapper... Insouciant Chris Martin walks out of BBC interview... Jon Voight signs on to "24" cast... Rag doll Naomi Campbell falls for Capri... Carm down, Lilo's baby bump is for a movie role.

Crime Watch: Jury deliberating R. Kelly verdict... Theft leaves Russell Simmons out $15,000 in bling.

Rumor Mill: Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee together again?... Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen say "prune" for pouty pix... Tumbleweave alert: Kate Moss loses hair extension on red carpet.

Say What?
"No way. 'Sleepless in Seattle' can go [bleep] itself." -- Director Guillermo del Toro when asked if he'd ever consider a genre jump from fantasy to romantic comedy.

By Liz Kelly  | June 13, 2008; 7:59 AM ET
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Comments

Props to Liz Kelly for using the phrase "carm down" in the Morning Mix text! Shez so alsome!

Posted by: methinks | June 13, 2008 8:27 AM | Report abuse

i LUV tilatequila!
she's awesome!
did u guys see her on the bravo awards?
luv luv luv!

Posted by: luvtila | June 13, 2008 8:45 AM | Report abuse

Ashley and Mary Kate can get the same pouty lipped appearance by saying "puke".

Posted by: yellojkt | June 13, 2008 8:49 AM | Report abuse

Tila Tequila isn't even really bisexual, it's just a promotional gimmick (the spring break chicks make out in front of the guys all the time, they're all straight, just like her). Her claim to help gay marriage is another shameless grab at the spotlight.

Posted by: sox | June 13, 2008 8:50 AM | Report abuse

Most "reputable" doctors use the format "Doctor [surname]."

For that matter, even those ghouly nip-and-tuckers on "Dr. 90210" do.

For that matter, even Dr. Demento does.

Oh, and they like to, you know, "examine" their patients "in person."

Posted by: byoolin is board certified in Guatemala. | June 13, 2008 8:53 AM | Report abuse

Jon Voight playing the head of a criminal organization?!? I'm shocked..shocked!!

Posted by: skm | June 13, 2008 8:56 AM | Report abuse

Uh - sox - Tila Tequila's "claim to help gay marriage is another shameless grab at the spotlight" no matter WHAT sexual orientation she claims...her entire life is another shameless grab at the spotlight.

(and MoCoSnarky got the riddle - it was Tim McGraw!)

Posted by: Amelia | June 13, 2008 8:56 AM | Report abuse

todays items are bo-ring! where's the good stuff? no items about geigh-ken? no more lilo knee pads? anything about clooney and his ex-waitress? i dont really care about reading about the olsen twins and prunes.

Posted by: boring | June 13, 2008 8:56 AM | Report abuse

Yes, that is right Tila Tequila who came along like last week week, is solely responsible for the legalization of gay marriage. Not those activists who have worked for decades to get this legal recognition.

How bad was Britney's performance that she was edited out of a Pussycat Dolls video? They have standards?

Posted by: ep | June 13, 2008 9:02 AM | Report abuse

Dr Drew must have been visited by a crew of Scientologist commandos who showed him the error of his ways. (Lizard comandos, however, have been known to endorse the error of people's ways.)

Perhaps if Britney had worn her LiLo leggings, she wouldn't have been so cruely dumped on to the cuttingroom floor.

So, Sasquatch, how was Thursday with the missus? Were you able to get her likkered up?

Posted by: Curmudgeon | June 13, 2008 9:04 AM | Report abuse

You stay classy, Guillermo del Toro.

As someone who has a very high tolerance for trashy reality TV, not even I can watch Tila Tequila's show. How guys (and girls) can fool around with a self-promoting bobble-headed alien is beyond me.

Posted by: Magnolia | June 13, 2008 9:06 AM | Report abuse

I've decided to stir the pot a little over on the Gaiken post, I just want to see just how long we can keep this going.

Also, I don't understand how making prospective mates eat animal testicles had anything to do with allowing gay marriage in California.

Posted by: anon for a reason | June 13, 2008 9:06 AM | Report abuse

I find it hysterical that Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen say "prune" when pouting for the camera because that word makes me laugh like a crazy person every time I see or say it.

Posted by: Peach | June 13, 2008 9:11 AM | Report abuse

Those DailyMail postings are like falling down the rabbit hole. I just keep looking and looking at all the dreck they have posted there.

Posted by: jelo | June 13, 2008 9:12 AM | Report abuse

"Theft leaves Russell Simmons out $15,000 in bling."

Also, they left the fridge door open and the milk spoiled.

Posted by: byoolin | June 13, 2008 9:14 AM | Report abuse

How bad was Britney's performance that she was edited out of a Pussycat Dolls video? They have standards?

Posted by: ep | June 13, 2008 9:02 AM

Seriously. I saw their performance on So You Think You Can Dance last night and I swear a line from their song was "I wanna have boobies"

Posted by: Magnolia | June 13, 2008 9:14 AM | Report abuse

Tila may not be doing much for the bisexuality issue, but I definitely now drink more tequila.

Posted by: yellojkt | June 13, 2008 9:19 AM | Report abuse

"[Chris] Martin said... that he did not really like "having to talk about things"."

Perhaps he'd be happier if interviewed by a mime?

Posted by: byoolin is on the phone now with Shields & Yarnell, or else the line is dead. | June 13, 2008 9:19 AM | Report abuse

to anon for a reason:

feeding the Clay-frenzy is too snarky. I'm in.

Posted by: geckomudgeon | June 13, 2008 9:20 AM | Report abuse

"This summer, Tequila... says she won't fall in love with a boy or girl.

""I am going to Africa," she told Us. "I think maybe I will fall in love in Africa.""


Uh, sweetie? I've never been there, but I think Africa's pretty much just boys or girls too.

Posted by: byoolin | June 13, 2008 9:22 AM | Report abuse

"Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen say "prune" for pouty pix."

It's also what they say when asked, "What did the two of you have for supper last night?"

Posted by: byoolin | June 13, 2008 9:23 AM | Report abuse

so after all this talk about boyzillians and neck to knee and what have you. i convinced (bribed) my bf to get one yesterday. ladies, if you know whats good for you, get your DH/BFs to get it done. you'll love the results.

Posted by: Anonymous | June 13, 2008 9:24 AM | Report abuse

"This summer, Tequila... says she won't fall in love with a boy or girl.

""I am going to Africa," she told Us. "I think maybe I will fall in love in Africa.""


Uh, sweetie? I've never been there, but I think Africa's pretty much just boys or girls too.


Posted by: byoolin | June 13, 2008 9:22 AM

....although there are animals. Perhaps the next MTV series will be "A Shot at Beastiality with Tila Tequila"

Posted by: Anonymous | June 13, 2008 9:24 AM | Report abuse

Those before & after pix of Kate Moss don't look all that different to me. Is it possible she lost her merkin?

Posted by: byoolin | June 13, 2008 9:25 AM | Report abuse

Byoolin

Strange that you should mention Kate Moss' merkin. I passed one on my way to work that had bounced and rolled to the curb.

Posted by: Curmudgeon | June 13, 2008 9:33 AM | Report abuse

anon at 924 how did you convince him? i've brought it up jokingly and my SO says no way.

Posted by: xenda | June 13, 2008 9:36 AM | Report abuse

Dr. Drew! Dr Drew! Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

Posted by: Bawlmer | June 13, 2008 9:37 AM | Report abuse

Apparently Britney was edited out of the Pussycat Dolls video after TV execs complained that it was too trashy to air on TV.

Posted by: M Street | June 13, 2008 9:48 AM | Report abuse

Hey, we forgot to put "tumbleweave" in the dictionary. I am pretty sure we came up with this one.

Posted by: ep | June 13, 2008 9:55 AM | Report abuse

Byoolin!! You're on it today, my friend! Shields and Yarnell - oh my there's a flashback. And how many people can use "merkin" in daily life?

Byoolin, I think I'm in love. *sigh*

Posted by: jaybbub | June 13, 2008 9:56 AM | Report abuse

Friday love and prayers to The Swayze!!

Posted by: jaybbubluvstheswayze | June 13, 2008 9:57 AM | Report abuse

just let him know you're up for "bagging the viper" and other stuff if he'll get it done. i'm sure sasquatch and byoolin can give you other suggestions on what to bribe him with.

Posted by: for xenda | June 13, 2008 10:00 AM | Report abuse

And for you patriotic people out there:

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c357/goonland/merkin.jpg

Posted by: Sasquatch | June 13, 2008 10:06 AM | Report abuse

aybbubjay, oolitcay onay the ovelay - ymay ifeway ightmay ebay atchingway.

Posted by: yoolinbay ooklsay veroay ishay ouldershay. | June 13, 2008 10:08 AM | Report abuse

As much as his behavior bothers me, Dr. Drew is no where near as bad as Dr. Phil and he has actually creditionals. Dr. Drew got his M.D. from USC, and is actually a professor there as well.

Posted by: MGC | June 13, 2008 10:08 AM | Report abuse

Asquatchsay, atthay - oh, wait, nevermind... Nice link.

Posted by: byoolin | June 13, 2008 10:09 AM | Report abuse

More than you (except for Byoolin) ever wanted to know about merkins, courtesy of Cecil Adams:

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_232.html

Posted by: Sasquatch | June 13, 2008 10:10 AM | Report abuse

Uncle Cecil is a Great American.

Posted by: byoolin | June 13, 2008 10:11 AM | Report abuse

Okay, I have no idea who Dr. Drew is, but sorry, I think I love him a little.

Because he made Tom Cruise's lawyer say this:

"In response to Pinsky's remarks to Playboy, Cruise's attorney Bert Fields told the New York Post that Pinksy is an 'unqualified television performer who is obviously just looking for notoriety [and] is so grotesquely unprofessional as to pretend to diagnose Tom and others without ever meeting them.'"

Change "unqualified television performer" to "egotistical movie star with dwindling appeal" and "diagnose Tom and others" to "diagnose women who need postpartum depression drugs" and hey, he could be talking about his client.

Posted by: Chasmosaur | June 13, 2008 10:16 AM | Report abuse

Shields and Yarnell! YIKES.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTBl-igJBVE

(Just don't mention Pink Lady and Jeff, OK, byoolin?)

Posted by: td | June 13, 2008 10:20 AM | Report abuse

Now now, Guillermo. "Sleepless in Seattle" shouldn't go [bleep] itself.

("You've Got Mail!", on the other hand. . . .)

Posted by: td | June 13, 2008 10:22 AM | Report abuse

"Bagging the viper"...say what now?

Posted by: 23112 | June 13, 2008 10:24 AM | Report abuse

td writes:
"("You've Got Mail!", on the other hand. . . .)"

-------------------------------------
Yes. It's in a plain brown wrapper, addressed to Byoolin.

Posted by: Postman Sasquatch | June 13, 2008 10:31 AM | Report abuse

Rather than taking a shower, gooey teen heartthrob actor Zac Efron likes to clean himself with baby wipes.

check out gawker.com.

Posted by: according to gawker.com | June 13, 2008 10:33 AM | Report abuse

For more humor -- likely Canuck humor --involving fur:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfMUwCKtWMI

Posted by: Sasquatch, eh? | June 13, 2008 10:36 AM | Report abuse

ok, I want to get this out there early for your review. Tumbleweave has been justifiably included.

CELEBRITOLOGY UNIVERSE
Unabashed Glossary of Terms

Blowback - non-Lizard snark
Booby Kennedy Day (BKD) - a bodacious afternoon at the Celebritology Hut
Boyzillion - the entire area of one's privacies after waxing
Byoolin - the Babe Ruth (in a good way) of the Celebritology Universe
Carm down - a warning that is issued when passions rise too precipitously
Cheetoes - what all B-list celebrity babies, and wannababies, are wearing this season
Clint Eastwood - grumpy old man
Contrafribularities - apologies, consolation
Cromulent - excellent, realistic, authentic
DB Cooper - Sasquatch's former and much missed neighbor
Doing the Funky Wiggle - what happens when LiLo breaks the one-at-a-time rule
Embiggen - to enlarge; to flesh-out (i.e., the results a boob job)
Empress Tea Lobby - the Lizard version of the Algonquin Round Table
Fatty - one who needs to carm down
Frumpy - to look like Rumer Wills wearing that slouchy beret thingy
Geigh - what Clay may or may not be
Gecko - Curmudgeon's super secret undercover Lizard alias
Harshing the snark - critiquing and otherwise criticizing Celebritology comments
Hater - someone with an opinion that differs from your own
Hirsute - what Sasquatch is
Incestupus - (1) the appearance of being incestuous (cf, Billy Ray Cyrus and daughter, Miley Ray Cyrus, in the "Vanity Fair" photo spread); (2) what you call Miley's relationship with Billy Ray if you want to incite another BKD (see Booby Kennedy Day, above)
Knockin' boots - (1) bagging the viper; (2) celebrities being snarked
Knockin' Ferragamos - the same as knockin' boots only done by wealthy Italians
LiLo leggings - a part of the Lizard Commando Unit's uniform generally worn while going up the rescue ladder; most distinctive features are the padded knee pads and easy-open crotch seam
Lizard - a denizen of the Celebritology Universe
Luvlinsey - a freak that doesn't know how to spell linDsAy
Methinks - the Lizard with the initial pony fixation
Mr Liz - beloved consort of Queen Liz and co-keeper of the Kelly menagerie; it is thought that Mr Liz has the good sense to stay away from the Lizards
Neck-to-knee - Clay's personal grooming secret
Opracity - the extent to which a media figure tries to insert themselves into every aspect of popular culture (e.g., "Paris Hilton, while totally untalented, maintains an Opracity of 96 percent.")
Photo spread - what Britney and Paris provide onlookers when exiting from an auto
Platicated - what Kate Holmes seems to be in more recent times (i.e., the results of a nose job)
Pony - what every Lizard really really really wants (would be a unicorn if it had a horn in the middle of its forehead)
Pornorific - self-explanatory
Privacies - that which can remain protected by a pair of LiLo leggings (unless the crotch seam gives way)
Propper nacked - showing more skin than Miley Cyrus did in the "Vanity Fair" photo spread
Shibbi/shibby - hot, cool, partying, or wasted
Skank - a streetwalker
Skanque - (1) a call girl; (2) a French streetwalker
Skeleboobs - aka Victoria Posh Spice Beckham (see also TOAS)
Snark -clever but keenly disparaging remarks about another organization, custom, or person (especially a celebrity)
Snarkfest - the Celebritology posting media
Snark tank - where a deserving celebrity is sent to be snarked limb from limb
Snarky - the essence of a clever, glib observation made by a Lizard
Televizzle - where one watches that Pekinese rescue league thing
Texting 'Tweener Tw*t (TTT) - (1) ignorant middleschooler; (2) ignorant grownup
TOAS - T**'s On A Stick (see also Skeleboobs)
Tumbleweave - an erstwhile hair extension living on its own in the big city
Unchoreographed flame - (1) an event in a John Woo film reminiscent of the campfire scene in "Blazing Saddles"; (2) any unexpected event
Wrestling the taco - something that Mrs Hogan might want her new boy toy to do

Posted by: Curmudgeon | June 13, 2008 11:00 AM | Report abuse

Maybe Chris Martin only wants to be interviewed from his quiet room.

Anyone who wants to work merkin into conversation needs only to refer to his/her fellow citizens the same way Dubya does - My Fellow Merkins (Canadians not included).

Posted by: epony | June 13, 2008 11:06 AM | Report abuse

I'd like to see a picture of the Olsens saying "enema."

Posted by: possum | June 13, 2008 11:12 AM | Report abuse

Tila, Tila, Tila ... crediting your show for winning over California on the gay marriage issue? Sweetie, chew some gum at the same time you're patting yourself on the back, and maybe we'll actually be marginally impressed with you....

Posted by: Anonymous | June 13, 2008 11:12 AM | Report abuse

'Mudge - there's a woopsie in your glossary:

"Contrafribularities" should mean something like congratulations, applause, etc...

Posted by: byoolin | June 13, 2008 11:17 AM | Report abuse

Really Tila, really. You, your Blithe doll head and that show did it. Really.

As a fan of Guillermo's vork, I'd love to see what he would do with a romantic comedy.

Posted by: petal | June 13, 2008 11:30 AM | Report abuse

Jeez Louise, It's "work" not "vork".

Posted by: petal | June 13, 2008 11:32 AM | Report abuse

liz you should have put this in the column:

WHAT started as a battle of the biceps has turned into the battle of the bulges between stars of Broadway's "A Chorus Line."

Last month, Mario Lopez and co-star Nick Adams clashed when Lopez wanted to show off his biceps, so he wore a short-sleeve brown shirt in order to display his "guns." Now the rivalry between the hunks has been pumped up with word that the men's-underwear company 2(x)ist has decided it wants Adams front and center in a shirtless ad and that it passed over Lopez.

"Mario was originally No. 1 on our radar as we planned the campaign," said an insider. "We were ready to call him with an offer, but then we saw Nick. He's younger, sexy, more interesting. On top of that, his body was crazy. We set up a meeting, and when he walked in, that was it. We never even looked at anyone else after that."

www.nypost.com/seven/06132008/gossip/pagesix/undies_ad_fuels_chorus_feud_115265.htm

Posted by: undies advert | June 13, 2008 11:32 AM | Report abuse

Byoolin

Help me out here. I got that "contrafribularities" right offa Google.

you mean Google could be WRONG?

owe the humanity!

Posted by: Curmudgeon | June 13, 2008 11:34 AM | Report abuse

"Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen say "prune" for pouty pix."

It's also what they say when asked, "What did the two of you have for supper last night?"
------------

Do they split the prune between them or do they each get one?

Posted by: Angela | June 13, 2008 11:47 AM | Report abuse

Curmudgeon, I concur with your version. My research corroborates yours: apology(ies), sympathy, consolation. What may be of interest to the assembled (m)asses is that contrafibularity is a prime example of a nonce word.

See:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nonce_word

Posted by: Sasquatch | June 13, 2008 11:48 AM | Report abuse

WHAT started as a battle of the biceps has turned into the battle of the bulges between stars of Broadway's "A Chorus Line."

Posted by: undies advert | June 13, 2008 11:32 AM

is this why geigh-ken was so keen to perform on broadway?

Posted by: Anonymous | June 13, 2008 11:53 AM | Report abuse

I propose to prove by means of the following transcript of the relevant part of Episode 2 of Blackadder The Third that "contrafribularities" is a word of approval:


Dr. Johnson: (places two manuscripts on the table, but picks up the top one) Here it is, sir: the very cornerstone of English scholarship. This book, sir, contains every word in our beloved language.

Prince George: Hmm.

Edmund: Every single one, sir?

Dr. Johnson: (confidently) Every single word, sir!

Edmund: (to Prince) Oh, well, in that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the Doctor my most enthusiastic contrafribularities.

Dr. Johnson: What?

Edmund: `Contrafribularites', sir? It is a common word down our way...

Dr. Johnson: Damn! (writes in the book)

Edmund: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'm anispeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation.

Posted by: byoolin rests, m'Lud. | June 13, 2008 11:54 AM | Report abuse

In that same episode ("Ink & Incapability"), Dr. Johnson describes his dictionary as "The one that has taken eighteen hours of every day for the last ten years. My mother died; I hardly noticed. My father cut off his head and fried it in garlic in the hope of attracting my attention; I scarcely looked up from my work. My wife brought armies of lovers to the house, who worked in droves so that she might bring up a huge family of bastards."

Posted by: byoolin sez 'mmmmmmmmmmgarlic.' | June 13, 2008 11:58 AM | Report abuse

I understand exquisitely what Dr Johnson (no relation to Dr Phil or Dr Drew) went through.

He has my complete and enthusiastic ontrafribularites.

I'm fresh out of garllic.

Posted by: Curmudgeon | June 13, 2008 12:05 PM | Report abuse

My ex-husband was totally bare, if you know what I mean, and I just thought it was freaky.

Posted by: I like REAL men | June 13, 2008 12:15 PM | Report abuse

I think Dr. Drew Pinsky hit a little too close to home with his comments, and (what Oprah tried unsuccessfully to convince us was the kindler, gentler) Tom Cruise lashed out because he was on to something. Bravo, Dr. Drew.

After all, the doctor is just trying to help people, and isn't that what all of us -- especially those who are devoted Scientologists -- are supposed to do?

Posted by: td | June 13, 2008 12:20 PM | Report abuse

"Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen say "prune" for pouty pix."

It's also what they say when asked, "What did the two of you have for supper last night?"
------------

Do they split the prune between them or do they each get one?

Posted by: Angela |
---------------

They split it and because they're rich and just don't give a damn about the starving in the world they throw away the leftovers.

Posted by: jes | June 13, 2008 12:20 PM | Report abuse

We need our own message board, can we get the Post on that stat?

Posted by: Bored @ work | June 13, 2008 12:22 PM | Report abuse

Nicely done, jes. Nicely done.

Posted by: byoolin | June 13, 2008 12:29 PM | Report abuse

nick adams - HUBBA HUBBA!!!!!!

Posted by: xenada | June 13, 2008 12:31 PM | Report abuse

google was too busy playing footsie with yahoo!....

Posted by: b | June 13, 2008 12:31 PM | Report abuse

I dunno, Bored, I kinda like the free-wheeling anarchic non-message boardy thing we've got going on here.

Posted by: h3 | June 13, 2008 12:37 PM | Report abuse

i'm ashamed to say that i feel like buying huge posters of that guy nick adams and plastering them around my room like i was in college again.

Posted by: potomac, md | June 13, 2008 12:40 PM | Report abuse

(By the way, the you-know-who post from Monday is up to 238 comments. I should've put on my kevlar vest before going in; it's pretty brutal in there.)

Posted by: td | June 13, 2008 1:10 PM | Report abuse

After lifting someone else's material, Jay-Z will now be known as La-Z.

Posted by: td says if puff daddy can change his name... | June 13, 2008 1:14 PM | Report abuse

td, I was amused to see your Pink Lady & Jeff reference. And "La-Z" - very nice!

Posted by: byoolin | June 13, 2008 1:22 PM | Report abuse

Yuck, yuck, yuck. I didn't know what a merkin was, and I couldn't access the links you posted, so I just googled it. Lesson learned. I gotta go do some work to distract me from those images.

Posted by: new england | June 13, 2008 1:33 PM | Report abuse

NE: "I gotta go do some work to distract me from those images."

ME: "Oh, yeah? What do you do?"

NE: "I do the pre-op shaves at the hospital."

badump-bump.

Posted by: byoolin | June 13, 2008 1:42 PM | Report abuse

who and why did someone bring up merkin. i just googled it and now i'm disgusted. are they for people who get boyzillians? nastee nastee nastee.

Posted by: gross gross gross | June 13, 2008 1:44 PM | Report abuse

Thanks for the recognition byoolin.

Posted by: jes | June 13, 2008 2:20 PM | Report abuse

As long as "tumbleweaves" is now part of our Glossary of Terms, I think we ought to add "merkin" because it seems to be a larger, less refined second cousin to a tumbleweed.

Posted by: Curmudgeon | June 13, 2008 2:34 PM | Report abuse

i'm ashamed to say that i feel like buying huge posters of that guy nick adams and plastering them around my room like i was in college again.

Posted by: potomac, md | June 13, 2008 12:40 PM

there is a pic of both him and mario on gawker.com today.

Posted by: Anonymous | June 13, 2008 2:58 PM | Report abuse

"Nine minutes into the pre-recorded interview for Radio 4 arts show Front Row, the 31-year-old asked to leave the studio as he was not enjoying himself."

I wish the interviewer had replied, "Oh, really? Because it's the highlight of my career, if not my life, to be able to toss softball questions to an undertalented, overpaid musician in a shameless bid to drum up sales for his latest 'masterpiece'."

Posted by: punk (Chris Martin) | June 13, 2008 3:16 PM | Report abuse

R. Kelly - Aquitted
Tim Russert - dies of heart attack

Posted by: News Update | June 13, 2008 4:20 PM | Report abuse

Lots of Nick Adams fans out there.

http://www.nickadams.biz/

Not too late for a little NA on a Friday afternoon. . .

Posted by: some Nick Adams pix | June 13, 2008 6:33 PM | Report abuse

"....although there are animals. Perhaps the next MTV series will be "A Shot at Beastiality with Tila Tequila""

The animals have more taste and class than to go for her.

Posted by: hangin in herndon | June 13, 2008 6:36 PM | Report abuse

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