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Posted at 8:04 AM ET, 07/11/2008

Morning Mix: Christie Brinkley Settles Divorce Case

By Liz Kelly
Friday

Headlines: Christie Brinkley settles divorce case, wins sole custody of kids... TomKat clan sends gifts to Sunday Rose Kidman Urban... Neighbors want Amy Winehouse evicted... David Alan Grier launching new fake news show... Nicole Richie's novel to get TV treatment... Gun-toting Heidi Montag shoots in honor of her late stepbrother... David Lee Roth says nutty cop story never happened.

Rumor Mill: Former Yankee Jose Canseco says Madonna pursued him... Brother's book claims Madge keeps lewd photo of herself in full view of kids... J.Lo's nannies allegedly quit... Uma Thurman -- married or still just engaged?... Jessica Alba gets $1.5 million for first baby pix... Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher put off wedding over religious issues... Lance Bass signs on to "Dancing With the Stars"... Audrina Partridge paid $10K to attend party... Rolling Stone Ron Wood runs off with 18-year-old Russian waitress... Cher set to marry again?

By Liz Kelly  | July 11, 2008; 8:04 AM ET
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Comments

What is an Audrina Partridge and why does it command $10,000 for doing nothing?

Posted by: surlychick | July 11, 2008 8:49 AM | Report abuse

Ahhh! The link on the main page is wrong. It send you to an article on the iPhone.

Posted by: Mz Fitz | July 11, 2008 8:54 AM | Report abuse

That Heidi Montage story would sound really wrong with just a few additional facts.

RCR, I loved the bookmark.

Why do I see Amy Winehouse moving in with Dane Cook?

Posted by: ep | July 11, 2008 8:55 AM | Report abuse

What is an Audrina Partridge and why does it command $10,000 for doing nothing?

Posted by: surlychick | July 11, 2008 8:49 AM

Maybe it's hard work sitting in a pear tree for hours.

Posted by: Nosy Parker | July 11, 2008 9:00 AM | Report abuse

Heincer thinks they're Charlie's Angels.

Posted by: gemmar | July 11, 2008 9:02 AM | Report abuse

I can't wait until the "Ron Wood and Russian Waitress Create Secret Language No One Else Can Understand" headline.

Posted by: Em | July 11, 2008 9:03 AM | Report abuse

Oh yeah, Madonna wanted to marry Jose Canseco because of his superior genes....right. Next Jose will claim that Christie Brinkley is after him (or maybe even John Mayer). Is it the anabolic steroids or getting beaned by a Carlos Martinez HR that is causing Canseco to keep spouting this celinedion.

Posted by: Groovis | July 11, 2008 9:04 AM | Report abuse

Patridge. Not Partridge.

What's with the missing 'r', one might ask?

That 'r' is for reading, which Miss Audrina's clearly not required to do to make a living in this lifetime.

Posted by: Hussy Spellcheck | July 11, 2008 9:12 AM | Report abuse

The J.Lo nannies probably read about Ethan Hawke marrying his former nanny earlier this week, took one look at Skeletor, and hit the road.

Posted by: Groovis | July 11, 2008 9:15 AM | Report abuse

Now that the Christie Brinkley trial is over, Ron Wood took his 18 y.o. girlfriend to an "undisclosed location" before Peter Cook had a chance to get a look at her.

Posted by: Groovis | July 11, 2008 9:19 AM | Report abuse

Ahhh! The link on the main page is wrong. It send you to an article on the iPhone.

Posted by: Mz Fitz | July 11, 2008 8:54 AM

Yeah, and those commenters are as angry and judgmental as the On Parenting commenters. It's kind of impressive.

Posted by: h3 | July 11, 2008 9:19 AM | Report abuse

I wonder if the video of the mice or Amy's recent interest in punching people that brought about the eviction requests.

On an unrelated note, the OP blog has a piece on the Obama kids. If they've got a version of the BKD that topic might bring it on. Someone has already mentioned getting popcorn.

Posted by: petal | July 11, 2008 9:24 AM | Report abuse

Patridge. Not Partridge.

What's with the missing 'r', one might ask?

Posted by: Hussy Spellcheck | July 11, 2008 9:12 AM

I bet it's even more difficult to sit in a pea tree, let alone a pea tee.

Posted by: Nosy Parker | July 11, 2008 9:25 AM | Report abuse

RE: Yeah, and those commenters are as angry and judgmental as the On Parenting commenters. It's kind of impressive.

They also have the mad grammatical skillz of Sana. Can someone go over there and tell them to carm down?

Posted by: Mz | July 11, 2008 9:30 AM | Report abuse

If Madge chased Jose Canseco to be her designated hitter, she must have gone all over the American League before she caught him. At least A-Rod is a subway ride away.

Posted by: Red Dragon | July 11, 2008 9:33 AM | Report abuse

Thanks very much for the Audrina Partridge comments. I keep wondering who these people are. On a related note, I was commenting about the cool phone in that new stupid commercial (the guy uses the reflective surface of his phone to scope out girls), when a friend remarked "you know, that commercial's all about The Hills". Which means now I can't get one of those coolo phones.

And, I know you all will miss me, but I'm heading to the beach this morning to practice for Lizard Island. I think after a week at the ocean, I should have the drinking, sleeping, reading, drinking, eating, ogling men bit down pat. I'll come back relaxed and raring to go...to the Island, not work. Of course.

Posted by: B'More Cat and Vacation Lover | July 11, 2008 9:33 AM | Report abuse

"I've already filmed some of the trouble Amy has caused on my video camera and I'll be handing it over to the council to have a look at."

"Handing it over to the council?" What a daft tattletale of an arse. Have you never heard of YOUTUBE, you thick git?


That's great news about David Alan Grier's new show: I'll bet it will be *even better* than his gig as host of "Thank God You're Here" or his guest appearance when his brother was on "Clean House."


David Lee Roth must have read the warning label on the nuts in time to avoid getting into trouble: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2035/2657549121_8c5d3f5be7_b.jpg


"Heidi's stepbrother 'always wanted Heidi to become a great marksmen [sic],' Pratt, 24, added. 'We're fulfilling his dream.'" Especially if his dream included that Heidi's boyfriend could somehow manage to look like a total knob even with an semiautomatic pistol in his hands.

(But, wow, you can't help but feel sorry for a guy who survives three years in Iraq & Afghanistan only to fall off a roof in Steamboat, Colorado.)


That picture of his sister in S&M gear may be the creepiest thing Chris Ciccone's ever seen, but it's not as creepy as what her kids see: uncle Chris oozing out of the woodwork trying to make a buck...


Of course J. Lo's nannies quit: Ethan Hawke's hiring...


That Jessica Alba baby picture deal can mean only one thing: McConaughey *must* have sold his soul to the devil.


Don't knock Audrina Patridge: she's making Ashley Dupre money, but not quite as many people are calling her "Wh*re!" in restaurants.


Sacha Baron Cohen "has been waiting for his fiance Isla Fisher, 32, to convert to Judaism, a process which is taking longer than expected." The hangup: "You mean, after all this, I'll be a Jew???? Hell, no."


Ron Wood, who do you think you are, Bill Wyman?

Posted by: byoolin | July 11, 2008 9:34 AM | Report abuse

I visited the OP blog and will never, ever go back again.

*I think the whole Cohen/Fisher/Judiasm conversion thing is all kind of silly since they already have a child and I'm pretty sure babies out of wedlock ain't kosher.

Posted by: methinks | July 11, 2008 9:39 AM | Report abuse

Mornin', all

Why do they keep calling that celinedion "Dancing With the Stars"?

There ain't no stars on that show.

Lance Bass?

Posted by: Curmudgeon | July 11, 2008 9:44 AM | Report abuse

does anyone know why Cook adopted Brinkley's kid from her 3rd marriage? Why doesn't his biological father not want to be involved with his son?

Posted by: no_bs4me | July 11, 2008 9:44 AM | Report abuse

Oh, it's totally Booby Kennedy Day at On Parenting! Ungrammatical comments in all caps! Political tirades! Insults about Michelle Obama's appearance! Good times, everyone. Good times.

Posted by: h3 | July 11, 2008 9:46 AM | Report abuse

Drats, I actually have to work today, got to get as much in as possible.

1. I'm starting the countdown until the raging gun break-up battle of Heincer.

2. Someone has already mention Miley Cyrus over on OP, it will be long now.

3. Cecilia on OP creeps me out, any parent who describes their child in the same terms that Gollum describes the one Ring needs help.

4. Donna on OP's job description:

I will tell you that there is a good amount of money to be made in selling erotica/personal pleasure items.

Posted by: Donna | July 11, 2008 9:21 AM

I really feel sorry for the children of these parents.

Posted by: Dorkus | July 11, 2008 9:46 AM | Report abuse

Re no. 2: Should read, "it won't be long now."

Posted by: Dorkus, grrr...use preview | July 11, 2008 9:47 AM | Report abuse

You can go, go, go on your Hoveround!

Posted by: Sully | July 11, 2008 9:48 AM | Report abuse

Clearly Christopher Ciccone has never looked at Madonna's "Sex" book. If Madonna really wanted to scar her children, she'd frame the montage of herself with Vanilla Ice and hang THAT on the wall.

I think the more disturbing part of that NYPost story is this:

"Madonna's first husband, Sean Penn, once cornered Ciccone, pulled out a jackknife and insisted, "Let's be blood brothers," then sliced open both their thumbs to seal the deal."

Madonna and Sean got married in what, 1985? When she was 27 and he was around 25? Even if the knife thing happened before their marriage, who does the "blood brothers" thing in their 20s?!

Posted by: td wonders if *shanghai surprise* is on dvd | July 11, 2008 9:49 AM | Report abuse

"Oh, it's totally Booby Kennedy Day at On Parenting!" - Posted by: h3

*****

That's like saying "It's topless day at the nudie bar."

Posted by: (Or "It's lying, scumsucking, sleazeball pusbag day in Congress,") sez byoolin | July 11, 2008 9:53 AM | Report abuse

"Re no. 2: Should read, 'it won't be long now.'" --Dorkus, grrr...use preview

Actually, I think both are correct. It won't be long before they arrive, and it will be long once they do.

Posted by: td is donning armor just in case | July 11, 2008 9:55 AM | Report abuse

I can just picture the Urbans now: "Oh look at this basket of Tom and Katie's attempt to get publicity off of OUR kid too. Gee, thanks."

Posted by: Ame | July 11, 2008 9:55 AM | Report abuse

Heh. I just assumed 1 or 2 of you pussy cats were Donna and Cecilia! Donna's character is evolving, what with the personal pleasure items. It's the The Hills over there!

Posted by: atb | July 11, 2008 9:55 AM | Report abuse

"Re no. 2: Should read, 'it won't be long now.'" - Posted by: Dorkus, grrr...use preview

********

Doctor Freud will see you now.

Posted by: byoolin | July 11, 2008 9:57 AM | Report abuse

"Rolling Stone runs off with 18 year old waitress" is news? And some people still say drugs don't cause permanent brain damage...

Posted by: Red Dragon | July 11, 2008 9:59 AM | Report abuse

Hey Dorkus, just a heads-up... on parenting fora (that's the plural for forum, for any TTTs hanging about) saying "I feel sorry for your children" is the equivalent of bringing up the nazis. It's that last-ditch "oh yeah? Nuh-uh!" type comment that means you have nothing more to add and you're just trying to hurt someone's feelings. In my mind anyway, the first poster to pity another commenter's kids for having such awful parents automatically loses.

The more you know...!

Posted by: WDC | July 11, 2008 9:59 AM | Report abuse

Is it me or are the castings for "Dancing with the Stars" and its ilk getting just a bit too predictable? First Joey Fatone, now Lance Bass. Is Justin Timberlake in talks for the next season?

(Then, again, Joey got my attention when he said that gig brought him from a 38" waist to a 34". Where do I sign up?)

*NSync, NKOTB -- what's with all the boy band news anyway? Where are the Go-Gos and the Bangles? Belinda Carlisle, Susanna Hoffs, call your agents or at least do something something stupid and newsworthy. We need you!

And really, can a celebrity version of "Wipeout" not be far behind?

Posted by: td wants bananarama on the topple tower | July 11, 2008 10:07 AM | Report abuse

Who or what is Heincer?

Posted by: Anonymous | July 11, 2008 10:07 AM | Report abuse

Yeah they sent a baby basket but did TomKat send Nicole's other kids as well? This would be a great time to bond with the new sibling.


Posted by: petal | July 11, 2008 10:11 AM | Report abuse

Former Yankee Jose Canseco?! Why tie him to the Yanks? Of all the teams he played for, you pick the one he played the least games with to call him a former player. Stupid.

Posted by: Dtysko | July 11, 2008 10:13 AM | Report abuse

Today in Bar Study, I learned that fraud in finance is not grounds for an annulment in MD. Good thing that Christie Brinkley did not attempt to annul her third marriage here.

Posted by: ep | July 11, 2008 10:13 AM | Report abuse

"Tom, Katie & the Kids Send Gifts to Baby Sunday" -- oh GREAT title, People. Someone yesterday mentioned the U2 song, and now seeing "Baby Sunday" has me singing, "Sunday, Baby Sunday." UGH.

Posted by: td is already tired of hearing about little b s | July 11, 2008 10:16 AM | Report abuse

for no_bs4me...

Christie Brinkley's 3rd husband, Richard Taubman, died in, I think, a plane crash. I think their son was just an infant at the time.

Posted by: m.a.t. | July 11, 2008 10:16 AM | Report abuse

Did anyone click through to the cheesy photos of Heidi and Spencer. Kissing while riding a tandem bicycle, riding in a wheelbarrow, playing golf. The photos are totally staged but she is really hot in a bikini.

Posted by: Cleveland Brown | July 11, 2008 10:16 AM | Report abuse

Who or what is Heincer?

Posted by: | July 11, 2008 10:07 AM

It's the couple name for Heidi and Spencer. Although I enjoy thinking of them as an object rather than people too. No real people could ever be that dumb.

Posted by: hr girl | July 11, 2008 10:19 AM | Report abuse

Heidi and Spencer = Heincer

Posted by: Anonymous | July 11, 2008 10:19 AM | Report abuse

AAAAHHHHHH. Take back that post. It was the other guy that died. I have no idea why Taubman's son was adopted.

Posted by: m.a.t. | July 11, 2008 10:20 AM | Report abuse

*NSync, NKOTB -- what's with all the boy band news anyway? Where are the Go-Gos and the Bangles?

Posted by: td wants bananarama on the topple tower | July 11, 2008 10:07 AM

I heard the new single from Menudo today - yes, Menudo - and knew the universe was f***ing with me.

Posted by: musicgeek | July 11, 2008 10:21 AM | Report abuse

*NSync, NKOTB -- what's with all the boy band news anyway? Where are the Go-Gos and the Bangles?

Posted by: td wants bananarama on the topple tower | July 11, 2008 10:07 AM

Cmon, we get Posh Spice news all the freakin time. And sometimes Scary Spice news for good measure.

Posted by: h3 | July 11, 2008 10:26 AM | Report abuse

The David Lee Roth hoax is a pretty amazing story - the Hamilton Spectator has an article at http://www.thespec.com/News/Local/article/401004

Excerpts:

OPP Constable Larry Plummer "confirmed it couldn't have been Roth... 'On May 23, the day this was supposed to have happened, Roth was performing at Madison Square Garden with Van Halen,' he said."

"Plummer said the officers never asked for identification... 'They were too concerned with helping a man who was in medical distress...'"

"After being treated in hospital, Mystery Dave took two nurses to the nearby Liquid Lounge, where he got up and performed with a local band. He even had his picture taken with at least one of them."

(The picture is the best part: http://media.hamiltonspectator.com/images/54/5d/073e12ec45ba976c1923cbdbb445.jpeg)

"The Mystery Dave also went to the U Are Beautiful salon in Cambridge several times for tanning treatments, hair cuts and dye jobs.

"'He always paid in cash,' said Lesley, who asked that her last name not be used. 'He even bought gift certificates.'

"Lesley said the salon gave him one free treatment when he said he was going on MuchMusic. He gave them a private concert in the salon. Lesley said they were initially suspicious because of a gap in the man's teeth, but he explained he always wore a cap when he went onstage.

"And Dean Hajas, a local songwriter and recording engineer, said he's still certain the man who stayed at his house for three weeks is the real David Lee Roth.

"'He just phoned me out of the blue and asked if he could come over and do some work,' Hajas said. 'He's got some of my music ... I talked to him on his cellphone yesterday and he said his publicist would be issuing a press release (today) to clear this mess up.'"

Posted by: byoolin was once hot for teacher. | July 11, 2008 10:30 AM | Report abuse

Wow, byoo, that is pretty crazy. I had to laugh at this quote, though.
"And Dean Hajas, a local songwriter and recording engineer, said he's still certain the man who stayed at his house for three weeks is the real David Lee Roth."
...Because David Lee Roth would much rather sleep in a stranger's guest room for three weeks than get a very nice hotel room as he's accustomed to. /blink
Wasn't there a story recently about a Nikki Sixx impersonator getting into serious legal trouble, and the real Sixx getting the blame for it? Creepy.

Posted by: Bawlmer | July 11, 2008 10:39 AM | Report abuse

Everything you ever needed to know...

http://marriage.about.com/od/entertainmen1/a/cbrinkley.htm

Posted by: WDC 21113 | July 11, 2008 10:40 AM | Report abuse

Whoops, I meant Rikki Rocket in the prior post.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/02/AR2008070200564.html

Posted by: Bawlmer is confused by 80s rocker names. | July 11, 2008 10:41 AM | Report abuse

Richard Taubman:
They divorced in 1995 after announcing she was leaving Richard seven weeks after their son was born. Financial issues were rumored to be the reason for the end of their short marriage. Apparently, Richard didn't repay a $1.5 million loan from Christie. In the divorce settlement, it was reported that he agreed to forfeit his visitation rights with Jack.

Posted by: From that link... | July 11, 2008 10:42 AM | Report abuse

Nicole Richie *wrote* a book? Really?

And I thought JLo was insistent about being a mommy without using nannies.

Posted by: mouse | July 11, 2008 10:51 AM | Report abuse

I do think the Spec missed an opportunity: instead of Mystery Dave, they should have called him Diamonique Dave.

Posted by: byoolin | July 11, 2008 10:51 AM | Report abuse

Christie just wanted to embarass her ex. I don't think she came off as well as she hoped. I also find it strange that she wanted this public - what about the children. I always say that women who marry a lot there are some flaws with them.

Posted by: Huh | July 11, 2008 10:52 AM | Report abuse

Either way, Bawlmer, I'd have to be pretty desperate to think that impersonating either Rikki Rocket or Nikki Sixx was a smart career path.

Do we know that the real David Lee Roth was at MSG May 23?

(I recall some George Strait movie years ago where one of the band [Kyle Chandler?] put on George's clothes and went on in his place. Between the smoke machine, lights and pre-recorded tracks, no one knew the difference.)

Did David sound good at MSG? That might be a clue it really wasn't him.

Posted by: td might as well jump | July 11, 2008 10:53 AM | Report abuse

Is it just me or does the photo of the faux David Lee Roth look a lot like Ernest Borgnine circa 'McHale's Navy'

Posted by: jes | July 11, 2008 10:54 AM | Report abuse

"[I]nstead of Mystery Dave, they should have called him Diamonique Dave."

Right, byoolin, especially since Super Dave was already taken.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Dave_Osborne

Posted by: td | July 11, 2008 10:57 AM | Report abuse

"Nicole Richie *wrote* a book? Really?"

Posted by: mouse

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Mouse, my stepdaughter (14 at the time) read it when it came out; she said it was about as good you'd expect it to be.

Posted by: byoolin | July 11, 2008 10:58 AM | Report abuse

Mouse, my stepdaughter (14 at the time) read it when it came out; she said it was about as good you'd expect it to be.

Posted by: byoolin | July 11, 2008 10:58 AM

Sounds like a Celebritologist-in-training. Maybe Liz could offer her an internship.

Posted by: Anonymous | July 11, 2008 11:05 AM | Report abuse

re: nicole richie's novel...
wow. that good?

Posted by: methinks looking for book suggestions | July 11, 2008 11:07 AM | Report abuse

I popped into the Booby Kennedy Day going on and noticed that for some of those MMs it's 1955.

Posted by: jes | July 11, 2008 11:11 AM | Report abuse

RE; the MM Blog

At least they're not out in a public place (like a playground or something) sharing tips, coo-cooing eatch other's tots, and clawing and tearing at one another with their teeth.

Posted by: Curmudgeon | July 11, 2008 11:25 AM | Report abuse

I popped into the Booby Kennedy Day going on and noticed that for some of those MMs it's 1955.

Posted by: jes | July 11, 2008 11:11 AM

And for others, it's 1965 and they love their precious "mother's little helpers." It's the only explanation for some of those worldviews.

Posted by: BxNY | July 11, 2008 11:34 AM | Report abuse

re: nicole richie's novel...
wow. that good? - Posted by: methinks looking for book suggestions

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Yes, that good: mostly celinedion, cut with a little DaneCook.

Posted by: byoolin can't wait for the movie. Here's hoping it stars Heincer. | July 11, 2008 11:36 AM | Report abuse

Just to get a jump on the day and to provide casual reading, here's the latest

CELEBRITOLOGY UNIVERSE
Unabashed Glossary of Terms

Andy - the official kitty of the Celebritology Universe
Bagging the viper - vulgar synonym for "knockin' boots" (see below)
Barfishious - describes the type of thoughts one has when contemplating Verne Troyer's sex video
Bawlmer - the Lizard Snark Shelter Safety Officer
Blowback - non-Lizard snark
Booby Kennedy Day (BKD) - a bodacious afternoon at the Celebritology Hut
1) In Addition to All Capitals and Exclamation Points, the Overuse of Capitalization of Words, Shall Henceforth Also Be a Factor for Determining Craziness.
2) The use of numbers in place of words (e.g., "2" for "two", "4" for "four" as in, "I am 2 cool 4 this") shall be a marker for consideration of BKD status
3) The "random" use of "quotation marks" for "no apparently good reason" shall be a "marker" for "consideration" of BKD status (Byoolin won't even mention the use of the word "toodles")
4) Any use of chatspeak, leetspeak, or any form of language in which clarity and correctness is sacrificed for speed is cause for a BKD nomination

Bootless Knockin' - the norm at Lizard Island (see also "Knockin' Boots" "Knockin' Ferragamos", below)
Boyzillion - the entire area of one's privacies after waxing (see "yetzillion" below)
Byoolin - the Babe Ruth (in a good way) of the Celebritology Universe
Carm down - a warning that is issued when passions rise too precipitously
Celebuspawn - what comes out when a celebrity foals
Celinedion - Lizard-speak for a popular scatological term; (e.g., "she has celinedion for brains" or "celinedion, I get that horrid Tom Cruise ad at the top of my page" or " . . . the current celinedion on TV right now" or "celinedion!"); a more dainty version of DaneCook
Cheetoes - what all B-list celebrity babies, and wannababies, are wearing this season
Clint Eastwood - grumpy old man
"Cogito ergo perfututa" - the official motto of the Celebrity Universe
Commando raid - mischief effected by a band of Lizards, sometimes includes a rescue ladder
Contrafribularities - (1) apologies, consolation; (2) congratulations, applause, etc.
Cromulent - excellent, realistic, authentic
Cruisiness - the most obvious characteristic of a massive weirdo
DaneCook - a heftier version of celinedion; as in, "I feel so much better after taking that massive DaneCook"
DB Cooper - Sasquatch's former and much missed neighbor
Dingleberry waffles and Moose Turd Pie - the official brunch of the Celebri-Lizard Olympic Team
Doing the Funky Wiggle - what happens when LiLo breaks the one-at-a-time rule
Embiggen - to enlarge; to flesh-out (i.e., the results a boob job)
Empress Tea Lobby - the Lizard version of the Algonquin Round Table
Fatty - one who needs to carm down
Frumpy - to look like Rumer Wills wearing that slouchy beret thingy
Gecko - Curmudgeon's super secret undercover Lizard alias
Geigh - what Clay may or may not be; a cinaedus
Getting chocked up - what happens to Lizards when learning of their first ruined keyboard
Harangue the hairy one - this has something to do with Sasquatch
Harshing the snark - critiquing and otherwise criticizing Celebritology comments
Hater - someone with an opinion that differs from your own
Heincer - the couple name for Heidi and Spencer. ("[we] enjoy thinking of them as an object rather than people . . . no real people could ever be that dumb" -hr girl)
Hirsute - what Sasquatch is (aka Prince Hairy); a crytid
http://tinyurl.com/3zpqg4 - official URL of the Celebritology Universe
Incestupus - (1) the appearance of being incestuous (cf, Billy Ray Cyrus and daughter, Miley Ray Cyrus, in the "Vanity Fair" photo spread); (2) what you call Miley's relationship with Billy Ray if you want to incite another BKD (see Booby Kennedy Day, above)
Kitchen pass - what a Lizard gets from the so/spouse to indulge in flights of bootylicious fancy about certain celebrity members of the opposite sex (geigh or neigh)
Knockin' boots - (1) bagging the viper; (2) celebrities being snarked
Knockin' Ferragamos - the same as knockin' boots only done by wealthy Italians (see above)
LiLo leggings - a part of the Lizard Commando Unit's uniform generally worn while going up the rescue ladder; most distinctive features are the padded knee pads and easy-open crotch seam
Lizard - a denizen of the Celebritology Universe
Lizard Island - sort of like Gilligan's Island only we know how to leave if we want
Lizard Island Bridge Of Death - people who want to cross onto Lizard Island would be given five - er, three - questions to answer. If they get 'em right, they're in, if not, well, it's a Bridge of Death, right?
Lizard Island Fearless Leaders -
Loh-blivious - a totally clueless Lizard
Luvlinsey - doesn't know how to spell linDsAy
Mean Mommy (MM) - a regular on the OP blog
Merkin - a larger, less refined, second cousin to a tumbleweave (see "tumbleweave" below)
Methinks - the Lizard with the initial pony fixation
Mr Liz - beloved consort of Queen Liz and co-keeper of the Kelly menagerie; it is thought that Mr Liz has the good sense to stay away from the Lizards
Neck-to-knee - Clay's personal grooming secret
Opracity - the extent to which a media figure tries to insert themselves into every aspect of popular culture (e.g., "Paris Hilton, while totally untalented, maintains an Opracity of 96 percent.")
Owe the humanity! - Lizard cry of abashment, grief, and chagrin
Page - the official pup of the Celebritology Universe
Pastafarian - one who worships at the altar of Ramen
Peep show - what the Thursday Celebritology Chat becomes after an hour of dueling hot links
Photo spread - what Britney and Paris provide onlookers when exiting from an auto
Platicated - what Katie Holmes seems to be in more recent times (i.e., the results of a nose job)
Pony - what every Lizard really really really wants (would be a unicorn if it had a horn in the middle of its forehead)
Pornorific - self-explanatory
Privacies - that which can remain protected by a pair of LiLo leggings (unless the crotch seam gives way)
Propper nacked - showing more skin than Miley Cyrus did in the "Vanity Fair" photo spread
Shamued - being squashed by a killer whale falling from a great height; a celebrity after being publicly humiliated (shamed)
Shibbi/shibby - hot, cool, partying, or wasted
Skank - a streetwalker
Skanque - (1) a call girl; (2) a French streetwalker
Skeleboobs - aka Victoria Posh Spice Beckham (see also TOAS)
SMAME - what Lizards hang their heads in
Snark - clever but keenly disparaging remarks about another organization, custom, or person (especially a celebrity)
Snarkfest - the Celebritology posting media
Snark shelter - where Lizards hide from attacks from the MMs (and TTTs for the faint of heart) and eat snacks
Snark tank - where a deserving celebrity is sent to be snarked limb from limb
Snarky - the essence of a clever, glib observation made by a Lizard
Speedos - snarky synonym for male privacies when seen on a beach or around a pool
Televizzle - where one watches that Pekinese rescue league thing
Texting 'Tweener Tw*t (TTT) - (1) ignorant middleschooler; (2) ignorant grownup
The Perfect Beckham - a six-pack and a brat
TOAS - T**'s On A Stick (see also Skeleboobs)
"Troiana lacerta matribus contumeliosis tradita, pax restituta est." - breaking news announcement from the Lizard Post Organizer
Trojan Lizard - a cunning and artful Commando device used to infiltrate suspect territory; recently captured and taken to an undisclosed location awaiting ransom
Tumbleweave - an erstwhile hair extension living on its own in the big city; a smaller, more refined, second cousin to a merkin (see "merkin" above)
Unchoreographed flame - (1) an event in a John Woo film reminiscent of the campfire scene in "Blazing Saddles"; (2) any unexpected event
Wrestling the taco - something that Mrs Hogan might want her new boy toy to do
Yetzillion - the entire area of a cryptid's privacies after waxing (see "boyzillion" above)

Posted by: Curmudgeon | July 11, 2008 11:39 AM | Report abuse

Insults about Michelle Obama's appearance!

***
it's war. i'm headed over there right now.

Posted by: janet's ready to engage in some dingleberry removal | July 11, 2008 11:52 AM | Report abuse

Former Yankee Jose Canseco?! Why tie him to the Yanks
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the comment is true, isn't it? the yanks have a long history of hiring egomaniacs. shades of reggie jackson and the current incarnation of a-rod doofus. carm down.

Posted by: janet has a distinct dislike for the yankees | July 11, 2008 11:59 AM | Report abuse

Former Yankee Jose Canseco?! Why tie him to the Yanks
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Had to tie Jose to the Yanks otherwise how would we complete the graph?

Posted by: Anonymous | July 11, 2008 12:05 PM | Report abuse

The only good the th yankees ever did was to take a-rod away from the Rangers.

Posted by: Dorkus M. | July 11, 2008 12:09 PM | Report abuse

The OP blog is getting more interesting, folks. They've moved on from the Obama family to sex toys and truck drivers in drag.

Posted by: BxNY | July 11, 2008 12:14 PM | Report abuse

perhaps the OP blog is getting a little help from some lizards in disguise??

Posted by: methinks | July 11, 2008 12:20 PM | Report abuse

If you really want some fun, cruise over to Fast forward and read the comment section. It's a nerd BKD!

Posted by: Dorkus | July 11, 2008 12:22 PM | Report abuse

You don't think I am smart enough to find another blog on this website? You don't think that I know you are all mocking me over here? Now cut it out!

Posted by: Cecilia | July 11, 2008 12:25 PM | Report abuse

You don't think I am smart enough to find another blog on this website
)))))
hmmmmm.......

Posted by: janet wonders if cecilia is a yankees fan | July 11, 2008 12:37 PM | Report abuse

Now the Simon and Garfunkel song "Cecilia" is running through my head.

Better than the "Gilligan's Island" theme song, at least.

Posted by: mouse | July 11, 2008 12:40 PM | Report abuse

C.

You don't think that we don't know you are trying to pull our short leg? (at least, those of us who have one?)

Posted by: to Cecilia who must be a damn yankee fan | July 11, 2008 12:40 PM | Report abuse

Last night I had a brainwave after my 12th glass of wine (pouch doubles as wine bag):
Madonna and Lance Armstrong
This will be next because Kate Hudson is just not famous enough for Lance, and Madonna needs a younger boy-toy athlete to get some much needed publicity.
Then when Madonna is done, she will hand a depleted Lance onto her brother.

Posted by: possum | July 11, 2008 12:45 PM | Report abuse

Thanks to Curmudgeon, this is the single greatest day of my life. I have officially been quoted in the Glossary!

Posted by: hr girl | July 11, 2008 12:47 PM | Report abuse

"Last night I had a brainwave after my 12th glass of wine"

This is usually when I have my epiphanies too.

Posted by: hr girl like the pinot noir | July 11, 2008 12:51 PM | Report abuse

I have had a brainwave, too (but just as a result of my natural high), about Pastafarianism. Here are my questions:

Once a member of Pastafarianism, will we have to pay lots of money to learn about the grated cheese that my be infecting our aura? Will we have to pay even more to cleanse ourselves of that sticky coating that remains after boiling? Will we open "Kiosks of Cup-o-Ramen Knowledge" at local malls? If someone decides to leave Pastafarianism, will we have them declared a declasse arugula eater?

These issues could be deal breakers.

Posted by: Curmudgeon is scratching her head and getting dandfuff all over her shoulders | July 11, 2008 1:04 PM | Report abuse

Hey, I resent the Yankees fans comments, esp. tying in MM's. Thank you.

Posted by: WDC 21113 | July 11, 2008 1:05 PM | Report abuse

MM's are usually damn yankees fan. It's a fact, get over it!

Posted by: Cecilia is still breaking my heart | July 11, 2008 1:09 PM | Report abuse

Liz, who won yesterday's Creative Captioning contest? There were some real doozies at Pammy's expense.

Posted by: Anonymous | July 11, 2008 1:22 PM | Report abuse

People, people, people.

People. (US magazine, sod off.)

People.

Let's not be busting one another's [Lance Armstrong's Deficit]s over our favourite sports teams, religion, mommyblogging, or that other extraneous non-celebrity-related stuff. I'm sure that each of us (well, you, anyway) have more than enough foibles, flaws and outright personality defects to keep us occupied well into the next millennium.

But we're here to mock celebrities, celebutantes, celebutards and the celenedion that goes on in their pathetic, empty, lonely, hopeless and financially rewarding lives.

Let's not turn that pettiness, jealousy, mockery and snark on one another: it can only breed the sort of ill will that leads to the collapse of the community we've built, and virtually ensures that none of us will ever see each other in a state of inebriation or undress, which is really what community is all about.

[burp]

I love you guys. (Even you, luvlinsey, wherever you are.)

Posted by: byoolin pours himself, hr girl and possum their thirteenth glasses of wine and carms down. | July 11, 2008 1:27 PM | Report abuse

People, people, people.

People.

Oh? I did?

Heh. Nevermind.

Posted by: byoolin gets to 14 with alacrity. | July 11, 2008 1:28 PM | Report abuse

'sob'

byoolin.

sob (again)

wow, big guy.

sob, sob, sob

I love you, too, you big palooka

Posted by: Curmudgeon feels small in Byoolin's selfless (burp) shadow | July 11, 2008 1:30 PM | Report abuse

I'm going to tell my hubby it's a Booby Kennedy Day. He'll probably back away carefully, thinking it has something to do with the Menopause.

Posted by: possum | July 11, 2008 1:47 PM | Report abuse

Friday, July 11, 12:30 p.m. ET
Mean Girls
Book, Movie, Reality TV Show

NOTE: This discussion has been canceled for today. Please consult the Live Discussions schedule for a possible makeup date.

The poast is so meen to my bff linsey's gratest fillm.

Posted by: luvlinsey | July 11, 2008 1:48 PM | Report abuse

This is the most fun comment section in the post. Everyone has already downed a couple of bottles of wine each. I wish my job allowed such things. As it is all we have are bottles of lab alcohol, which is 95% ethanol 5% methanol and not all that good for you.

Posted by: Anonymous | July 11, 2008 1:52 PM | Report abuse

Thanks, Byoolin. For the motivational talk and the [burp] wine.

Posted by: hr girl would like to request wine at methinks tiki bar | July 11, 2008 1:54 PM | Report abuse

Dude. Dude? Dude. I love you guys. Let's never fight again.

Posted by: Bawlmer promises to restrict her rabid fandom to FedEx Field, where it belongs. | July 11, 2008 1:57 PM | Report abuse

I'm getting a little verklempt.

On the other hand, I think we should probably go ahead and tap the keg.

Posted by: Groovis thinks her Island friends are like a big stick of buttah | July 11, 2008 2:02 PM | Report abuse

The LI Tiki Bar: Home of the Perfect Mojito is now open for business.
The special today:
Byoolin's Box o' Beaujolais

Posted by: methinks | July 11, 2008 2:11 PM | Report abuse

Damn, folks! I spend most of the day getting work done, then drop in here to find that half of you are stinkin' drunk, and most of the rest are just stinkin'.

I thought that stink was my job.

I've also looked in on the OP blog, and while the 'contretemps" between "Donna" and "Cecilia" (Probably the names of the right and left cerebral hemispheres of the same joker)is amusing, I think it takes a back seat to yesterday's Princess Bride parade of quotations.

Thank you, unknown, probably Latin-named, Princess Bride posters.

One other item: I arrived late at the Nationals game last night. My girlfriend, Ms. Snatchquatch, had a present for me, a tee shirt she had purchased from one of the vendors outside Nationals Park. The tee shirt shows a take-off of the logo of a certain New York baseball team, with a syringe replacing the bat. Underneath the logo that included the team name was one word:

SUCK.

I love that shirt.

Posted by: Sasquatch Le Pew | July 11, 2008 2:11 PM | Report abuse

RE: Pastafarianism, is it gluten free?

Posted by: methinks | July 11, 2008 2:13 PM | Report abuse

As it is all we have are bottles of lab alcohol, which is 95% ethanol 5% methanol and not all that good for you.

Posted by: | July 11, 2008 1:52 PM

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Anon, I could send over some of the chemists I work with and they'll show you how to distill that lab alcohol into some decent vodka.

Posted by: Dorkus M. | July 11, 2008 2:16 PM | Report abuse

methinks-
I believe that there are quinoa and rice substitutions allowed. Not quite as satisfying, but the sentiment remains the same.

(And on a gluten tangent: Did you know that celiac Catholics are generally SOL? Apparently the Body of Christ is traditionally wheat-based.)

Posted by: Mouse | July 11, 2008 2:17 PM | Report abuse

Mmmm....wheat Christ Chex, although would it kill them to put out some ranch dip.

Posted by: Dorkus, it's ok because he's Catholic | July 11, 2008 2:19 PM | Report abuse

Did you know that celiac Catholics are generally SOL? Apparently the Body of Christ is traditionally wheat-based.)

Posted by: Mouse | July 11, 2008 2:17 PM

Can alcoholic Catholics substitute grape juice for wine?

Posted by: Anonymous | July 11, 2008 2:19 PM | Report abuse

If we require gluten as a rule of Pastafarianism, we will be assured that that hack Elisabeth Hasselbeck doesn't try and convert.

Posted by: Mz Fitz | July 11, 2008 2:20 PM | Report abuse

Anon, I could send over some of the chemists I work with and they'll show you how to distill that lab alcohol into some decent vodka. - Posted by: Dorkus M. | July 11, 2008 2:16 PM

Problem is you have to get rid of the Methanol. Don't want to go blind or possibly die. I did have an Orgo professor who would take the good 100% ethanol stuff and make martinis in his office.

Posted by: That Guy previously anon | July 11, 2008 2:21 PM | Report abuse

"Mmmm....wheat Christ Chex, although would it kill them to put out some ranch dip.
Posted by: Dorkus, it's ok because he's Catholic | July 11, 2008 2:19 PM"

"Now with more Jesus Fish in every bite!"

Posted by: Bawlmer is going straight to hell. | July 11, 2008 2:22 PM | Report abuse

100% ethanol also makes decent screwdrivers. We used to liberate it from the chem lab, being careful to take only the unpolluted stuff.

Posted by: Has the statute of limitations expired yet? | July 11, 2008 2:25 PM | Report abuse

Posted by: Bawlmer is going straight to hell.
****

Don't worry, all your friends are here.

Posted by: byoolin is the punch line to that joke, "Oh, he's *HER* punishment." | July 11, 2008 2:25 PM | Report abuse

Excuse me...are you the Judean People's Front?

Posted by: to: the Pastafarians | July 11, 2008 2:40 PM | Report abuse

Splitters!

Posted by: byoolin | July 11, 2008 2:41 PM | Report abuse

F*%^ off! We're the People's Front of Judea. And this is our crack suicide squad.

Posted by: Bawlmer is not the Messiah, she's a very naughty girl! | July 11, 2008 2:55 PM | Report abuse

I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!

Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!

He is! He is the Messiah!

Now, f**k off!
[silence]

How shall we f**k off, O Lord?

Posted by: Groovis hates the Romans as much as anybody | July 11, 2008 3:01 PM | Report abuse

If you want to join the PFJ, you have to really hate the Romans.

Or perhaps the Yankees will do as a substitute for some commenters.

Posted by: From now on, Wikijen wants you all to call her Loretta | July 11, 2008 3:05 PM | Report abuse

"Madonna and Lance Armstrong" --possum

That really is a genius pairing. Talk about a couple of strong-willed, wholly me-centered people. Like two negative charges. It would be fun to watch the sparks fly before the inevitable explosion.

He's already dated rock stars, and she's already dated everyone else. Plus we'd also get to name the couple too! (Ladonna? Mance? Madonnarmstrong?)

Posted by: td also acknowledges the spice girls reference earlier as news topics. touché | July 11, 2008 3:07 PM | Report abuse

"Madonnarmstrong"

This name could create some confusion. Are we referring to the couple, or to Madonna's massive, scary arms?

Posted by: hr girl | July 11, 2008 3:09 PM | Report abuse

Madgestrong?

Posted by: Anonymous | July 11, 2008 3:11 PM | Report abuse

Madonna and Lance Armstrong
****
yes, possum, you are brilliant. i almost, but not quite, fell off my chair. it's breathtaking and you're absolutely right. what a call.

Posted by: possum must play for the red sox, she's so brilliant | July 11, 2008 3:12 PM | Report abuse

Love the Madgstrong/Armdonna prediction. Would love to see it come to pass.

Posted by: methinks tips cap to possum | July 11, 2008 3:20 PM | Report abuse

Yeah, hr girl, maybe the proper name would be Arms Strong, and that'd cover both of them.

Posted by: epony | July 11, 2008 3:21 PM | Report abuse

Wow, I got back at the right time. Byoolin has brought the community together and everybody is at the bar. Sweet!

Methinks, one of your specials please.

Posted by: petal | July 11, 2008 3:24 PM | Report abuse

Methinks, I second, Armdonna!

Posted by: hr girl will have what petal is having | July 11, 2008 3:25 PM | Report abuse

Ewww, her arms are gross.

Posted by: I want to go home! | July 11, 2008 3:25 PM | Report abuse

Madonna & Lance, you could switch their arms and never tell the difference. If Madge squited just so she could imagine she was the only one in the room.

Posted by: jes | July 11, 2008 3:27 PM | Report abuse

Oh, methinks? I'll have what they're having.

Posted by: jes | July 11, 2008 3:28 PM | Report abuse

I'm already sipping in real life, folks, so name your 'poison'...

Posted by: methinks loves having the popular job on the island | July 11, 2008 3:32 PM | Report abuse

I'll have what the man on the floor is having.

Posted by: Sasquatch | July 11, 2008 3:36 PM | Report abuse

Well, one should never trust a sober bartender. Bottoms up!

Posted by: hr girl will have her one frothy beverage in T-minus 60 minutes | July 11, 2008 3:36 PM | Report abuse

Gah! I meant frosty.

Posted by: hr girl | July 11, 2008 3:37 PM | Report abuse

Double GAH! That should read "hr girl will have her OWN FROSTY beverage..." Apparently, I have lost my typing ability in anticipation of the drinks to come.

Posted by: hr girl | July 11, 2008 3:40 PM | Report abuse

hey, hr girl, there's no SMAME in a frothy drink.

I enjoy them regularly.

Posted by: Curmudgeon will have an Irish Coffee for now | July 11, 2008 3:40 PM | Report abuse

In that case, I'll take that "frothy" beverage. Where's the Beer Man?

Posted by: td | July 11, 2008 3:41 PM | Report abuse

Carm down, fatty!

Posted by: To hr girl | July 11, 2008 3:42 PM | Report abuse

This reminds me of Ron Wood being sent to rehab when they found him drunk under a table.....we'd better keep Ron away from our Tiki bar and Keith Richards away from our coconut trees....

Posted by: Groovis gathers no moss so make mine a double.... | July 11, 2008 3:43 PM | Report abuse

It's such a Friday that I was tempted by a can of Sparks at the store at lunch.

Posted by: Not Carm | July 11, 2008 3:45 PM | Report abuse

Byoolin! go smash that 3:42 poster for being mean

Posted by: 'mudge, who will have another thankyouverymuch | July 11, 2008 3:45 PM | Report abuse

In that case, I'll take that "frothy" beverage. Where's the Beer Man?

Posted by: td | July 11, 2008 3:41 PM


I believe Groovis tapped the keg earlier.

Posted by: hr girl appreciates the love | July 11, 2008 3:49 PM | Report abuse


The poast is so meen to my bff linsey's gratest fillm.

Posted by: luvlinsey | July 11, 2008 1:48 PM

this is an imposter. i'm the real luvlinsey and i just loged on todya. whoever u r, stop pretnending to be me.

Posted by: luvlinsey | July 11, 2008 3:51 PM | Report abuse

i'm the real luvlinsey and i just loged on todya. whoever u r, stop pretnending to be me.

Posted by: luvlinsey | July 11, 2008 3:51 PM

Hard night with your bff?

Posted by: Anonymous | July 11, 2008 3:55 PM | Report abuse

To address the Pastafarian questions; you are free to do whatever you wish. There are no mandatory fees to acquire higher levels of being, but tips to the High Priestess are appreciated.

(I haven't been around much today since Fridays are a religious holiday for Pastafarians. I encourage you to check out the website.)

See you at the bar. I'll be the one dressed like a pirate. Arrrrrrrrr, and Ramen.

Posted by: RiverCityRoller | July 11, 2008 4:03 PM | Report abuse

I just checked out the OP blog for the first time. They are smutty over there:

My problem with Donna's job is that she bring smut into her house.

Yes, leave the 11 inch big veined dong in the garage like Cecila does, sheesh Donna don't you know?

Posted by: find a better place like cecila does | July 11, 2008 3:02 PM

Posted by: OP Blog post | July 11, 2008 4:04 PM | Report abuse

www.venganza.org/

Posted by: Almost forgot... | July 11, 2008 4:04 PM | Report abuse

Bartender, I'll take a frozen mudslide please.

Posted by: hermespal | July 11, 2008 4:05 PM | Report abuse

Now I am really jealous of the people who get to go have a real drink soon. I am stuck at work until late.

Posted by: That Guy | July 11, 2008 4:07 PM | Report abuse

let's see...vodka, kahlua, bailey's, ice cream...blender...frosted glass...happy customer...

Posted by: methinks is sorta fast on her feet | July 11, 2008 4:08 PM | Report abuse

Hard night with your bff?


Posted by: | July 11, 2008 3:55 PM


why r u so rude? i'm nota bothering u, so just go awaway.

Posted by: luvlinsey | July 11, 2008 4:11 PM | Report abuse

www.venganza.org/

Posted by: Almost forgot... | July 11, 2008 4:04 PM

*****************

Now I understand his noodley greatness.

Posted by: Groovis waits to be touched by his noodley appendages | July 11, 2008 4:11 PM | Report abuse

Thank you, methinks!

Posted by: hermespal | July 11, 2008 4:12 PM | Report abuse

"why r u so rude?"

This just made me have a flashback to Stephanie Tanner on Full House making that arms-crossed pouty face and saying "how rude"!

Oh, good times.

Posted by: hr girl is a product of the 80s | July 11, 2008 4:14 PM | Report abuse

okay, i admit, i had no idea.
and even tho' i'm slightly tipsy, i know this experience is for totally real. i am changed forever by the FSM.

Posted by: methinks is in awe of the fsm | July 11, 2008 4:16 PM | Report abuse

or "totally for real"
whatev.

Posted by: methinks | July 11, 2008 4:18 PM | Report abuse

Who/what is an FSM?

Posted by: hr girl | July 11, 2008 4:19 PM | Report abuse

www.venganza.org/

Posted by: Almost forgot... | July 11, 2008 4:04 PM

Wow. So bizarre, yet I kept looking.

Posted by: May have to convert | July 11, 2008 4:19 PM | Report abuse

www.venganza.org/
Learn. Know. Be.

Posted by: methinks | July 11, 2008 4:20 PM | Report abuse

Re: FSM

Nevermind.

Posted by: hr girl looked at the website | July 11, 2008 4:21 PM | Report abuse

Is HR girl related to Emily Litella??

Posted by: methinks wonders... | July 11, 2008 4:23 PM | Report abuse

I hereby nominate Heincer for passengers on our Manhattan Project.

Posted by: hermespal | July 11, 2008 4:25 PM | Report abuse

One long island ice tea please and keep them coming.

Posted by: petal, counting the minutes to happy hour | July 11, 2008 4:26 PM | Report abuse

Y'all like the sweet drinks but the customer's always right...that's my motto. Hey! Don't forget to tip your server...Daniel Craig ain't chopped liver.

Posted by: methinks mixin' & pourin' | July 11, 2008 4:38 PM | Report abuse

THIS JUST IN:

"France's first lady Carla Bruni said Friday she was "hurt" by frosty reactions to her new album . . . "

Posted by: Curmudgeon who is a regular Lois Lane today | July 11, 2008 4:42 PM | Report abuse

by the way, wasn't carla bruni pregnant?

Posted by: methinks | July 11, 2008 4:45 PM | Report abuse

Speaking of pregnancy rumors, what ever happened to Eva Longoria's M&M bump?

Posted by: Anonymous | July 11, 2008 4:46 PM | Report abuse

Methinks, it's been a long day and I am sure your margaritas are fantastic. Can I have one for each hand?

Posted by: Angela | July 11, 2008 5:31 PM | Report abuse

I am sure your margaritas are fantastic. Can I have one for each hand?

Didn't Brigitte Nielsen's plastic surgeon say the same thing to her?

Posted by: Anonymous | July 11, 2008 5:37 PM | Report abuse

Haha!
Yes, I make outstanding maggie-ritas, though I prefer Tejas-style on the rocks. Is that cool with you? Salt or no?

Posted by: methinks | July 11, 2008 5:44 PM | Report abuse

Light salt, otherwise hit me with whatever you've got. But not the kind Brigette Nielsen's surgeon was fondling, OK?


Posted by: Angela | July 11, 2008 7:04 PM | Report abuse

"The Church of Celebritology's Revival, a musical!"
http://www.telluridenews.com/entertainment/x1470902403/Celebritology-brings-the-light-And-a-musical

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Posted by: carrie | July 15, 2008 3:40 AM | Report abuse

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