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Posted at 7:45 AM ET, 07/ 1/2008

Morning Mix: No Tattoos for 'Pure' Paris

By Liz Kelly

Headlines: No tattoos for "pure" Paris Hilton, says boyfriend Benji Madden... Michael Lohan provides DNA for paternity test... Britney Spears househunting for a quieter place... Jessica Biel says her dog isn't into blogging. Somehow, I include it as a headline... Producer Mark Ronson turns down David Hasselhoff collaboration... Pam Anderson calls meat-eating Jessica Simpson naughty NSFW names.

Madonna-Rama: Guy Ritchie flies to New York -- perhaps party planning? -- as rumors swirl that Madonna is seeing Yankee Alex Rodriguez? Meanwhile, in the humble beginnings dept., Madge's childhood home burns.

Rumor Mill: Amy Winehouse parties until 4:30 a.m. after leaving hospital... Jackson family shopping reality show... Eddie Murphy ready to retire?... Jason Lee set to marry?

TV Alert: Fans of over-produced trainwrecks take note -- Wednesday evening's "Twilight Zone" double-header features guest stars Jessica Simpson and Usher. Twilight zone, indeed.

Say What?
"Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn't matter to me." -- Heidi Montag on how she weathers the rough seas of celebrity.

"I don't go to clubs, I don't party, I don't dance on tables and I don't like sex tapes." -- "Gossip Girl's" Blake Lively on how she isn't like Paris Hilton.

By Liz Kelly  | July 1, 2008; 7:45 AM ET
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Comments

If Heidi is crucified and rises from the dead, *then* I will watch the Hills. Until then, I will continue to not care who she is or what she thinks.

Posted by: RiverCityRoller | July 1, 2008 8:36 AM | Report abuse

Someone thinks of Paris Hilton as pure AND he can successfully tell her not to do something! Who'd have thunk it? I have some instructions to send him regarding other things she should not do.

Posted by: Angela | July 1, 2008 8:38 AM | Report abuse

ohmygod! A Jackson Family reality show?

Whoever thought reality shows could be given a bad name or gotten tackier.

Posted by: Curmudgeon | July 1, 2008 8:38 AM | Report abuse

Good for Paris for refusing to get tattoos. There's nothing that makes a young lady look less lady-like than a tattoo.

With the possible exception if the widespread availability on the internet of a video of you having sex.

Posted by: byoolin wonders if Blake Lively has a tattoo. | July 1, 2008 8:39 AM | Report abuse

Interesting linguistic note: Heidi could replace "persecuted" with "prostituted" and her statement would remain accurate.

Posted by: byoolin wishes to replace 'if' in his previous post with 'of.' | July 1, 2008 8:42 AM | Report abuse

Can we just get on with the Heidi persecution and be done with her?

Posted by: Anonymous | July 1, 2008 8:43 AM | Report abuse

If all those Madonna/Guy/A-Rod rumours are true, Mr. Ritchie's flying to NY can mean only one thing:

A-Rod is going to pop out of Madge's birthday cake.

Posted by: byoolin mongs another rumour. | July 1, 2008 8:44 AM | Report abuse

Soccer Dudes:
www.italylogue.com/about-italy/10-hottest-italian-footballers-according-to-jessica.html

Posted by: Anonymous | July 1, 2008 8:44 AM | Report abuse

Eddie Murphy ready to retire? I was ready for that to happen after The Adventures of Pluto Nash.

Posted by: Dorkus M. | July 1, 2008 8:45 AM | Report abuse

Speaking of Pamela Anderson, she's 41 today. Fellow Canadian Dan Aykroyd is 56, and fellow Canadian Canada is 141.

Posted by: byoolin waves the flag. | July 1, 2008 8:47 AM | Report abuse

So we can pretty much expect to see the worst acting ever on the Twilight Zone this week.

Posted by: Dorkus | July 1, 2008 8:50 AM | Report abuse

What is it with all these celebrity vegetarians getting all riles up tht other celebs eat meat? Pam Andersons comments were interesting inasmuchas they came from her, ya know? I'm sure she's worshipped a sausage or two in her time.

Posted by: Stick | July 1, 2008 8:56 AM | Report abuse

Eddie Murphy should have retired after Beverly Hills Cop 2.

Heidi, when John Lennon compared himself to Jesus, he got villified. And he was one of the BEATLES. You, sweetie are not even in the same universe as that. So you might want to hold off on comparing yourself to a deity.

Benji is so not sleeping with Paris. Otherwise, he would have found the tats she already has. Whatever drugs he is on, I want some.

Posted by: ep | July 1, 2008 9:07 AM | Report abuse

if paris is pure than i grant wishes when you rub my tummy. line up people, we're granting wishes today!
(happy canada day byoolin!)

Posted by: melissamac1 | July 1, 2008 9:08 AM | Report abuse

Liz, can you do a Futbol post/gallery?

Posted by: James from the Block | July 1, 2008 9:08 AM | Report abuse

Dear Britney, try Nebraska.

Posted by: sunnydaze says it's quite in the cornfield | July 1, 2008 9:15 AM | Report abuse

Blake Lively has stumbled upon the reason no one knows who she is.

Posted by: M Street | July 1, 2008 9:16 AM | Report abuse

actually that should be "quiet" or maybe even "quite quiet."

Posted by: sunnydaze | July 1, 2008 9:16 AM | Report abuse

More from the Heidi interview...

"Montag identifies herself as 'kind of non-denominational Baptist'"

"This August, she and Pratt are headed to Africa to 'feed children and help build things.'"

"Montag likes to think she and the Jonas Brothers are part of a new wave of positive role models. 'As a parent, I would not want my daughter looking up to someone throwing money away, on drugs or coming out of rehab.'"

Oh Heidi, I wish I knew how to quit you.

Posted by: Omaha | July 1, 2008 9:16 AM | Report abuse

Hey Liz -- on the main washpost page, there's a picture of the guys from Mad Men but the link doesn't take us to a Mad Men story!

My buddy is the 2nd guy from the left and I want to read about him!

Posted by: NC2 | July 1, 2008 9:18 AM | Report abuse

"Jessica Biel says her dog isn't into blogging."

My dogs are into blogging either. Wow, whodda thunk Jessica Biel and I would have so much in common.

Posted by: jake e. poo | July 1, 2008 9:19 AM | Report abuse

Seriously, is Heidi Montag mentally retarded?

Posted by: Anonymous | July 1, 2008 9:21 AM | Report abuse

Jessica Biel's dog would like it known that he has NOT withdrawn his name for consideration to be Katherine Heigl's replacement on Gray's Anatomy.

Posted by: M Street | July 1, 2008 9:24 AM | Report abuse

that should be "aren't into blogging"

Posted by: jake e. poo | July 1, 2008 9:25 AM | Report abuse

Omaha, those are priceless quotes. Well played. I may have to revisit my decision to shun all Hills-related media (mostly because all the people on the show make me want to put my foot through the TV).
Speaking of shunning, I wonder if the horror of "Norbit" has anything to do with Eddie Murphy's intent to retire. Ah, we can only dream.

Posted by: Bawlmer | July 1, 2008 9:25 AM | Report abuse

Imagine, if you will, a world in which a venerated and pioneering television series - a series performed by actors like Martin Landau and Ida Lupino - is 'reimagined' fifty years later and populated by the likes of Jessica Simpson and Jeremy Piven.

Imagine, if you will, Rod Serling spinning in his grave, screaming, "Jason Alexander as 'Death'? Are you f****** KIDDING ME?"

Posted by: Rod Serling asked byoolin to pass along this message from the Twilight Zone. | July 1, 2008 9:26 AM | Report abuse

"Paris Hilton has been banned from getting a tattoo by her rocker boyfriend Benji Madden, because he wants her to remain 'pure'."
Of course! Why bother with tattoos? There are so many more interesting ways to catch hepatitis.

Posted by: Bawlmer seems to be channeling Lewis Black today. | July 1, 2008 9:28 AM | Report abuse

Hey, why don't we just watch the original Twilight Zone all day Thursday?

http://www.scifi.com/schedulebot/index.php3?date=3-JUL-2008&feed_req=

Posted by: Twilight Zone Marathon | July 1, 2008 9:31 AM | Report abuse

Sorry Liz - I'm just a lousy linkmonkey.

it works.

Posted by: NC2, the dope | July 1, 2008 9:32 AM | Report abuse

The Jackson family has been pitching a reality show for years, but no one is interested unless Michael is involved. The Jacksons are broke and on the verge of being homeless since Michael no longer supports them. Janet is the only one with any income and she is also a has been.

Posted by: Cleveland Brown | July 1, 2008 9:35 AM | Report abuse

i hate michael lohan. he's really mean to my girrl dina and my BFF linsey. u guyz should hate him 2 and say maean things abot him 2.

Posted by: luvlinsey | July 1, 2008 9:37 AM | Report abuse

Though I agree about the rest of the Jacksons, I've heard about the reality show some time ago, but please explain how Janet Jackson is a has been? She is still recording and acting, in fact she was in Tyler Perry's most successful crossover movie last year, "Why Did I Get Married?" (though I hated it). I am no luvjanet, but she is anything but a "has been".

Posted by: Explain Please... | July 1, 2008 9:40 AM | Report abuse

"The Jackson family has been pitching a reality show for years, but no one is interested..." in seeing Papa Joe beat his grown-up sons.

Posted by: byoolin | July 1, 2008 9:44 AM | Report abuse

I love Michael Lohan, he is a wonderful father and husband. Dina was stupid to let him go. His children will regret not having him in their lives.

Posted by: Love Michael | July 1, 2008 9:44 AM | Report abuse

It's Canada Day! All together now: Oh Canada, our home and native land. True patriot love in all our sons command....

I seem to recall that Britney Spears' neighbors complained that she and her hordes of paparazzi were ruining what had been a quiet neighborhood. Where can she go that the paparazzi won't follow her?


Posted by: new england | July 1, 2008 9:47 AM | Report abuse

So Benji wants to keep Paris "pure"? Oh, Benji darling--that train has long left the station.

And to answer July 1, 2008 9:21 AM's question: Yes. Yes, she is.

Posted by: beaker | July 1, 2008 9:48 AM | Report abuse

It's gotta be a sign of something that Liz Kelly can write "Amy Winehouse parties until 4:30 a.m. after leaving hospital" and none of us find anything comment-worthy in the statement.

So, Liz Kelly, no more AW stories unless they include one or more of the following words or phrases:

"found dead"
"gains 40lbs in two weeks"
"decapitated"
"Shamued"
"calls [any other person] a 'f****** mess'"
or, specifically for the entertainment of James from the Block, "photographed with hot futbol player"

Posted by: byoolin | July 1, 2008 9:51 AM | Report abuse

I love Michael Lohan, he is a wonderful father and husband. Dina was stupid to let him go. His children will regret not having him in their lives.

Posted by: Love Michael | July 1, 2008 9:44 AM

whatEVER. michel is a horribl dad. he was mean to dina and doesnt cayre about linsey and ali and the other kids. dina cares about the childrn, but michel jus wants to exploit them and use them for theyr money.

Posted by: luvlinsey | July 1, 2008 9:58 AM | Report abuse

or, specifically for the entertainment of James from the Block, "photographed with hot futbol player"

Posted by: byoolin | July 1, 2008 9:51 AM


Hey I like seeing futbol players too!

Posted by: Anonymous | July 1, 2008 9:59 AM | Report abuse

Of course Dina's a good mother. What mother wouldn't pull on a pair of knee pads to help her tone deaf daughter get a recording contract.

Posted by: Love Michael | July 1, 2008 10:01 AM | Report abuse

Paris wants Benji Madden to stop pretending to be a rock star and actually become one

Posted by: Lisa1 | July 1, 2008 10:03 AM | Report abuse

Hey I like seeing futbol players too!

Posted by: | July 1, 2008 9:59 AM

*****

That's as may be, but how am I going to give you a shout-out if you don't even have a name? What if I had said "or, specifically for the entertainment of frequent poster without a name..." and some other frequent poster without a name thought I was talking about him or her?

It would be chaos, I tell you! CHAOS.

Posted by: byoolin advises frequent poster without a name to get one, pronto. | July 1, 2008 10:03 AM | Report abuse

Of course Dina's a good mother. What mother wouldn't pull on a pair of knee pads to help her tone deaf daughter get a recording contract.

Posted by: Love Michael | July 1, 2008 10:01 AM

y do u hate dina so much and say alll these lies? it hurts me so much bc dina is like a mom to mee.

Posted by: luvlinsey | July 1, 2008 10:06 AM | Report abuse

Hopefully Eddie retires before Beverly Hills Cop 4. I heard yesterday that he would be interested in doing a 4th.

Ahhhhh, Heidi, the gem of the Hills. She makes Avril (Happy Canada Day!!) seem like a genius by comparison.

Benji is on some "Alice in Wonderland" type stuff. He has to be in order to use the word pure in reference to Paris.

Congrats to Jason and Carm Down Fatty Lee's mom.

Posted by: petal | July 1, 2008 10:08 AM | Report abuse

Soccer Dudes:
www.italylogue.com/about-italy/10-hottest-italian-footballers-according-to-jessica.html

Posted by: | July 1, 2008 8:44 AM

Thank you anon. I might have a new favorite team.

And for byoolin, I paste this link so that we may all sing O' Canada properly on Dominion Day.

http://www.singforcanada.ca/anthem.html

Posted by: B'More Cat and Futbol Player Lover | July 1, 2008 10:08 AM | Report abuse

I work with the Richmond Kickers a lot. While they aren't international futball superstars, they're still easy on the eyes.

Posted by: RiverCityRoller | July 1, 2008 10:11 AM | Report abuse

Luvlindsey, you really need to start living in the real world, if you think a mother you only see on tv, have never met, have never interacted is like a mother to you. Real people who are actually involved in your life, can be like that, but people you only see in shiny pictures in magazines or on the tv should not.

Posted by: ep | July 1, 2008 10:14 AM | Report abuse

Speaking of Pamela Anderson, she's 41 today. Fellow Canadian Dan Aykroyd is 56, and fellow Canadian Canada is 141.

Posted by: byoolin waves the flag. | July 1, 2008 8:47 AM

So what exactly did Canada do to deserve Pamela Anderson for its 100th birthday present?

Benji wants Paris to remain pure? Oh sweetie, you can keep closing the barn door but that horse is already gone.

Posted by: jes can do math and snark at the same time | July 1, 2008 10:14 AM | Report abuse

Paris is as pure as the driven snow--

after 15 Mac trucks have run over it.

Posted by: DW | July 1, 2008 10:15 AM | Report abuse

Oh, luvlinsey, you crack me up.

Posted by: Love Michael | July 1, 2008 10:22 AM | Report abuse

Canada thanks all of you for your good wishes, especially RCR, B'More Cat, new england, melissamac1 and petal for their recent explicit contrafibularities.

As a sign of the good will that exists between our two great nations, especially during this, our shared national birthday week, the Prime Minister has asked that Celine Dion's 13 brothers and sisters immediately stand down from any preparations to visit America. (They will be deployed instead to Timmins, Ontario, where the locals have become restless since the news of Shania's marriage troubles became public.)

Posted by: byoolin | July 1, 2008 10:22 AM | Report abuse

Luvlindsey, you really need to start living in the real world, if you think a mother you only see on tv, have never met, have never interacted is like a mother to you. Real people who are actually involved in your life, can be like that, but people you only see in shiny pictures in magazines or on the tv should not.

Posted by: ep | July 1, 2008 10:14 AM


u dont know what u r talking about. dina is awsum and she's like a mom for me. and she's definitel real ok? so just go away and stop hayting her and linsey.

Posted by: luvlinsey | July 1, 2008 10:22 AM | Report abuse

So what exactly did Canada do to deserve Pamela Anderson for its 100th birthday present?

Well, she does seems to have had a productive, if hardly distinguished, show biz career. Presumably beats being on welfare?

Posted by: Anonymous | July 1, 2008 10:26 AM | Report abuse

Luvlindsey, you really need to start living in the real world, if you think a mother you only see on tv, have never met, have never interacted is like a mother to you.

Its luvlinsey (cant u spel), and dina is so real the voycs are awsum.

Posted by: Anonymous | July 1, 2008 10:29 AM | Report abuse

I work with the Richmond Kickers a lot. While they aren't international futball superstars, they're still easy on the eyes.

Posted by: RiverCityRoller | July 1, 2008 10:11 AM

As a Richmonder, I make a point of driving past the Kickers' Main Street office in the hopes of spotting one of them shirtless. So far, nada. But I'm keeping up the vigil.

Posted by: musicgeek | July 1, 2008 10:35 AM | Report abuse

My 40 y/o mentally challenged sister can spell better than luvlinsey, what does that say about our youth? Though I beginning to wonder is luvlinsey is real, considering no one, in their right mind (that's important to remember), would consider someone they have never met, like a mother to them. Perhaps luvlinsey and Heidi Montag are in the same class...the special class.

Posted by: Anonymous | July 1, 2008 10:36 AM | Report abuse

Proofreading is not my strong suit.

..."I'm beginning to wonder if..."

Posted by: Anonymous | July 1, 2008 10:39 AM | Report abuse

Oh musicgeek, they've relocated to the Willow Lawn area. I don't know why they haven't repainted the place on Main.

Sorry for the OT Richmond lovefest, but I don't want MG stalking the wrong part of town.

Posted by: RiverCityRoller | July 1, 2008 10:46 AM | Report abuse

A FRENCH MAGAZINE REPORTS:

En exclusivite mondiale, Closer est en mesure de vous annoncer qu'Angelina Jolie aurait accouché ce matin dans un hôpital français ! La star serait rentrée hier soir en salle de travail. Toute reproduction interdite sans la mention du site closermag.

Posted by: Curmudgeon | July 1, 2008 10:47 AM | Report abuse

It's 'vilified', not 'villified', you retard.

Posted by: yo ep | July 1, 2008 10:47 AM | Report abuse

Byoolin,

Thank you for the stand down of the Dion siblings.

Posted by: petal | July 1, 2008 10:49 AM | Report abuse

Crap, not more French.

Posted by: RiverCityRoller | July 1, 2008 10:49 AM | Report abuse

We do not insult each other here. The celebrities yes other posters, no.

Posted by: to: yo ep | July 1, 2008 10:52 AM | Report abuse

Yo EP, then what did you just do when you corrected my spelling. Besides, I was not insulting her. I was pointing out she needed help.

Posted by: ep | July 1, 2008 10:55 AM | Report abuse

The Kickers' office moved?! My world has been rocked. And my route to work has been adjusted to include the West End.

In further Italian soccer worship, I loved Materazzi's response when Zidane claimed that his Italian opponent had insulted his mother and his sister during the World Cup final. I can't find the specific quote, but it was something along the lines of, "Hey, whoa, not true! I never said anything about his mother."


Posted by: musicgeek | July 1, 2008 11:00 AM | Report abuse

speaking of hottie soccer stars, when i was a wee young lass there was a guy in my neighborhood who would play soccer shirtless and was all kinds of manly. got my 12-year-old little heart pumping. and, i am pleased to say, he was candian! (see, it all ties in so nicely.)

Posted by: melissamac1 | July 1, 2008 11:00 AM | Report abuse

Carm down, fatties.

Posted by: It needs to be said.... | July 1, 2008 11:00 AM | Report abuse

Curmudgeon, you are a true celebritologist, monitoring gossip sites in other languages to ensure that we don't miss a bit of celeb news. Let us know when Brangelina's babies arrive please.

Posted by: new england | July 1, 2008 11:05 AM | Report abuse

anon@10:36 is just starting to wonder if luvlinsey is fake? bit slow on the uptake, aren't you?

Posted by: h3 | July 1, 2008 11:09 AM | Report abuse

I don't know if I am getting old but I can't even muster the enthusiasm to snark about Heidi-ous. There is such a lack of self awareness, it just isn't even fun.

Its almost the existential question for this millenium - if an ego doesn't feel the prick does it deflate? - discuss -

I am going to go back to endlessly scanning the internet for pictures of hot italian futbol players... sigh...

Posted by: LTL | July 1, 2008 11:13 AM | Report abuse

I am Canadian. I have a veritable cornucopia of a lexicon. I am the very definition of a modern major general...

...and I'm still better than you. Bow before Byoolin!

Posted by: byoolin | July 1, 2008 11:13 AM | Report abuse

Madonna and Alex R. Mad-Rod???? Rodonna???

Posted by: LTL (seeking to find something to enspire her) | July 1, 2008 11:15 AM | Report abuse

I am going to go back to endlessly scanning the internet for pictures of hot italian futbol players... sigh...

Posted by: LTL | July 1, 2008 11:13 AM


remember to post links! esp if they look like cannavaro, beckham, or ronaldo.

Posted by: James from the Block | July 1, 2008 11:17 AM | Report abuse

"if an ego doesn't feel the prick..."

Would she still be dating Spencer?


Posted by: Dorkus M. | July 1, 2008 11:19 AM | Report abuse

i suspect there's more than one luvlinsey. one is awsum and the other is alsom.

Posted by: wats | July 1, 2008 11:22 AM | Report abuse

Not slow, h3, just didn't really care since her post were also so...well...for lack of a better word, retarded. I never believed she/he was a TTT, but as someone suggested, I also don't believe its satire. I kinda half wondered if it was someone trying to be clever, but I think who ever this person is blew their wad by claiming Dina Lohan is like a mother to them. Even my mentally challenged sister would know she's not a good mother or a good person.

Posted by: Anonymous | July 1, 2008 11:23 AM | Report abuse

anon@11:23, I hate to find myself in the position of defending luvlinsey, but I think the crazy is what makes it funny.

Posted by: h3 | July 1, 2008 11:30 AM | Report abuse

I'm a luvlinsey fan. She's "awsum."

Posted by: luvlinsey fan | July 1, 2008 11:36 AM | Report abuse

Can we get a ruling on the proper speeling of awesome, is it alsome, or awsum. Mudge is this in the Glossary?

Posted by: Dorkus | July 1, 2008 11:38 AM | Report abuse

"Rodonna." I like that, LTL.

Posted by: byoolin | July 1, 2008 11:40 AM | Report abuse

Alsome, awsum, and awesome probably should be in the glossary, but how does one define them?

Is having twins in France awsum or alsome?

Is trying to sell a reality show about the Jackson's alsome or disgusting?

Is Heidi Speidi alsome, awsum, or . . .

You see my problem.

Posted by: Curmudgeon | July 1, 2008 11:45 AM | Report abuse

The Madden said he wanted Paris to be "pure", but did he specify pure what? Maybe he meant pure unadulterated skankaliciousness. Is that too many syllables for Benji?

Something in that Montag quote really resonated with me. I'm starting a new religion, Heidiology. Please be generous when the collection plate passes your way, the temple needs new marble floors.

Posted by: epony | July 1, 2008 11:51 AM | Report abuse

It'd be great if we could find a more creative and less obnoxious way to insult each other than calling each other "retarded". Sorry, I'm probably oversensitive, the word just makes me cringe.
May I nominate "Loh-blivious"?

Posted by: Bawlmer's just saying. | July 1, 2008 12:05 PM | Report abuse

TO: Bawlmer, who's just sayin'

"Loh-blivious"? Done. It's in there (the Unabashed Glossary).

Posted by: Curmudgeon | July 1, 2008 12:09 PM | Report abuse

Madonna and Alex R. Mad-Rod???? Rodonna???

Posted by: LTL (seeking to find something to enspire her) | July 1, 2008 11:15 AM

How about EWWWW-donna?

Or ICK-Rod.

or Mad-Disgusting...

Posted by: b | July 1, 2008 12:10 PM | Report abuse

I am with Bawlmer on the use of the word "retard" unless it's used in reference to Heincer. Let's not insult each other, after all this is not OP. Let's insult celebrities. And whether we must insult each other or only celebrities, let's use a little creativity, ya bunch of monkey toed, banana eaters...

Posted by: sunnydaze says behave! | July 1, 2008 12:11 PM | Report abuse

A-Rod's wife needs to be careful - the last time her hubby got caught squiring a stripper in public, she wound up pregnant. And memo to Alex - wouldn't a nice bauble from Harry Winston have been cheaper?

Posted by: BxNY | July 1, 2008 12:14 PM | Report abuse

The correct spelling and pronunciation is "alsome"

Posted by: And I'm a copy editor, so my vote counts double | July 1, 2008 12:23 PM | Report abuse

Oh Jason Lee....your last baby mama wasn't good enough to marry but this one is?

Oh how the mighty Brodie/Banky has fallen.

**shakes head in disgust & adds another reason to the list why Mr. Lee got replaced as #2 on my "kitchen" list by Roger Clyne**

Oh well, I guess it's good he's marrying this one. That's more than a lot folks do, celeb or otherwise.

Here's to hoping he doesn't give this one a dumbass celebuspawn name like Pilot Inspektor or Moxie Crimefighter.

Posted by: Bored @ work | July 1, 2008 12:34 PM | Report abuse

"Good for Paris for refusing to get tattoos. There's nothing that makes a young lady look less lady-like than a tattoo.

With the possible exception if the widespread availability on the internet of a video of you having sex."

And widespread (ahem, no pun intended) availability on the Internet of photos of your gross herpes-ridden crotch.

Posted by: Anonymous | July 1, 2008 12:37 PM | Report abuse

Jessica Simpson and Usher? Is Macy's sponsoring the new Twilight Zone? Is this the one where she kills him with her shoe before he gets a chance to kill her with her perfume but she gets blood all over the Martha Stewart sheet sets and Donald Trump has to sell ties in order to raise her bail money?

Posted by: MoCoSnarky | July 1, 2008 12:41 PM | Report abuse

Isn't Jason Lee a scientologist? By definition, not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

Posted by: Anonymous | July 1, 2008 12:45 PM | Report abuse

b,
Mad-Disgusting
Gets my vote.

Bored,
Moxie Crimefighter, now you're toying with us. Who on earth ? Why on earth? That can't be on the child's birth paper. Not that Pilot is much better.

Sunnydaze,
Have you seen the Obit gum commercial where the cheerleaders are insulting each other? Priceless. I particularly like the use of the term "donkey door".

Posted by: petal | July 1, 2008 12:46 PM | Report abuse

Alsome
Oh wow!
Like totally freak me out
I mean, right on
the Toros sure are number one!

That cheer goes through my head every time I hear the word awesome (or alsome or awsom).

Posted by: B'More Cat and Bring It On Lover | July 1, 2008 12:49 PM | Report abuse

petal: Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette, born to Penn & Emily Jillette, June 3, 2005.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/06/04/entertainment/main699675.shtml

Posted by: byoolin | July 1, 2008 12:50 PM | Report abuse

It's true! One of the guys from Penn and Teller named his child Moxie Crimefighter. Someone out there knows if it was Penn or Teller. It was the member of the duo who speaks.

I like the Macy's sponsored Twilight Zone. Think of the product placement opportunities! Macy's also sells products by J.Lo, Hannah Montana, Britney Spears, Kimora Lee Simmons, that guy P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Sean John.

We could have some fun with this idea.

Posted by: new england | July 1, 2008 12:54 PM | Report abuse

I love it when stars get their romantic interests tattooed on themselves somewhere. It makes their break-up much more humorous.

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 1:09 PM | Report abuse

It's so sad when old washed-up stars like Pam Anderson try to grab headlines by attaching themselves to a younger, prettier one like Jessica Simpson. Perhaps Simpson feels the same way about silicone, Pammy. Anyone who increases her chest size to 50DDD has no room to call someone who enjoys hamburgers a wh*r*.

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 1:16 PM | Report abuse

Yay! We get Guy Ritchie and Britain keeps Madge. We got the better end of the deal on that one, eh?

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 1:17 PM | Report abuse

sunnydaze -- I don't think Britney should try Nebraska. Google Earth's default view is somewhere in Nebraska, and Britney is likely to inadvertently buy that exact house.

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 1:22 PM | Report abuse

Yay! We get Guy Ritchie and Britain keeps Madge. We got the better end of the deal on that one, eh?

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 1:17 PM

I thought we were trading them for Cavannavo, Beckham, and Ronaldo?

Posted by: vanni | July 1, 2008 1:23 PM | Report abuse

byoolin -- I thought the same thing about Paris on first glance. But it is not she who does not want tattoos. It is her boyfriend who is *forbidding* her.

So there's that.

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 1:24 PM | Report abuse

Angelina est en un hôpital français? Qu'est-ce que c'est? C'est un endroit où les personnes malades vont. Mais ça ne fait rien maintenant.

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 1:29 PM | Report abuse

yo ep -- we do insult luvlinsey, though. I figure that's okay since luvlinsey is a syndicate of individuals wishing to appear stupid and rile the regulars over they thought of Lindsay Lohan having sycophants.

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 1:33 PM | Report abuse

Am I the only one who is flabbergasted that someone would publicly claim to be Michael Lohan's baby-mama?

"On Friday, Kauffman, a 44-year-old massage therapist, told E! News that Lohan promised "to do for Ashley what he did for Lindsay's career, the whole thing," but then had second thoughts."

Honey, you've got the wrong parent! Dina's the one who puts on the knee pad leggings to get her girls into showbiz. Michael's the one who tried to steal Lindsay's money and rode her coat-tails to F-list celebrity.

Posted by: Questioner | July 1, 2008 1:34 PM | Report abuse

Plus, RCR admitted to posting as luvlinsey, drastically reducing my trust (though not my adulation) for RCR's posts ;-). I think byoolin posts as luvlinsey sometimes, too, as luvlinsey's spelling is just a little too poor yet careful.

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 1:38 PM | Report abuse

"...after 15 Mac trucks have run over it."

Surely far more than 15 ...

Amy Wine-o sure can withstand a lot of punishment (youth, maybe?). I don't know if it's worthwhile even keeping her on celebrity death watch anymore. Or maybe she's like Keith Richards or Strom Thurmond -- suspected to actually be dead, but still moving around.

Posted by: Californian | July 1, 2008 1:40 PM | Report abuse

Here is the hot-off-the-press explanation:

"Angelina Jolie has gone into a hospital in the south of France where she expects to give birth to twins."

Sacre Bleu! Pepe Le Pew! Mon Dieu! Peau de sois!

Posted by: Curmudgeon | July 1, 2008 1:41 PM | Report abuse

You guys are alsome Lizards. Hugs all around.
So for Twilight Zone, are they doing the episode with the psychotic talking doll? Because I think that role would fit Jessica to a T. And then Martha Stewart would come in wielding a lovely Wusthof knife.

Posted by: Bawlmer | July 1, 2008 1:41 PM | Report abuse

... It is her boyfriend who is *forbidding* her.

So there's that.

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 1:24 PM

******

Oh, yeah, *that*. Ironic - The guy with more ink on him than Charlie Brown after a day of addressing Christmas is telling his girlfriend she can't get a tattoo...


"My dad beat me because mine said 'Mother'/
but my mother naturally liked it and beat my brother/
'cause his tattoo was of a lady in the nude/
and my mom thought that was extremely rude"
"Tattoo" - The Who

Posted by: byoolin wants one that says "Wino Forever." | July 1, 2008 1:41 PM | Report abuse

Byoo:

Are all Canadians so cheeky?

Posted by: Curmudgeon | July 1, 2008 1:44 PM | Report abuse

Bonjourrrrr, ya cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys!

Posted by: Bawlmer | July 1, 2008 1:46 PM | Report abuse

Maybe Benji really just wants to make sure she doesn't get his name tatooed on her somewhere.
Oh the other hand, I once told a well tattoed man that wanted to get dragon tattoed on my chest (not that I would have really done it - needles...) and he responded, "Don't f up your titties like that." No kidding, this really happened.

Posted by: sunnydaze | July 1, 2008 1:48 PM | Report abuse

Technically, byoo is a West Virginian right now. That means when she plays hockey, she has to carry a shotgun.

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 1:49 PM | Report abuse

oops -- he. sorry byoo.

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 1:50 PM | Report abuse

Booo - I was only Luvlinsey once!
Personally, I believe luvlinsey is that girl in Montana who may or may not be Linday's 1/2 sister.

Posted by: RiverCityRoller | July 1, 2008 1:52 PM | Report abuse

$$$ - aw, I thought "she" was intentional. *I* laughed.

Posted by: h3 | July 1, 2008 1:55 PM | Report abuse

I promise on this, the second-most Holy of Canadian days, that I have never ever ever posted under the alias 'luvlinsey.'

Posted by: byoolin even pinky-swears. | July 1, 2008 1:55 PM | Report abuse

The article about Madonna and A Rod refers to them as "dating". I have an issue with the use of the term. When both parties are married to other people, isn't that called "adultery"?

Posted by: maybe I'm old fashioned, but | July 1, 2008 1:57 PM | Report abuse

Byoolin, what's the holiest Holy Canadian day? Last game of the Stanley Cup finals?

Posted by: new england | July 1, 2008 1:58 PM | Report abuse

HA! Byoolin,

But of course you never posted under 'luvlinsey'. TSK

you can fool all of the Lizards some of the time, and some of the Lizards all of the time, but if you fool me once shame on me and if you fool me twice, you can't fool me again!

Posted by: Curmudgeon | July 1, 2008 2:01 PM | Report abuse

byoolin + RCR + as-yet undiscovered others = luvlinsey

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 2:03 PM | Report abuse

The holiest Holy Canadian day:

September 28, 1972.
http://tinyurl.com/4etwa9

Posted by: byoolin | July 1, 2008 2:04 PM | Report abuse

beaker says:

"So Benji wants to keep Paris "pure"? Oh, Benji darling--that train has long left the station."

A lot of trains have been thru that station.

**********

I had heard that Britney is thinking about moving back to Louisiana, where she still owns a home. But how would that affect her custody arrangement, I wonder?

Posted by: alex | July 1, 2008 2:07 PM | Report abuse

Canada is that land that gave us "apostrophe cops." Canada is our annoying little brother who Mom makes us play with all the time. Canada is our honorary 51st state. Canada is where Americans show up for vacation with skis on the border in July. Canada wisely departed from the Motherland when it comes to driving on the left, presumably because of its proximity to Detroit. Canada is where Americans fly through when we want to go to Cuba. Canada is America's little loophole.

Happy birthday, Canada.

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 2:09 PM | Report abuse

Wouldn't "cheese eating surrender monkeys" pertain to Green Bay Packers fans?

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 2:15 PM | Report abuse

byoolin + RCR + as-yet undiscovered others = luvlinsey

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 2:03 PM

i think we discovered that methinks and jake.e.poo also posted under luvlindsey

Posted by: Anonymous | July 1, 2008 2:17 PM | Report abuse

sunnydaze -- that tattoo story is oddly chivalrous.

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 2:19 PM | Report abuse

Madonna and Alex R. Mad-Rod???? Rodonna???

Posted by: LTL (seeking to find something to enspire her) | July 1, 2008 11:15 AM

Skankee?

Posted by: Anon for this one... | July 1, 2008 2:22 PM | Report abuse

Now that I know Moxie's dad I understand the name. I still say that kid had better have a crap load of moxie and change of name request for when she gets older.

I wonder if that name is comic book inspired?

Posted by: petal | July 1, 2008 2:25 PM | Report abuse

Those "cheese eating surrender monkeys" would probably rather not be referred to as "Canadian" but "Quebecois" or even "Quebecer" is better than "Canadian."

On that note, in honor of Canada Day:

There are three guys walking together, a Newfie, a Quebecer , and a Torontian. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out, "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes."

So the Newfie says "I am a fisherman, my dad's a fisherman, and his dad was a fisherman, and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish" 'POOF' the oceans were full ( of fish that is).

The Quebecer was amazed, he said "I want a wall around the province of Quebec, so nothing will get in." 'POOF' there was a wall around Quebec.

The guy from Toronto says "Tell me more about this wall."

The genie says "Well its about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out."

So the Torontian says "Fill it up with water."

Posted by: Bored @ work | July 1, 2008 2:26 PM | Report abuse

September 28, 1972 was an auspicious day indeed. Canada defeats Russia in La Serie du Siecle

AND

the insouciant Gwyneth Paltrow was born!

Posted by: Anonymous | July 1, 2008 2:26 PM | Report abuse

Madonna and Alex R. Mad-Rod???? Rodonna???

Posted by: LTL (seeking to find something to enspire her) | July 1, 2008 11:15 AM


I wonder who wears the knee-padded leggings - arod or madge?

Posted by: rolando, tx | July 1, 2008 2:34 PM | Report abuse

Wait... Canada *isn't* part of the U.S.?

Posted by: epony | July 1, 2008 2:37 PM | Report abuse

hey, hey, hey, I have never posted under luvlinsey. I will, however, admit to having posted under other luv(name her)tags, but never luvlinsey. I do have my integrity, thank you very much.

Posted by: jake e. poo | July 1, 2008 2:40 PM | Report abuse

Since this is the only place I can anonymously reveal this - I have become an all-out Miley Cyrus fan. I love her music, I love the show.

Thanks for letting me get this off my manly chest.

Posted by: Shakes, VA | July 1, 2008 2:50 PM | Report abuse

I think this discussion
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/sleuth/2008/07/christian_sites_ban_on_g_word.html
would be much better if there were posts about Clay Aiken, don't you?

Posted by: hey | July 1, 2008 2:52 PM | Report abuse

Wouldn't cheese eating surrender monkeys more aptly describe les Francois (sorry no frenchy accent on my keyboard)...

I'm jes sayin'...

As my friends always liked to say, canada, the only country successfully invade the US and burn our capital to the ground...

Posted by: LTL | July 1, 2008 2:53 PM | Report abuse

Happy centennial, "SOS" (and I don't mean the steel wool pads)!

...In the past century, "SOS" has become a firm part of popular culture used in everything from DIY programme titles to Abba hits. But it began life in a far more serious setting after being adopted by the international community on July 1, 1908, as the globally recognised distress signal for ships at sea.

At that time voices could not yet be carried across the airwaves and sailors needed a standard means of saying, in Morse code, that they were in trouble.

Until then, the most commonly used distress call was the "CQD" signal, which was open to misinterpretation. After much deliberation, SOS was chosen to replace it because the signal - three dots, three dashes and three more dots - is such a clear message to send in Morse code.

There was some early success for the new system a year later when the Cunard liner the SS Slavonia was stricken off the Azores. She sent out an SOS and not a single life was lost...

From http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article4244924.ece

Posted by: Nosy Parker | July 1, 2008 2:55 PM | Report abuse

As my friends always liked to say, canada, the only country successfully invade the US and burn our capital to the ground...

Posted by: LTL | July 1, 2008 2:53 PM

********

Well, not entirely successfully, as it turns out: you &@$^#@$#s are still here, aren't you?

Posted by: byoolin means that in the nicest possible way. | July 1, 2008 2:58 PM | Report abuse

Yo byoolin, carm down, eh?

Posted by: sunnydaze | July 1, 2008 3:01 PM | Report abuse

Umm it was the British who burned the capital. Canada wasn't its own country then but still a colony. There may have been people who lived in Canada involved in said burning, but they were British citizens, not Canadian citizens. Sorry, guys. But, you don't get to take credit for burning other people's capital until you are your own country.

Posted by: ep | July 1, 2008 3:02 PM | Report abuse

so no pix of anyone good today?

Posted by: James from the Block | July 1, 2008 3:04 PM | Report abuse

Perhaps Brit-Brit can move to Canada.

That way, "we" wouldn't have to think about her anymore, "we" might also get rid of K-Fed (as a package deal sweetened with promises of beer), its quiet, and she can enjoy menages a trois avec les bears po-lar and les Eskimos.

Posted by: Curmudgeon | July 1, 2008 3:06 PM | Report abuse

i'm just going 2 ingrore all the mean commments made about me 2day. but i thynk we should suggest that A. Rod should hooke up with Dina. Theid be another cool cuple.

My top choyces for Dina:
Clooney
Beckham
A.Rod

Posted by: luvlinsey | July 1, 2008 3:07 PM | Report abuse

sorry

it's not its

Posted by: Anonymous | July 1, 2008 3:07 PM | Report abuse

Clooney, Beckham & A.Rod wouldn't want Dina. Heck, Dina makes even Posh seem respectable.

Posted by: Anonymous | July 1, 2008 3:12 PM | Report abuse

u all ppl r mean but ill ignore that if u watch living lohan on e! i wish dina wuz my mom. shes tha bestest. i am nit byoolin

Posted by: byooluvlinsey | July 1, 2008 3:15 PM | Report abuse

Happy Birthday Canada! May your beer remain frigid, your polar bears stay well-fed, and your poutine always be smothered with gravy.
/salute!

Posted by: Bawlmer | July 1, 2008 3:19 PM | Report abuse

Clooney, Beckham & A.Rod wouldn't want Dina. Heck, Dina makes even Posh seem respectable.


Posted by: | July 1, 2008 3:12 PM

whatEVER. any of the trhree of them would be lucky to get with Dina. She's beutiful. And byoolin would be lucky too if he could be weith Dina.

Posted by: luvlinsey | July 1, 2008 3:22 PM | Report abuse

That could depend on your definition of lucky.

Posted by: Anonymous | July 1, 2008 3:26 PM | Report abuse

Couldn't resist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7xtyeI7Erw

I know I will suffer the wrath of the luvlinsey, but this is too funny.

Posted by: jake e. poo | July 1, 2008 3:37 PM | Report abuse

Well Byool - my bfriend (a norwegian biker not an italian futbol-er, but I aint complainin' - he is of said fame as my earlier anon post - i was not yet resigned to my LTL nom de plume - about having a man who shaved his chest and legs and was most assuredly not 'boy like - ok I've even lost myself on this post, wherewasi???) oh yes... my bfriend is from Minnesota and occasionally says 'sooory' like our fine (insert non-censured 5 leafed green natural tobacco like substance) smoking friends to the north... and it makes my heart beat a little faster...

To sum - cute little canadian like accents are delish, I guess we'll keep ya as our 51st state...

Posted by: LTL confesses | July 1, 2008 3:40 PM | Report abuse

sorry....

Posted by: LTL promises to step away from the caffeine | July 1, 2008 3:48 PM | Report abuse

Hmmm. Unless I missed it, I don't remember anyone accusing jake e. poo of signing in as luvlinsey. I think you just gave yourself away, jake. Or are you RCR too?

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 3:50 PM | Report abuse

As far as Rodonna goes, the relationship probably won't last the time we bicker about the nickname.

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 3:51 PM | Report abuse

Okay, jake e. poo. I see the scurrilous allegation now. You're off the hook. For now.

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 3:52 PM | Report abuse

perhaps £££ is luvlinsey?
sasquatch maybe?
LTL?
Alex?

Posted by: so... | July 1, 2008 3:57 PM | Report abuse

So why do folks post under different names? I mean I have created these certain visions of all of you in my head and it would be world altering to find out that Byoolin is actually a 17 year old surfer chick in San Jose California or Petal is conversing with us from Cell Block D in Sing Sing (is that still open), its like finding out that Aunt Edna is really Uncle Joseph ...but no one talks about that... and all of a sudden Thanksgiving is no longer the same...

Full disclosure I've had one or two anon posts but thats only because I was not yet ready to 'own' LTL... I posted the first moment of silence request for that filly that died at the derby...

Posted by: LTL asks a question and waits nervously for the fall out | July 1, 2008 3:57 PM | Report abuse

whatEVER. any of the trhree of them would be lucky to get with Dina. She's beutiful. And byoolin would be lucky too if he could be weith Dina.

Posted by: luvlinsey | July 1, 2008 3:22 PM


Yes, byoolin, Clooney, Beckham & A.Rod would all LOVE to be with Dina. Especially if she was wearing her knee padded leggings.

Posted by: Ojaime | July 1, 2008 4:00 PM | Report abuse

I could never be luvlinsey. I am allergic to misspelling when I type -- I have sort of an OCD conniption fit. If I post before I realize I misspelled, I am up all night.

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 4:01 PM | Report abuse

My initials are LL, though. LLL, in fact. Lindsay's name shortens to LiLo, while mine shortens to LoLa. Couldn't be more different.

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 4:02 PM | Report abuse

Okay, bored, I have to say ... it's Torontonian, and Quebecois.

Carry on.

Posted by: Californian, who lived in Canada | July 1, 2008 4:05 PM | Report abuse

I think I posted as BBFL (for Boynton Beach, FL) when I first started posting, maybe for a day or two. Then I posted as LLL until byoolin told me how to get the British Sterling symbol. I post to Weingarten's chat as BBFL or DBFL (for Delray Beach), though. What can I say? I'm on the border of Delray and Boynton.

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 4:06 PM | Report abuse

to LTL - most of the regs stick with their usual handles, but I can see choosing a "fake" name if you were posting something kind of out of character (see my earlier post about the tattoo story, for example). Or maybe if you are going to say something that might generate backlash, you might not want your regular name on that. Or maybe if you are doing something to stir the pot - such as posting as luvlinsey - which, for the record I believe is several of the regular poster, but not byoolin. Also for the record I am not luvlinsey.

Posted by: sunnydaze has opinions and not a lot to do... | July 1, 2008 4:06 PM | Report abuse

Speaking of all those beaches in FL, I wonder whatever happened to niceFLguy. Maybe he just became someone else?

Posted by: sunnydaze | July 1, 2008 4:08 PM | Report abuse

Maybe he became luvlinsey. He has been suspiciously absent. Perhaps he is simply no longer nice.

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 4:11 PM | Report abuse

Ok, £££, perhaps I doth (or should it be dith?) protest too much, but I am not a luvlinsey fan and was offended that someone would think I was her/him. I forgive you, for now.

Posted by: jake e. poo | July 1, 2008 4:13 PM | Report abuse

Never posted as our poseur TTT friend...

Thanks for the explanation, I just couldn't imagine keeping all sorts of different persona straight in my head. Also - I could never date more than one guy at a time...

Posted by: LTL states for the record... | July 1, 2008 4:18 PM | Report abuse

Okay, who wrote this??

Northern Virginia, Virginia: Don't people want to listen to recording artists who can actually sing? Apparently not. Otherwise, more consumers would have purchased Clay Aiken's latest album, On My Way Here, which really showcases his voice with songs that are beautifully arranged and full of melody, qualities that seem to have disappeared on today's music scene. Groban and Buble, neither of which can match Aiken's strength vocally, have become fixtures on Adult Contemporary radio. Why not Aiken? You don't have to approve of his personal life -- whatever it is. The Voice should be enough to get him the respect he deserves and has earned.

J. Freedom du Lac: Maybe they just find the material boring. Having a fine voice is one thing; actually doing something interesting with it is another.

Posted by: WDC 21113 | July 1, 2008 4:20 PM | Report abuse

LTL, if you think "it would be world altering to find out that byoolin is actually a 17 year old surfer chick," imagine how I'd feel suddenly seeing myself in a bikini.

Posted by: byoolin imagines he'd feel a little (or a lot) queasy. | July 1, 2008 4:25 PM | Report abuse

i'm luvlinsey.
bwahahahahahahaha (evil laugh).

Posted by: niceFLguy | July 1, 2008 4:25 PM | Report abuse

iPods are wasted on people like Northern Virginia, Virginia.

Posted by: jake e. poo | July 1, 2008 4:28 PM | Report abuse

Does anyone know what it was on Russel Means' jacket that was getting talked about in Gene's chat?

Posted by: hermespal | July 1, 2008 4:33 PM | Report abuse

Does anyone know what it was on Russel Means' jacket that was getting talked about in Gene's chat?

Posted by: hermespal | July 1, 2008 4:33 PM

Ooo, I was wondering, too. My mag's at home...

Posted by: WDC 21113 | July 1, 2008 4:36 PM | Report abuse

I forgot to pick up the paper this Sunday! Argh. Someone tell me what I'm missing.

Posted by: h3 | July 1, 2008 4:41 PM | Report abuse

I still have the mag at home, too, but probably won't remember to look. I tried to read the article but got distracted by the pictures of young Russell Means. The article, did it have words?

Posted by: epony | July 1, 2008 4:42 PM | Report abuse

i've never posted as anyone else but i am thinking of shortening my name just cause it's a pain to type it all out, buy m&m is a candy and i don't want people munching on my limbs.

Posted by: melissamac1 | July 1, 2008 4:46 PM | Report abuse

Hey LTL,

Can we change that to Petal on a beach sipping a long island or a beer? That's really where I would love to be at the moment. Although it feels like cell block D.

Posted by: petal | July 1, 2008 4:52 PM | Report abuse

His jacket says "FARTS" in embroidered red print. The way the jacket is folded makes is look like a word was cut off, but all you see is "FARTS."

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 4:54 PM | Report abuse

melissamac1 -- how about MM1?

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 4:55 PM | Report abuse

Petal - what ever you want... In my world you are officially sipping a strange frothy drink with a mini umbrella while being fanned by a cabana boy named Rrrrraoullll (always said with a tiger like purr)...

Byoolin by your side in a white crochet thong...

Posted by: LTL | July 1, 2008 4:56 PM | Report abuse

I like melissamac1. I think if I knew you in RL I would probably call you that too. It has a nice ring.

Posted by: sunnydaze | July 1, 2008 4:57 PM | Report abuse

Ok, I for one was hoping for something a lot more obscene than "farts."

Posted by: h3 | July 1, 2008 4:57 PM | Report abuse

Yo...DC 101 -- Canada Day music hour from 5:00 to 6:00...

www.dc101.com

Posted by: Happy Canada Day! | July 1, 2008 4:57 PM | Report abuse

h3 -- sorry. Just "farts."

Posted by: £££ | July 1, 2008 5:10 PM | Report abuse

Cool, you think they'll play some Loverboy?

Posted by: Anonymous | July 1, 2008 5:11 PM | Report abuse

Sheesh. I looked away for awhile and the Will Smith blog kinda exploded into a vat of total insanity. I think I'm staying over here in the Morning Mix side where it's relatively calm and sane.

Posted by: alex | July 1, 2008 5:14 PM | Report abuse

Sweet, I get Rrrrraoullll (always said with a tiger like purr), a frothy drink and Byoolin (solely for the humor).

Posted by: petal | July 1, 2008 5:15 PM | Report abuse

iPods are wasted on people like Northern Virginia, Virginia.

Posted by: jake e. poo | July 1, 2008 4:28 PM
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Ears are wasted on people like Northern Virginia.

Posted by: jes | July 1, 2008 5:16 PM | Report abuse

Happy Canada Day. For the foodies, two Canadian food blog celebrating the event (and there are other links):

http://www.creampuffsinvenice.ca/

http://helene-lacuisine.blogspot.com/

Sadly, as a sign of the coming apocalypse, Starbucks is getting ready to close 300 stores.

Posted by: alex has food porn today | July 1, 2008 6:24 PM | Report abuse

Sadly, as a sign of the coming apocalypse, Starbucks is getting ready to close 300 stores.


Posted by: alex has food porn today | July 1, 2008 6:24 PM

I read 600...

Posted by: WDC 21113 | July 1, 2008 7:10 PM | Report abuse

Thanks. You're right. I was so shaken by the news that I mistyped the number.

Posted by: alex is once again shamed by ineptitude | July 1, 2008 7:12 PM | Report abuse

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Posted by: alice | July 2, 2008 5:13 AM | Report abuse

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