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Posted at 7:50 AM ET, 09/22/2008

Morning Mix: George Michael Arrested for Drug Possession

By Liz Kelly
Monday

Headlines: Travis Barker and DJ AM expected to make full recovery after surviving plane crash... Tina Fey loses her purse at the Emmys | 'Mad Men' wins big | Full Coverage... Christina Applegate makes first appearance since breast cancer treatment... Lindsay Lohan to guest judge on 'Project Runway'... P. Diddy snapped stepping in dog doody on New York sidewalk... Jude Law to play Watson in "Sherlock Holmes" reboot... Heather Mills donates $1 million in vegan food to Bronx neighborhoods... Natalie Cole hospitalized with hepatitis C... Mark Wahlberg and fiancee welcome third child... Mel Gibson buys Tea Leoni and David Duchovny's Malibu house.

Crime Watch: George Michael again arrested for drug possession.

Rumor Mill: Is Miley Cyrus trying to get fired from "Hannah Montana?"... Scarlett Johansson rebuffs doorman's photo request... Dane Cook evicted from apartment for failing to clean up after dog... Amy Winehouse's new album in danger of being scrapped.

Just Because: 'SNL' pokes fun at Penny Marshall...

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2008 Lizzies

Get your entries in now for the first ever Celebritology Honors Fan Art Competition. The deadline for submissions is Thursday, Sept. 25.

By Liz Kelly  | September 22, 2008; 7:50 AM ET
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Comments

Scarlett Johannson is not the Statue of Liberty; the SoL knows enough to just keep her mouth shut, stand there and let people take pictures because if that don't happen she don't exist.

Posted by: Stick | September 22, 2008 8:21 AM | Report abuse

According to the NYPost, an unnamed witness said that seeing Diddy stepping in feces was "hysterical." Meanwhile, Dane Cook and his dog are looking for a new place to live.

Coincidence?

Posted by: Don't feed byoolin DaneCook and tell him it's celinedion. | September 22, 2008 8:29 AM | Report abuse

One can just picture Mel Gibson walking through the rooms in his new house, thinking, "They did it here... and here... and here..."

Posted by: byoolin | September 22, 2008 8:31 AM | Report abuse

$1Million dollars worth of Vegan food? That's a lot of tofu!

Posted by: hodie says "where's the Beef?" | September 22, 2008 8:39 AM | Report abuse

P.Diddy asks that the "Poop Daddy" photos not be published. .....Yeah right.
Yes, byoolin, I too subscribe to the theory that this crime can be linked to none other than Dane Cook's pooch who is known to mark territory on both coasts.

Posted by: hodie | September 22, 2008 8:46 AM | Report abuse

George Michael's reason, "Ryan O'Neal asked me to hold this for him a few days. Honestly, officer, I did not know what was in the bag!"

And Mel Gibson is obviously looking for Mulder's famous stash of porn.

Posted by: Elias Howe | September 22, 2008 8:48 AM | Report abuse

Oh, and P Diddy, did you get the DNA of that dog?

Posted by: Elias Howe | September 22, 2008 8:51 AM | Report abuse

One can just picture Mel Gibson walking through the rooms in his new house, thinking, "They did it here... and here... and here..."

Posted by: byoolin | September 22, 2008 8:31 AM

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Only I'm guessing that Duchovney marked his territory in far more places the Tea did. Do NOT install any blacklights in that house.

Posted by: yellojkt | September 22, 2008 8:53 AM | Report abuse

I saw that SNL skit. Horrid, as were the other few that I saw. Listen, folks, I'm easy enough to amuse and I personally liked the Tina Fey years, but DAMN.

Poor George Michael. Here's a guy that has really, really lost his way. If you've never heard his album "Older" (and I can safely assume most of you haven't), you probably can't understand the profound sadness that he not only endured but committed to recording, and it's clear to me that he turned to self-destructive behaviour as a coping mechanism. I hope he finds the help he needs.

Posted by: 23112 | September 22, 2008 9:05 AM | Report abuse

I no longer understand the concept of "fiancee."

No longer - date - get engaged - get married - have children.

Now, apparently, Mark Wahlberg and others use the term "fiancee" to avoid the "baby momma" stigma.

It's not working.

Posted by: Amelia | September 22, 2008 9:09 AM | Report abuse

Just hope that Mel doesn't get Fox's old phone number also...

"Hi, lover, this is Honey. I haven't heard from you in so long. Because I just want and need to hear your voice now, you have special rates of just $2.99 a minute...

Posted by: Anonymous | September 22, 2008 9:13 AM | Report abuse

It's that HollywoodBizarroWorld use of the language. A fiancee is a person you intend to never marry.

Posted by: yellojkt | September 22, 2008 9:14 AM | Report abuse

George Michael arrested for drug posession. So, where's the news?

He does seem to have some sense of black humor about it. He apologized to his fans and apologized to the rest of the world for boring us.

Posted by: EricS | September 22, 2008 9:23 AM | Report abuse

I think it is rather appropriate that Dane Cook is being evicted for not cleaning up after his dog's danecook.

Posted by: jake e. poo | September 22, 2008 9:29 AM | Report abuse

I no longer understand the concept of "fiancee."

No longer - date - get engaged - get married - have children.

Now, apparently, Mark Wahlberg and others use the term "fiancee" to avoid the "baby momma" stigma.

It's not working.

Posted by: Amelia | September 22, 2008 9:09 AM


Mom??

Posted by: WDC | September 22, 2008 9:29 AM | Report abuse

So Dane Cook's doggy left Dane Cook all over the place.

Apparently, Heather Mills figured out that people check her charitable giving here. She realized she has to put her money where her mouth is. With that mouth, it's gonna take more than $1 million. Of course, this is all a ploy to get more out of Sir Paul --- "Seee, how much I giiiiiive to chaaaaariity? I need more moneeeeyyyyyyyyy."

Posted by: ep | September 22, 2008 9:31 AM | Report abuse

That snap shot of George Michael was horrible! He looks like a cross between Billy Joel and George Clooney (and not in a good way). Wasn't his last big arrest also in a public bathroom? Cry for help maybe? Monkey's on his back again.

Posted by: hodie | September 22, 2008 9:31 AM | Report abuse

Lindsay Lohan on Project Runway? She'll be the guest judge on the "Rehab Challenge." Or maybe the "Lock-up Challenge" when all the designers have to make outfits with stripes.

Posted by: Groovis | September 22, 2008 9:35 AM | Report abuse

HAHAHA! Dane Cook evicted for danecook. Of all the crazy celinedion...

Way to go Mad Men!

Posted by: methinks | September 22, 2008 9:39 AM | Report abuse

$1Million dollars worth of Vegan food? That's a lot of tofu!

Posted by: hodie says "where's the Beef?" | September 22, 2008 8:39 AM

Hodie, that's what the kids are saying, too!

I know Ms. Mills is trying to help, but really, how healthy is a soy chicken patty? I'm betting it has a lot of sodium, and you'd have to drown it in (fatty, sugary) condiments to get a kid to eat it. At the end of the day, it's still fake food. Couldn't she have donated $1M of organic fresh produce and hormone-free low-fat milk? That's healthy food that actually tastes good!

Posted by: BxNY | September 22, 2008 9:46 AM | Report abuse

George Michael's fans? Would that be 2 or 2?

Posted by: Anonymous | September 22, 2008 9:52 AM | Report abuse

George Michael was in "a different corner" of the restroom instead of "outside" where he should've been. No wonder something was "too funky" for the restroom attentant.

Somewhere in England, Andrew Ridgely is saying, "Well, he took away all my fame, but you don't see me in a public loo smoking pot in my mid-40s."

And, 23112, while I've heard parts of George Michael's "Older" album (and thought it was OK), I only hope that now he will follow it up with "Wiser."

I am steeling myself to not look at any of the tabloid headlines because I'm still laughing from when the NYPost covered GM's L.A. restroom arrest with "Zip Me Up Before You Go-Go."

Posted by: td | September 22, 2008 9:54 AM | Report abuse

random Emmy observations: Christina Applegate looked gorgeous and classy.

Nicolette Sheridan: in future please have your agents warn cameramen NO CLOSEUPS. Attractive from a distance, up close looks like Bride of Frankenstein.

Why was Eva Longoria Parker dressed as a Christmas tree ornament?

Posted by: just me | September 22, 2008 9:58 AM | Report abuse

Sure DaneCook, blame the dog.

Posted by: M Street | September 22, 2008 10:07 AM | Report abuse

Why was Eva Longoria Parker dressed as a Christmas tree ornament?

Posted by: just me | September 22, 2008 9:58 AM

To go with Marcia Cross who was dressed as the Sugar Plum Fairy.

Posted by: hodie | September 22, 2008 10:13 AM | Report abuse

Emmy folks:

Please, please. No more gaga "stars" like Rickles as presenters! Please!

Posted by: Tee hee | September 22, 2008 10:17 AM | Report abuse

Oh I'm so bored today. I think I'll get in my Range Rover and donate some food that strictly adheres to my diet mantra to all the people in that bad neighborhood I wouldn't ordinarily be caught dead in.

Posted by: possum | September 22, 2008 10:20 AM | Report abuse

I'll bet the people in that Bronx neighborhood are just thrilled with all that vegan food.

Heather Mills is always so appropriate.

(NB: this is NOT a snark against vegan food)

Posted by: Curmudgeon hopes they have lots of rabbits in The Bronx | September 22, 2008 10:36 AM | Report abuse

Oooh. The Puff Doody story is just too easy.

But let's give big ups to Christina Applegate for being brave and gorgeous and out there livin' her life! You go, girl.

Posted by: jaybbub | September 22, 2008 10:52 AM | Report abuse

I will say that Ms. Mills was correct in decrying the unavailability of fresh, healthy food in the South Bronx: it's home to the largest wholesale fresh food market in the country, but just try to find fresh produce for sale in the retail shops. And even if you do find produce, it's probably beat up to the point of being unappetizing/half rotten, and expensive to boot. At least that's the case in *my* Bronx neighborhood (for the record, not the nabe where Heather made her donation). A pound of desperately bruised apples should *not* cost more than a Happy Meal.

Posted by: BxNY | September 22, 2008 11:02 AM | Report abuse

I'd like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I'll tell more,those clones(it's not only one)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it's in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,N. Bavaria,Mr.Helmut Kohl home town.You can't even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning.H.Kohl staff 100% controlling their clones spreading around the world,some of them're NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family didn't authorize any activity with stolen biomaterials,no matter what form it was created in,it's all need to be back to original family control in Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.I'm sure that controlling any clones activity is US military operation.Original Scarlett isn't engage,by the way

Posted by: Serge | September 22, 2008 11:04 AM | Report abuse

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Posted by: Anonymous | September 22, 2008 11:07 AM | Report abuse

try using the space bar on your keyboard.

Posted by: to Serge | September 22, 2008 11:07 AM | Report abuse

Serge

"I'll tell more,those clones(it's not only one)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,"

Germany is the world leader manufacturer of human clones? Wow! There's a shocker! Does Woody Allen know this?

Posted by: Tee hee | September 22, 2008 11:15 AM | Report abuse

Whoa, a celebritology conspiracy theory? that is too cool! :)

Serge, how may clones of ScarJo are there? Imagine, she could be at every starbuck and target opening in the world if only there are enough of her.

Posted by: squirrel poop | September 22, 2008 11:16 AM | Report abuse

Don't mean to harsh on someone's good deeds, but doesn't Heather Mills' donation (stunt) reek of paternalistic advocacy/giving? Seems she's coming down from on high to tell the poor people of the Bronx that she'll give them food as long as it's the food that she thinks is good for them. Did she check with any (lately maligned) community organizers to see how this food would be received and whether it would do any good? If she wants to advocate a vegan lifestyle to Bronx residents, why not invest the $1 million in educational and outreach programs?

Posted by: Nick | September 22, 2008 11:19 AM | Report abuse

Amelia - I thought the blurb said that Mark had a baby with his "financee" at first... must be some hangover from the stockmarket meltdown last week.

Posted by: bflogirl | September 22, 2008 11:20 AM | Report abuse

Serge:

The Boys From Brazil called, they want their conspiracy theory back.

Posted by: Nick | September 22, 2008 11:33 AM | Report abuse

Serge:

The Boys From Brazil called, they want their conspiracy theory back.

Posted by: Nick | September 22, 2008 11:33 AM | Report abuse

Now, apparently, Mark Wahlberg and others use the term "fiancee" to avoid the "baby momma" stigma.

It's not working.

Posted by: Amelia | September 22, 2008 9:09 AM


Shouldn't you include the fathers in your stigma against being an unmarried parent? It does take two to tango....

Let's check the sexism please

Posted by: CBC | September 22, 2008 11:33 AM | Report abuse

Now, apparently, Mark Wahlberg and others use the term "fiancee" to avoid the "baby momma" stigma.

It's not working.

Posted by: Amelia | September 22, 2008 9:09 AM


Shouldn't you include the fathers in your stigma against being an unmarried parent? It does take two to tango....

Let's check the sexism please

Posted by: CBC | September 22, 2008 11:33 AM | Report abuse

Now, apparently, Mark Wahlberg and others use the term "fiancee" to avoid the "baby momma" stigma.

It's not working.

Posted by: Amelia | September 22, 2008 9:09 AM


Shouldn't you include the fathers in your stigma against being an unmarried parent? It does take two to tango....

Let's check the sexism please

Posted by: CBC | September 22, 2008 11:36 AM | Report abuse

CBC - I'm with you! He's also trying to avoid the "baby daddy" stigma.

Come on - THREE babies later, he still has a "fiancee." No he doesn't. Or if he does, then "fiancee" no longer means "person whom I have promised to marry."

It now means "person with whom I am living and having children, but not marrying."

Posted by: Amelia | September 22, 2008 11:41 AM | Report abuse

You know, I'm actually ok with the idea of a cloning factory churning out lots of Scarlet Johanssons. Where do I place my order for one?

Posted by: Dorkus | September 22, 2008 11:41 AM | Report abuse

When news in celebritology gets self-referential, the blog has truly arrived! Dane Cook's dog's danecook getting him evicted... priceless!

Posted by: hermespal | September 22, 2008 11:58 AM | Report abuse

I can just see Heather Mills now, driving slowly down the street with her SUV hatch open and her daughter handing out food bags like it's a paper route.

Why does this remind of the time when Frank Gifford was doling out $100 bills to the sweatshop workers not being paid to create Kathie Lee's clothing?

And Amelia: Word re: fiance/baby daddy/baby mama. Propriety? What's that?

Posted by: td | September 22, 2008 11:58 AM | Report abuse

When news in celebritology gets self-referential, the blog has truly arrived! Dane Cook's dog's danecook getting him evicted... priceless!

Posted by: hermespal | September 22, 2008 11:58 AM | Report abuse

It now means "person with whom I am living and having children, but not marrying."

Posted by: Amelia | September 22, 2008 11:41 AM


Why so judgemental? They are living as a family. Isn't that a good thing?

Posted by: Larry | September 22, 2008 11:58 AM | Report abuse

Apparently Celebritology speak has spread more rapidly then anyone in the comments section of this blog or Lizard Island could have imagined. Dane Cook's landlord was so used to Lizard speak that when he heard Dane Cook was in his apartment he immediately evicted the renter thinking that someone had left a large pile of feces in the apartment.

And can anyone else imagine what the reaction of someone from the Bronx who would be given some of Heather Mill's soy burgers would be? "What the @#$% is this? You call this food?" At least donate the money and allow whichever charity you chose to buy food that will actually be eaten. Next month's headline: "Bronx Warehouse Emitting Foul Stench causing mass evacuations: Unused Veggie Burgers to Blame."

Posted by: That Guy | September 22, 2008 11:58 AM | Report abuse

Serge:

The Boys From Brazil called, they want their conspiracy theory back.

Posted by: Nick | September 22, 2008 11:33 AM

Nooo, it was the Boys in the Band who just called Serge. An honest mistake....

Posted by: Tee hee | September 22, 2008 11:58 AM | Report abuse

I love this conspiracy theory. Who else has been cloned? I mean it makes sense to start with ScarJo considering the male obsession with her (Exhibit A: Dorkus, Exhibit B: Producer Paul).

But, you know, maybe John Mayer is cloned. He's not really a John Mayer, each clone is only with one woman. It's just that we don't know they are clones, so he looks like a John Mayer.

Posted by: ep | September 22, 2008 11:58 AM | Report abuse

I love this conspiracy theory. Who else has been cloned? I mean it makes sense to start with ScarJo considering the male obsession with her (Exhibit A: Dorkus, Exhibit B: Producer Paul).

But, you know, maybe John Mayer is cloned. He's not really a John Mayer, each clone is only with one woman. It's just that we don't know they are clones, so he looks like a John Mayer.

Posted by: ep | September 22, 2008 11:58 AM | Report abuse

Now, apparently, Mark Wahlberg and others use the term "fiancee" to avoid the "baby momma" stigma.

It's not working.

Posted by: Amelia | September 22, 2008 9:09 AM


Shouldn't you include the fathers in your stigma against being an unmarried parent? It does take two to tango....

Let's check the sexism please

Posted by: CBC | September 22, 2008 12:01 PM | Report abuse

whooo... sorry about that triple post. Not sure if the bubble is on my end.

Posted by: CBC | September 22, 2008 12:01 PM | Report abuse

About the Dane Cook comment, I overlooked the "..." and thought he was evicted to not cleaning up after Amy Winehouse.

Posted by: anonymous lurker (shh, the boss is coming again) | September 22, 2008 12:01 PM | Report abuse

It now means "person with whom I am living and having children, but not marrying."

Posted by: Amelia | September 22, 2008 11:41 AM


Why so judgemental? They are living as a family. Isn't that a good thing?

Posted by: Larry | September 22, 2008 12:01 PM | Report abuse

Apparently Celebritology speak has spread more rapidly then anyone in the comments section of this blog or Lizard Island could have imagined. Dane Cook's landlord was so used to Lizard speak that when he heard Dane Cook was in his apartment he immediately evicted the renter thinking that someone had left a large pile of feces in the apartment.

And can anyone else imagine what the reaction of someone from the Bronx who would be given some of Heather Mill's soy burgers would be? "What the @#$% is this? You call this food?" At least donate the money and allow whichever charity you chose to buy food that will actually be eaten. Next month's headline: "Bronx Warehouse Emitting Foul Stench causing mass evacuations: Unused Veggie Burgers to Blame."

Posted by: That Guy | September 22, 2008 12:01 PM | Report abuse

Serge:

The Boys From Brazil called, they want their conspiracy theory back.

Posted by: Nick | September 22, 2008 11:33 AM


Noo, it was the Boys in the Band who called.

Posted by: Anonymous | September 22, 2008 12:01 PM | Report abuse

Serge says if you get too close to the clone you will be mind controlled. Do you think that's what happened to Producer Paul and Gene

Posted by: jes | September 22, 2008 12:04 PM | Report abuse

Apparently Celebritology speak has spread more rapidly then anyone in the comments section of this blog or Lizard Island could have imagined. Dane Cook's landlord was so used to Lizard speak that when he heard Dane Cook was in his apartment he immediately evicted the renter thinking that someone had left a large pile of feces in the apartment.

And can anyone else imagine what the reaction of someone from the Bronx who would be given some of Heather Mill's soy burgers would be? "What the @#$% is this? You call this food?" At least donate the money and allow whichever charity you chose to buy food that will actually be eaten. Next month's headline: "Bronx Warehouse Emitting Foul Stench causing mass evacuations: Unused Veggie Burgers to Blame."

Posted by: That Guy | September 22, 2008 12:05 PM | Report abuse

Lindsay Lohan on Project Runway? She'll be the guest judge on the "Rehab Challenge."

Elaine Benes already designed the Rehab Poncho for J.Peterman.

Posted by: Ame | September 22, 2008 12:05 PM | Report abuse

I sent my previous post once. I apologize for it showing up so many times. I have no idea how I did that.

Posted by: That Guy | September 22, 2008 12:07 PM | Report abuse

Also, if Germany is the world leader in cloning you'd think they'd be churning out Heidi Klum's left and right.

Posted by: jes | September 22, 2008 12:09 PM | Report abuse

Elias, sweetheart, it looks as if by poopular demand you must fire-up the Clone-a-Rama and get those ScarJos onto the market.

FAST.

We already have an order from Dorkus. He'll probably be very satisfied with the product and be willing to prepare an encomium for you.

Posted by: Cuarmudgeon see your main chance | September 22, 2008 12:15 PM | Report abuse

Also, if Germany is the world leader in cloning you'd think they'd be churning out Heidi Klum's left and right.

Posted by: jes | September 22, 2008 12:09 PM

Her left and right what? Boobies?

Posted by: Anonymous | September 22, 2008 12:22 PM | Report abuse

Mad Men, the best little show no one but me is watching.

Seriously, I've checked with everyone at work & not a single person here watches it.

>:-<

Posted by: Bored @ work | September 22, 2008 12:27 PM | Report abuse

serge,
if you hear that George Clooney's been cloned, please post ASAP.

i thought christina applegate was awesome, even though they gave her a stupid line in her presenting bit. (although at least they let her have a bit)

i wish someone would do a little coaching for celebs on how to rock a strapless gown. the lack of proper foundation made some of those chicks look positively fugly.

if heather mills really wanted to do something for that neighborhood, she'd have given that group the cash and let them choose the food.


Posted by: b | September 22, 2008 12:39 PM | Report abuse

bored, it's quickly become my favorite, too.

Posted by: b | September 22, 2008 12:40 PM | Report abuse

If SNL's target audience is those who would know Penny Marshall, they'd better start airing the show before 9pm. Or maybe they could create some sort of "Early Bird Special" version.

Posted by: Even Groovis thinks that SNL sketch is stupid - and she laughs at everything | September 22, 2008 12:43 PM | Report abuse

I think the problem is that all the good writers are over at "The Daily Show" and "The Colbert Report." There isn't anyone left for SNL.

Posted by: possum | September 22, 2008 12:58 PM | Report abuse

"serge,
if you hear that George Clooney's been cloned, please post ASAP."

Copy that.

Posted by: One night only | September 22, 2008 1:03 PM | Report abuse

I think the problem is that all the good writers are over at "The Daily Show" and "The Colbert Report." There isn't anyone left for SNL.

Posted by: possum | September 22, 2008 12:58 PM

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Or they're on 30 Rock.

Posted by: Dorkus who is also ok with the idea of a Tina Fey clone | September 22, 2008 1:06 PM | Report abuse

Uh, I have already place my order for ScarJo!

Trouble is, all the Clone-O-Rama is producing now is Dane Cook!

(quickly, someone say, Owe, the humanity!)

Posted by: Elias Howe | September 22, 2008 1:10 PM | Report abuse

Uh, I have already place my order for ScarJo!

Trouble is, all the Clone-O-Rama is producing now is Dane Cook!

(quickly, someone say, Owe, the humanity!)

Posted by: Elias Howe | September 22, 2008 1:10 PM

Oh, what a pretentious bore!

Posted by: Here ya go | September 22, 2008 1:15 PM | Report abuse

Oh, what a pretentious bore!

Posted by: Here ya go | September 22, 2008 1:15 PM

uh-oh,
somebody hasn't had lunch yet and is getting cranky.......

Posted by: b | September 22, 2008 1:17 PM | Report abuse

The P Diddy Doody-fest would have been better if Diddy had stepped onto Dane Cooke himself.

Posted by: Sasquatch | September 22, 2008 1:17 PM | Report abuse

Are you saying that Elias Howe = Army Brat?

Posted by: to Here ya go | September 22, 2008 1:19 PM | Report abuse

I know (of) AB.

I have read some the posting of AB.

AB was a friend of someone. (I guess!)

Elias Howe is not AB.

Posted by: Elias Howe | September 22, 2008 1:25 PM | Report abuse

Then are you Fred?

Posted by: to Elias Howe | September 22, 2008 1:26 PM | Report abuse

The "Owe, the humanity!" bit hasn't been funny for decades....

Posted by: Here ya go | September 22, 2008 1:27 PM | Report abuse

I'll take one ScarJo and one Tina Fey.

They don't need to clone Dane Cook. Anyone can create Dane Cook. Case in point, I just left Dane Cook in the men's room!

Posted by: Brutal is reassessing his thoughts about cloning | September 22, 2008 1:31 PM | Report abuse

Penny Marshall? Wow, how timely. Did one of the SNL writers stumble across an old TV clip of her on "The Odd Couple"?

Rosie O'Donnell did a pretty good Penny on her talk show after the two of them did those K-Mart commercials together.

But still. Penny Marshall?! Will next week's SNL pay homage to Erin Moran?

Posted by: td always thought SCTV was funnier than SNL anyway | September 22, 2008 1:32 PM | Report abuse

more likely matt from aberdeen!

Posted by: Anonymous | September 22, 2008 1:32 PM | Report abuse

td - I was just thinking about Dr. Tongue's Monster Chiller Horror Theater. My favorite - Dr. Evil's 3-D House of Pancakes.....

Posted by: Groovis thinks td would like some pancakes.... | September 22, 2008 1:34 PM | Report abuse

more likely matt from aberdeen!

Posted by: Anonymous | September 22, 2008 1:32 PM

Nooo. matt is a LOT smarter and more sophisticated than AB. And matt is not a mommy's boy.

Posted by: Anonymous | September 22, 2008 1:39 PM | Report abuse

Liz,
The P.Diddy photos would be perfect for a photo caption contest. However it would be very hard to keep the entries clean (no pun intended).

Posted by: hodie | September 22, 2008 1:39 PM | Report abuse

LOS ANGELES — A stolen photo of Jamie Lynn Spears breast feeding her baby girl has sparked a federal pornography investigation, TMZ reports.

Federal and local authorities are looking for someone peddling 12 photos of Jamie Lynn, her older sister Britney Spears, her infant daughter Maddie and the baby's father Casey Aldridge, law enforcement sources told the Web site.

One of the pictures shows Jamie Lynn breast feeding Maddie, and the 17-year-old's left breast is exposed, TMZ reports, adding that the photos were taken on Aldridge's digital camera.

Aldridge took the camera card to his local Wal-Mart in Louisiana for copies, and law enforcement believes someone at the Wal-Mart may have made extra copies, then tried to sell them, sources told TMZ.

Because Jamie Lynn is a minor, selling the photos — or buying them — could constitute a violation of federal laws prohibiting pornography. Peddling pictures of a minor's breast — even if not taken for sexual purposes, could land the seller and buyer in federal prison if they are marketed across state lines for the purpose of being lurid, according to TMZ.

Posted by: Anonymous | September 22, 2008 1:41 PM | Report abuse

George Michael is the poster child for what homosexuality is about... drugs, depravity, perversion and an insolent defense of perversion in general. Remember the first time he was arrested for lurking in a public bathroom? He comes out with a song that says that it's NORMAL people who have the problem, not him. I've gotten into this same issue on "gay" websites. "Gay" people will defend cruising in public bathrooms, saying that it's the same as anything that straight people do. I've found that homosexuals who are deeply into this sort of behavior truly have no idea of decency anymore; their sex addiction overrules everything. The other ones who are especially evil are the professional "gay" activists. Those types are probably demon possessed and will typically hate all that's normal and healthy.

Rank and file homosexuals - the one who don't live in toilets and who are not political activists are not this mentally disturbed, though no one who is involved in homosexuality is left untouched by it's filth.

Posted by: Traditional | September 22, 2008 1:43 PM | Report abuse

OK, reading the earlier comments on this thread gave me an idea for a better SNL parody than Penny Marshall: "The Boys from Brazil in the Band."

The plot: Aryan men and their clones gather for a party circa 1970 and dissect their lives and relationships while determining which of their clones isn't gay but is really straight and what does straight really mean anyway. Ja!

Posted by: td thinks the idea has potential | September 22, 2008 1:43 PM | Report abuse

No snark from me for Christina Applegate. She was the picture of elegance at the Emmys.

Posted by: Sasquatch | September 22, 2008 1:47 PM | Report abuse

"td - I was just thinking about Dr. Tongue's Monster Chiller Horror Theater. My favorite - Dr. Evil's 3-D House of Pancakes....." Groovis thinks td would like some pancakes....

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The House of Pancakes entry in SCTV's Dr. Tongue series was the BEST! "Would you like some . . . pancakes?" [Awoop! Awoop!]

I also enjoyed Dr. Tongue's 3-D House of Stewardesses. What a scream. Thanks, Groovis!

Posted by: td is howling like count floyd now | September 22, 2008 1:47 PM | Report abuse

Rank and file homosexuals - the one who don't live in toilets and who are not political activists are not this mentally disturbed, though no one who is involved in homosexuality is left untouched by it's filth.

Posted by: Traditional | September 22, 2008 1:43 PM

Carm down, ArmyBrat! It's only a blog.

Posted by: Wow! | September 22, 2008 1:48 PM | Report abuse

How about the "Lost Boys from Brazil?"

Posted by: Groovis | September 22, 2008 1:49 PM | Report abuse

Traditional = Matt in Aberdeen?

Posted by: to Wow! | September 22, 2008 1:52 PM | Report abuse

Homosexuals live in toilets? Is that you Anita Bryant?

Posted by: Anonymous | September 22, 2008 1:53 PM | Report abuse

Anon at 1:41: Good Lord. While I agree this is a breach of privacy, since when is breastfeeding a child pornography?

I am reminded of the cell phone ad of the American family vacationing in Spain. The end result of which is absolute confirmation that most Americans are uptight prudes with the sexual sophistication of a 15 year old.

Having been on beaches in Spain, nudity is optional--not everyone is topless, bottomless or both. And no one pays any attention except Americans.

Back on topic: Casey really should have known better--if you want those tender maternal shots of a "celebrity", hire a professional photographer who doesn't let the negatives or digi cards out of his/her possession.

And I can't get enough of Dane Cook being evicted for his dog's danecook!

Posted by: hermespal | September 22, 2008 1:54 PM | Report abuse

Where's this afternoon's main post? Having computer problems?

Posted by: to Liz | September 22, 2008 1:54 PM | Report abuse

"Rank and file homosexuals" - there's a club? How does one join? Besides, I doubt that any segment of the population - gay or otherwise - has cornered all markets on "depravity" (however those like you without sin define it).

I think you should've signed this "Traditional, and Intolerant, and Throwing Stones" - talk about "demon possessed". . . .

Posted by: to Traditional at 1:43 PM | September 22, 2008 1:55 PM | Report abuse

Carm down, people. I'm sure Traditional's marriage is threatened by Boy George lurking in the toilet - probably hasn't been able to take a proper DaneCook in weeks.

Posted by: M Street | September 22, 2008 1:58 PM | Report abuse

How about the "Lost Boys from Brazil?"

Posted by: Groovis | September 22, 2008 1:49 PM

Ha, ha,!

"The Boys in the Band from Brazil"
"Boyz n the Hood"
"The Boys in Company C"
"The Boys from Syracuse"
"Boys from the Bronx"
"Boys Town"
"Boys II Men"

Take it away!

Posted by: Tee hee | September 22, 2008 2:00 PM | Report abuse

How about the "Lost Boys from Brazil?" --Groovis

Excellent! We can pair it up with "Stand by Me and Deliver," a heartwarming tale about the teacher who helped four boys come of age and pass their AP Calculus exam at the same time.

Posted by: td | September 22, 2008 2:01 PM | Report abuse

Carm down, people. I'm sure Traditional's marriage is threatened by Boy George lurking in the toilet - probably hasn't been able to take a proper DaneCook in weeks.

Posted by: M Street | September 22, 2008 1:58 PM

Dunno. Traditional spends at lot of time at the airport!

Posted by: Anonymous | September 22, 2008 2:03 PM | Report abuse

"For the Boys" (Bette Midler flop)

Posted by: Anonymous | September 22, 2008 2:04 PM | Report abuse

I was a big fan of the Backstreet Boys from Brazil...until I found out what "I Want it That Way" was really all about.

And I never did trust Ron Perleman, if that's his real name....

Posted by: MoCoSnarky | September 22, 2008 2:22 PM | Report abuse

"...since when is breastfeeding a child pornography?" --hermespal


When the person breastfeeding is a minor.

Posted by: Larry | September 22, 2008 2:25 PM | Report abuse

I was a big fan of the Backstreet Boys from Brazil...until I found out what "I Want it That Way" was really all about.

Posted by: MoCoSnarky | September 22, 2008 2:22 PM

Huh?

Posted by: ArmyBrat | September 22, 2008 2:34 PM | Report abuse

that might fly if the minor in question wasn't already shacked up with her baby daddy, with whose phone the photo in question was taken. "copied by someone at wal-mart" my ass!

Posted by: Not Army Brat, either | September 22, 2008 2:40 PM | Report abuse

I was a big fan of the Backstreet Boys from Brazil...until I found out what "I Want it That Way" was really all about.

Posted by: MoCoSnarky | September 22, 2008 2:22 PM

*****************************

You can get it if you really want - but you must try, try and try.....

Posted by: Jimmy Cliff | September 22, 2008 2:42 PM | Report abuse

did the Spears family ever hear of Snapfish or maybe invest in a decent printer and photo paper? or was it easier to be shocked and outraged (more publicity) that photos were stolen by a minimum wage local Wal-Mart employee

Posted by: just sayin' | September 22, 2008 2:44 PM | Report abuse

Breastfeeding a child might be considered child pornography is the picture was taken for the purposes of sexual gratication or titillation.

Traditional's marriage is threatened by gays because his wife would leave him if gay marriage were legal. She only stays because she can't be with her true love and get the same legal/financial benefits.

Posted by: ep | September 22, 2008 2:49 PM | Report abuse

I was a big fan of the Backstreet Boys from Brazil...until I found out what "I Want it That Way" was really all about.

Posted by: MoCoSnarky | September 22, 2008 2:22 PM

For ArmyBrat:

Billy-ray was a preachers son
And when his daddy would visit hed come along
When they gathered round and started talkin
Thats when billy would take me walkin
A-through the back yard wed go walkin
Then hed look into my eyes
Lord knows to my surprise

The only one who could ever reach me
Was the son of a preacher man
The only boy who could ever teach me
Was the son of a preacher man
Yes he was, he was, mmm, yes he was

Being good isnt always easy
No matter how hard I try
When he started sweet-talkin to me
Hed come and tell me everything is all right
Hed kiss and tell me everything is all right
Can I get away again tonight?

The only one who could ever reach me
Was the son of a preacher man
The only boy who could ever teach me
Was the son of a preacher man
Yes he was, he was, lord knows he was

How well I remember
The look that was in his eyes
Stealin kisses from me on the sly
Takin time to make time
Tellin me that hes all mine
Learnin from each others knowing
Lookin to see how much weve grown

And the only one who could ever reach me
Was the son of a preacher man
The only boy who could ever teach me
Was the son of a preacher man
Yes he was, he was, oh, yes he was
He was the sweet-talking son of a preacher man
I guessed he was the son of a preacher man
Sweet-lovin son of a preacher man
Ahh, move me

Posted by: Dusty S. | September 22, 2008 2:51 PM | Report abuse

"I've gotten into this same issue on "gay" websites."
Posted by: Traditional | September 22, 2008 1:43 PM

Traditional, judging by your rant, sounds like you have a lot of self hatred issues to deal with. Its ok to come out of the closet and deal with them.

Unlike others, I thought that Penny Marshall skit was hilarious- I especially cracked up when she was challenged to a stare down from Juliette (crazy eyes) Lewis.

Lilo is hit or miss w/ her fashion- she completely misses when she wears those horrid leggings but can look stunning on the red carpet- hopefully she won't be wearing the leggings during judging. Also, kinda don't like that PR is now on Lifetime- hopefully they'll continue to be edgy like they were on Bravo.

Love love that Diddy stepped in dog doo- can we call him Poop Daddy now?

That insufferable Heather Mills. While it sounds good to educate children on healthier food choices, I can't help but feel that her donation will be accompanied by that smug/posh attitude of hers, "here, eat this, you poor city children; its better than that rubbish you're presently eating"

Posted by: plamar1031 | September 22, 2008 2:51 PM | Report abuse

If her breast was exposed, either she breastfeeds topless, or she wasn't breastfeeding. What kind of idiot takes those kinds of pictures to Walmart? Why, exactly, does he need copies and can't they just buy a $100 photo printer? I knew this bunch was dumb, but to call them dumber than a sack of rocks is insulting to the rocks. Actually, I call shenanigans. Nothing adds up. I also don't see the Spears bunch as big breastfeeders.

Posted by: atb | September 22, 2008 2:51 PM | Report abuse

I knew this bunch was dumb, but to call them dumber than a sack of rocks is insulting to the rocks. Actually, I call shenanigans. Nothing adds up. I also don't see the Spears bunch as big breastfeeders.

Posted by: atb | September 22, 2008 2:51 PM

Pot meet kettle!

Posted by: Nitwit patrol | September 22, 2008 2:56 PM | Report abuse

Using a word (fiancee) to mean something other than it's commonly accepted definition is odd and slightly stupid.

I don't think I'm being judgemental - I think Mark Walhberg is. He calls his baby momma "fiancee" for some reason - and it's not b/c he plans to marry her.

Think of Brangelina. They have no plans to marry, thus, they do not refer to each other as "fiancee."

I don't care if Mark Wahlberg and the woman he never plans to marry are engaged or not, "happy as a family" or not. I just think they should use a word that means what they are doing, and fiancee ain't it.

Why does it matter? I refer back to Heath Ledger failing to either update his will or marry the mother of his child. Legally, that makes the child NOT his heir (according to reports). A stupid and negligent thing to do to the child.

Posted by: Amelia | September 22, 2008 2:56 PM | Report abuse

I also don't see the Spears bunch as big breastfeeders.

Posted by: atb | September 22, 2008 2:51 PM

*****

On the other hand,if you'd written "bottomfeeders"...

Posted by: byoolin does like "Mini Jupe et Watusi" by Montreal's Les Breastfeeders. | September 22, 2008 2:57 PM | Report abuse

Why does it matter? I refer back to Heath Ledger failing to either update his will or marry the mother of his child. Legally, that makes the child NOT his heir (according to reports). A stupid and negligent thing to do to the child.

Posted by: Amelia | September 22, 2008 2:56 PM

Wow! Free legal advice on the Net! What law school did you attend? Are you surprised that a messed-up druggie was stupid and negligent?

Posted by: Bedilia | September 22, 2008 3:02 PM | Report abuse

Also, if Germany is the world leader in cloning you'd think they'd be churning out Heidi Klum's left and right.

Posted by: jes | September 22, 2008 12:09 PM

Her left and right what? Boobies?

Posted by: Anonymous | September 22, 2008 12:22 PM

that was WAY funny!! I can't believe it hasn't been commented on! I actually choked on my throat lozenge. Ah, the difference punctuation can make.

also ... where's the afternoon post? :(

Posted by: flutterbyjen | September 22, 2008 3:05 PM | Report abuse

also ... where's the afternoon post? :(

Posted by: flutterbyjen | September 22, 2008 3:05 PM

It's getting a Brazilian wax...

Posted by: Anonymous | September 22, 2008 3:13 PM | Report abuse

LAS VEGAS -- Celebrity crime writer Dominick Dunne has been taken to a Las Vegas hospital after he says he was stricken by pain while watching testimony in the O.J. Simpson armed robbery-kidnapping trial.

Who wouldn't be?

Posted by: Anonymous | September 22, 2008 3:13 PM | Report abuse

NEW YORK (Billboard) - R&B star R. Kelly has broken his silence about his recent acquittal on child pornography charges, saying he was betrayed by close associates but hopes to move on with his life.

Never take the blame yourself, R.

Posted by: Anonymous | September 22, 2008 3:15 PM | Report abuse

It's getting a Brazilian wax...

Owe, the hirsutity.

Posted by: Anonymous | September 22, 2008 3:15 PM | Report abuse

Robert Wagner "reveals something that has long been an R.J. secret: a romantic relationship with Barbara Stanwyck, who was 23 years his senior and his co-star in the 1953 Fox biggie "Titanic.""

Posted by: yuck | September 22, 2008 3:17 PM | Report abuse

The handsomest new book on a Hollywood celeb, hands down and thumbs up, is a 400-page coffee table extravaganza on Lana Turner called "Lana: The Memories, the Myths, the Movies," by her daughter Cheryl Crane

Woudln't she be the one who stabbed her mother's lover Johnny Stompanato to death?

Posted by: Anonymous | September 22, 2008 3:19 PM | Report abuse

GRANTS PASS, Ore. -- An Oregon man playing in the yard with his toddler sons captured a 6-foot-long lizard capable of killing pets and injuring humans. Ryan Nelson said he thought it was a crocodile when he first spotted the Nile monitor by the rose bushes.

He was able to capture it and wrestle it into a large metal dog cage with the help of Dalton Brown from MB Reptiles, a pet store in Grants Pass.

No report on missing lizards has been filed recently with either the Josephine County sheriff's office or Grants Pass police.

But officials say whoever lost the lizard should have immediately reported it because the Nile monitor's teeth and claws make it dangerous to pets and people.

The lizard is now on display at the pet store.

Posted by: Owe the reptility! | September 22, 2008 3:25 PM | Report abuse

Heidi Klum's left and right.

Posted by: jes | September 22, 2008 12:09 PM

DANECOOK! Preview then post for pete's sake.

On the other hand, if you need to ask her left and right what you should not be getting a Heidi clone.

Posted by: jes is hanging her head in SMAME | September 22, 2008 3:29 PM | Report abuse

To refer to me as danecook is an insult! I shall sue as soon as a lawyer snuffles by looking for a snack.

Posted by: Fecal Matter | September 22, 2008 3:30 PM | Report abuse

Dominick Dunne stopped being insightful and relevant once he crossed over to the dark side (Court TV) and decided HE was the story.

While I loved his early novels, I also believe the original OJ trial sent him way over the edge. He decided to wear the fact of his daughter's murder as this creepy revenge badge of which he's extremely and unnaturally proud.

His being "stricken by pain" ? As if -- that man positively thrives on hearing lurid details of other people's pain. Perhaps some distance from celebrity crime trials will be good for him.

Posted by: td | September 22, 2008 3:31 PM | Report abuse

If her breast was exposed, either she breastfeeds topless, or she wasn't breastfeeding.

Posted by: atb | September 22, 2008 2:51 PM

HUH? This makes no sense.

Posted by: jes | September 22, 2008 3:36 PM | Report abuse

"until I found out what "I Want it That Way" was really all about.

Posted by: MoCoSnarky | September 22, 2008 2:22 PM

***
Tell me why-ee?

Posted by: ain't nothin' but a heartache | September 22, 2008 3:44 PM | Report abuse

Amelia, if "fiancee" isn't necessarily the word for describing Mark Wahlberg & Rhea Durham's relationship, neither is describing her as his "baby mama". This term and its cognate, "baby daddy," refer to two people who have nothing in common but their child--they don't live together, they're certainly not married, child support is a monthly hassle or simply non-existent, and they mostly wish the other would just disappear from the face of the earth. Check urbandictionary.com. The fact that these two aren't married might irritate you, and the fact that he refers to her as his fiancee might strike you as incorrect usage, and you might be worried about the legal status of their kids, but this is a long-standing union and these people are grown. Let them decide what to call each other.

Posted by: JanetK | September 22, 2008 3:45 PM | Report abuse

JanetK - your doctor called about a sense of humor implant. Please respond ASAP.

Posted by: Anonymous | September 22, 2008 3:52 PM | Report abuse

I read it as she was breastfeeding AND her breast was exposed. The kid should pretty much cover up the breast if it's breastfeeding. Unless they are defining "exposed" as what appears to be the shape of part of a breast behind the baby's head, in which case there's a LOT of porn walking out of high schools every day.

Posted by: atb | September 22, 2008 3:52 PM | Report abuse

"the baby's head" should be in brackets. I hope there isn't a flood of teen moms leaving school every day. Gack.

Posted by: atb | September 22, 2008 3:54 PM | Report abuse

atb, this is part of what I meant with my post above--a breast isn't fully exposed while breastfeeding. The idea that a picture of a mother breastfeeding could be considered pornography is just ridiculous to me.

On the other hand, if he was trying to take one of these "arty" pics of JL breastfeeding the baby that are very popular these days (art nudes of pregnant mothers, or snuggling with their babies, etc, like JLo's "book" of photos for Marc) then it's possible that it's her other breast that is exposed and that she is in fact topless. Still not what I'd consider pornography, but not for public consumption. Again, though, what idiot tries this with a cell phone camera and takes the card to a Wall Mart?

Posted by: hermespal | September 22, 2008 4:31 PM | Report abuse

Again, though, what idiot tries this with a cell phone camera and takes the card to a Wall Mart?

Posted by: hermespal

I think we've determined these are not the brightest people.

Posted by: Anonymous | September 22, 2008 5:03 PM | Report abuse

Oh come on, my wife breastfeeds and there's always going to be a hint or two of exposure if you're looking in the right place at the right time, especially if the baby breaks latch and looks around. But I think it's a totally tawdry story and anyone paying to see should get an icepack upside the head.

Posted by: 23112 | September 22, 2008 5:05 PM | Report abuse

I've now counted at least three people (who post) who are not familiar with the novel or the movie "The Boys from Brazil."

sigh...

And to think I wasted good comedy on The Backstreet Boys from Brazil and their evil cloner, Ron Perleman.

Even the irony went unappreciated. I feel forlorn, like Tom Bergeron, standing next to Heidi's left and right.

Posted by: MoCoSnarky | September 22, 2008 5:05 PM | Report abuse

MoCoSnarky...I got it. Was just having trouble getting the image of Gregory Peck as Ron Perleman out of my head.

How can we work Elton John's "The Boys are Back in Town" into the plot line?

Posted by: B'More Cat and Boy Lover | September 22, 2008 5:15 PM | Report abuse

Posted by: B'More Cat and "Boy Lover" |

Ah...B'More...that's kinda creepy.

Posted by: Larry | September 22, 2008 5:21 PM | Report abuse

While I'd love to hear Elton John cover "The Boys are Back in Town," it was a big hit by that one hit wonder from Ireland (???) Thin Lizzie.

I'd love to hear Elton put a bossa nova spin on it as a salute to Boys from Brazil Day! on Celebritology.

Posted by: MoCoSnarky | September 22, 2008 5:23 PM | Report abuse

Thought you all might need something else to latch onto...

I love my nephew, who is a 14 year old boy.
I love my orange tabby, who is a boy cat.

So there.

Posted by: B'More Cat and Word Lover | September 22, 2008 5:25 PM | Report abuse

Sigh. It's been a tough Monday (working for an investment manager during market turmoil is fun, dammit!).

I apologize for somehow mixing up Thin Lizzie and Elton John. My gosh, what is the world coming to?

I still love my boys, though.

Posted by: B'More Cat and Celeb Lover | September 22, 2008 5:33 PM | Report abuse

Oh Moco, Thin Lizzy was far from a one-hit wonder: I give "The Rocker", "Jailbreak", and the ever amazing "Cowboy Song".

Posted by: Dorkus | September 22, 2008 5:36 PM | Report abuse

"Cowboy Song".

Is that anything like "The Streets of Laredo"?

Posted by: Curmudgeon | September 22, 2008 5:47 PM | Report abuse

Rhettorical questions:
If you expose your breast in the streets of Loredo, is it pornography?
If you post breastfeeding comments on a Celebritology blog, is it boring and gross?
If I nip your bottom, will you like me?

Frankly my Dear, I don't give a damn!!

Posted by: possum, who yes! is drinking wine | September 22, 2008 5:58 PM | Report abuse

sorry possum, didn't mean to bore you and gross you out--but it was a celebritology item after all!

I'm a little behind you on the wine. It's still a bit early here...

Posted by: hermespal | September 22, 2008 6:23 PM | Report abuse

JanetK

But why should they (and therefore you) get to decide to change the plain, commonly understand definition of words?

Calling each other "fiancee" is idiotic. I'm glad you're so happy about their relationship! You seem to know so much about it! That they have a long-standing union and are so grown up about it! How fun for them.

But they are not "fiancees" anymore than I am Brangelina's heir. Shall I call myself Brangelina's heir? I have a long-standing opinion that I should be their heir and that I deserve all their money if they die - so I guess, by your logic, that makes me their heir!

Oh, that sounds stupid? So does "fiancee" about a girlfriend of many years with whom you have 3 children but no plans/intention to marry.

Posted by: Amelia | September 22, 2008 6:52 PM | Report abuse

I think the point of calling it "pornography" was that the person who stole the photos could be charged with pornography if he/she displayed/sold them. A trumped-up charge if the person who takes the photos can't also be charged with it, but gotta protect them celebs!

Posted by: schnitz | September 22, 2008 7:32 PM | Report abuse

I haven't been keeping up with celebritology (sorry, work) so I apologize if this is old news. BUT, LOST reruns (I think Season 1!) are on the SciFi channel. Three episodes on Monday night. For those of us to cheap to spring for the DVDs, this is a nice way to get some LOST in the off-season.

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Posted by: jerry | September 22, 2008 10:23 PM | Report abuse

LIZ, PLEASE REMOVE SPAM AT 10:23 PM.

Posted by: Anonymous | September 23, 2008 8:45 AM | Report abuse

Oh, that sounds stupid? So does "fiancee" about a girlfriend of many years with whom you have 3 children but no plans/intention to marry.

Posted by: Amelia | September 22, 2008 6:52 PM


Doesn't matter how it "sounds". The kids were born out of wedlock. Nothing can change the facts.

Posted by: Felix | September 23, 2008 8:55 AM | Report abuse

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