Creative Captioning: Grace Jones, Vampire Hat

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...Bat(ty)Girl!

No caption, I know I'm not clever enough for that, I just saw Grace Jones in this get up (though not this picture) on go fug yourself.
I was still laughing as I paged back to Celebritology home base and what do I see, Grace Jones. Ai caramba! Good pick, Liz Kelly.

Halle Berry, I'm'a mess you up, girl.

I vant to suck.

Heading straight to the honors from her plastic surgeons, Grace Jones opted for this eye-catching and covering bat mask.

OR

You mean Mardi Gras is in February?

OR

I would have gone to New Orleans instead but that weird Pitt-Jolie clan is there.

To the bat cave!

Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
[bonk]

(the monks from Holy Grail who bonk themselves with boards during the chant).

You mean the cockroach look isn't in this year?

or

Tom Cruise said I could pick up the alien transmissions with these.

or

Grace Jones' mask sends out the unmistakable signal of "May Day"

"Isn't this the right place for the 'Spiderman 12: Return Of The Flea' auditions?"

Strange' is back!

Disco Burka

I am Grace Jones. I don't need a caption.

Sorry, that's Strangé is back!

man, i got nothing.

i like "disco burka"

Grace Jones shows there is no reason one can't be "fabulous" the day after even as one suffers from under eye bags and a bad hair day.

Former Bond girl Grace Jones auditions for the upcoming Fox live-action remake of the cult classic The Tick.

Top THIS, Cher!

Oh I wish I had a handlebar eyelash...

Grace Jones' mask sends out the unmistakable signal of "May Day"

Posted by: Dorkus | October 7, 2008 11:11 AM
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Disco Burka

Posted by: ssg | October 7, 2008 11:45 AM
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My two faves thus far.

"...and your little dog too!"

If Science could create a love child for RuPaul and Darth Vader...

In an effort to promote "going green" Grace Jones dons an outfit of the future.

The ever crafty Grace Jones models her new invention the hat rack slash night mask.

Grace Jones show blatant disregard for the take one thing off before leaving the house rule.

I like Disco Burka

To be 60 years old, I think she looks great.

Before anyone pounces, "burqa" can be spelled "burka". Also, "burkha" and "burqua".

Dorkus wins hands down with the reference to Jones' Bond Girl name.

Tuning in Tokyo!

You want to know how Dennis Kucinich contacted the aliens? This is how!

Dan Rather knows my frequency, Kenneth!

"It all began with that horrid colour of eyeliner and fake eyelashes..."

What? England has Halloween on the same day as America? Then why is Canada having Thankgiving next Monday?

Disco burka

AND

handbar eyelash

made me laugh out loud.

Grace Jones learns after regressive hypnotherapy, that she is actually the ancient Egyptian Goddess, Ba.

"Grace Jones Stands Aside While She Waits For The Potion To Kick-in"

"You mean they're not filming the next Batman yet?"

Hey! I can hang my own "Mission Accomplished" banner between my flagpoles!

Dave Chappelle walks the red carpet in preparation for his next role: I'm Grace Jones b*&ch!

Grace Jones simultaneously indicates the width of Tyra Banks's forehead and dares her to tell her to smile with her eyes.

Michael's vitiligo ain't nothing compare to what I have!

Before anyone pounces, "burqa" can be spelled "burka". Also, "burkha" and "burqua".

Posted by: methinks | October 7, 2008 12:47 PM
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Keep this in mind whilst playing Scrabble.

(Grace's new business card)

Grace Jones
Water Divining Expert

If Science could create a love child for RuPaul and Darth Vader...

Posted by: xyz | October 7, 2008 12:38 PM

As they say on Little Britain, "I want that one."

Grace Jones show blatant disregard for the take one thing off before leaving the house rule.

Posted by: petal | October 7, 2008 12:39 PM
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Grace Jones simultaneously indicates the width of Tyra Banks's forehead and dares her to tell her to smile with her eyes.

Posted by: Magnolia | October 7, 2008 2:13 PM
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my favorites so far :) This one seems to be a toughie.

Grace Jones takes the Amy Winehouse eyeliner trend a bit too far...

"With my antennae I can hear London calling...."

Jones replies: "why yes I am a taurus, why do you ask?"

Grace Jones goes head to head with Dish TV!

Honey, I was doing Goth before you were born.

Xenu?

Grace Jones does her part for the world economy by trying to inspire a bull market.

Are you sure this is a Wi-Fi Hot spot?? I got nuthin'

Honey, I was doing Goth before you were born.

Posted by: bahston | October 7, 2008 2:55 PM

Good one, bahston!
I also love Disco Burka.

A late entrant in Pamplona's "Running of the Bulls"

Phantom of the Insectarium

Grace Jones, ready to impale if you don't "Pull Up to the Bumper"

Heavy eyelids - talk about needing an eyelid lift!

Do these antennae make my butt look big?

You know those flag cars that come before a tall and wide load?

Watch out baby! I'm tall and wide and coming thru!

Dave Chappelle walks the red carpet in preparation for his next role: I'm Grace Jones b*&ch!

Posted by: Magnolia | October 7, 2008 2:12 PM

The new model 802.11GJ wireless router is portable, requires no electricity, and can shrivel grapes with a glare.

Disco Burka

Top THIS, Cher!

Dan Rather knows my frequency, Kenneth!

(Hey, bonus point for the oblique REM reference!)

Slave to the Fashion

Time traveler Grace Jones arrives a decade late to her audition for "Eyes Wide Shut".

Grace Jones to star in the remake of "The Lone Ranger." Amy Winehouse rumored to play Tonto.

If Science could create a love child for RuPaul and Darth Vader...

Grace Jones learns after regressive hypnotherapy, that she is actually the ancient Egyptian Goddess, Ba.

Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
[bonk] (points for Monty Python reference)

And Disco Burka

"I thought this was the proper way to feng shui my face."

OR

"I should have told my designer I was letting her go AFTER she selected my outfit for tonight."

OR

"I'm so clever. Now NObody will see those horrible bags under my eyes. Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!"

Jaye Davidson's been sneaking testosterone injections again...

oh! one more came to mind:

"I knew this old curtain would work as a good stand-by for my wig. I'll be starting a new trend, and they'll call it the wiGrace. Everybody will remember it when they see my logo on the packaging (worn here for dramatic effect on the memory)."

The makeup artist has her revenge!

"trick or treat!"

Dan Rather knows my frequency, Kenneth!

Posted by: Elias Howe | October 7, 2008 1:15 PM

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Time traveler Grace Jones arrives a decade late to her audition for "Eyes Wide Shut".

Posted by: Grace: 1999 | October 7, 2008 3:43 PM

Grace Jones to star in the remake of "The Lone Ranger." Amy Winehouse rumored to play Tonto.

Posted by: Elias Howe | October 7, 2008 3:53 PM

Perhaps Google's ad execs should've been forced to solve a set of math problems before unleashing the spokesmodel for the new Mail Goggles tool.

"If I could just find the key to this mask...."

Grace overheard talking to Liz.

Grace Jones gets into character before covering Mick Jagger's "Sympathy for the Devil."

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the "Queen B|tch Jungle Mother of Jew York".

Grace, in a flash of genius: Robert Kearns promised that his next patent would fix these.

Welcome home, Sas. Hope you're all tan and rested. Or at least fat and, ba-dum, sassy.

Grace Jones shows what happens when you don't get your eyebrows plucked often enough.

Hasn't Grace read the news lately? She should have on her bear mask.

Mommy, are those moose antlers?

If this doesn't get me a gig on "Dancing with the Stars," that stylist is fired, I tell you.

AIG executives today told a special house of Representatives Committee that they would refund their bonuses after Chairman Henry Waxman told the executives that the government has retained Grace Jones to personally give each AIG executive a "special" bonus.

remember me?? gotta get on perez somehow

Dennis Rodman announced today that he will join the WWE, wrestling as super-villain "Staple Head."

Are you sure this is a Wi-Fi Hot spot?? I got nuthin'

Posted by: Chase | October 7, 2008 3:07 PM
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another good one.

Michelle Obama counters the Sarah Palin, Wonder Woman campaign by revealing herself as Wonder Woman's nemesis, The Mask.

(See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Wonder_Woman_enemies)

Environmentalist Grace Jones prepares for the coming switch to digital television by finding new uses for her television's antenna.

Excellent Snark, Squirrel.

Grace Jones emerges from seclusion girded for battle with the viciously chipper Sarah Palin...

She was my favorite Bond girl. I especially loved the scene where she and 007 first get it on, and he starts to get on top, and she grabs him, lifts him up, throws him down and takes over! The look on his face was priceless!

"Grace Jones, always on the cutting edge of fashion, introduces a hair weave style for the new millenium."

Grace Jones introduces the first item in her new "warm leatherette" clothing line: a hangover eye mask, useful after a long night of clubbing.

Grace models her new "curb feelers." Perfect for those stars taking drug or alcohol induced trips to the gutter.

"Boo!"

(just plain, "Boo!")

What all celebrities would be wearing if Rachel Zoe's ascerbic assistant, Taylor Jacobson, were in charge.

Grace Jones models the hands-free interface of the next generation Iphone.

cue go-go drum solo from extended remix*

"Slave to the Burqa...heeeeeeere's Grace!"

One of the signs of the end of days: Giant cockroaches impersonating D list celebrities.

She is 60 years old! I'd like to see how you haters look at 60.

That's "Miss Janet" if you look as nasty as I do thanks to this bug I picked up from Jermaine Dupri.

I'm fine, thanks, just picked up a little bug from Jermaine Dupri the other day.

You can't stand salmonella, ella, ella, eh eh eh.

Well Mr. Wonder, the good news is that after the surgery you can now see. The bad news, um, well, how do I explain this. . . .

Finally I can tell Tia from Tamera.

Hail Scary, full of Grace.

Me and Miss, Miss Jones -- we got a sting going on.

Maybe She's Born With It. Maybe It's Maybelline.

"Hail Scary, full of Grace."

Excellent, td, excellent!

Thanks for hanging in there past the 9 to 5.

"Tweeze? What's tweeze?"

Jackson Publick asked Grace Jones to field-test a new Venture Bros. character concept. I think it's for The Monarch's "Aunty" (In-Law). Could also represent one of The Monarch's new hench-women -- a new hench contingency apparently formed at the behest of the Monarch's beloved Dr. Girlfriend.

I liked "top this, Cher! It's the only one that made me smile!

Obama Girl II

Look at me, I'm Grace Jones. What did you expect? Khakis and trainers?

i know i'm late to this but....

"Hi I'm Grace Jones and this is my Night Elf Vampire"

Ant-akin Streetwalker: Lady of the Spliff