Creative Captioning: Heigl + Dog = Captioning Gold

Which b!tch can open her mouth wider?

(Nosy Parker is feeling tremendous SMAME over this comment).

Grandma, what big teeth you have!

No caption but that dog is either trying to escape or bite her face off. I would support both. Poor thing, not only is he dressed in a parka, but his owner is the Heigl thing.

"I just spent the day chewing your shoes, destroying your carpet and peeing on Josh Kelley. And yet people think I'm still more grateful than you."

By the way, that last quote was supposed to be coming from the dog.

Katherine Heigl finally finds a costar to match her acting pedigree.

Wah! Wah! Wah! Sarah Palin's dog got a designer parka thanks to the RNC, but all I get is this cheap knock-off.

Refusing to let anyone steal her spotlight, the self-absorbed b!tch had to prove her mouth is bigger than her dog's.

OH YEAH! Bite me!

Hey, is my breath ok?

This parka is big enough for a collie and olive green does NOTHING for my coloring. And do not get me started on the giant star on my butt! Owe, the caninity!

Hahaha my pretty, I've finally got your little dog...

OOOOOOOOOO-klahoma where the dogs dress up like Eskimos

Heigl demonstrates her dog's new trick: Open your mouth and say something stupid! Good boy!

After learning of her firing from Grey's Anatomy for her Emmy comments, Katherine Heigl begins training for her new career of placing a lions head in her mouth, by first trying the technique on her poor little dog.

I'm so happy I finally got in I forgot my comment. Oh yeah.

Eager to improve her acting chops Heigl takes method acting courses.

Katherine Heigl and her dog Muttybuddy announce that he will not appear in any American Kennel Club dog shows this year, citing a decline in the quality of treats provided to competitors.

Both parties show a suddent realization that Katherine was indeed touching her dog "there".

Katherine Heigl's one-woman ventriloquism show, "Meet Charlie McBarky," has closed after only two previews. Critics cited poor material and Ms. Heigl's inability to keep her mouth closed - especially while her puppet 'talked' - as major flaws.

"I can't tell: are you spayed, or neutered?"

Dog: "Yummy! A leather chew toy!"

Heigl: "Not my Chanel purse! You stupid mutt!"

Does this work?

Heigl's dog began barking and snapping after the actress explained that he is dressed as Todd Palin for Halloween.

Why do you ask, two dogs?

Fido Heigl learning of his Golden Globe Best Actor win for "Knocked Up 2: Expecting a Litter". The next day Fido was seen peeing on his trophy, citing the movie's poor writing and denigrating depiction of dogs.

"Heigl Attempts to Wrestle Her Killer Poofie-dog to the Ground Before Further Damage Is Done"

"My breath smells like this because I lick my butt, what's your excuse?"

Katherine Heigl and her dog pose in a publicity promo shot for their upcoming movie, "Nanooki of the North."

Can't beat "wptrf". Nominate for Caption of the Week

Heigl and dog Scotty after his audition for the lead dog role in "Snow Dogs 2". Scotty, known to be a Diva-Dog, insists on only Eukanuba, unlimited Milkbones, Perrier in the waterdish and a body double for those sled-pulling scenes.

Bawlmer's two-fer takes it. I got nothing.

Suffering through her latest attempt to quit smoking, in a manic moment Katherine Heigl mistakes her terrier for a piece of nicorette.

She promply removes herself from consideration for "B*tch of the Year".

ps YAY I am in!!! and I still love Cannavaro... so you know it's ME!

Unlike McSteamy or McDreamy, McSchnauzie actually manages to get to "first base."

The truth about Kats and Dog 2

The b*tch's outfit is cute. I like the dogs outfit as well.

You're not the only one in Hollywood who wants to bite my head off!

"Actually, it's pronounced Heigel. Say it with me now. Hei...."

I vote for MStreet1:

"My breath smells like this because I lick my butt, what's your excuse?"

or how about

"I know you are, but what am I?"

Heigle: "No, I can't return to Antar now - I haven't dissed the Academy Awards yet!"

schnauzer/alien hybrid: "Don't worry, they'll dis you first!"

After getting shut out of the Grace Jones photo captions, I got nuthin' for ya!

But if I did, it would go something like this: "you peed on me, you wretched little doggie, just wait 'til I pee on you!

Ooohhhhh! Little doggie, you ARE going "commando" today! It feels like fun. I will do it tomorrow.

Happiness is peeing in a dark suit, not a blue dress. Those are reserved for WJC.

My canines are bigger than yours! (you know, the teeth!)

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she's touching me in a bad place!!! :(
whine!!! whine!!! whine!!!

even Michael Jackson wasn't this touchy feely with me :(

Damn, that was a funny joke. Now if you can only tell it in English!

Pretty funny joke in Doggie but it's Lost in Translation.

You do have a pooper-scooper handy? Right?

Heeeeeeeeeeeey! We just won first prize on Groomer Has It!

Katherine and the dog both respond to a ultra-high frequency whistle nailing that audition for the new role on "Heros."

What is curiously absent from this story is the mention of the dog's boyfriend who goes by the stage name of "Fred." For more on him, consult

http://writingfrontier.com/2008/10/12/smart-dog/

showing off her alien/reptile live rodent eating skilz, Katherine hopes to get cast in the upcoming remake of 'V'

"Too late, Katherine Heigl questioned the wisdom behind Botox treatments for her AND her dog..."

Determined to put to rest rumours about her anorexia, a confused Katherine Heigl prepares to heed advice to eat a hot dog.

-signed, the Poster Formerly Known as Snarky Squirrel

Just borrowed this dress from Monica and it's already stained.

After the success of "Clueless" a few years back, Amy Heckerling takes a stab at a remaking another classic, transporting Toto and Dorothy to SoCal. Katherine Heigl stars in "The Wizard of Ojai."

"How do you do, Fraulein Rottenweiller?" "You silly Heidi, I am Fraulein Schnauzer!"

When I bite into a Yorkie Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation of being on a snowy mountain, in a sleeveless dress, coveting my dog's warm parka.

"You'll wonder where your dignity went / When you brush your teeth with Pet-sodent!”

"Well well well, Scraps is a boy dog, isn't he?"

"No no no, not a lap DOG, I said I wanted a lapTOP!"

"What is it Lassie? You say my future Emmy chances fell down a well?"

"I can b!tch, I can b!tch, 'cause I'm blonder than you. It's the way that I groove, the things that I poo, whoa-oa-oa."

Katherine Heigl and dog Marianbarry star in "B!tch Picked Me Up."

Your name is Hatherine Keigl? Now that is funny!

Having found Toto, Dorothy now looks for the missing hand basket.

Katherine and her dog sings the Karaoke version of "Devil with the Blue Dress On."

The Dog: Please stop the killer clown from choking the life out of me.

Cine-star Hungers!!!!

Ooo! Ooo! This AM's "Morning Mix" provides the perfect caption! "Katherine Heigl snorts cocaine off her dog."

D*mn, your hands are COLD!!!

OH MY GOD!! WHERE'S YOUR OTHER ARM!!!

"We are! We are! The DNA proves it!" the dog and the woman shriek in delight when told that they are confirmed as progeny of Toto and Dorothy.

You know how they say dogs resemble their owners....?

Watch what you hand to a rail-thin Hollywood actress. They get hungry.