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Posted at 8:00 AM ET, 10/22/2008

Morning Mix: Britney Spears Off the Hook in Driving Case

By Liz Kelly
Wednesday

Video: Kirsten Dunst appears in "humorous" voting PSA...

Headlines: Barack Obama to visit "Ellen" today... Stephen Baldwin continues anti-Obama rants (Gallery: Right-leaning celebs)... Toni Braxton axed from "Dancing with the Stars," dancer Julianne Hough hospitalized... Nicole Richie makes feisty "Chuck" cameo... Actor, comedian Rudy Ray Moore dies... Will Ferrell to play George W. Bush on Broadway... Paris Hilton to run for president in new music video... Danny Bonaduce to take on Jose Canseco in "celebrity" boxing match... Katy Perry criticized for posing with knife... Lindsay Lohan sued over 2007 SUV incident... Viacom chairman (and onetime Tom Cruise nemesis) Sumner Redstone files for divorce.

Crime Watch: Mistrial declared in Britney Spears driver's license case... FBI seizes computers from alleged Miley Cyrus hacker.

Rumor Mill: Guy Ritchie dating British actress Kelly Reilly; Ritchie "lived like a king" off Madonna's money, says source; son Rocco sports Yankees jersey... George Clooney dating Krista Allen again?... Jennifer Aniston pregnancy rumor makes its way around Web... Mel Gibson gives nearly $10 million to renegade Catholic sect.

Gross Story of the Day
A slew of young celebs enjoyed the pool at Hollywood's Roosevelt Hotel over the weekend - oblivious to the fact that the hotel staff never drained the water after a dead body was found in the pool a week earlier, sources said. -- New York Post

Say What?
"To be honest, there's nothing I want to talk about less than politics. I'd rather vomit and lick it up. I like Obama, but he's not gonna win. Trust me, I know my people." - Pretenders frontwoman Chrissie Hynde in Blender magazine

By Liz Kelly  | October 22, 2008; 8:00 AM ET
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Meanwhile, George (Clooney)has been shooting in Puerto Rico, where Hurricane Omar slowed down production of "The Men Who Stare at Goats."

Um.

Posted by: Tee hee | October 22, 2008 8:14 AM | Report abuse

Wow. I so read that as Kirstie Alley. Must finish coffee stat.

Posted by: WDC 21113 | October 22, 2008 8:47 AM | Report abuse

Chrissie Hynde is one classy tomata.

Posted by: Curmudgeon | October 22, 2008 8:55 AM | Report abuse

"I like Obama, but he's not gonna win. Trust me, I know my people." - Pretenders frontwoman Chrissie Hynde in Blender magazine

Dunno what "my people" means; dunno anyone over 30 who is voting for Obama....

Posted by: me | October 22, 2008 9:00 AM | Report abuse

WDC, I did the same thing you did. It totally messed up my snarking rhythm.

Posted by: and now byoolin can't even go relax in the pool... | October 22, 2008 9:00 AM | Report abuse

Nicole Richie was surprisingly good on Chuck. She is a MUCH better actress then Britney or Paris.
(which I know is not saying much)

Posted by: dw | October 22, 2008 9:08 AM | Report abuse

"Nicole Richie has been content to slip out of the spotlight, instead making questionable moves like living in Glendale and giving the dude from Good Charlotte a second career as a professional boyfriend."

Damn, that put some cereal in the keyboard. In my mind it read:

Nicole Richie has been content to slip out of the spotlight, instead making questionable moves like living in Glendale and giving the dude from Good Charlotte a career that is not a professional poser.

Posted by: Mz Fitz | October 22, 2008 9:09 AM | Report abuse

Me too WDC 21113.

Posted by: Mz Fitz | October 22, 2008 9:10 AM | Report abuse

Hey me, probably she means Ohio. Oh, hey, Oh-io.

Posted by: Mz Fitz | October 22, 2008 9:11 AM | Report abuse

Gee, Chrissie, don't limit the prohibition to just politics. Please stop talking in general.

Posted by: Amelia | October 22, 2008 9:14 AM | Report abuse

Wow. I so read that as Kirstie Alley. Must finish coffee stat.

Posted by: WDC 21113 | October 22, 2008 8:47 AM

Likewise, WDC. It's still too early in the morning for that kinda mental image.

Posted by: Sappho | October 22, 2008 9:15 AM | Report abuse

me,
I am in my 40's and my wife just turned 40. We both already voted, and we both voted for Obama.
All of our friends are over 30 and all of them are voting Obama.
Of course we are in Iowa where Obama holds a HUGE lead over McCain in the polls.
Last night on the local news they sent a reporter out to a small town and intervied a bunch of senior citizens at a local diner. Every single one of those plus 60 seniors said they were voting for Obama.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 22, 2008 9:16 AM | Report abuse

Wow. I so read that as Kirstie Alley. Must finish coffee stat.

Posted by: WDC 21113 | October 22, 2008 8:47 AM

Likewise, WDC. It's still too early in the morning for that kinda mental image.

Posted by: Sappho | October 22, 2008 9:15 AM

Here we go....High School Celebsical.

Posted by: Sheeesh | October 22, 2008 9:20 AM | Report abuse

Hey, Anonymous at 9:16, you're on the wrong blog again!!

Why don't you go ask Chrissie Hyde her views on politics? I'm sure she'd love to chat with you.

Posted by: Amelia | October 22, 2008 9:22 AM | Report abuse

Last night on the local news they sent a reporter out to a small town and intervied a bunch of senior citizens at a local diner. Every single one of those plus 60 seniors said they were voting for Obama.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 22, 2008 9:16 AM

LOL! It's "interviewed"! And your grammar stinks!

Posted by: me | October 22, 2008 9:23 AM | Report abuse

Wow, Chrissie. Vomit and lick it up.

That's the clever lyricist we know and love.

Posted by: Sully's gonna make you, make you, make you notice | October 22, 2008 9:26 AM | Report abuse

Here we go....High School Celebsical.

Posted by: Sheeesh | October 22, 2008 9:20 AM
___________
Sheesh,
What does your comment mean?

Posted by: just wondering | October 22, 2008 9:26 AM | Report abuse

That Kirsten Dunst PSA is very...odd. I've been in a lot of movies, but I'm most proud of that especially crappy one about unrealistic high school cheerleaders.

Posted by: Sully's so sad for her | October 22, 2008 9:29 AM | Report abuse

Ahh, Chrissie Hynde, she's special, so special...

Who is this Katy Perry and why should I care?

Renegade Catholic sect? I thought those only existed in Dan Brown novels.

Posted by: Dorkus | October 22, 2008 9:30 AM | Report abuse

A slew of young celebs enjoyed the pool at Hollywood's Roosevelt Hotel over the weekend - oblivious to the fact that the hotel staff never drained the water after a dead body was found in the pool a week earlier...

Maybe the hotel staff simply poured an extra bottle or two of industrial-strength Lizard Island Brain Bleach into the pool water.


Paris Hilton to run for president in new music video

On the plus side, she's still too young to meet the Constitutional age minimum for a couple more election cycles.


Sumner Redstone files for divorce.

He's 85, she's 47, they were only married five years, he's worth billions. Even assuming a prenup, I'm sure she'll profit handsomely, but what a price to have had to pay.


Liz, you missed the double-entendre headline on the LiLo article: "3 men sue Lindsay Lohan over wild ride."


Re Stephen Baldwin (and his (literal) brethren): Hey, is this a great country, or what? Celebs can proclaim their political preferences without fear of winding up in a gulag.


Re Chrissie Hynde: Although I'm not enchanted by her particular way with words here, I'm inclined to give her the benefit of the doubt re their substance. She's probably referring to the Bradley Effect, which we won't know whether it's still operative during this election cycle (or if pollsters can now account accurately for it in their data) till late on the evening of November 4.

Posted by: Nosy Parker | October 22, 2008 9:30 AM | Report abuse

I thought Nicole Ritchie held her own on Chuck. Not sure I'd call it a cameo...it was a real role, not just a walk on.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 22, 2008 9:31 AM | Report abuse

Sully, what do you have against Bring It On? I love that movie.

Posted by: Dorkus practices his spirit fingers... | October 22, 2008 9:31 AM | Report abuse

I wonder if Ellen will ask Barack Obama why he's against gay marriage.


Stephen Baldwin's angry at Obama over the abortion issue? Three words, Steve: "Slap Shot 2."


Nicole Richie was kind of good in the few minutes I saw of [yawn] "Chuck".


I'd have settled for Will Ferrell playing GWB in the White House. It couldn't have been any worse.


Yo, Danny Partridge: Canseco's still on the 'roids. When he's done with you, you're going to look like Rueben Kinkaid.


Those guys had to sue Lindsay Lohan. Otherwise, their claim to fame is "one of the three guys who together not only couldn't get a drunken LiLo in the sack, but couldn't even stop her from stealing their car."


Weird: Sumner Redstone looks just like Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis would if Davis were wearing Donald Trump's toupee. (Compare ttp://tinyurl.com/5ff8w2 to http://tinyurl.com/2mzlem)


George Clooney dating Krista Allen again? That still looks like it says Kirstie Alley.


Dead-person pool water probably isn't even nearly the grossest thing going on in H'wood in a normal day. For instance, US Magazine says that Jeff Probst will be the host of "a new CBS reality show that follows people with terminal diagnoses 'on the last adventure of their life.'" (Hey, maybe the guy at the bottom of the pool just finished filming!)

Posted by: byoolin | October 22, 2008 9:33 AM | Report abuse

Missed an 'h':

(Compare http://tinyurl.com/5ff8w2 to http://tinyurl.com/2mzlem)

Posted by: byoolin hapologizes. | October 22, 2008 9:35 AM | Report abuse

Ahhh, the Baldwins are just an unremitting fountain of crazy, aren't they? It's almost relaxing.

Posted by: Bawlmer | October 22, 2008 9:39 AM | Report abuse

Dorkus- two things. First, well played with the Brass in Pocket lyrics. Second, as a cheerleader briefly in high school, I received a few too many basket tosses directly to the face (NOT a double entendre) to enjoy much of anything related to cheerleading any more...

...wait what was I saying? Where am I?

Posted by: Sully | October 22, 2008 9:41 AM | Report abuse

Amelia,
I was responding to ME's posts, not just posting out my a$$ like you.
Please read the other posts before saying something dumb.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 22, 2008 9:54 AM | Report abuse

Congrats to Kirsten Dunst for finally finding a way to make her teeth look normal. If only she could bring the pixelizer with her everywhere.

Posted by: M Street | October 22, 2008 9:55 AM | Report abuse

(Homer enters voting booth)

Homer: Oooh, one of those electronic voting dealies!

(Homer touches the box for Obama)

Machine: Beep! One vote for McCain. Thank you.

Homer: Hee, hee, hee. Nooo, I want to vote for Obama.

Machine: Beep! Two votes for McCain.

Homer: Huh!? Come on, it’s time for a change.

Machine: Beep! Three votes for McCain.

Homer: No, No, No!

Machine: Beep, Beep, Beep! Six votes for President McCain.

Homer: Hey, I only meant one of those votes for McCain…Wait a minute, this machine is rigged!

(Here the machine opens up, tries to suck Homer inside)

Must…tell…President…McCain…

This doesn’t happen in America. Maybe Ohio, but not in America!

Aargh! Aargh!

(Machine swallows Homer, then spits him out.)

Posted by: Homer Simpson tries to votes for Obama | October 22, 2008 10:04 AM | Report abuse

Amelia,
I was responding to ME's posts, not just posting out my a$$ like you.
Please read the other posts before saying something dumb.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 22, 2008 9:54 AM

Please, please, please! No more politics! No more parenting crap!

Posted by: Keep it a CELEB blog | October 22, 2008 10:04 AM | Report abuse

"me" must run with a way right-wing crowd. I'm 32 & am voting Obama, & so is my husband (33), both my parents (well over 30, obvs), & most of my friends. & most of my parents' friends, too, come to think of it...

That post DID make me feel way youthful, though. ZOMG LOL, or whatever the kids are saying these days.

Posted by: LittleMissMuskrat | October 22, 2008 10:07 AM | Report abuse

Homer Simpson's over 30, and he's voting for Obama too, or at least TRYING to!

Posted by: to LittleMissMuskrat | October 22, 2008 10:10 AM | Report abuse

without trying, I can think of 40 people I know or am related to in four states who are all over 50 and voting for Obama (some have already, early), including an 89 year old man (New Jersey) and an 88 year old woman (upstate New York).

Posted by: Anonymous | October 22, 2008 10:11 AM | Report abuse

Six states--just thought of another over 50 and two close to 40.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 22, 2008 10:13 AM | Report abuse

"me" must run with a way right-wing crowd. I'm 32 & am voting Obama, & so is my husband (33), both my parents (well over 30, obvs), & most of my friends. & most of my parents' friends, too, come to think of it...

That post DID make me feel way youthful, though. ZOMG LOL, or whatever the kids are saying these days.

Posted by: LittleMissMuskrat | October 22, 2008 10:07 AM

My crowd is mostly publicly PC libs for the sake of our jobs. In private, it is a far, far different matter.

Posted by: me | October 22, 2008 10:15 AM | Report abuse

Gonna be a long, poor 4 years.

But what does Hollywood care? Those people are loaded, barely pay taxes, and will be fine.

Posted by: Just saying. | October 22, 2008 10:19 AM | Report abuse

My crowd is mostly publicly PC libs for the sake of our jobs. In private, it is a far, far different matter.

Posted by: me | October 22, 2008 10:15 AM

Guess you don't work for Bush's administration.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 22, 2008 10:20 AM | Report abuse

Gonna be a long, poor 4 years.

But what does Hollywood care? Those people are loaded, barely pay taxes, and will be fine.

Posted by: Just saying. | October 22, 2008 10:19 AM

Job security for Tina Fey for 8 VP years, then another 8 Prez years....

Posted by: Wow | October 22, 2008 10:21 AM | Report abuse

Please, please, please! No more politics! No more parenting crap!

Posted by: Keep it a CELEB blog | October 22, 2008 10:04 AM
---------------
Seven of the links in the Morning Mix were directly related to politics/celebs.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 22, 2008 10:21 AM | Report abuse

Gonna be a long, poor 4 years.

But what does Hollywood care? Those people are loaded, barely pay taxes, and will be fine.

Posted by: Just saying. | October 22, 2008 10:19 AM

Hollywood thrived during the Great Depression, turning out escapist fare for the masses.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 22, 2008 10:25 AM | Report abuse

Seven of the links in the Morning Mix were directly related to politics/celebs.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 22, 2008 10:21 AM

Counting links, huh?

Posted by: Zzzzzzz | October 22, 2008 10:33 AM | Report abuse

Amelia,
"I was responding to ME's posts, not just posting out my a$$ like you.
Please read the other posts before saying something dumb.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 22, 2008 9:54 AM"

Thank you for your charming response and helpful suggestion!

You make this blog so much fun!

Posted by: Amelia | October 22, 2008 10:34 AM | Report abuse

Counting links, huh?

Posted by: Zzzzzzz | October 22, 2008 10:33 AM

Numbers don't lie, trolls do.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 22, 2008 10:35 AM | Report abuse

Amelia,
"I was responding to ME's posts, not just posting out my a$$ like you.
Please read the other posts before saying something dumb.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 22, 2008 9:54 AM"

This is the guy who is voting for Obama....

Posted by: Nice | October 22, 2008 10:37 AM | Report abuse

Counting links, huh?

Posted by: Zzzzzzz | October 22, 2008 10:33 AM

Numbers don't lie, trolls do.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 22, 2008 10:35 AM

They also can't count.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 22, 2008 10:41 AM | Report abuse

Control yourselves!! Resist the bait. Liz, we need a main post, stat.

Or perhaps a change in topic- I need a halloween costume and am not feeling creative. What should I wear as a mid twenties female?

Discuss.

Posted by: Sully | October 22, 2008 10:44 AM | Report abuse

Or perhaps a change in topic- I need a halloween costume and am not feeling creative. What should I wear as a mid twenties female?

Discuss.

Posted by: Sully | October 22, 2008 10:44 AM


Sarah Palin.

Kidding!!!!!!!!!!! Couldn't resist.

Posted by: Being Satan makes me sad | October 22, 2008 10:47 AM | Report abuse

Sarah Palin.

Kidding!!!!!!!!!!! Couldn't resist.

Posted by: Being Satan makes me sad | October 22, 2008 10:47 AM

Nice. Well done.

Posted by: Sully | October 22, 2008 10:53 AM | Report abuse

Or perhaps a change in topic- I need a halloween costume and am not feeling creative. What should I wear as a mid twenties female?

Discuss.

Posted by: Sully | October 22, 2008 10:44 AM

You omitted the fugly part....

Posted by: No costume required for Sully | October 22, 2008 10:54 AM | Report abuse

Or perhaps a change in topic- I need a halloween costume and am not feeling creative. What should I wear as a mid twenties female?

Discuss.

Posted by: Sully | October 22, 2008 10:44 AM

Sarah Palin's retarded kid. You need the attention.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 22, 2008 10:58 AM | Report abuse

I thought the chlorine took care of pretty much everything in pools. The hotel was just being "green" -- after all, we do have a impending water supply crisis in this country.

Also, what does George Clooney see in Kirstie Alley, who by the way is a Muslim Socialist.

Posted by: rashibama | October 22, 2008 11:01 AM | Report abuse

Kirstie Alley, who by the way is a Muslim Socialist.

It's far worse. She's a Scientologist.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 22, 2008 11:03 AM | Report abuse

Presidential Helicopter Moms:

http://blogs.wsj.com/juggle/2008/10/22/helicopter-parents-beneficial-or-detrimental/

Posted by: A two-fer for the goobers | October 22, 2008 11:06 AM | Report abuse

Kirstie Alley, who by the way is a Muslim Socialist.

I thought she was an arugula-munching surrender monkey! But then, so is George.

Posted by: Bawlmer has tongue firmly in cheek. | October 22, 2008 11:07 AM | Report abuse

Ok, I could go with fugly, but I thought the idea of halloween was to put on a costume and change your appearance.

Lovely crowd in here today.

Posted by: Sully | October 22, 2008 11:09 AM | Report abuse

Sully, you want to pair up and go as Sarah Palin and Tina Fey? I also need a costume. (You can be Tina, but only if I get to carry a moose-shootin' gun.)

Posted by: Bawlmer | October 22, 2008 11:12 AM | Report abuse

Lovely crowd in here today.

Posted by: Sully | October 22, 2008 11:09 AM

Water seeks its own level.

Posted by: It's a celeb blog | October 22, 2008 11:13 AM | Report abuse

Sully, you want to pair up and go as Sarah Palin and Tina Fey? I also need a costume. (You can be Tina, but only if I get to carry a moose-shootin' gun.)

Posted by: Bawlmer | October 22, 2008 11:12 AM

I'm in. I'll carry a stuffed moose to go with your moose-shooter.

Posted by: Sully thinks teamwork is a beautiful thing | October 22, 2008 11:14 AM | Report abuse

Summner Redstone might be playing it smart with the divorce timing. He is apparently overleveraged with debt and with stucks doing the limbo, he is worth less right now (again, do not ask me how I know this stuff). So, if he divorces now, it costs him less than if he divorces later when stocks rebound.

I assume this Katy Perry person is an adult. Why is she being criticized for just holding a knife but no one -- other than here -- says anything about Angelina buying her 7 year old a set of daggers?

Posted by: ep | October 22, 2008 11:22 AM | Report abuse

Sully, you want to pair up and go as Sarah Palin and Tina Fey? I also need a costume. (You can be Tina, but only if I get to carry a moose-shootin' gun.)

Posted by: Bawlmer | October 22, 2008 11:12 AM

Go as Sarah and her preggers daughter....

Posted by: Anonymous | October 22, 2008 11:25 AM | Report abuse

I haven't seen Sasquatch log on yet, but when he does, please be sure to wish him a big hairy birthday today.

Posted by: Mrs. Sasquatch | October 22, 2008 11:28 AM | Report abuse

Getting in a little late this am. I see the troll has been busy.
Nice try on the change in conversation Sully. My neighbors went last year as the Cheney hunting party (he was a dead ringer for Cheney). His wife used gauze bandages and strapped a bloody duck on her head. They won best costume. You could go as the huntress Palin and someone else could go as Bullwinkle.
Suprised to see how long the list of right leaning celebs there are. You don't hear much from them about their politics, not that we want to hear about politics from any celeb, right or left.
Dorkus, good one about the Mel Gibson sect. Now we know what the whips in the trunk are for. Sorry Mel, we thought you were just kinky.
Can't see the K.Dunce video. Man I am so disappointed....

Posted by: hodie | October 22, 2008 11:29 AM | Report abuse

Why are the mean people joining in lately? Are they leftovers from the defunct Balancing blog? It used to be just fun here.

Posted by: Kris | October 22, 2008 11:30 AM | Report abuse

Why is [Katy Perry] being criticized for just holding a knife but no one -- other than here -- says anything about Angelina buying her 7 year old a set of daggers?

Posted by: ep | October 22, 2008 11:22 AM

****

Maybe Katy Perry's a Jet and Maddox is a Shark.

Posted by: byoolin | October 22, 2008 11:32 AM | Report abuse

I hate to break this to ya, Toots, but yer hubby may be off in the woods celebratin' with Ms. Snatchquatch (while tryin' to dodge Sarah Palin's wolf-huntin' helicopter and moose-guns).

Posted by: to Mrs. Sasquatch | October 22, 2008 11:33 AM | Report abuse

WHAT?! If he's out there with any other little Quatch hussy, I'll be the one out there in the Sarah Palin helicopter with the moose gun!

Posted by: Mrs. Sasquatch | October 22, 2008 11:41 AM | Report abuse

Be careful out there, Toots, it's rutting season for meese and elk.

Posted by: to Mrs. Sasquatch | October 22, 2008 11:45 AM | Report abuse

WHAT?! If he's out there with any other little Quatch hussy, I'll be the one out there in the Sarah Palin helicopter with the moose gun!

Posted by: Mrs. Sasquatch | October 22, 2008 11:41 AM

Carm done. Sasquatch is gay, gay, gay.

Posted by: Load up on lube | October 22, 2008 11:50 AM | Report abuse

What, Ed Meese is rutting? Owe, the humanity!

Posted by: Anonymous | October 22, 2008 11:51 AM | Report abuse

Oh, no. Rest assured that Sasquatch is absolutely not gay, gay, gay. At least not when it comes to Sasquatch rutting.

Posted by: Mrs. Sasquatch | October 22, 2008 11:57 AM | Report abuse

Geeze, why are you folks discussing my mating habits? You'd think I was a celebrity or something (probably the latter).

Ms. Snatchquatch and I plan to get all warm and fuzzy by shopping for a replacement stove at Sears tonight. I can't imagine a better way to do a birthday. Can you?

And now to the main point of this seemingly pointless post:

What I want to know is whether the bartender at the Roosevelt hotel pool party served stiff drinks.

Posted by: Sasquatch is on the back burner today | October 22, 2008 12:18 PM | Report abuse

Oh, no. Rest assured that Sasquatch is absolutely not gay, gay, gay. At least not when it comes to Sasquatch rutting.

Posted by: Mrs. Sasquatch | October 22, 2008 11:57 AM

Confusing. Why is Sasquatch a big gay porn purchaser?

Posted by: ??? | October 22, 2008 12:18 PM | Report abuse

Sully, I'd be happy to lend you one the special suit I wore for the Patterson video, but I don't think you'd like being inside of a stinky old gorilla suit.

I was going to suggest carting around a monkey wrench and some pipe dope and going as Joe the Plumber, but I think doing so would crack open the door to requests for you to show a plumber's smile. So, no plumber.

If you intend to pal around with celebrity-minded people, and you have access to a baby-doll type of dress, you could go as Suri Cruise.

If you're going to a Halloween party and need a quick, cheap costume, you could grab a disposable camera, get in people's faces, trigger the flash, and tell them your a paparazzo.

If you're going somewhere with a male companion, put a leash and collar on him, and occasionally whisper in his ear. when people ask you who you are, tell them you are Caesar Milan.

Or you could not shower for a couple of days and go to a party as Mike Rowe.

These suggestions aren't too helpful, are they?

Posted by: Sasquatch says his suggestions aren't worth $h!t | October 22, 2008 12:31 PM | Report abuse

Confusing. Why is Sasquatch a big gay porn purchaser?

Posted by: ??? | October 22, 2008 12:18 PM

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Because I like laughing at your performance in those movies with your Sanford Number 2.

Posted by: Sasquatch says "No question" | October 22, 2008 12:33 PM | Report abuse

Confusing. Why is Sasquatch a big gay porn purchaser?

Posted by: ??? | October 22, 2008 12:18 PM

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Because I like laughing at your performance in those movies with your Sanford Number 2.

Posted by: Sasquatch says "No question" | October 22, 2008 12:33 PM

That 3-way doesn't count. I was drunk. Hic.

Posted by: ??? | October 22, 2008 12:45 PM | Report abuse

Sanford?

Posted by: huh? | October 22, 2008 12:55 PM | Report abuse

Okay, I can live with registration now. Seriously, can we snark on celebrity sex lives, not make crude (and unfunny, unoriginal) comments about the posters' alleged sex lives.

Posted by: ep | October 22, 2008 12:56 PM | Report abuse

Sanford?

Posted by: huh? | October 22, 2008 12:55 PM
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Oops! Sanford has re-branded their standard Number 2 as Papermate.
http://www.sanfordcorp.com/sanford/consumer/jhtml/new-product/browse_brand_product_list.jhtml?locationId=LOC00012¤tType=SNTYPE004&nextType=noValue&%2Fnr%2Fsession%2FUserContext.category=SNATT40009&_D%3A%2Fnr%2Fsession%2FUserContext.category=+&attributeId=SNATT40009&_DARGS=%2Fsanford%2Fjhtml%2Fnew-catalog%2Ffrags%2Fbrowse_subbrand_main.jhtml

Posted by: Sasquatch | October 22, 2008 12:59 PM | Report abuse

OK, now I get it.

Posted by: huh? | October 22, 2008 1:01 PM | Report abuse

Confusing. Why is Sasquatch a big gay porn purchaser?

Posted by: ??? | October 22, 2008 12:18 PM

****

How could that be confusing? People are big gay porn purchasers because small gay porn just isn't very much fun to watch: who wants to see Verne Troyer and Billy Barty gettin' it on?

Posted by: byoolin will have that stiff drink now, Sas. | October 22, 2008 1:05 PM | Report abuse

Byool, it may be tough to get the attention of the Roosevelt Hotel bartender. Things are pretty dead around here.

Posted by: Sasquatch | October 22, 2008 1:10 PM | Report abuse

But the Soylent Green maki rolls are to die for.

Posted by: possum | October 22, 2008 1:22 PM | Report abuse

Seriously, can we snark on celebrity sex lives, not make crude (and unfunny, unoriginal) comments about the posters' alleged sex lives.

Posted by: ep | October 22, 2008 12:56 PM

The posters are enjoying the comments....

Posted by: Duh | October 22, 2008 1:23 PM | Report abuse

the troll may be enjoying it, but not the celeb posters.

Posted by: to Duh | October 22, 2008 1:29 PM | Report abuse

But the Soylent Green maki rolls are to die for.

Posted by: possum | October 22, 2008 1:22 PM

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Indeed, they are! Especially when you wash them down with a Dead Guy Ale.

Posted by: Sasquatch | October 22, 2008 2:08 PM | Report abuse

"To be honest, there's nothing I want to talk about less than politics. I'd rather vomit and lick it up," says Chrissie Hynde.

Does this mean that she plans on starring in a remake of The Great Santini?

Posted by: Sasquatch says "Eat up, you hogs!" | October 22, 2008 2:20 PM | Report abuse

RIP Dolemite

Posted by: Fan | October 22, 2008 3:00 PM | Report abuse

Does this mean that she plans on starring in a remake of The Great Santini?

Posted by: Sasquatch says "Eat up, you hogs!" | October 22, 2008 2:20 PM

Must be Army Brat............

Posted by: Yaawn | October 22, 2008 3:02 PM | Report abuse

Sully, if the costume store is out of Palin wigs and moose costumes, just buy a half-mask - you know, one of those things with sequins and feathers that covers the top half of the face. Then put on a party dress, and you're a reveler at a masquerade ball.

Posted by: BxNY | October 22, 2008 3:07 PM | Report abuse

I have to say that Bring It On has full icon status in my household, and no disparaging remarks about it are permitted. My niece has watched this movie more times than Howard Hughes watched Ice Station Zebra, and she and her friends have memorized all of the dialog. Sadly, it's their equivalent of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Posted by: alex doesn't understand it, but accepts it | October 22, 2008 4:10 PM | Report abuse

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