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Posted at 8:25 AM ET, 10/ 8/2008

Morning Mix: Halle Berry Named Esquire's 'Sexiest Woman Alive'

By Liz Kelly
Wednesday

Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron, Ashley Tisdale and Corbin Bleu arrive for the British premiere of 'High School Musical 3' in London. (AP)

Headlines: Halle Berry named Esquire's "Sexiest Woman Alive"... Queen Latifah says her sexuality is nobody's business... Scientology technologies "helpful," says Jennifer Lopez... Leonardo DiCaprio's "Body of Lies" co-star, Golshifteh Farahani, fears returning to Iran... George Clooney grows a 'stache... Nicole Kidman says three-month-old daughter is "reading the encyclopedia"... Ashlee Simpson throws "white trash"-themed birthday party... Britney Spears plays dress up in new video... Joan Rivers, Khloe Kardashian make themselves ridiculous for new season of "Celebrity Apprentice"... Travis Barker says he's thankful to be alive following crash... Nick Nolte escapes fire at Los Angeles home.

Rumor Mill: Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman back on... Christie Brinkley's ex says it's her fault he cheated... Victoria Beckham gets bird dropping facials, says source... Michelle Rodriguez disturbs hotel's peace, says fellow guest... Roseanne Barr offers $25,000 reward for return of sex tape... "SNL" pressured to pull bailout skit from Web site?

By Liz Kelly  | October 8, 2008; 8:25 AM ET
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Queen Latifah is the black Jodie Foster! LOL!

Posted by: The Merry Widow | October 8, 2008 8:35 AM | Report abuse

Jennifer Lopez gives yet another moronic interview. What else is new??

Posted by: One night only | October 8, 2008 8:40 AM | Report abuse

Ashlee's birthday: The difference is that this time, the "white trash" theme was intentional.


"Joan Rivers, Chloe Kardashian make themselves ridiculous for new season of 'Celebrity Apprentice'": show of hands, everyone who thought they were ridiculous well before next season's CA.


Speaking of ridiculous, it's Khloe with a K. (I wonder if she spells "bolour" with a K, silly bunt.)


How does Posh train those birds?


"Roseanne Barr offers $25,000 reward for return of sex tape." And we'll kick in another $25K.

Posted by: byoolin | October 8, 2008 8:52 AM | Report abuse

Joan Rivers, Chloe Kardashian make themselves ridiculous for new season of "Celebrity Apprentice"...

Well, *that* must have been such a stretch for both of them.

Roseanne Barr offers $25,000 reward for return of sex tape...

Yikes! And the guy who has it will use the $25K to pay for an eyeball and brain bleach to remove the horrific images..

Posted by: sunnydaze | October 8, 2008 8:56 AM | Report abuse

"Roseanne Barr offers $25,000 reward for return of sex tape." And we'll kick in another $25K.

Posted by: byoolin | October 8, 2008 8:52 AM

Not to worry, byoolin. Your identity in the tape is well concealed by the mask and ball gag.

Posted by: Wow | October 8, 2008 8:56 AM | Report abuse

There are no words for:
Joan River hawking some of the worst looking cupcakes ever created...

Khloe Khardashian and the rest of her kooky klan...

bird poo facials...

the universe of J-Lo...

a sex tape featuring Roseanne Barr...

Michelle Rodriguez saying if her 'friend' didn't open the door she wouldn't get her d*l*o back...

My son got home from Iraq today. That's all I care about.

Posted by: methinks | October 8, 2008 8:58 AM | Report abuse

Haha! You said "ball gag!"

Posted by: sophomoric | October 8, 2008 8:58 AM | Report abuse

"Roseanne Barr offers $25,000 reward for return of sex tape"

You know, up until a few minutes ago, I had no idea that a sex tape featuring Roseanne Barr existed.

Oh, for a return to those days...

Posted by: Arlington, VA | October 8, 2008 9:00 AM | Report abuse

Congrats methinks! Please give him a big hug and lots of thanks from the whole sunnydaze family.

Posted by: sunnydaze | October 8, 2008 9:00 AM | Report abuse

In otherwords, Peter Cook was total freak but Christie wasn’t going along with it so he cheated.

Posted by: Lisa1 | October 8, 2008 9:03 AM | Report abuse

That's good news, methinks.

Posted by: byoolin | October 8, 2008 9:03 AM | Report abuse

"My son got home from Iraq today. That's all I care about."

Posted by: methinks | October 8, 2008 8:58 AM

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Great news! Congrats to the both of you.

Posted by: Arlington, VA | October 8, 2008 9:03 AM | Report abuse

Not to worry, byoolin. Your identity in the tape is well concealed by the mask and ball gag.

Posted by: Wow | October 8, 2008 8:56 AM

****

Not well enough, apparently.

Posted by: byoolin probably shouldn't have demanded 2nd billing in the credits. | October 8, 2008 9:04 AM | Report abuse

Methinks -- yay for you and your son. Enjoy every second.

Posted by: Liz Kelly | October 8, 2008 9:07 AM | Report abuse

My son got home from Iraq today. That's all I care about.


Posted by: methinks | October 8, 2008 8:58 AM

Then why was your post sooo long?

Posted by: Confused | October 8, 2008 9:18 AM | Report abuse

Then why was your post sooo long?

Posted by: Confused | October 8, 2008 9:18 AM

Eat sh*t and die, troll.

Posted by: Being Satan makes me sad | October 8, 2008 9:29 AM | Report abuse

Jennifer Lopez says she wishes people wouldn't criticize what they don't know about. Well, enlighten us, Jenny. What communication technologies is she talking about? Does it have anything to do with Grace Jones' antennae?

Ashlee Simpson-white trash party. How appropriate.

$25,000 reward for Roseanne Barr sex tape. Just look for the guy gouging his eyes out.

Has Posh's poo-powder facials and night cream been approved by the FDA? Serious side effect is that you eventually start looking like a bird. Posh has evidently been using this for a long time.

Posted by: hodie | October 8, 2008 9:31 AM | Report abuse

Congratulation and thanks to methinks and son!

Posted by: hodie salutes | October 8, 2008 9:33 AM | Report abuse

Roseanne sex tape....ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ewwwwww......


How many thetans do you think J-Lo can fit in her badunka dunk?

There was one day I was walking through the park and I got hit with some bird poo, in my haste to wash it off me I never realized I was flushing a potential gold mine down the sink.

I love that the Simpson family is the epitome of class and sophistication.

I predict that by age 3 & 1/2 baby Sunday will have already become a Wikipedia Editor, which might help to raise the quality of some of its entries.

Congrats methinks, enjoy the homecoming.

Posted by: Dorkus | October 8, 2008 9:34 AM | Report abuse

Halle Berry is Esquire's Sexiest Woman With A Movie Coming Out In The Next Three Months That Has Agreed To Do A Cover Shoot For Us In A Wet Bathing Suit And/Or Lingerie.

Posted by: yellojkt | October 8, 2008 9:41 AM | Report abuse

The bird droppings maybe good for Posh's face but they wreak havoc on my car. I am willing to scoop the droppings into a container and sell it to her.

The more you pay the more helpful those Scientology techniques get.

Wait, someone had sex with Roseanne and evidence of the encounter?

Congrats to Methinks and family.

Posted by: petal | October 8, 2008 9:41 AM | Report abuse

Nicole Kidman's daughter is also able to leap tall buildings in a single bound and is faster then a locomotive.

Methinks,
As an ex-Marine, I say tell your son all decent Americans are proud of his service and welcome him home.
I wish him a great life.

Posted by: dw | October 8, 2008 9:44 AM | Report abuse

I wonder why it is that some folks take great offense if you refer to them as "ex-marines" and others refer to themselves that way. I was given to understand that an ex-marine had been kicked out. An honorable discharge of any kind makes one a "former marine". What say you, dw?

Posted by: Anonymous | October 8, 2008 9:53 AM | Report abuse

Can we all chip in to have Roseanne's sex tape returned unreleased?

Posted by: Paul | October 8, 2008 9:54 AM | Report abuse

The linked JLo article states, "The interview was originally done for a major fashion magazine, which removed [the reporter] from the story after Lopez regretted some of her comments and asked that the story not be published."

JLo, honey, that's not how journalism works (unless you assume fashion magazines are mere entertainment, not true journalism): you give an interview on the record, then anything you say during it is fair game for the article, provided it's quoted accurately and in context.


Queen Latifah says her sexuality is nobody's business.

True for all celebs who choose to keep their personal lives private, as long as they don't behave or speak out in a homophobic manner in public.


"White trash" and Britney on consecutive lines. Didn't realize they were separate items.


Nicole Kidman says three-month-old daughter is "reading the encyclopedia"...

Nicole says she was just joking (no doubt mocking all those parents who brag about how precocious their kids are).


Yay, methinks and family! Enjoy your well-deserved reunion.

Posted by: Nosy Parker | October 8, 2008 9:54 AM | Report abuse

I think I meant, faster then a speeding bullet, more powerful then a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings with a single bound.

Posted by: dw | October 8, 2008 9:56 AM | Report abuse

Anonymous, I have actually heard the same thing. I was honorably discharged, but call myself an ex-Marine. I think the difference is that I have been out since 1984 (San Diego, CA boot camp 1980 OOOH RAH!!) and the use of former Marine came about more recently.

Posted by: dw | October 8, 2008 9:59 AM | Report abuse

Happy reunion, methinks. We need a Hallmark card for this type of occasion.

Posted by: yellojkt | October 8, 2008 10:02 AM | Report abuse

Clooney's new mustache makes me think of 70s porn stars, and not in a good way. Skeevy. I hope it's just for the role.

And congrats to you and yours, methinks!

Posted by: Bawlmer | October 8, 2008 10:09 AM | Report abuse

Welcome home Methinks' son. Thank you for your service.

When I heard about the Nick Nolte fire yesterday, my first thought was "he was drunk and smoking in bed, then fell asleep."

Peter Cook is really bitter about not getting millions in the divorce settlement isn't he? I mean, Heather got more than he did and all he did was cheat.

Posted by: ep | October 8, 2008 10:11 AM | Report abuse

Nicole Kidman says three-month-old daughter is "reading the encyclopedia"...

Nicole says she was just joking (no doubt mocking all those parents who brag about how precocious their kids are).

Aww, come'on Nosy. You're spoiling the fun. I was just gonna say my 13yo graduated from college 2yrs ago and was nominated for the Nobel this morning.

Posted by: hodie | October 8, 2008 10:21 AM | Report abuse

If y'all want to see the documentary based on Men Who Stare at Goats, it's in Google Video, and it is awesome.
Welcome home Methinks, Jr.

Posted by: other liz | October 8, 2008 10:27 AM | Report abuse

My son got home from Iraq today. That's all I care about.

Posted by: methinks | October 8, 2008 8:58 AM

Methinks wins for best post of the day! Congratulations and happy homecoming to your family.

Posted by: Sappho | October 8, 2008 10:34 AM | Report abuse

hodie
I was just gonna say my 13yo graduated from college 2yrs ago and was nominated for the Nobel this morning.

I'm sure the only reason these things didn't happen so quickly was because the kid has been too busy training for the next Olympics, right ;-)

Posted by: Nosy Parker | October 8, 2008 10:41 AM | Report abuse

ep
When I heard about the Nick Nolte fire yesterday, my first thought was "he was drunk and smoking in bed, then fell asleep."

I had the same reaction when I saw Liz's listing, but at the risk of throwing cold water (so to speak) on the snark, it sounds like Nolte was not to blame, and took appropriate actions (calling 911, trying to extinguish the fire in the interim). Thanks goodness no one was seriously injured.

Posted by: Nosy Parker | October 8, 2008 10:46 AM | Report abuse

A Roseanne Barr sex tape. And she's worried it'll get aired publicly? Even at Guantanamo that would be considered cruel and unusual! (I was going to say "over the top" but thought better of it.)

George Clooney looks like a late-period Rock Hudson in that photo. Not good.

Big thanks and welcome home to Methinks' son.

Posted by: BxNY | October 8, 2008 10:59 AM | Report abuse

Now, wait a minute.

Is that sex tape something Roseanne bought on e-bay and enjoys watching in the privacy of her own bathtub or does she actually "star" in it?

How come our juciest snark seeds come from Britain's news rags?

Did Nick Nolte fall asleep after he fell asleep after smokling some primo weed?

Posted by: Curmudgeon | October 8, 2008 11:03 AM | Report abuse

Now, wait a minute.

Is that sex tape something Roseanne bought on e-bay and enjoys watching in the privacy of her own bathtub or does she actually "star" in it?

How come our juciest snark seeds come from Britain's news rags?

Did Nick Nolte fall asleep after he fell asleep after smokling some primo weed?

Posted by: Curmudgeon | October 8, 2008 11:03 AM

Spelling Police! Pronto!

Posted by: Anonymous | October 8, 2008 11:12 AM | Report abuse

My son got home from Iraq today. That's all I care about.

Posted by: methinks | October 8, 2008 8:58 AM
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Welcome home, methinks, jr.! And thanks to you and your family for their service!!!

Posted by: clw loves wonderful news | October 8, 2008 11:17 AM | Report abuse

the photo in the article about the (ew!) rosanne barr sex tape (ew! ew, ew!) looks photo-shopped (badl). Is this some kind of hoax???

Posted by: is this a joke?! | October 8, 2008 11:20 AM | Report abuse

sending cyberhugs -- and thanks -- to methinks' son.

if george doesn't shave off the stache after his movie's done, i will be verklempt.

brinkley's ex is a really, really classy guy.

what's the white stuff on Nick's nose in that picture?

Posted by: b | October 8, 2008 11:28 AM | Report abuse

Agree the picture of George Clooney is not good. That stash has aged him 20yrs. He also looks a bit emaciated.

The web police at my work won't let me open the Golshifteh Farahini story. Can someone remind me who that is?

Nosy, you are right. Look for him in 2012 to shatter that measly 8 gold medal record of Phelps. LOL

Posted by: hodie | October 8, 2008 11:37 AM | Report abuse

Jimmy Kimmell and Sarah Silverman are back together???

Does this mean we'll get a new youtube video called "We're F---ing Each Other"?

And who's f---ing Matt Damon now? Ben Affleck???

Posted by: Brutal is concerned | October 8, 2008 11:40 AM | Report abuse

The fisherman on Deadliest Catch get bird poo facials all the time. Does nothing for them whatsoever.

Perhaps Posh's new diet plan is to catch the bird flu before everyone else does.

Posted by: MoCoSnarky | October 8, 2008 11:49 AM | Report abuse

So glad you're home, GI Methinks.

We are all grateful for and amazed at your bravery and dedication.

HINT: Let your mom kiss you all over your face for awhile. She needs to.

Posted by: Curmudgeon | October 8, 2008 11:50 AM | Report abuse

Is that travis barker's real neck? he looks like ET.

And he should get back on an airplane. what are the odds of him being in TWO plane crashes? he's set for life!

Posted by: wats | October 8, 2008 12:00 PM | Report abuse

So the Simpsons busted out their wardrobe from before they had stylists? How convenient.

Posted by: Mz Fitz | October 8, 2008 12:13 PM | Report abuse

Welcome Home, sonthinks
Congrats to methinks and familythinks

Posted by: Lisa1 and Mr. Lisa1 | October 8, 2008 1:04 PM | Report abuse

I was going to suggest we mail the Roseanne sex video to Osama bin Laden (that'll smoke him out!!) But then I thought he's probably too busy watching Men Who Stare At Goats, or you know, actually staring at a goat himself.

Posted by: possum | October 8, 2008 1:05 PM | Report abuse

Roseanne Barr + sex tape = TMI!

There is a rumor going around that Jamie Lynn Spears is preggers again. Yikes.

Posted by: spartan | October 8, 2008 1:07 PM | Report abuse

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/enquirer_world_exclusive_jamie_lynn_spears_pregnant_again/celebrity/65548

Posted by: if it's in the National Enquirer, then it must be true | October 8, 2008 1:49 PM | Report abuse

methinks, congrats on his return, thank him for his service for me & my family!

Posted by: Beth | October 8, 2008 1:54 PM | Report abuse

What happy news methinks, congratulations!

Posted by: jes | October 8, 2008 1:58 PM | Report abuse

I'm a little late to the party today but I wanted to say welcome home to Methinks Jr. and I know all your family and friends are sending up prayers of thanksgiving to have you back. Thank you for serving our country in conditions that those of us at home cannot even imagine.

Posted by: jaybbub | October 8, 2008 1:59 PM | Report abuse

Oh byoolin, how has no one picked up on your Python brilliance? "An accident when I was a sboolboy..."

"What, spell 'bolour' with a k?" is the all-time favorite line in my family. And that's saying something.

Also, can I say "duh" to picking Halle Berry as the sexiest. If I liked girls she would be at the top of my to-do list.

And I loooove The Queen 'cause she's talented and confident and smart and successful and fierce. Her sexuality just ain't an issue, nor should it be.

Posted by: jaybbub | October 8, 2008 2:02 PM | Report abuse

"LOS ANGELES - An attorney for Britney Spears has rejected a plea offer that would have placed her on a year's probation and forced her to pay a $150 fine in her misdemeanor driver's license case.

Attorney J. Michael Flanagan says Spears would consider an offer that reduces the charge to an infraction and requires her to pay a $10 fine. He says if the case does go to trial as scheduled later this month, he will appeal any conviction.

He says the 26-year-old singer is being unfairly targeted because she is a celebrity and doesn't deserve a blemish on her criminal record.

The charge is the last remnants of a criminal case that city prosecutors lodged against Spears after she hit a parked car in August 2007 and left without notifying the owner."

Unfairly targeted because she's a celebrity? More like he wants special treatment because she's a celebrity. Sheesh.

Congrats Methinks on the safe return of your son.

Posted by: hermespal | October 8, 2008 2:22 PM | Report abuse

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Yawnnnnnn | October 8, 2008 2:52 PM | Report abuse

Roll over and go back to sleep, troll.

Posted by: regular | October 8, 2008 2:59 PM | Report abuse

Joel wrote: "On the body-language intangibles he won in a rout."

What I said in my own little blog earlier today:

Political historians often talk about how John Kennedy won that famous debate against Richard Nixon because Kennedy was tv-ready and photogenic while Nixon looked sweaty, shiny and five-o'clock-shadowy. Viewers who watched last night's debate between Barack Obama and John McCain saw something similar, I think. Whatever the score was on the issues, Senator Obama clearly won the theatre portion of the evening.

Obama projected a presidential air on the stage - he was calm, relaxed, graceful and seemed to embody authority.

John McCain was pacing like an animal in a cage. At times he stalked from point to point on the stage like a kid in a school play trying to make sure he hit his marks - "My friends, [stop here] my record is clear. [go there] I have a strong record [stop here] on the issue."

Where Barack Obama's baritone is steady, warm, and even, John McCain's voice is thin, reedy, and - it has to be said - whiny. Where Obama was conversational, McCain beat the words "my friends" to death with repetition.

If last night's debate had been an episode of "America's Got Talent" - or, better yet - "The Gong Show," Obama's performance would have won. Hands down, my friends.

Posted by: byoolin | October 8, 2008 11:35 AM

Posted by: Anonymous | October 8, 2008 3:45 PM | Report abuse

Late to the party out here on the West Coast, but don't even know where to start.

Ashlee Simpson throws a white-trash themed party? That must have been a stretch.

Khloe Kardashian makes herself look ridiculous? That must have been a stretch. Especially from someone whose parents can't spell, whose father sheltered a murderer and whose claim to fame is a sister who is the world's 2nd biggest skank (next to Paris Hilton).

Roseanne Barr sex tape? Words I hope NEVER to hear again, and a visual that will scar me for life.

Saving the best for last ... congrats methinks and familythinks, and enjoy. :-)

Posted by: Californian | October 8, 2008 3:50 PM | Report abuse

Hey Californian, we're ALWAYS late to this party and it seems like most of the lizards have decamped to the tiki bar.

I couldn't agree more about the Kardashians--I would personally hand the whole lot of them gold plated tickets for the Manhattan Project. There is such an ick factor to them.

I can't even express *shudder* what the words Roseanne....B a r r .....s e x t a......pe (god, I actually said it) together in the same universe, much less sentence, invokes. Excuse me while I retch.

Posted by: hermespal | October 8, 2008 4:09 PM | Report abuse

Hi, Californian and hermespal. Some of us Easterners drop in toward the end of the work-day to catch up on the day's news. Agree with you both on all counts.

byoolin (and anyone else who's interested), did you catch this article re the New York artist who created reduced-size money to hand out to Wall Streeters yesterday?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/10/07/AR2008100703150.html?hpid=artslot
Since she didn't make them exactly the same size as the genuine article, she shouldn't have the legal troubles that Mr. Boggs did.

Posted by: Nosy Parker | October 8, 2008 4:23 PM | Report abuse

All right, Nosy Parker and hermespal! Late we may be, but at least we didn't miss the party. :-)

One evening I found myself in the classic train-wreck situation with that craptacular "Keeping up with the Kardashians" show ... I *so* did not want to look, but couldn't look away. God they are vapid and cringe-inducing. I just felt the overwhelming urge to take the hottest shower I could stand with the strongest anti-bacterial soap imaginable afterwards.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 8, 2008 4:46 PM | Report abuse

Shoot, forgot to sign my name to that last post. It was from me, Californian.

Posted by: Californian | October 8, 2008 4:47 PM | Report abuse

Californian (or anyone else), is Kim K's mother Bruce Jenner's ex?

Posted by: Nosy Parker | October 8, 2008 5:14 PM | Report abuse

We really should look into a second Manhattan Project ship. The first one seems to have filled up quickly. Also, I just realized that Melissa Rivers wasn't included a a new apprentice. I thought they were a packaged deal.

Posted by: petal | October 8, 2008 5:25 PM | Report abuse

A few of us are still around.

I'm hoping Sasquatch drops by. I'd like to find out if the hurricane that attacked Maine and Nova Scotia spoiled his vacation.

And maybe he can explain how a hurricane got to Maine and Nova Scotia.

Posted by: Curmudgeon | October 8, 2008 5:29 PM | Report abuse

Nosy, I think the Kardashian kiddie's mom is still married to Bruce Jenner. I've never seen the show or anything his kids have been in, but from what I've heard they damn near cornered the market on vapid.

Posted by: jes | October 8, 2008 5:30 PM | Report abuse

thank you all for your kind words.
i can assure you the methinks family tiki bar has been serving all day and will continue into the wee small hours of the night.

Posted by: methinks | October 8, 2008 5:34 PM | Report abuse

methinks, we all hoist our tiki mugs(?) and wave our tiny drink-umbrellas in honor of thinks jr. (but how will you ever explain Lizard Island to him?).

Posted by: Nosy Parker | October 8, 2008 5:37 PM | Report abuse

In no particular ordure...errr...order:

Hurricane/Tropical Depression Kyle swerved 50 miles east of the forecast, so the effects were much subdued. Tropical Depression Kyle must have been taking his meteorological Zoloft. And yes, hurricanes can hit Nova Scotia. Hurricane Juan did a lot of damage there in 2004.

Even though Kyle passed by, the ship nearly grounded out later in the week when the winds from another system gusted about 15 mph higher than forecast.

Still, there were moments under full sail....I think that a person cannot claim to have fully experienced the sea until they cruise in a tall ship under full sail.

As for Victoria Beckham's facials, seems to me that she must be resorting to powdered guano because Beckham himself is not up to the job.

How does Ashlee Simpson's White Trash party represent a departure from her everyday routine?

I see that Nick Nolte has apparently been freebasing again. Didn't he learn anything from Richard Pryor? Or did he?

I'm pleased to read that Nicole Kidman's 3-month-old is learning to read. For a moment I was worried that she'd be using Nicole's great zucchini (see yesterday's blog) for early sex education.

Positive thoughts to methinks for the safe return of her son. Would that they could all come back safe and whole.

Posted by: Sasquatch up and out | October 8, 2008 5:52 PM | Report abuse

As for the Roseanne Barr sex tape, I hope that the donkey was wearing a disguise...for his sake.

Perhaps Roseanne could ask Nicole Kidman to lend her the Great Zucchini.

Posted by: Sasquatch | October 8, 2008 5:56 PM | Report abuse

I hope that the donkey was wearing a disguise

And a condom.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 8, 2008 6:05 PM | Report abuse

methinks, we all hoist our tiki mugs(?) and wave our tiny drink-umbrellas in honor of thinks jr. (but how will you ever explain Lizard Island to him?).

Posted by: Nosy Parker | October 8, 2008 5:37 PM
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Nosy, Young methinks has just finished a tour of duty in Iraq. I believe that understanding Lizard Island will be a snap.

Welcome home to Sasquatch, too. A tall-ship cruise sounds like a wonderful trip. (they let you on one? didn't they notice that you're, um, different?)

Posted by: Curmudgeon | October 8, 2008 6:17 PM | Report abuse

Wow, methinks. Hug him tight. What wonderful news, and I second Sasquatch's sentiment.

Posted by: Amelia | October 8, 2008 8:45 PM | Report abuse

hermespal & Californian, don't feel bad. I may be on the other coast, but I often join the party even later than you do! Some days, Celeb snark is my only source of amusement no matter how late I have to arrive to catch up. (I think I'm going to quit my job if my boss volunteers me for one more crappy rush project. Grrr.)

Posted by: alex still has a long way to go, can't believe it's only Wednesday | October 8, 2008 9:21 PM | Report abuse

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