Have Yourself a Merry Little Hoff-mas

Egads, would a little warning about Santa Hoff have been too much? Some of us were trying to eat.

Well, sorcerers_cat, you ask for it, you got it!

Poor Queen Liz, her disease has degenerated from EWS (Elijah Wood Syndrome) to that dreaded but rare and highly incurable Hoffitis in just one day! We need a doc who specializes in infectious diseases.

Paging Dr. House, Dr. House, please call your service!

Chacun à son goût.

I was hoping for "Dumkopf Hoff" showing him from that YouTube video his daughter took of him coming off a bender.

Guess I'll have to settle for Cliff Richard! Julio Iglesias! Or some other has-been singer -- at least now we know where they all go to rot in obscurity.

The Santa pic makes him look like he just stumbled off the beach and mugged the guy playing Henry VIII at the Renaissance Festival.

Hoff has definitely entered some weird alternative universe where he is the center of it. I really don't know who is more egomaniacal, Hoff or Shatner. I do not want to see the results of the runoff.

ep, on that note, imagine a movie starring Shatner, The Hoff, and Bruce Campbell. I think the world might collapse under the weight of all those egos in one place.

All I can say about this is, Yikes!

Alright, Hoff! this is an intervention! What's in that mug you're holding? Hand it over.

I KNEW it! Look, Hoff, Black Russians are not the Breakfast of Champions.

Never mind Der Hoff: what about Sir Cliff Richard in his bubble bath, blowing bubbles at you?

I for one am so glad to hear about this, as I was fretting about what to get everyone I know for Christmas! Now my prayers are answered!

...So seedy...Does he really have nothing better to do than have a photo shoot that will make small children cry or run in terror...I would have nightmares if one of those was in my house.

Dear Mr. Hasselhoff,

Thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart (and stomach) for not wearing a Speedo in your Christmas photo.

Love,

MDReader

will make an excellent white elephant gift. It's either that or my Homer Simpson Chia pet.

Look, if I want pictures of an old guy in bathing trunks standing in the back yard, I can just take a picture of my husband for free.
What about Smilin' Bob with his sackful of confidence? I'd rather have a picture of him!!

I just learned that the site will PREVIEW the comments you type in. Which means you can create your own little Hoff messages from your desk! Not as classy as the frame poster, but perfect for inter-office greeting cards!

Dorkus, you had me until you stuck Bruce Campbell in there. He doesn't have an ego. He genuinely enjoys working and has fun doing it.

I was actually thinking of Hoff guesting on the same episode of CSI: Miami with Diddy. Then you get Diddy, Hoff and Caruso.

Ok, ep, yeah that's a pretty egotastic collection you have there.

This is awesome. Those dogs playing poker prints are getting really hard to find.

Maybe somebody could catch Hoff on a bender, convince him he's a Hoffit, give him a ring and send him off on a multi-year quest in Middle Earth.

This is positively craptacular.

Christmas shopping - DONE!

Here's my four lines (apologies to my high school German teacher):

Ich unterziechne bilder fur bier!
Haben sie ein rolle fur mich?
Baywatch Norsee, vielleicht?
Ich hoffe dass ich noch eine karriere in Deutschland habe.

Every year I fantasize about buying everyone a Chia pet. Everyone. Just to imagine the "WTF?" expressions. I mean, it would provide my family with a topic of discussion/righteous indignation into infinity.

Well, now thanks to Liz I have the Ultimate WTF Christmas Present. Laminated Hoff posters inscribed with a font that mimics the Hoff's actual handwriting. It just doesn't get better than that. It's HoffTASTIC.

Um...who is Paul Potts & why would his parents saddle him with a name that sounds like he's in line to be the next Vietnamese dictator?