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Posted at 7:29 AM ET, 03/ 3/2009

Sean Penn Wants 'Milk' Day; Rihanna and Chris Brown Reportedly Return to L.A.

By Liz Kelly

Jeffrey Dean Morgan and co-star Malin Akerman at the party following the premiere of their new movie 'Watchmen' in Hollywood on Monday. (Reuters)
Tuesday

Headlines: Sean Penn lobbies for Harvey Milk Day in California... Katie Holmes opens up about Suri, Tom Cruise... Rachael Ray defends racy photos, Dunkin Donuts deal... Don't look now, but Jennifer Aniston's commenting on her divorce from Brad Pitt again; wants to be a Bond girl... Back injury kept Javier Bardem from attending Oscars... Emma Watson accepted to Yale... Sharon Osbourne sued for allegedly attacking "Rock of Love" contestant... Sean Connery investigated for userous loan to pal.

Pix: Britney Spears Circus tour sneak peek (ticket sales weak)... Minnie Driver + big sweater = baby bump for one paparazzi agency... For another, the formula is Pam Anderson + clingy white top... Frieda Pinto, Eva Mendes and ScarJo walk the runway for Dolce and Gabbana... Ashton Kutcher videotapes himself while riding motorcycle... Kanye West and new girlfriend Amber Rose shop in Hollywood.

Crime Watch: Gary Collins gets four months in jail for DUI.

Rumor Mill: Rihanna and Chris Brown return to L.A.; case turned over to district attorney... Nicole Kidman denies she's pregnant... Lindsay Lohan puts New York apartment on the market... Date says mercury man Jeremy Piven tried to load her up on sake... Has Calista Flockhart never seen beau Harrison Ford's "Star Wars?"... Did Elton John's post-Oscar bash make people sick?

First Lady Watch: Critics blast sleeveless official photo... Did Obama unknowingly channel Hillary Clinton? A history of first ladies' and bare arms... NPR investigates the "Obama effect" on hair... Jewelry designer psyched to see first lady wearing her earrings.

Say What?
"Oh, my God! Doesn't she realize she is 60-years old? Come on!" -- Jose Canseco, whose fuzzy math doesn't diminish his disgust at ex Madonna's new 22-year-old boyfriend.

By Liz Kelly  | March 3, 2009; 7:29 AM ET
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Comments

Don't look now, but Jennifer Aniston's giving a whole new meaning to the phrase "celebrity stalker."

As for being a "Bond girl", if she means Gold Bond Brand Foot Powder, then _maybe_. If she means "James Bond", she's dreaming in technicolour.


Emma Watson accepted to Yale, prompting a whole bunch of dirty jokes with "Skull & Bones" in the punchline.


Sean Connery, maybe Bond Girl Jennifer Aniston can take the fall for you in this loan problem you're having. (Also, Liz Kelly, the word you're looking for is "usurious.")


On second thought, Liz Kelly, keep publishing links to pix of ScarJo and you can spell anything any way you want to.


"Ashton Kutcher videotapes himself while riding motorcycle." Spoiler alert: he doesn't drop the bike or go over the handlebars.


According to Defamer, Simona Fusca told a magazine that "she was horrified by [Jeremy Piven's] let's-get-you-drunk-and-hop-into-bed rude behavior." She apparently knows nothing about either modeling OR Jeremy Piven.

Posted by: byoolin1 | March 3, 2009 8:18 AM | Report abuse

As a public service, here are the 'racy' Rachel Ray photos from FHM:

http://www.retardedsnotebook.com/2009/03/rachel-ray-fhm-photos.html

Yummo!

Posted by: yellojkt | March 3, 2009 8:25 AM | Report abuse

Getting models drunk on saki? Why didn't I think of that? Because I don't know any models? Gotta rethink my strategy here.

Posted by: yellojkt | March 3, 2009 8:28 AM | Report abuse

Emma Watson not only got accepted to Yale, she got accepted to Cambridge to study English literature. Hopefully she will be a better example to all those young girls out there who look up to LiLo and the like.

Posted by: mcleve | March 3, 2009 8:47 AM | Report abuse

The Rachel Ray photos are racy--for 1907 on the Jersey Shore. Thighmaster for Rachel Ray! Stat!

I thought Shelley O looked good in her portrait.

Posted by: jelo | March 3, 2009 9:02 AM | Report abuse

Bond....usury Bond.


Here's a thought....Maybe, just maybe, if you reporters quit asking Jennifer Aniston about Brad Pitt, she'll stop talking about him. OR, Jennifer, perhaps if you ignore the questions, they'll stop asking (or make-up something else about you).

Congrats Emma Watson.

Perhaps Harrison shouldn't let Calista see Star Wars, because then she'll know that when he refers to her as his little Jabba the Hut, she'll know it is not a very flattering pet name.

Racy photos of Rachel Ray? Yucko.

Posted by: hodie | March 3, 2009 9:10 AM | Report abuse

I can't believe Michelle Obama is baring her arms like that hussy, Mamie Eisenhower. Ha!

Seriously, why do some people have to dump on everything? She's wearing the traditional little black dress. It's sleeveless. Get over it.

Calista, I have a feeling Harrison was not an Ally McBeal fan, either, so you're even.

Posted by: msame | March 3, 2009 9:14 AM | Report abuse

I think Jennifer Aniston is hot. Why couldn't she be an older, sophisticated bond girl?

At least she doesn't look like a stick with big, fake boobs that would fall over in the wind.

Posted by: supersonic1 | March 3, 2009 9:28 AM | Report abuse

Rhinanna - again, he beat you in public until a bystander called the police.

Based on her behavior, I don't think this was the first beating. Just the first one anyone else cared enough to stop. I'm thinking the blame goes also to Diddy - if he wanted to help, he should have kept them apart for a long, long cooling off period and introduced her to other guys.

But he didn't b/c Diddy seems to endorse treating women very, very badly.

Posted by: Amelia5 | March 3, 2009 9:29 AM | Report abuse

I like me some Rachel Ray. These pictures are old, but my math tells me she is approaching 40. Can a Playboy spread be far behind (so to speak)? I won't even have to turn down the sound.

Halle Barry was Bond girl when she was "old." Jen probably could be too. One of the girls in the last Bond film had like 3 minutes of screen time total, so it could be OK.

Calista could in no way be Princess Leia. Maybe that's why Harrison likes her.

Here I am defending Madge again. Why not, Jose? She takes steriods too.


Posted by: reddragon1 | March 3, 2009 9:45 AM | Report abuse

Liz - the links on the main page are all kerflooey. When I click to get to blogs, I get inauguration information.

Posted by: mat00 | March 3, 2009 10:09 AM | Report abuse

I don't know, I think Jose might just be deserving of Comment of the Week.

I actually saw the comments Jennifer Aniston made about Brad. She must have been reading Celebritology and realized the victim route wasn't getting her any sympathy.

Rachel Ray in racy photos *shudder*

I don't believe Calista has never seen 'Star Wars'. A more likely story is that she saw it and like every other 14 year old girl when that movie came out she had a HUGE crush on Mark Hamill.

Posted by: jes11 | March 3, 2009 10:23 AM | Report abuse

The record execs will be pleased with the Chris/Rhianna developments... still waiting on his Prodigy cover.

What a message this sends... man this country can be screwed up sometimes...

Posted by: quintiliusvarus | March 3, 2009 10:31 AM | Report abuse

$500 for Brittney Spears tickets? Really?

Posted by: kirstenpaulson | March 3, 2009 10:38 AM | Report abuse

RE "As a public service, here are the 'racy' Rachel Ray photos from FHM:

http://www.retardedsnotebook.com/2009/03/rachel-ray-fhm-photos.html

Yummo!"

Cheesy, yes. Racy, no!

Posted by: MzFitz | March 3, 2009 10:42 AM | Report abuse

Too bad this isn't a real story:
'Sharon Osbourne sued for allegedly attacking "Rock of Love" contestant... Sean Connery'

Posted by: otherliz | March 3, 2009 10:57 AM | Report abuse

Liz - you really missed this one but i'll fix it for you.

Crime Watch: Gary Collins gets four months in jail for DUI, and NBC executives guilty of crimes against humanity for letting the insufferably unfunny Jimmy Fallon on air for another night.

Posted by: quintiliusvarus | March 3, 2009 10:59 AM | Report abuse

I'm having a hard time getting past the mention of Rachel Ray's racy photos. Oh the horror.

Emma's parents should write a book which should be required reading for Lilo and Brit's parents. Also, it doesn't seem like they're using her as a meal ticket. Hmmmmmm.

Posted by: petalceleb | March 3, 2009 11:11 AM | Report abuse

Rachael Ray photos - silly, not sexy.

Congratulations, Emma Watson.

Seems like that 007 is less license to kill than license to break kneecaps if not repaid in full, with interest, by the next payday. Memo to Connery: Fuhgedaboudit. You have the wrong accent, and we know you'll never be able to pull off Noith Joisey Italian.

I just don't see Jen as Bond Girl material. She's too much the all-American girl next door; too nice, not enough spice. And it's not a question of age. Halle Berry was a bit older by Hollywood standards when she played the role, but Halle Berry is smokin' hot, so it didn't matter.

Who is the rocket scientist that decided Minnie Driver's frumpy sweater means she's pregnant? If that's all it takes to start a rumor, there are a lot of middle-aged women with some rumor-quashing to do.

Now Pam Anderson, I'd be surprised if she could even get pregnant. Enough STDs can cause permanent damage, after all.

Posted by: northgs | March 3, 2009 11:28 AM | Report abuse

"Sharon Osbourse allegedly assaults 'Rock of Love' contestant" sounds like an episode of "Cops."

Posted by: northgs | March 3, 2009 11:33 AM | Report abuse

For a minute there I thought that pic was of Javier Bardem since he was mentioned in today's column!!

Posted by: wadejg | March 3, 2009 11:33 AM | Report abuse

Me too, wadejg!

Posted by: Guest1234 | March 3, 2009 11:41 AM | Report abuse

Are Calista and Harrison trying to set a record for longest celebrity engagement?

Why is Rachel Ray?

Does celebrity stalker Jennifer Anniston realize if she just refuses to answer questions about the divorce (which is now ancient history in pop-culture years), there's an itsy-bitsy chance that reporters just might possibly, could maybe, stop asking about it?

Posted by: memphis1 | March 3, 2009 12:22 PM | Report abuse

Hmm, as far as I can tell from that article, Jen IS trying to put to rest the constant nonsense about Brangelina.

I can't see or hear the name Jose Canseco without thinking, teeny weeny. I guess to Madonna, size really doesn't matter.

The Katie Holmes "interview" is about as sugary as one of her homemade cupcakes. I'm not buying it.

I heart Michelle Obama for going sleeveless. That is all.

Posted by: Californian11 | March 3, 2009 12:42 PM | Report abuse

That last picture of Scarjo in the Dolce & Gabbana spread looks to me like she is playing the part of Dorothy in an "adult" version of The Wizard of Oz.

Having looked at the both the Rachel Ray and Pamela Anderson pix, I must say the Rachel Ray looks healthier and more nearly normal than Miss Sillycone Anderson and her hamstring cellulite. However, Rachel, that glazed doughnut look has got to go.

Javier Bardem's absence proves that the Kodak Auditorium is no country for old men, or anyone who feels like an old man.

When will NPR investigate whether there is an Obama effect on female topiary?

Thank heavens that Ashton Kutcher didn't videotape himself on the toilet.

Betrothal to Calista Flockhart ain't like dustin' crops, Hodie.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | March 3, 2009 1:07 PM | Report abuse

Jennifer Aniston needs to stop trying to be sexy and mysterious in her photo shoots--she just can't pull it off. That b & w peekaboo shot is laughable--she looks like a little girl trying to be all grown up. She just does NOT have the heat to make a Bond girl. Then again, they once cast Denise Richards as a nuclear physicist, so it's possible they could completely miscast again.

The fashion critics are wrong. Msame is right: Classic little black dress (paging Audrey Hepburn), pearls = classy and elegant. If she'd done some fancy designer number she'd be "out of touch" with the economic times. I thought she looked perfect.

Posted by: sorcerers_cat | March 3, 2009 1:08 PM | Report abuse

Hmmm...hinky, if you ask me.

GLAMOUR asks, "What would you tell our readers about what your husband’s really like?"

KATIE HOLMES responds, "KH: He loves women; he was raised with sisters."

Sounds a bit defensive to start out with that comment right out of the gate.

Posted by: mdreader01 | March 3, 2009 1:12 PM | Report abuse

Sorcerers Cat, the critics are jealous of Michelle Obama's arms and shoulders. The critics wish they could rock a sleeveless dress like that.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | March 3, 2009 1:13 PM | Report abuse

Northgs, I am so glad someone else knows how to spell "Fuhgedaboudit"

sorcererscat, the Bond people could do a lot for Jen with computer enhancement.

Posted by: reddragon1 | March 3, 2009 1:23 PM | Report abuse

Betrothal to Calista Flockhart ain't like dustin' crops, Hodie.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | March 3, 2009 1:07 PM

Sorry Sas, that one flew right over my head!

Posted by: hodie | March 3, 2009 2:02 PM | Report abuse

even though *I* cannot spell "steroids."

Posted by: reddragon1 | March 3, 2009 2:08 PM | Report abuse

Han Solo: Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy!

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | March 3, 2009 2:15 PM | Report abuse

I stopped reading the Katie Holmes article when she is quoted as saying "Diane Keaton is a genius." Really.

Posted by: BraleyPJ | March 3, 2009 2:26 PM | Report abuse

I don't want to get all nitpicky (actually I do), but Obama's dress is floor length. Just can't tell from the picture. Heidi Klum had the same dress in blue.
http://projectrungaypagetwo.blogspot.com/2009/02/duchess-and-shelley-o.html

Posted by: jelo | March 3, 2009 3:08 PM | Report abuse

Thanks for the clarification Sas. Didn't remember that one.

Posted by: hodie | March 3, 2009 3:12 PM | Report abuse

Um, really, the portrait looks very nice. Not like she's wearing jeans and a tee. She has the arms for sleeveless. Of course I'm not really a fashion rule follower.

Let's talk about the $10,000 pair of earrings!!

Posted by: Vienna8425 | March 3, 2009 4:06 PM | Report abuse

No comment from Sasquatch on "Milk" day? Maybe Selma Hayek would show up.

Posted by: trichobezoar | March 3, 2009 4:29 PM | Report abuse

No comment from Sasquatch on "Milk" day? Maybe Selma Hayek would show up.

Posted by: trichobezoar | March 3, 2009 4:29 PM

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When in the Castro, you can't be too careful about the Selma Hayek impersonators. Especially on Milk Day.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | March 3, 2009 5:33 PM | Report abuse

"Thank heavens that Ashton Kutcher didn't videotape himself on the toilet."

Oh, God. Don't put ideas into his head.

Posted by: kjohnson3 | March 4, 2009 1:34 PM | Report abuse

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