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Posted at 8:15 AM ET, 04/ 7/2009

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Split, Ronson Family Seeks Restraining Order

By Liz Kelly
Tuesday

Headlines: Lindsay Lohan confirms split from Samantha Ronson; Ronson's family seeks restraining order... Farrah Fawcett's cancer spreads to liver, Fawcett rep says she's "not at death's door"... Gwyneth Paltrow and family relocating to L.A. (for a while)... Madonna and Guy Ritchie meet in London... Toby Keith accuses Ethan Hawke of lying in Rolling Stone article... Hugh Jackman starts Twittering... Thomas Calabro and Laura Leighton returning to "Melrose Place"... Viggo Mortensen quitting the movie biz?

Video: Mickey Rourke's Wrestlemania performance:

Crime Watch: Chris Brown pleads not guilty to alleged Rihanna assault... Courtney Love goes after alleged Kurt Cobain estate looters.

Rumor Mill: British tabloid claims Angelina Jolie collapsed on "Salt" set... Kate Moss penning Kosher cookbook?... Terrence Howard to play Macbeth?... Samantha Ronson uploads pic of coke line cake to Twitter... Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart tour White House... Rowdy Dennis Rodman booted from Hollywood hotel... Chris Noth still not confirmed for "Sex and the City" sequel.... Howard K. Stern expected to plead not guilty in Anna Nicole Smith drug case

Say What?
"Madonna, Britney Spears, Lady Gaga, Beyonce and Christina Aguilera. I wouldn’t even compare them to Heidi’s level. I am in the studio everyday with Heidi I know what’s coming. I can make claims like that." -- Spencer Pratt, when asked to name five pop stars not as musically gifted as girlfriend Heidi Montag.

By Liz Kelly  | April 7, 2009; 8:15 AM ET
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Comments

"Gwyneth Paltrow and family relocating to L.A. (for a while)... "

OMG! Gwynny forgot her undies and check out her foot garb!

Posted by: jezebel3 | April 7, 2009 8:45 AM | Report abuse

So Spencer, what you're saying is that Heidi is more in the Paris Hilton talent range? Because that would make a lot of sense.

Other than that, I've got nothin'.

Posted by: eet7e | April 7, 2009 8:46 AM | Report abuse

What do you mean, jezebel? I happen to think that papier mache and packing tape combine to make great footwear....snort.

Meanwhile, I've never actually seen an episode of "The Hills" but have nonetheless developed a problem whereby my gag reflex is triggered everytime Speidi speaks. Then again, maybe that's not a problem. Maybe it's a sign that I'm still ok.

Posted by: ASinMoCo | April 7, 2009 8:54 AM | Report abuse

Farrah Fawcett may not be at Death's door, but she seems to be playing in his front yard.


Paper and ink must be getting very cheap if Rolling Stone can afford to devote any to a Toby Keith - Ethan Hawke p*ssing match.


"Courtney Love goes after alleged Kurt Cobain estate looters." Is this a sequel to "OJ Simpson goes after Nicole Brown's murderers"? Because if it is, I think we know how that's going to turn out.


If Angelina Jolie collapses and falls, does it make a sound?


Terrence Howard's "Macbeth" will be worth the price of admission just to watch Lady Macbeth wash her hands with baby wipes.

Posted by: byoolin1 | April 7, 2009 9:11 AM | Report abuse

So Kate Moss, tell us, is SamRo's coke cake pareve or dairy?

(BTW, SamRo, LOVE IT!!!! Very droll.)

"papier mache and packing tape" - spot on, ASinMoCo!

Viggo Mortensen quitting film? Here's hoping we don't have another aspiring rapper on our hands...

Posted by: northgs | April 7, 2009 9:15 AM | Report abuse

Heincer, not Speidi. They do not get to give themselves a cool nic. They only get to be called the slightly demeaning nic that we give them. Oh, and Heincer, go away.

Why would Goopie and Chris Martin move a mattress from the UK to LA? The kids toys I can understand, but why wouldn't they just buy a new mattress?
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Terrence Howard's "Macbeth" will be worth the price of admission just to watch Lady Macbeth wash her hands with baby wipes.

Posted by: byoolin1

Um, byoo, it wasn't her HANDS that he wanted wiped with the babywipes....

Posted by: VaLGaL | April 7, 2009 9:20 AM | Report abuse

Five things that *do* compare to Heidi's "singing."

1: Roseanne's version of The Star Spangled Banner

2: Eddie Murphy as Buckwheat in "Buckwheat Sings!" SNL ad

3: A bucket of nails and three cats in an industrial blender

4: A 200-kazoo orchestra version of "Pleasures Of The Dance: A Collection of Norwegian Carpenters' Songs"

5: 10,000 fingernails on 1,000 blackboards.

Posted by: byoolin1 | April 7, 2009 9:21 AM | Report abuse

Wow, Lilo got an entire family to file a restraint against her. That's something.

"for a while" that's pretty open ended. Surely we can get Gwyneth to narrow it down. Won't she miss the UK ever so much?

So Courtney is going after herself?

I think Spencer is doing the world a service by warning us of what's coming. Also, can someone get him a job? No one should be forced to be in the studio everyday listening to that.

Posted by: petalceleb | April 7, 2009 9:27 AM | Report abuse

Also, can someone get him a job? No one should be forced to be in the studio everyday listening to that.

Posted by: petalceleb | April 7, 2009 9:27 AM
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With his extensive qualifications? No problem - McDonalds is hiring.

Posted by: VaLGaL | April 7, 2009 9:31 AM | Report abuse

Also, can someone get him a job? No one should be forced to be in the studio everyday listening to that.

Posted by: petalceleb | April 7, 2009 9:27 AM
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With his extensive qualifications? No problem - McDonalds is hiring.

Posted by: VaLGaL | April 7, 2009 9:31 AM | Report abuse

Uh-oh! Sorry bout the double post. Not sure how that happened...

Posted by: VaLGaL | April 7, 2009 9:32 AM | Report abuse

I'm no Gwynnie fan, but that DailyMail article was ridiculous. "A mattress!", "Kids' toys!", "A guitar!" Give me a schwa-schwa break. I'm also no Toby Keith fan, but he could snap that pretentious tool Hawke like a twig, and I wish he would.

Posted by: jelo | April 7, 2009 9:34 AM | Report abuse

Uh-oh! Sorry bout the double post. Not sure how that happened...

Posted by: VaLGaL | April 7, 2009 9:32 AM | Report abuse

Online porn abuse.

Posted by: jezebel3 | April 7, 2009 9:36 AM | Report abuse

I think in a contest of who's the bigger tool, Toby Keith is probably a bigger tool than Ethan Hawke.

Kris Kristopherson, on the other hand...Well, I love Kris Kristopherson.

Remind me again: what is a Heidi Montag? Spencer Pratt?

Posted by: memphis1 | April 7, 2009 9:51 AM | Report abuse

Well, I'd say it's hard to determine whether Toby Keith or Ethan Hawke is the bigger tool, but just to be on the safe side, I'd favor depositing both of them on a desert island surrounded by man-eating sharks. You know, so that Paris Hilton would have some company.

Posted by: ASinMoCo | April 7, 2009 10:03 AM | Report abuse

"Kristofferson, in a statement, said he did not recall the incident ... "

There's a shocker.

Posted by: jezebel3 | April 7, 2009 10:17 AM | Report abuse

"If Angelina Jolie collapses and falls, does it make a sound?"

Yes -- a dry rustling sound, like autumn leaves.

Posted by: otherliz | April 7, 2009 10:23 AM | Report abuse

I've just re-upped my membership with Team Ritchie. Guy is an upstanding chap.

Six months in the states? The Gwynneth Paltrow/Chris Martin divorce rumors start in 5...4...3...2...1...

I'm just as confused with Toby Keith today as I was with Sarah Palin yesterday. Is he angry at Ethan Hawke for mentioning the incident or for not naming him?

Either way, if that was you, Toby, you're an idiot.

Say what you will about "lefties." Toby insulted Kris Kristofferson (who is capable of pummelling him even at his advanced age) and he did it at Willie Nelson's birthday concert abd got away with it intact. Then again, we all know what altered state everyone is at Willie's birthday party...

Still, had someone insulted Toby's "rightie" views at one of his concerts, they'd probably end up in a bloody heap.

Posted by: mdreader01 | April 7, 2009 10:25 AM | Report abuse

On a desert island, I have a feeling that Toby would be consuming the Hawke over a fire on the beach. Toby is a bigger tool, Hawke is a pretentious tool. But at least, Toby was on the Colbert Christmas Special.

Posted by: jelo | April 7, 2009 10:25 AM | Report abuse

Farrah Fawcett may not be at Death's door, but she seems to be playing in his front yard.
Posted by: byoolin1 | April 7, 2009 9:11 AM | Report abuse

Unfortunately this is true. Gardisil came a few decades too late for Farrah. Get your girls vaccinated people.

Impressed with Guy being supportive to Madonna on her failed adoption. Shows class.

Lilo, all I can say is 'bout time.

That pic of Angelina looks nothing like her.

Posted by: hodie | April 7, 2009 10:26 AM | Report abuse

"Remind me again: what is a Heidi Montag? Spencer Pratt?"

That's a damn good question. Anyone?

Posted by: milesdy | April 7, 2009 10:33 AM | Report abuse

The Rourke/Jericho video is down, but you can see pictures at the WWE website.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/wrestlemania/showphotos/9781048/

Posted by: DCCubefarm | April 7, 2009 10:55 AM | Report abuse

Based on the extreme co-dependent relationship that Lindsay has with her boyfriend Sam - sorry I mean girlfriend - how long before LiLo has a drug overdose or head shaving freak out ala Britney?

Posted by: buffysummers | April 7, 2009 10:56 AM | Report abuse

Online porn abuse.
Posted by: jezebel3

LOL - no jez, I didn't go to UMD.

Gardisil came a few decades too late for Farrah
Posted by: hodie

Dr. hodie, doesn't she have anal cancer? (which I could have lived my whole life without knowing about.) Does Gardisil protect against that?

Posted by: VaLGaL | April 7, 2009 11:03 AM | Report abuse

GOOP is dissed again! (From today's MSNBC Scoop column)

Scientists scorn Gwyneth’s shampoo fear
Gwyneth Paltrow might be good at dishing out advice on exercise and good foods on her Web site Goop, but experts wish she would quit with the medical advice.

Paltrow reportedly posted a missive on the dangers of shampoo, saying, “Fetuses, infants and toddlers are basically unable to metabolize toxins the way adults are, and we are constantly filling our environment with chemicals that may or may not be safe.”

Bacteriologist professor Hugh Pennington told the British press that unless you drink shampoo in large quantities, it is safe, and by and large, Paltrow’s claims were loopy.

“It does annoy me when celebrities use their position to spout nonsense,” Pennington said. “They have a perfect right to their views, even if they are loopy, but they do hold a position of influence.”

Posted by: StuckatWork | April 7, 2009 11:18 AM | Report abuse

Hugh Jackman is twittering...so many jokes, so little time...**lesigh**

Posted by: wadejg | April 7, 2009 11:42 AM | Report abuse

Not to brag or anything but I predicted the Anne Heche Epiphany for Lilo months ago. Thus begins Chapter Two.

jez, your "omg" post lured me into checking out Gwynnie's pic. Now I need brain bleach, and must admit that I am too gullible even at this advanced age.

Posted by: reddragon1 | April 7, 2009 11:44 AM | Report abuse

VaLGaL, Gardisil protects against infection with some strains of human papilloma virus (those that are most likely to cause cancer). HPV is transmitted via sexual contact, which of course is not limited to vaginal intercourse; HPV is therefore responsible for some oral and anal cancers as well as cervical cancer. None of which are any fun at all.

So, second to what Hodie said, get your daughters vaccinated, and when/if the vaccine is approved for boys, get them shot up too.

Posted by: northgs | April 7, 2009 11:46 AM | Report abuse

“It does annoy me when celebrities use their position to spout nonsense,” Pennington said. “They have a perfect right to their views, even if they are loopy, but they do hold a position of influence.”

Posted by: StuckatWork | April 7, 2009 11:18 AM
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But Gwynnie happens to be one of those influential celebrities that we turn to for loopy views. Does anyone read GOOP as if it were the New York Times?

Posted by: mdreader01 | April 7, 2009 11:57 AM | Report abuse

thanks northgs, I was just going to explain the anal cancer/Gardisil connection for ValGal. Much if not most of anal cancer is related to the HPV virus.

Posted by: hodie | April 7, 2009 12:01 PM | Report abuse

I reread the Heincer thing. Dammit I have to defend Madge again. Ho can SING!! Plus so can Beyonce. Heidi needs to stick to whatever it is that made people notice her in the first place (implants?).

Posted by: reddragon1 | April 7, 2009 12:11 PM | Report abuse

Actually, I hate to say it but Gwynnie the Pooh is right. I once saw a toddler in the intensive care that drank a bottle of strawberry scented shampoo. This was many years ago, however, and regulations regarding the chemicals used in the products may have changed. I don't know for sure.

Posted by: hodie | April 7, 2009 12:16 PM | Report abuse

Ah, thanks northgs and hodie - learn something new everyday.

Posted by: VaLGaL | April 7, 2009 12:31 PM | Report abuse

This is completely unrelated to anything posted today, but a follow up to the Vince the Sham-WOW man who we are learned was allegedly involved in an "physical altercation" with a "lady of the evening"

I really hope this works.
Here's the 2 minute version - pay attention to the line

"we're going to make America skinny one slap at a time"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPKtBM99kAc

so maybe what he was doing was some sort of weight-loss thing?

Posted by: anonymouslurker | April 7, 2009 1:21 PM | Report abuse

Viggo - say it isn't so! Seeing you in movies is one of my life's greatest pleasures. I am one of the 17 people in the entire world who saw "Appaloosa" and loved it. Of course, with Viggo and Ed Harris both starring, there's no way I would have missed it. *sigh*

Posted by: jaybbub | April 7, 2009 1:43 PM | Report abuse

"They also lifted out a large model dinosaur and toy horse, which presumably belong to the couple's two children, Apple and Moses."
... Guffaw ... presumably? Hehehehe.

Can't believe Chris Brown has the nerve to plead not guilty.

SamRo and LiLo break up? SamRo does coke? Anorexic Angelina collapses? Dennis Rodman "rowdy"? I'm shocked! Shocked, I say!

Posted by: Californian11 | April 7, 2009 1:45 PM | Report abuse

I read about HPV causing anal cancer, and also that anal cancer is on the rise particularly in men. Be safe, everyone ...

Posted by: Californian11 | April 7, 2009 1:47 PM | Report abuse

I think I now know way more about Farah's sex life than I ever wanted to.

Posted by: jes11 | April 7, 2009 2:21 PM | Report abuse

Spencer could get pretty rich if he dispensed whatever drugs he's on. Like her music or not, Christina Aguilera has a tremendous voice. I'm still dosing myself with brain bleach to recover from Heidi's godawful video.

Say it ain't so Viggo! Too fine an actor (too FINE a man!) to leave the acting talent pool.
He's an odd duck in a lot of ways, but just too talented.

Posted by: sorcerers_cat | April 7, 2009 2:25 PM | Report abuse

"Kristofferson, in a statement, said he did not recall the incident ... "

There's a shocker.

Posted by: jezebel3 | April 7, 2009 10:17 AM

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SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | April 7, 2009 3:05 PM | Report abuse

I read about HPV causing anal cancer, and also that anal cancer is on the rise particularly in men. Be safe, everyone ...

Posted by: Californian11 | April 7, 2009 1:47 PM

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Speaking of anal cancers, what are Hannity and Limbaugh saying these days?

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | April 7, 2009 3:10 PM | Report abuse

What about those rumors (stared right her) that Viggo Mortensen plans to team up with Joaquin Phoenix for a Run DMC tribute tour?


Excellent snark about Farrah Fawcett being on Death's lawn. I was going to write something about her looking like Death's warm-over Sunday dinner leftovers, but I thought that would be a tasteless morsel.

Toby Keith temper tantrum!
Toby Keith temper tantrum!
Toby Keith temper tantrum!

Hmmmmm.......next great celebrity pairing: Toby Keith and LiLo? Place your bets on how long it would take before they had their first screaming match. Please calibrate your guess to the nearest tenth of a second.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | April 7, 2009 3:18 PM | Report abuse

Oh, and just a few more passing thoughts:

How D list are you that you have to tour the White House when the President and the First Lady are visiting abroad? I mean, it's awfully nice to get the 'cook's tour' but does it warrant a press release?

Now that we've seen their baking skilz displayed on Twitter, it's time for John Mayer and SamRo to face off on a Food Network Challenge.

And Chris Noth, we're in a recession. Mr. Big's not going to Tahiti. He's trying to avoid foreclosing on all his toxic NY real estate. Big and Carrie might attempt to find financing to buy the Hamptons estate of the Count and Countess DeLesseps, however.

Posted by: mdreader01 | April 7, 2009 3:25 PM | Report abuse

How D list are you that you have to tour the White House when the President and the First Lady are visiting abroad?

mdreader01

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The Obamas are visiting Angela Merkel?

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | April 7, 2009 3:28 PM | Report abuse

Dr. hodie, doesn't she [Farrah Fawcett]have anal cancer? (which I could have lived my whole life without knowing about.)

Posted by: VaLGaL | April 7, 2009 11:03 AM
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Time for someone to check the play lists on Lee Majors' and Ryan O'Neal's Ipods to find out which one has a certain Doors tune.

Posted by: angelos_peter | April 7, 2009 3:55 PM | Report abuse

Speaking of anal cancers, what are Hannity and Limbaugh saying these days?

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot

Thank you sas, I did not want to be the one to make an "anal cancer" joke. Very good.

Considering this isn't the first fued involving Toby Keith, I am inclined to believe Ethan Hawke's version of events.

Posted by: milesdy | April 7, 2009 3:59 PM | Report abuse

Considering this isn't the first fued involving Toby Keith, I am inclined to believe Ethan Hawke's version of events.

**** shades of the dixie chicks*****

Posted by: frieda406 | April 7, 2009 5:17 PM | Report abuse

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