Eye Acid: Heidi Montag Pratt's 'Black Out' Video
If you've been waiting for the latest salvo in Heidi Montag's Pratt's fledgling music career, the wait is over. Turns out she and brand-new husband Spencer Pratt were actually productive while locked down at their honeymoon in Cabo San Lucas (for fear of coming into contact with Swine flu and/or zombies).
And let's all take a second to thank them for it. Because it is hard proof that there is someone on the earth more self-involved and less talented than Paris Hilton. It seems to have been shot with a point-and-shoot (likely by Pratt) and no effort has been made to sync up the audio with Heidi's half-hearted singing/writhing.
Have a look, then share the first word(s) that pop into your mind below:
Mine: Worst video ever.
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Liz Kelly
| May 13, 2009; 10:47 AM ET
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Posted by: epjd | May 13, 2009 10:58 AM | Report abuse
I am not sure what hurts worse, my eyes or my ears.
Posted by: supersonic1 | May 13, 2009 10:59 AM | Report abuse
Never heard of these people; the video is blocked - wipeout topic.
Posted by: jezebel3 | May 13, 2009 11:02 AM | Report abuse
I couldn't give this more than thirty seconds. Two of my very important senses will probably never be the same.
Posted by: jhershelredpuppy1 | May 13, 2009 11:03 AM | Report abuse
Bad Soft Core
Tori Spelling's Jaw
*Let's, for one crazy moment, grant Pratt's argument that Heidi is more talented than Madonna, Brittney, and Lady Gaga COMBINED. I would really REALLY like to hear him explain why leaking low quality video is a good PR move, (even for the best pop performer EVER!!)
*Also, far be it for me to judge someone else's tan, but shouldn't SOMEONE on the set have made sure Heidi's arms matched the rest of her body?
Posted by: ishkabibbleA | May 13, 2009 11:07 AM | Report abuse
I watched the first ten seconds. Is it too much to hope that four minutes and forty seconds later it turns into a snuff video?
Posted by: byoolin1 | May 13, 2009 11:11 AM | Report abuse
Can't see it either, but it's Heincer. I propose we use "Heincer" as the synomym for "heinous" from now on. Previously, I thought it meant "vacuous," but obviously they have kicked it up a notch.
Posted by: reddragon1 | May 13, 2009 11:11 AM | Report abuse
Fortunately, I don't have sound so my ears aren't being punished like my ears. But the first words to my mind were: "Whoa. Bad soft core porn."
Posted by: melindaboyd | May 13, 2009 11:18 AM | Report abuse
Arrrghh and yeeech - that is really all there is to say.
Now I must go wash my ears out.
Posted by: tracyt42 | May 13, 2009 11:39 AM | Report abuse
I can see how she easily won the Miss California talent contes....
wait...I'm mixing up my blond bimbos.
Posted by: mdreader01 | May 13, 2009 11:50 AM | Report abuse
Oh....my....God.
Posted by: mlc2 | May 13, 2009 12:13 PM | Report abuse
Glad I watched before lunch.
Posted by: hodie | May 13, 2009 12:14 PM | Report abuse
Wonder what she thinks of gay marriage?
Posted by: pras40 | May 13, 2009 12:33 PM | Report abuse
Cheezy Eastern European techno-band cover dropping in 5, 4, 3, 2...
Posted by: northgs | May 13, 2009 12:44 PM | Report abuse
REALLY bad soft-core video, but it's a good soft-core soundtrack.
Posted by: northgs | May 13, 2009 12:46 PM | Report abuse
Hey Lady--you forgot to bring your pole!
Posted by: jelo97 | May 13, 2009 12:53 PM | Report abuse
Tho she might have brought the pole, but I could only stand 25 seconds.
Posted by: jelo97 | May 13, 2009 12:54 PM | Report abuse
Queen Liz: She watches, so I don't have to.
Posted by: Nosy_Parker | May 13, 2009 1:13 PM | Report abuse
Well....that was 20 seconds of my life I'll never get back.....
Posted by: ArlingtonVA1 | May 13, 2009 1:24 PM | Report abuse
Self-delusion that awful should be painful.
Posted by: DCCubefarm | May 13, 2009 1:35 PM | Report abuse
Poor Mexico. Narco-terrorism, swine flu, and now this.
Posted by: kabuki3 | May 13, 2009 1:57 PM | Report abuse
kabuki, maybe Montezuma will have yet another cause for taking revenge?
Posted by: Nosy_Parker | May 13, 2009 2:21 PM | Report abuse
Why couldn't they have just made a sex tape? That would have at least made some sense.
Posted by: StuckatWork | May 13, 2009 2:41 PM | Report abuse
I watched the first ten seconds. Is it too much to hope that four minutes and forty seconds later it turns into a snuff video?
Posted by: byoolin1 | May 13, 2009 11:11 AM
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http://instantrimshot.com/
Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 13, 2009 3:14 PM | Report abuse
You'd kind of think that after the derision she faced after the first writhing-on-the-beach video that they wouldn't risk this kind of thing again. But hey, at least now she's officially a prat too.
Byoo for comment of the week. Thank you.
Posted by: sorcerers_cat | May 13, 2009 4:07 PM | Report abuse
The ocean could have been miked louder. Way louder. With a couple of motor boats, cruise ships and a helicopter.
Posted by: mdreader01 | May 13, 2009 4:48 PM | Report abuse
Now I know why George Clooney barfed.
For a sequel, I think that Heidi should work with Spencer and reprise that movie scene in which Danny DeVito asks if "Debbie" can return a phone call because currently her mouth is full.
Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 13, 2009 5:25 PM | Report abuse
Yeah, the audio and video aren't synched because the idiot who put it on youtube posted it like that. Try a different link!
Posted by: jakesmith1 | May 13, 2009 7:28 PM | Report abuse
My first thoughts:
Cheap. The video and the sleaze in it.
Posted by: onlytheshadowknows1 | May 13, 2009 7:55 PM | Report abuse
worst boob job. ever.
Posted by: caroleg1 | May 14, 2009 8:03 AM | Report abuse
First thought: honeymoon home movies
To be fair, I did catch her on Letterman and she seemed fairly literate and coherent in her thoughts.....wait a minute....maybe that was someone else i'm thinking of
Posted by: IrishFox | May 15, 2009 10:24 AM | Report abuse
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Sadly the title is inappropriate in that you can both see and hear her.