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Posted at 10:47 AM ET, 05/13/2009

Eye Acid: Heidi Montag Pratt's 'Black Out' Video

By Liz Kelly

If you've been waiting for the latest salvo in Heidi Montag's Pratt's fledgling music career, the wait is over. Turns out she and brand-new husband Spencer Pratt were actually productive while locked down at their honeymoon in Cabo San Lucas (for fear of coming into contact with Swine flu and/or zombies).

And let's all take a second to thank them for it. Because it is hard proof that there is someone on the earth more self-involved and less talented than Paris Hilton. It seems to have been shot with a point-and-shoot (likely by Pratt) and no effort has been made to sync up the audio with Heidi's half-hearted singing/writhing.

Have a look, then share the first word(s) that pop into your mind below:

Mine: Worst video ever.

By Liz Kelly  | May 13, 2009; 10:47 AM ET
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Sadly the title is inappropriate in that you can both see and hear her.

Posted by: epjd | May 13, 2009 10:58 AM | Report abuse

I am not sure what hurts worse, my eyes or my ears.

Posted by: supersonic1 | May 13, 2009 10:59 AM | Report abuse

Never heard of these people; the video is blocked - wipeout topic.

Posted by: jezebel3 | May 13, 2009 11:02 AM | Report abuse

I couldn't give this more than thirty seconds. Two of my very important senses will probably never be the same.

Posted by: jhershelredpuppy1 | May 13, 2009 11:03 AM | Report abuse

Bad Soft Core

Tori Spelling's Jaw

*Let's, for one crazy moment, grant Pratt's argument that Heidi is more talented than Madonna, Brittney, and Lady Gaga COMBINED. I would really REALLY like to hear him explain why leaking low quality video is a good PR move, (even for the best pop performer EVER!!)

*Also, far be it for me to judge someone else's tan, but shouldn't SOMEONE on the set have made sure Heidi's arms matched the rest of her body?

Posted by: ishkabibbleA | May 13, 2009 11:07 AM | Report abuse

I watched the first ten seconds. Is it too much to hope that four minutes and forty seconds later it turns into a snuff video?

Posted by: byoolin1 | May 13, 2009 11:11 AM | Report abuse

Can't see it either, but it's Heincer. I propose we use "Heincer" as the synomym for "heinous" from now on. Previously, I thought it meant "vacuous," but obviously they have kicked it up a notch.

Posted by: reddragon1 | May 13, 2009 11:11 AM | Report abuse

Fortunately, I don't have sound so my ears aren't being punished like my ears. But the first words to my mind were: "Whoa. Bad soft core porn."

Posted by: melindaboyd | May 13, 2009 11:18 AM | Report abuse

Arrrghh and yeeech - that is really all there is to say.
Now I must go wash my ears out.

Posted by: tracyt42 | May 13, 2009 11:39 AM | Report abuse

I can see how she easily won the Miss California talent contes....

wait...I'm mixing up my blond bimbos.

Posted by: mdreader01 | May 13, 2009 11:50 AM | Report abuse

Posted by: mlc2 | May 13, 2009 12:13 PM | Report abuse

Glad I watched before lunch.

Posted by: hodie | May 13, 2009 12:14 PM | Report abuse

Wonder what she thinks of gay marriage?

Posted by: pras40 | May 13, 2009 12:33 PM | Report abuse

Cheezy Eastern European techno-band cover dropping in 5, 4, 3, 2...

Posted by: northgs | May 13, 2009 12:44 PM | Report abuse

REALLY bad soft-core video, but it's a good soft-core soundtrack.

Posted by: northgs | May 13, 2009 12:46 PM | Report abuse

Hey Lady--you forgot to bring your pole!

Posted by: jelo97 | May 13, 2009 12:53 PM | Report abuse

Tho she might have brought the pole, but I could only stand 25 seconds.

Posted by: jelo97 | May 13, 2009 12:54 PM | Report abuse

Queen Liz: She watches, so I don't have to.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | May 13, 2009 1:13 PM | Report abuse

Well....that was 20 seconds of my life I'll never get back.....

Posted by: ArlingtonVA1 | May 13, 2009 1:24 PM | Report abuse

Self-delusion that awful should be painful.

Posted by: DCCubefarm | May 13, 2009 1:35 PM | Report abuse

Poor Mexico. Narco-terrorism, swine flu, and now this.

Posted by: kabuki3 | May 13, 2009 1:57 PM | Report abuse

kabuki, maybe Montezuma will have yet another cause for taking revenge?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | May 13, 2009 2:21 PM | Report abuse

Why couldn't they have just made a sex tape? That would have at least made some sense.

Posted by: StuckatWork | May 13, 2009 2:41 PM | Report abuse

I watched the first ten seconds. Is it too much to hope that four minutes and forty seconds later it turns into a snuff video?

Posted by: byoolin1 | May 13, 2009 11:11 AM


Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 13, 2009 3:14 PM | Report abuse

You'd kind of think that after the derision she faced after the first writhing-on-the-beach video that they wouldn't risk this kind of thing again. But hey, at least now she's officially a prat too.

Byoo for comment of the week. Thank you.

Posted by: sorcerers_cat | May 13, 2009 4:07 PM | Report abuse

The ocean could have been miked louder. Way louder. With a couple of motor boats, cruise ships and a helicopter.

Posted by: mdreader01 | May 13, 2009 4:48 PM | Report abuse

Now I know why George Clooney barfed.

For a sequel, I think that Heidi should work with Spencer and reprise that movie scene in which Danny DeVito asks if "Debbie" can return a phone call because currently her mouth is full.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 13, 2009 5:25 PM | Report abuse

Yeah, the audio and video aren't synched because the idiot who put it on youtube posted it like that. Try a different link!

Posted by: jakesmith1 | May 13, 2009 7:28 PM | Report abuse

My first thoughts:

Cheap. The video and the sleaze in it.

Posted by: onlytheshadowknows1 | May 13, 2009 7:55 PM | Report abuse

worst boob job. ever.

Posted by: caroleg1 | May 14, 2009 8:03 AM | Report abuse

First thought: honeymoon home movies

To be fair, I did catch her on Letterman and she seemed fairly literate and coherent in her thoughts.....wait a minute....maybe that was someone else i'm thinking of

Posted by: IrishFox | May 15, 2009 10:24 AM | Report abuse

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