Bruno/Eminem MTV Award Incident Staged; Susan Boyle Suffered Anxiety Attack, Says Brother

Gotta agree with Pink's general assessment of Kanye West even if I can't agree with the specific premise.

Chloe, denim shorts to a fashion show is a fashion Hell No.

Okay, someone needs to file an injunction against TLC. Seriously. They need to stop exploiting these kids.

"TLC seeking new family for "Jon & Kate"-style multiple show"

What do you call TLC doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result?

Saw Pink in an interview once. Girl seems to actually have a brain, unlike so many other singers.

Rodman on Celebrity Rehab. Not sure "crazy" is a rehabbable condition.

Natasha, diet pills ruin everyone's body.

Liz, thanks for the "pin-ups" of Marilyn. Kids, these photos are what used to be suggestive. Do you think Marilyn looks more like Madge, or more like Brit?

For a minute, I thought George Wentz's bar was shut down. Cheers.

Apparently Angie has not discovered Vietnam.

Shame on Dennis Miller for making ranting acceptable. Now even Mel (Sugart**s) thinks it's OK.

Can the government please hire Lilo so I can quit in disgust?

Chloe, honey, shower.

JORTS? Are you f***ing kidding me?

Chloe S. is such a butterface. Remind me again how she got to be a fashion template?

Kayne West has some talent. But he desperately needs to improve his image. . He's too bulky. His skin is too dark. His butt is too big. And his nose needs its own zip code. I think that if he got some liposuction, a nose job, a butt tuck, and some skin bleaching to a light latte color, he could have a future. And he definitely needs to lose the soul patch. I think that a consult with Stacy London would do wonders

Ask Susan Boyle.

Looking at the pictures of Johnny Depp, my first thought (other than needing a cold shower) was if anyone decided to film a bio of Desi Arnaz, they need look no further.

PS, Did I call the Eminem/Bruno thing yesterday or what? Although it is kinda like predicting that if you check his background, you'll find out the Pope is Catholic.

Chloe Sevigny, I've always thought you were uber-cool, but for the love of Mike do you not own a hairbrush?

Ugh -- Not only does Choloe need a hair brush, but what is that style? Is she taking tips from Donald Trump? It looks like the world's biggest comb-over. Is she going bald?

Oh my. I now officially CAN NOT WAIT for my Vanity Fair to arrive.

Chloe looks awful, head to toe.

Suri Cruise on the other hand is too cute for words.

Did anyone watch "I'm a Celebrity" last night? If so, please summarize for us!

Wow. I don't know which show would be more entertaining to watch... the one about folks getting subdermal implants or the one about pregnant women dating?

Then again, producers will need to act fast with this call:

"Are you dying of a terminal illness while your spouse refuses to acknowledge the situation?"

I just read a sentence that contained the words Christian Slater and Obi-Wan. (Shudder).

Mel, since you are such a God fearing man, you might want to recall what happens to hypocrites.

I am still a little fuzzy on what a Shia LeBeouf is.