Kristen Stewart is Hott, and You Can Be, Too

"According to one guy (British? American?) surveyed, men 'get bored very easily.'"

That man does not live in my house. Hub could eat Chinese food every day and the squirts could eat mac and cheese for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Oh, and the last thing American men need to hear is that their sweeties need to BUY SOMETHING NEW in order to spice up their love life.

Checking my hott list:

Kristen Bell
Kirsten Dunst
Christina Aguilera
Chris Jansing
Billy Crystal
Bill Kristol

Not seeing a Stewart...Who'd you say she was again?

Sorry, that picture makes her look like an extra in the women's rugby episode of The L Word. Not that that can't be hot, but...

yellojkt, Bill Kristol?

I tried to make it through that Twilight movie but Kristin Stewart acts like she's tweaking throughout. I read that list, but I still don't see the appeal.

yellojkt, Bill Kristol?

Posted by: DorkusMaximus1
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In certain circles, Kristol-Meth is considered smokin' hot. Afterall, he gave us Sarah Palin. And he's the cover boy for Neo-Cons Gone Wild.

Liz
I was snapped out of a drooling catatonia by the site of Mr. Liz...

And where IS this website?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/lizandmatt/3825289578/

Oh, Sas, you're such a LITERAL cryptid! Better in this weather to be a littoral one, I suppose (must get hot under that natural fur coat, huh?).

"...it turns out that Stewart's attractiveness lies not in curves or sex appeal, but in her devil-may-care lack of glamour, her quirkiness and her smarts."

Well, that, or the fact that she's got two X chromosomes.

There's better double X's out there.

Dorkus, don't let the perfect become the enemy of the available and game for a quick knee-trembler.

You guys are way to esoteric this PM. And sas, you know way too much about Madge's hoo-hah.

Byoolin, were you ever in the Navy? When it comes to assignation, the operating principle among sailors is, "If she doesn't meet your standards, lower them."

Nosy writes:

"Better in this weather to be a littoral one, I suppose (must get hot under that natural fur coat, huh?)."

I wonder if Kristin Stewart sells sea shells by the seashore.

I am confident she wouldn't know a C Shell from a Bourne Shell from a Korn Shell.

"Polyamory," so that's what the kids are calling it these days.

You playin' some sorta shell game this afternoon, Sas? Goodness, it's too miserable to do any real work.

Kristen Stewart is more like a fashion model than classically beautiful. She has an upturned nose, slightly buck teeth, and is too thin, but there is something alluring about her face that draws you in. Also, all the tabloid photos of her smoking pot give her the wild girl cred.

Oh lizards, how I miss you. My new job means I have to be in meetings all day almost every day. Changing the world one 8-hour Integrated Product Team meeting at a time.

Anyway...When I hear Kristen Stewart, I always think Kristen Bell. Then, I'm always surprised to see a girl with dark hair and think "Wow, Veronica Mars got her hair dyed!" Then I realize that it's the Twilight chick and immediately get bored. Then I remember that I've never really seen an episode of Veronica Mars, either, so I crawl back into my hole with my Friends and Simpsons reruns.

Having only seen Kristen Stewart in "Zathura," I can tell you that she plays a teenage girl frozen for half the movie and does it very well. Beyond that, whatevs.

If you do get the time to check out the piece at yourtango.com, I would love to hear what you think!

Best Wishes,
Jenny Block
Author of "Open: Love, Sex, and Life in an Open Marriage"
www.jennyonthepage.com

I find her very resistible, and last time I checked, I'm a male. But I do get bored easily, often by girls/women who try to be quirky by spelling their name funny, like Kristen. OK, Wikipedia tells me it's "an alternative spelling of Kristin, a Scandinavian form of Christine." Still. And don't even get me started on celeb's baby names...