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Posted at 10:47 AM ET, 09/11/2009

Creative Captioning: Iman Dances Stands with Wolves

By Liz Kelly

Halloween seems to have come early in New York where the fashion world elite gathered Thursday evening for Fashion Night Out. Below, Mrs. David Bowie -- aka super model doyenne Iman -- seems to have been thrown to the wolves. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to come up with a gut-busting caption to accompany the picture. I don't want to pressure anyone, but hilarity better ensue. And ASAP.


(Getty Images)

The best of the bunch will be elevated to a place of prominence in this here blahg.

By Liz Kelly  | September 11, 2009; 10:47 AM ET
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Comments

Iman unveils her concept of formalwear wolves.

Posted by: MStreet1 | September 11, 2009 11:19 AM | Report abuse

Somewhere, a sheep is complaining to his dry cleaner about his missing suits.

Posted by: byoolin1 | September 11, 2009 11:23 AM | Report abuse

Her many years of wearing fur indiscriminately finally catch up with super model Iman.

Posted by: chibbs2000 | September 11, 2009 11:24 AM | Report abuse

Compared to living with Ziggy Stardust, this is pretty tame.

Posted by: SugarMagnolia22 | September 11, 2009 11:28 AM | Report abuse

Not to be out done by Tyra showing off her "real hair", Iman decides to show off the origin of her weave.

Posted by: Osteph | September 11, 2009 11:38 AM | Report abuse

Tyra was overheard saying "I was expecting Hugh Jackman."

Posted by: epjd | September 11, 2009 11:40 AM | Report abuse

Iman supports PETA by offering self as tasty morsel.

Posted by: kbockl | September 11, 2009 11:40 AM | Report abuse

Sorry that should be IMAN was over heard saying. It's been a really bad week.

Posted by: epjd | September 11, 2009 11:40 AM | Report abuse

[1] Iman teams up with Bunim-Murray for a new reality TV show.

[2] Iman poses with the items bequeathed to her in Michael Jackson's will.

[3] In a desparate bid for relavance, State Farm hires Iman and a team of wolfmen to pitch auto insurance.

Posted by: mdreader01 | September 11, 2009 11:55 AM | Report abuse

Here Iman demonstrates her fundamental misunderstanding of Furry Couture... who would want to Yiff with that?

Posted by: quintiliusvarus | September 11, 2009 12:00 PM | Report abuse

Kate Moss and Janet Dickenson surely haven't aged well.

Posted by: kvs09 | September 11, 2009 12:03 PM | Report abuse

Is this the NC State boosters' reception?

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | September 11, 2009 12:17 PM | Report abuse

Joaquin Phoenix and his coterie join Iman in celebrating fashion week.

Posted by: mat00 | September 11, 2009 12:26 PM | Report abuse

I saw two Werewolves with Jacko gloves on their hands
Walkin' through the streets of Soho in the rain.
They were lookin' for the big Fashion Night bash,
Gonna pose with Iman on the center stage.
Aaahoo, Werewolves of Fashion Night.

I saw Lon Cheney walkin' with Anna Wintour
Doin' the Werewolves of Fashion Night.
I saw Lon Cheney, Junior, walkin' with Anna Wintour
Doin' the Werewolves of Fashion Night.

I saw a Werewolf drinking a Pink Elephant at the Pink Elephant
And his Armani suit was perfect.
Aaahoo, Werewolves of Fashion Night.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | September 11, 2009 12:27 PM | Report abuse

Kate Moss and Janet Dickenson surely haven't aged well.

Posted by: kvs09 | September 11, 2009 12:03 PM | Report abuse
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ACK! That was my first though. Stupid meetings.

So I guess I'll have to say:

Wolves, the new plastic surgery rage.

Posted by: eet7e | September 11, 2009 12:31 PM | Report abuse

Or: Wolves, the new face of plastic surgery.

Posted by: eet7e | September 11, 2009 12:31 PM | Report abuse

Who knew sasquatch could look so good in a tux, though I dare to say s/he could use better dental care.

Posted by: kvs09 | September 11, 2009 12:34 PM | Report abuse

Who knew sasquatch could look so good in a tux, though I dare to say s/he could use better dental care.

Posted by: kvs09 |
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[Blush]

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | September 11, 2009 12:36 PM | Report abuse

Iman asks: "Are you related to that snarker Sasquatch?"

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | September 11, 2009 12:40 PM | Report abuse

Iman sez: "You'll be safe from Sarah Palin's hunting helicopters here."

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | September 11, 2009 12:43 PM | Report abuse

Iman in rehearsals for the revival of "Into the Woods".

Posted by: lydandy | September 11, 2009 12:54 PM | Report abuse

Ever the savvy mediawoman, Iman uses this photo-op to duck Joan and Melissa Rivers.

Posted by: Irwin_Fletcher | September 11, 2009 12:55 PM | Report abuse

Designers, your client for this challenge is a wolfman. Your job is to create a day-to-night look that transitions seamlessly from formal business attire to a look appropriate for devouring strangers by moonlight.

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | September 11, 2009 12:57 PM | Report abuse

"Quit laughing, Iman...these tux-pants are giving me a nut-crunch!"

Posted by: dcbny | September 11, 2009 12:58 PM | Report abuse

Aahooo, Sasquatch! That was GENIUS!

Posted by: kbockl | September 11, 2009 12:59 PM | Report abuse

Iman on a road with a load to tote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

Posted by: td_in_baltimore | September 11, 2009 1:09 PM | Report abuse

Iman instructs: "Now whatever you do, don't step off these little black platforms, because we don't want you scuffing the marble floors."

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | September 11, 2009 1:12 PM | Report abuse

They're the silver gloved yahoos who ate your Jimmy Choos.
Lately they've been chowing down on Prada.
You better stay away from them, they'll rip your tux pants hems.
Ha! I'd like to meet their tailor.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | September 11, 2009 1:15 PM | Report abuse

Modeling is so easy, even a wolf man can do it.

Posted by: RightWinger1 | September 11, 2009 1:16 PM | Report abuse

Purina One is the proud sponsor of Iman's "Shiny Coat" collection.

Posted by: mike76277 | September 11, 2009 1:17 PM | Report abuse

They're not wolves, they're those Diamond Dogs her husband tried to warn her about...mannequins with kill appeal.

Posted by: weaselB | September 11, 2009 1:31 PM | Report abuse

Wookie?!! No, no, I said, "Lookie!"

Posted by: doobrah | September 11, 2009 1:52 PM | Report abuse

"Get your paw off my a$$!"

Posted by: TMiami | September 11, 2009 2:39 PM | Report abuse

"Wait, this isn' the Louise Dahl-Wolfe fashion photography exhibit?"

Posted by: zeau | September 11, 2009 2:42 PM | Report abuse

Iman: I have this really creepy feeling that something is breathing down my neck...

Posted by: VaLGaL | September 11, 2009 2:45 PM | Report abuse

It's right behind me, isn't it?

Posted by: VaLGaL | September 11, 2009 2:46 PM | Report abuse

Oh crap, now I'll never get to Grandma's house.

Posted by: VaLGaL | September 11, 2009 2:47 PM | Report abuse

Huh, there's never a little pig around when you need one.

Posted by: VaLGaL | September 11, 2009 2:48 PM | Report abuse

You better stay away from them, they'll rip your tux pants hems.
Ha! I'd like to meet their tailor.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | September 11, 2009 1:15 PM

I would like to nominate sas for an award. And I would like to request a replacement keyboard...

Posted by: VaLGaL | September 11, 2009 2:50 PM | Report abuse

I've told those designers not to make the skirts too short - you can see how exposure to a full moon affects my friends.

Posted by: zeau | September 11, 2009 2:51 PM | Report abuse

VaLGaL
Huh, there's never a little pig around when you need one.

Maybe Alec Baldwin would volunteer his daughter.

Posted by: Nosy_Parker | September 11, 2009 3:00 PM | Report abuse

Ya see them prowlin' around the catwalk floor.
Ya better not let them in.
Iman got upstaged on Fashion Night.
By those gloved Werewolves again.
Aaahoo, Werewolves of Fashion Night.

Damn Paps.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | September 11, 2009 3:07 PM | Report abuse

Iman and her model friends Naomi and Tyra. No one will ever doubt again they are real b!tches.

Posted by: hodie | September 11, 2009 3:59 PM | Report abuse

I said fashion is a dog eat dog business!!

You were supposed to get electrolysis along with the mani/pedi.

This will upstage Sarah Jessica Parker!

Posted by: onlytheshadowknows1 | September 11, 2009 7:41 PM | Report abuse

sasquatchbigfoot for the win.

Posted by: onlytheshadowknows1 | September 11, 2009 7:42 PM | Report abuse

In yet another tribute to the late Michael Jackson, fashion superstar Iman decides to remake the thriller video in a more metrosexual, less zombie-like way.

Posted by: MrsKerin | September 11, 2009 11:26 PM | Report abuse

Iman's natural animal magnetism has gone horribly, horribly wrong.

Posted by: aallen1 | September 14, 2009 1:26 PM | Report abuse

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