Creative Captioning: Iman Dances Stands with Wolves

Iman unveils her concept of formalwear wolves.

Somewhere, a sheep is complaining to his dry cleaner about his missing suits.

Her many years of wearing fur indiscriminately finally catch up with super model Iman.

Compared to living with Ziggy Stardust, this is pretty tame.

Not to be out done by Tyra showing off her "real hair", Iman decides to show off the origin of her weave.

Tyra was overheard saying "I was expecting Hugh Jackman."

Iman supports PETA by offering self as tasty morsel.

Sorry that should be IMAN was over heard saying. It's been a really bad week.

[1] Iman teams up with Bunim-Murray for a new reality TV show.

[2] Iman poses with the items bequeathed to her in Michael Jackson's will.

[3] In a desparate bid for relavance, State Farm hires Iman and a team of wolfmen to pitch auto insurance.

Here Iman demonstrates her fundamental misunderstanding of Furry Couture... who would want to Yiff with that?

Kate Moss and Janet Dickenson surely haven't aged well.

Is this the NC State boosters' reception?

Joaquin Phoenix and his coterie join Iman in celebrating fashion week.

I saw two Werewolves with Jacko gloves on their hands
Walkin' through the streets of Soho in the rain.
They were lookin' for the big Fashion Night bash,
Gonna pose with Iman on the center stage.
Aaahoo, Werewolves of Fashion Night.

I saw Lon Cheney walkin' with Anna Wintour
Doin' the Werewolves of Fashion Night.
I saw Lon Cheney, Junior, walkin' with Anna Wintour
Doin' the Werewolves of Fashion Night.

I saw a Werewolf drinking a Pink Elephant at the Pink Elephant
And his Armani suit was perfect.
Aaahoo, Werewolves of Fashion Night.

Kate Moss and Janet Dickenson surely haven't aged well.

Posted by: kvs09 | September 11, 2009 12:03 PM | Report abuse
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ACK! That was my first though. Stupid meetings.

So I guess I'll have to say:

Wolves, the new plastic surgery rage.

Or: Wolves, the new face of plastic surgery.

Who knew sasquatch could look so good in a tux, though I dare to say s/he could use better dental care.

Who knew sasquatch could look so good in a tux, though I dare to say s/he could use better dental care.

Posted by: kvs09 |
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[Blush]

Iman asks: "Are you related to that snarker Sasquatch?"

Iman sez: "You'll be safe from Sarah Palin's hunting helicopters here."

Iman in rehearsals for the revival of "Into the Woods".

Ever the savvy mediawoman, Iman uses this photo-op to duck Joan and Melissa Rivers.

Designers, your client for this challenge is a wolfman. Your job is to create a day-to-night look that transitions seamlessly from formal business attire to a look appropriate for devouring strangers by moonlight.

"Quit laughing, Iman...these tux-pants are giving me a nut-crunch!"

Aahooo, Sasquatch! That was GENIUS!

Iman on a road with a load to tote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

Iman instructs: "Now whatever you do, don't step off these little black platforms, because we don't want you scuffing the marble floors."

They're the silver gloved yahoos who ate your Jimmy Choos.
Lately they've been chowing down on Prada.
You better stay away from them, they'll rip your tux pants hems.
Ha! I'd like to meet their tailor.

Modeling is so easy, even a wolf man can do it.

Purina One is the proud sponsor of Iman's "Shiny Coat" collection.

They're not wolves, they're those Diamond Dogs her husband tried to warn her about...mannequins with kill appeal.

Wookie?!! No, no, I said, "Lookie!"

"Get your paw off my a$$!"

"Wait, this isn' the Louise Dahl-Wolfe fashion photography exhibit?"

Iman: I have this really creepy feeling that something is breathing down my neck...

It's right behind me, isn't it?

Oh crap, now I'll never get to Grandma's house.

Huh, there's never a little pig around when you need one.

You better stay away from them, they'll rip your tux pants hems.
Ha! I'd like to meet their tailor.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | September 11, 2009 1:15 PM

I would like to nominate sas for an award. And I would like to request a replacement keyboard...

I've told those designers not to make the skirts too short - you can see how exposure to a full moon affects my friends.

VaLGaL
Huh, there's never a little pig around when you need one.

Maybe Alec Baldwin would volunteer his daughter.

Ya see them prowlin' around the catwalk floor.
Ya better not let them in.
Iman got upstaged on Fashion Night.
By those gloved Werewolves again.
Aaahoo, Werewolves of Fashion Night.

Damn Paps.

Iman and her model friends Naomi and Tyra. No one will ever doubt again they are real b!tches.

I said fashion is a dog eat dog business!!

You were supposed to get electrolysis along with the mani/pedi.

This will upstage Sarah Jessica Parker!

sasquatchbigfoot for the win.

In yet another tribute to the late Michael Jackson, fashion superstar Iman decides to remake the thriller video in a more metrosexual, less zombie-like way.

Iman's natural animal magnetism has gone horribly, horribly wrong.